AI5 Top 16 Results: Top 12 is decided eekina my 3 eekina guys better be in. And either of my possible 4th eekina guy.

A VERY important night. Sorry.

Oh the seats I knew it.

Oh like they don't already have stylists.

Judges. Lol I wonder if Paula is like she was last week.

46 million votes yo.

Recap. Lol Bucky. Chris. Mandisa. God that dad. It's about being a dad. Paris. Elliot. Will. Ugh Lisa go away you're boring. Ugh Gideon go away you're ugly. Lol Ayla. Eekina Kevin. Katherine. Rawr Ace. Kellie omg I love you. You suck Melissa. Kinnik god stop looking like J-Hud. Good you didn't be a dad.

Bo Bice. Wow amazing. God he's like a wolf. Yeah he was a dad like a year ago. Lol they camped outside his house.

Bo Bice everybody.

He is singing "The real thing" from his album which I have not heard anything from because I did not by it because he worked with Ben Moody on it and I just can't accept that. Sorry Bo, but that's low. Heehee, I made a rhyme. What are those pants you are wearing like the worst. K that doesn't even look like you. Your hair's a lil' too long. God I can't believe he was like on the show. I hated him so much for like half the show. Now I remember why. Like he's not bad but he's just like kind of ugh. K I wouldn't advise spinning that around it's gonna like go flying and hit someone in the eye. Hopefully the dad. K you just did did that actually hit someone I'd like scream and run away.

Break. K what is that like giant piece of cheese. Lol if a piece of cheese hit me in the head I'd be like um. What is swate don't even say that again you dumb kids. God my head hurts.

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Dude it's time to get down to business man.

Give it up for the ladies one more time. No. God Kinnik don't ever wear that hat.

Lisa, you sucked and were boring like always. And do not have the lowest number of votes.

Melissa, you were lame. And you do not have the lowest number of votes. Ayla, you sang a retarded song. And you do not have the lowest number of votes. Kinnik, you sucked. And are leaving tonight. Called it. But you just did lose. And she sings us out. Well not out but yeah. She sings herself out. What fans. That was uncalled for, Rebecca.

Break. Could you stare anymore if you tried. God stupid movie. Come in Kyutzface. Must get Dr.Pepper. K Kyutz how did you get upstairs before me. Lol the lambrogini club. Hey Barbara just phoned.

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Guys now. Rawr Ace. Lol Kevin.

Kevin. Does not have the lowest number of votes yes!! Gedeon does not have the lowest number of votes. Bucky stop blinking god. He does not have the lowest number of votes. Elliot. Does not have the lowest number. Will. Crap. he's going home. THAT'S 2 EEKINA GUYS DANMIT!! I would cry right now but I'm on the phone. Nooooooooooooooo danm. And he sings. Seriously I want to cry but Barbara would be like um. K I'm off the phone it's cryng time now.

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Now girls again.

Paris. Is in the top 12. Don't have a fit now. What was that like dance. Katherine. Is in the top 12. Lol she's so not suprised. Kellie Pickler. IS IN THE TOP 12 YES!!! So called it. Lol picked Pickler. Mandisa what is that like fedora. Is in the top 12. She knew it too. Lisa is in the top 12 crappy but called it. Between Ayla and Melissa wow this is gonna be a shocker danm tape why are you rewinding.

Break. Sweet the tape came out. God is this replacing the Zellers Ad as the WORST ad song ever? K seriously stop rewinding there is not that much on that tape.

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Ayla and Melissa. Randy thinks Ayla will go through. Wow that sounds great. Melissa is in the top 12? That's a little gay. Wow Ayla you can actually cry? Sorry that was uncalled for. She's like I never cry. Yeah that's because you don't know how. Lol Randy as you say you are. And she sings that song lol why would you pick this.

Now the guys.

Dad. Is in the top 12. Ace I love you. And you are in the top 12 called it. Chris is also in called it. Kevin. Is in YES!!! Elliot. What why are the Brittnums there. Yes Elliot is in. Between Gideon and Bucky.

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Oh it's on. Simon says Gedeon is through. Bucky is through yay!! Only cuz Gedeon sucks a lot. God don't say you're surprised you're such a loser. Wow Paris has got a problem. Rawr Ace. God Gedeon you're sick.

Noooooo dun bring Will back on stage I'll cry.

Oh crap memory time.

Nooooo k I'm crying now.

AI5 Top 16: 8 guys

God you dad. OMG ACE OF SPADES AHAHAHAH I GET IT!!!

God you dad.

Gedeon McKinney - Why do you talk like that god. "When a man loves a woman" by Percy Sledge. Yeah don't try and be the dad. Shut up you're annoying. Randy said something about a record, okay, soul man. Or something. Paula said he's unique and needed in this competition. What, for a VFTW candidate when Kevin leaves? Simon said he's weird and asked what it signified. Gedeon says something about variety. Simon said it was a lil' cabaret and overdone but he's growing on him. Yeah, like MOLD!! That was uncalled for, Rebecca. What's a waman Gedeon. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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God that dad.

Chris Daughtry - Ahahahaha Chris I can see that. "Broken" by Seether ft. Amy Lee holy crap I died when I heard he was singing this I like had a heart attack. Come on bring it. There we go. Not really how it goes but oh well. K that's definitely not how that part goes man. Randy don't compare him to Gedeon I'll punch you. He says that Chris is ready and rock on. Randy do you even know what rock is let me tell you it does not involve the words Puff Daddy. Paula said that he will be out there whether he wins or not. Shut up Simon it's not a boring song it's like the best you loser face and he says that peeps won't remember it I will. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Kevin Covais - K Kevin I've known that you like Kanye West for like a month everyone has. Don't be so serious dad. K Kevin I love you but don't look at me like that. Randy said that he always knew he was gansta but American doesn't get it and Kevin was like no they don't. Um what. Randy said he's in the dog pound eternally. Paris don't be mean he is not a chicken. Paula has nothing but love for him. And that everyone smiled and him and it was such a sincere performance and ballads are his thing. Simon said it's like watching puppies play and he can understand why peeps like him cuz grannie's are voting for him. Lol Kevin was like I'll take the grannie vote. And apparently it was juvenile and like an 11. No that's mean. And he's not trying to be rude. Lol Kevin he was like no of course not. Ryan dreams about who now? K what was that whole part about. Awwww he like smiled. K shut up. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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What are you talking about dad. Wow you can actually talk without doing your like dad movements. Why do you keep looking what is with those shoes.

Bucky Covington - "Wave on wave". He has a twin bro. I knew that. He looks like someone. Like Keith Urban and Bo. Randy said that it probably wasn't the greatest song but showed what he does. Paula says she likes that he's unpretentious. Omg it's like him in the audience. Simon says it's a bar performance. Ooooh his bro is coming on stage. Dude it's like him. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Will Makar - Ooooh me too we can me Japanese students together!! Lol he like spoke it. "How sweet it is" by James Taylor. Rawr. Why WOULDN'T it be close up on his face. Randy said it was not good and karaoke and below average. Paula totally disagrees and she says forget 11 year old girls she's a fan. N Will was like great. Simon said it falls under the completely average category. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. God you dad stop being such a dad you're like ooh I have my one dad move god you dad. Wow I just burped so much.

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Up next the dad.

Dad Hicks - What did you even just say. How are you a rabbit. Oh you were a dad rabbit in a mall you weird dad. Don't make dad faces. I knew what you were singing but then I forgot. But probably cuz I dun care. Something by Michael McDonald. Why do you look like you're gonna punch someone dad. Go get in a dad fight with a dad. K the dad's gone crazy don't EVER make that thrusting movement again you sick dad. Jeez calm down dad. What is he doing like retarded like a 5 year old dun have a heart attack. THE DAD'S HAVING A SEIZURE!! K I didn't even hear any of that cuz he wouldn't stop jumping up and down like a dad and doing his dad freak outs and dad movements god what a dad. Paula's like having a fit she's like I LOVE YOU DAD. Randy said perfect song choice. And he's a dog windup dad. Randy's like laughing so much cuz he was a dancing lil' dad. Paula was like omg this was my fave dad peformance you're such a great dad. Simon said he single handedly controls the something something industry. Dad Inc? Sorry. And he said it was the best performance so far. That's cuz Ace hasn't come out yet. And the signature dad move GOD I hate that dad move so much!! Shut up about your dad patrol. He's like a dad George Huff with that like dad movements with Ryan and him being a dad and freaking out with him. K dad we can see you you don't need to lean right into the camera like a dad seriously. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Elliot Yamin - Something about something. "Heaven" by Bryan Adams. Wow I just turned Elliot up. Are you an eekina guy? I am not sure yet. You are so good and so close to being one but why do you look like that like Chris is not eekina looking but it fits with him. Is that his mom. Randy said it's a hot one. You say that all the time. Paula said he's a popsicle. Or something. And she's throwing water everywhere. Lol. Simon said he thought it was a copout. What. He felt a disconnection between lil' Elliot and the song. And it was completely the wrong song and Elliot is a copy cat. Yes. Right. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Sorry. 07.

Break. Wow 39 dad's and it's not even the end of the show. Danm now it's 40.

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Ace Young - I can see that. "Butterfly" by Michael Jackson. Wow I wish I could scream that loud I would but I'm sick so I'd die. Rawr that's high singing. K I'll touch you Ace. That was inappropriate. OMG IT'S A WHITE GUY LIKE A WHITE GUY SEBASTIAN THAT'S AWESOME!!! Dun look at me. Actually please do. You are now back at the top of the eekina guys list. Randy was like it's a hot one. Paula said awesome falsetto. Simon said that he made it work but some parts were not good. Not true. But he made it work. Rawr. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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God Gedeon. Eeekina Chris I love you. I love you too Kevin. Sorry Bucky I called you Kevin. Will. Rawr. God dad. Calm down dad. Elliot. RAWR ACE I LOVE YOU!!!

41 dad's. God 42.

AI5 Top 24: 8 girls

Sweet the dog pound is there. GOD KEVIN STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR.

Paris Bennett - "Do the conga" by Gloria Estefan. Randy said interesting song choice and it wasn't his fave but he was entertained. Paula says she prefers up tempo and it captured her attention. Simon says that it was okay but peeps love her so she's in. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Lisa Tucker - "Here's where I stand". Lame. This is all she EVER does. Lame. Even Randy says lame. Paula says she should have sung a faster song. She doesn't know HOW. Simon even says lame. Um you're not going to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Melissa McGhee - "What about love" by Heart. You look really ugly with your hair like that. Who are you trying to be. Wow he looks like he's having fun. Randy says good song. Paula loves it. Simon said the last note booked her plane ticket home. Meh. I wouldn't care. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Katherine McPhee - Oh that was sick. Ewwww god Kevin Covais. Tori's gonna get mad!!

Kinnik Sky - K like some pig eater. "If I ain't got you" by Alicia Crap. Sorry. But that's sick. Randy said he loves the song but she kinda messed it up. Paula said bad. Simon said she messed it up n she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Katherine McPhee - "Think". Oh Diana did this AI3 Top 12 March 16 2004. Shut up. Randy loves it. Dawg pound. What is that Taylor that's not how you do dawg pound. Paula loves it. Simon loves it. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Ayla Brown - "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Dude this is from Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants. You're annoying you're like 17 don't sing this. Randy says bad song. Paula said she took a risk and handled it. Simon said she's too old for the song. Yeah I knew it told you. Called it. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Mandisa - "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan. Lol 24. K calm down. K Randy it wasn't that good. Did you just say bitch meter. Paula loved it. So did Simon. God why did I just hit my knee with that hammer. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Kellie Pickler - "I'm the only one" by Melissa Ethridge. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE YOU!! Hook up with Will now that David's gone it'd be like Wellie. Randy loved it. Paula says guys love her. Simon said he really likes her and prefers her to Carrie. Oh and she's a minx. Or something lol she said mink. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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AI5 Top 24: 8 girls

Sweet the dog pound is there. GOD KEVIN STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR.

Paris Bennett - "Do the conga" by Gloria Estefan. Randy said interesting song choice and it wasn't his fave but he was entertained. Paula says she prefers up tempo and it captured her attention. Simon says that it was okay but peeps love her so she's in. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Lisa Tucker - "Here's where I stand". Lame. This is all she EVER does. Lame. Even Randy says lame. Paula says she should have sung a faster song. She doesn't know HOW. Simon even says lame. Um you're not going to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Melissa McGhee - "What about love" by Heart. You look really ugly with your hair like that. Who are you trying to be. Wow he looks like he's having fun. Randy says good song. Paula loves it. Simon said the last note booked her plane ticket home. Meh. I wouldn't care. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Katherine McPhee - Oh that was sick. Ewwww god Kevin Covais. Tori's gonna get mad!!

Kinnik Sky - K like some pig eater. "If I ain't got you" by Alicia Crap. Sorry. But that's sick. Randy said he loves the song but she kinda messed it up. Paula said bad. Simon said she messed it up n she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Katherine McPhee - "Think". Oh Diana did this AI3 Top 12 March 16 2004. Shut up. Randy loves it. Dawg pound. What is that Taylor that's not how you do dawg pound. Paula loves it. Simon loves it. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Ayla Brown - "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Dude this is from Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants. You're annoying you're like 17 don't sing this. Randy says bad song. Paula said she took a risk and handled it. Simon said she's too old for the song. Yeah I knew it told you. Called it. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Mandisa - "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan. Lol 24. K calm down. K Randy it wasn't that good. Did you just say bitch meter. Paula loved it. So did Simon. God why did I just hit my knee with that hammer. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Kellie Pickler - "I'm the only one" by Melissa Ethridge. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE YOU!! Hook up with Will now that David's gone it'd be like Wellie. Randy loved it. Paula says guys love her. Simon said he really likes her and prefers her to Carrie. Oh and she's a minx. Or something lol she said mink. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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AI5 Top 24: 8 girls

Sweet the dog pound is there. GOD KEVIN STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR.

Paris Bennett - "Do the conga" by Gloria Estefan. Randy said interesting song choice and it wasn't his fave but he was entertained. Paula says she prefers up tempo and it captured her attention. Simon says that it was okay but peeps love her so she's in. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Lisa Tucker - "Here's where I stand". Lame. This is all she EVER does. Lame. Even Randy says lame. Paula says she should have sung a faster song. She doesn't know HOW. Simon even says lame. Um you're not going to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Melissa McGhee - "What about love" by Heart. You look really ugly with your hair like that. Who are you trying to be. Wow he looks like he's having fun. Randy says good song. Paula loves it. Simon said the last note booked her plane ticket home. Meh. I wouldn't care. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Katherine McPhee - Oh that was sick. Ewwww god Kevin Covais. Tori's gonna get mad!!

Kinnik Sky - K like some pig eater. "If I ain't got you" by Alicia Crap. Sorry. But that's sick. Randy said he loves the song but she kinda messed it up. Paula said bad. Simon said she messed it up n she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Katherine McPhee - "Think". Oh Diana did this AI3 Top 12 March 16 2004. Shut up. Randy loves it. Dawg pound. What is that Taylor that's not how you do dawg pound. Paula loves it. Simon loves it. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Ayla Brown - "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Dude this is from Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants. You're annoying you're like 17 don't sing this. Randy says bad song. Paula said she took a risk and handled it. Simon said she's too old for the song. Yeah I knew it told you. Called it. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Mandisa - "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan. Lol 24. K calm down. K Randy it wasn't that good. Did you just say bitch meter. Paula loved it. So did Simon. God why did I just hit my knee with that hammer. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Kellie Pickler - "I'm the only one" by Melissa Ethridge. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE YOU!! Hook up with Will now that David's gone it'd be like Wellie. Randy loved it. Paula says guys love her. Simon said he really likes her and prefers her to Carrie. Oh and she's a minx. Or something lol she said mink. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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