It's on! And I'm trying to read an email, typical, but I can't LOOK AWAY!!

And here comes Ben in his red frilley shirt. What a funnah man! Hey, Anna Cyzon's in the audience! Hah, Anna Cyzon. Now the judges, Jake, Farley, Sass, and Zack. Now a recap from last night. Joshy! Ugh, fatty. Shaney! Manny! Jasonie! RAWR KALAN!! Ugh, nerdy. Kaleby! Elena. Lol jake. Now a flash of them all. Yay, group song! "You make me so very happy". Oh my god, sexy. KALEB!! Joshy! Nerdy. Elena. Manny looks so nice! Lol Jason, what a country boy. Lol Jacob, what a rocker boy. SHANEY!! Eww fatty, she looks SO ugly tonight, uglier than usual! She looks like a human pig. Lol Shane and Kaleb. Results, after the break.

Now I'm just reading my Wal-Mart wire. Shut up, I like Wal-Mart! Um what cheap clothes they are advertising in this email! Except for that patchwork jacket, I like that. Eh whatever, delete. Ooh yay, Claymaniacs newsletter! Shut up, I like Clay! I do hope they update the Hotmail storage soon, I'm almost out of space!

Oh my god, we're back. Ben's talking to Manoah about the stage. Now Kalan, rawr! And now Jon Dore is coming out. What the hell, he has a suitcase. LOL he was just like "HELLO VANCOUVER!!!" and Ben's like "We're in Toronto." so Jon's like "TORONTO!!!". His suitcase is because he's moving in the mansion with the Idols and rooming with Ben. Now a clip of the idols in the new mansion. Josh has to pee, lol. Rawr, Kalan's laying on the couch, and Jon goes "No more sugar for Jacob!"l and now they have bathrobes with their names on them, so Josh and Jason are freaking out. And Kalan's howling because Jon called him a lone wolf because he's not rooming with anyone, lol. And Jacob's room is a cupboard, lol. And now they're all in the pool. Oh my god Kalan's shirt is open, he is so hot! Oh crap, we're starting again.

Elena: is safe! Oh my god Kalan is: SAFE TOO YAY!! His lines were busy all last night, so it's not a surpise but it's still awesome! Theresa: Is safe too, ugh. Oh my god, Kaleb, if 3 are safe, that means he's in the bottom 3, please no: YES HE'S SAFE TOO! Oh no, Manny is: in the bottom 3, damn. Lol Jacob is: Sniffing Brandy. No sorry, he's: Safe! Fatty McFat is: IN THE BOTTOM 3 YES!! The fate of Josh, Jason, and Shane: Will be revealed after the stupid break, typical. I bet it's going to be Josh, even though I don't want it to be. I don't want it to be any of them!

Back. Overview of all performances. Good, Ben is going fast. Aww, Shaney. The person is: Josh. And the first person back is: JOSH!! Oh my god. YES!! But NO!!! Now I'm damn sure Manny's going home, I SO hope not!! Commercials. Please don't be Manny, please don't be Manny, PLEASE DON'T BE MANNY! Now there's going to be seven guys and 2 girls, that is so freakish but girl as long as one of the girls is Manny! The other one's gonna be Theresa, but whatever, I can put up with her as long as Manny's there.

Back. The person going home is...BRANDY CALLAHAN YES!!! Da da da, stupid fatty, go back to Halifax, and let them support KALEB BECAUSE YOU SUCK! Now we're taking a look back at her journey, which wasn't a long one haha! Shut the HELL up with your "Look out for me" it's hard to NOT see you! Jason's getting the crowd on it's feet, stop it Greeley! Yup Brandy "Nobody's supposed to be here who sucks, especially not you"! Mmm, Kalan. Now they're all hugging her. Except they can't all fit because she's so FAT HAHA!! Bye bye Brandy!

YES I'M SO HAPPY! I'll be back next Wednesday to recap the top 9 in next weeks theme: BRITISH INVASION, which means stuff like The Hollies to Dido and Blue and the Spice Girls and such!

 

 

 

 

Oh my god, this is going to be like such a short recap because there's like 15 mins till the results show comes on, I'm sorry I didn't do it yesterday but I got back  like JUST as the show was starting so I didn't really have time, but here we go: Canadian Hits Night, top 10:

Joshua Seller - "Try" by Blue Rodeo. He SANG greatly. Bad song choice though. Ryan did it on the exact same theme night last year for the top 11 show. But as Ben says, Ryan DID win, and as Josh says, great minds think alike, and as Ben also says, great voices too.

Brandy Callahan - "Nobody's supposed to be here", by Deborah Cox.. HATE. But her hair was great, though, the curly part of it but the top was SO messed up, it was like braided. You just don't DO that! And she's supposed to be a hairstylist, right. I wouldn't want her touching MY hair! 

Shane Wiebe - "My song" by Glass Tiger. He was SO good! The judges hated him though, I don't know why.

Manoah Hartman - "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen. I thought she was seriously going to sing Tower of Song when Ben said Leonard Cohen, but she did great anyway and she looked TOTALLY fantastic, with her wardrobe and especially her HAIR! The judges didn't like her.

Jason Greely - "Cuts like a knife", by Bryan Adams. I LOVE JASON GREELY! This the second Bryan Adams song he's sung, and it was WAY better than the first one, which was "Heaven". The judges I think liked him, I can't really remember. Martha did, though.

Kalan Porter - "Born to be wild", by Stepenwolf. Oh. My. God. I am SO glad I wasn't trying to recap this last night, because I was totally dying during his performance I could not even BREATHE! I knew he could sing something like that and pull it off, but I just never thought he WOULD! I have two things to say: Amazing and just totally unbelievable, and Kalan's just won the competition and even the judges think so. Zack said that if it were up to him they would just leave right then and make Kalan rich and famous!

Theresa Sokyrka - "Good Mother". Get OUT of my face, you nerd! I love that song though, and if she wasn't wearing her ugly glasses she would have looked so nice! The judges thought it was brilliant, and then she started on her stupid "thank you" 's and she kept saying them in that stupid way that she always does and it's like she's never heard anyone say that she's good before, that annoys me SO much! My neice Hannah keeps getting me to sing that song though, it's so funny. I sang it once in the car today and she kept getting me to repeat it and she's even starting to learn the words and sing with me to it! I sang it to her earlier and she fell asleep, and then she kept waking up and asking me to sing it again so she could fall back asleep because she had a nightmare about the Harry Potter poster that was on my ceiling. Right. Whatever! Next!

Kaleb Simmonds - "Everything I do", by Bryan Adams. He's so cool! I was hoping he would have done the bridge part of the song after the beginning instead of the chorus, but whatever it was still awesome! Not as good as Guy's, but nobody is.

Elena Juatco - "Mary Jane" by Alanis Morrisette. She's really good, but she doesn't interest me that much. There's nothing WRONG with her, but she's just...there. She's reppin' Vancouver though, so I voted for her.

Jacob Hoggard - "Put your head on my shoulder" by Paul Anka. He purposely dressed like a nerd, it was so funny, but he was really good, he showed Canada that you can still rock at "Old School", as he calls it. And then Ben was trying to get people to vote for him so Jacob was like "OOPS, I dropped a quarter!" and then he like turned around and pretended to bend down and get it just so the ladies could see his ass, it was so funny, and his pants were like gold and freakishly tight!

There we go, fastest recap ever, 13 minutes, and I have to go finish checking my email I'll be back in five minutes!

Hi ya'll! I just thought I'd tell you about these freak dreams I've been having over the past few days:
 
The first one which was about 3 nights ago:
 
I met Kalan Porter in Shoppers Drug Mart and I got his autograph, and then I was trying to tell him my name but I couldn't speak properly or loudly and so he kept making fun of me so I hit him.
 
The second one which happened 2 nights ago:
 
I was driving downtown with my mom and for some reason she wanted to see where all the retarded people lived except they were like zombies so we had all these retarded zombies jumping on our car!!
For some reason Duncan Polson was at my house (I think I had a dream about him because I had seen him earlier that day downtown)
I was with Sarah in the school lunchroom watching that new movie called Sleepover, except I wasn't with her I was sitting with Brock Groombridge and this guy called Barett who didn't even make the top 32 but they were just guys and then I was going to get their phone number but then it switched to another part where I was getting unlimited pop from the vendine machine! Beh! It was like when you pressed the button, if you caught the can before it hit the bottom of the machine, then you could press the button again and again and you just got ulimited pop! Seriously, it was like some freak video game code like in Shining Force when you can get unlimited weapons by doing some code thing.
 
So yesterday I went out with a bunch of my friends and we saw Super Size Me, which I can only sum up in 3 words: Worst.Movie.EVER. Seriously. I knew it was gonna be stupid, but not that stupid! Like seriously, the guy KNEW he was going to get fat and sick, but he did it anyway, JUST to prove to McDonalds that they made people fat. EVERYONE already knows that!! It was so gross at times because the guy like threw up out the window and you could hear it and then they showed it all over the ground! And then he was having lyposuction or something where they sucked out all his fat and they showed the inside of him during the operation it was so gross! And then I came back and I was locked out because my mom had gone out to the observatory, but then I just went around the front and the door was open, so that was good. And then my mom came home and told me that my "little friend" had phoned, so I knew what that meant but my brother was on the phone for like 2 hours so I couldn't call him back but I will today.
 
And now I'm just reading my recap of Thursday's results show which wasn't done by me it was done by Sarah because I was on the phone with "Alum" as she puts it, whoever that is! Um how retarded it's like 3 lines! Whatever I'll do a better one next week and I promise I won't be on the phone. I LOVE JASON GREELEY!!