AI5 Top 12 Results: Stevie Wonder performs

Oh wow I'm good I posted that n messed up the thing n then was like do it again n posted n then create n type n it just started. K.

That's not a lot compared to usual it's like 40 million.

Sup top 12.

Oh the judges are back wow. K the dawg pound thing sounds like booing was that like Ace.

Recap. Elliot's like crying. Why would you talk about him. Why would that be funny Paula. Oh Bucky sang that I'm stupid. What's Dolly Parton school. Ahhhhh they caught you stupid wtf did you even just say. K who even notices that he got a haircut. Love you Chris. Jeez Paris I think your head is going to find out. K stop calling him that he'll start taking it seriously. Rawr Ace. Ohhhhhhhhh burn from Kevin. K what am I pressing pause for I haven't even started recording danm.

Break. It feels like I have no eyebrows. That's cuz I like don't. Stop yelling me about your back thing. Stupid guy. K that is not Pavorotti why is he farewelling he's not even that old and he's like the biggest singer in the world. Peeps said he like took up the whole world he's not even that fat. Stupid nose better not start bleeding again.

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Sweet ford video! Lol they're in like a forest camping what is that Kevin like a fisherman lol. What is that like monster! I seriously thought that was Carrie. N then Katherine is a police officer n then she sees Ace who's the monster n she's like rawr you can stay.

Oh Stevie Wonder is here singing "My Love's on Fire". They're like having a fit. What is he even saying. I think he forgot how to sing. Does he not know how weird he looks making those movements. Oh I guess he wouldn't. God I would hate being blind I'd be like god. Oh Elliott's so into it. Lol so's Kevin k I would go out with him except he's not that hot. K he really scares me. It's like Sonic music. And he's done. Who's Danny. Oh the loop.

Ooooh serious business. Lol votes or lack of them.

Ace you're sexy I love you. Hi Kevin lol your hair. Oooooh one of them is in the bottom 3. Don't need to ask HOLY CRAP WHAT IS HAPPENING ACE IS THERE. WHOA IT'S LIKE HIS BRO. K you have to send him back I'm like freaking out. Your mom preferred other people Simon. Well I agree I guess a little. Don't do a break I'm like crying.

Break. Except he's obviously getting sent back to the couch. Because I'd cry. And like kill myself it'd be David and Will all over again except like 503489503985304958345 times worse. Lol that movie is weird she's like um is that supposed to hurt. Ryan is not turning 18. Wait what's weird. What is that dinner it looks like chocolate. Lol that's great they go to the attic. Rawr unrated. Lol L337 as a genre. Lol let's not get hasty.

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Paris is safe. Kellie is safe yes. AHAHAH A DAD. Is safe. I was like who's Britt oh Chris. Chris is safe eekina. Who's Melissa. Oh. What is bounce me off my feet. Elliott or Melissa is in the bottom 3. Melissa is. Mandisa is safe. Katherine is safe. Lisa and Bucky. Lisa is there ahahaha. That is a weird bottom 3.

Break.

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Oh stupid I recorded ads.

Ace is back on the couch so called it.

Melissa is out. Like anybody didn't call that. Ahahaha she knew too.

Wow a journey. K I swear to god I can't even hear Bad Day anymore. Who's going to miss her. That was uncalled for.

She sings us out. Try to remember the lyrics this time. Messed it up.

K screw it I'm bored.

AI was supposed to be on at 8 but it's on at 9. And the Dr.Pepper is frozen shut from not being drunk in 4 days cuz I was in Van. So I put a pizza thing in the oven. Which should be ready soon I guess I should really time it.

K stupid computer how long does it take you to tell Silvana that I tripped on the carpet.

Lol I remember my Jason Mraz thing I was like omg I love him so much.

Shakira performed this @ the MTV Video Music Awards. Those people were weird. I think she did a remake of Dance like that w/ Wyclef which originally had Claudette Ortiz but is now called Hips Don't Lie. Don't ask.

Did you get 55%. No. More. Way to not answer me.

Lol a no writing zone.

And I just like scared kitten so much cuz I like ran upstairs to see if my thing was done. Which it is. And burning my mouth k I need a drink. There nice old water I missed that.

Wow this pizza thing is good. Nice and crispy around the edges. Ew. K Rebecca that's not even gross how can it be. I don't know you made it be somehow. Yeah well I'm sick minded what do you expect. Yesterday I went to type ass and it came out Ace I was like heehee Ace's ass. There you go. K there's too much stuff in my room I like stepped all over it cuz I've been too lazy to unpack so far. It smells like a bomb in my room and I know I haven't been in it for a while but that is not what my room smells like I think I know.

K I need paper towel

No Kit I'm sitting there god.

Whatever SharpShootaz are that's a gay band name.

K randomly some Kalan Porter wow.

I bet he's in the only one ever who's sang 2 songs in one season that both begin with the word lady. Maybe there only ARE 2 songs. Wow.

Now it will take like a day to get there.

Or not.

Lol it that the medical term.

Yeah better version sorry Will.

Lol light beer. A plague on the world.

K whatever judges comments are doing there.

However they both get in still best night ever June 22nd. No 24th. God if someone named the folder right I would know.

K why are you refreshing I didn't even tell you to do that. I'd rather not sit on that. K now it's on my pants.

K what is with this piece of crap comupter. I just spelled that wrong and it's not even showing what I type yet. Seriously I click on a letter and it's like ooooooooh white box.

Lol and Ethan's like nooooo not him. Oh that's where that person got his name from a while ago. I can see someone like that reading it. Except they shouldn't.

K it like breaks again. Lol you can like hear it from the world. That was gay.

I should post this so I can do AI results.

AI5 Top 12: Stevie Wonder

How am I supposed to see what's going on from here.

Jeez like recap of memories. Dad. Katherine. Ace rawr. Mandisa. Chris. Kevin. Chris. Dad It still makes no sense. K stop being a dad.

RAWR ACE!! I'm sorry who is that that's not Kevin.

Judges.

K the audience is NOT a dawg pound. EVER.

Stevie Wonder bio. K who brings a phone on stage. That's stupid.

And they all sing a song with him.

Rawr Ace.

Ace Young - "Do I do". Holy crap be hot. Holy crap. K it sucks right now. Oh there we go. K I didn't swallow for like a whole minute now I'm choking. Randy said something. Oh he didn't feel it. Paula loved it. Yeah well she could never not like him. K shut up Simon. You're MOM'S a bit manic. 1-866-IDOLS-01. Lol whatever just happened to the TV. Sup Ace's like twin bro.

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Kellie Pickler omgina!! - "Blame it on the sun" is all I heard. Oh that is what she said. What's a non event Randy. I'm a man that loves shoes too. Lol. Oh I thought they were pink. Lol I'm like a colourblind dog lol that was the best TOTW. Paula said something about a razzle dazzle. Simon says everything went wrong and she put half of America to sleep and it was completely out of her comfort zone. Something to do with barber school. K my face itches a lot. I would get fake eyelashes too but mine are long so it'd be like what. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Elliott Yamin - "Knock me off my feet." Sup Elliot. Why do you look so old. And weird. Yeah. What was that supposed to be. How did that make someone cry. Randy says that it wasn't his best but something something it's his boy Elliott. Paula said that she knows how moved he is and she loves him. Simon says it was good but not incredible. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Mandisa - Lol Ryan took her shoes off. What is your song even called. "Don't you worry about a thing" yeah I called it. You don't look so fat this week. Randy says best so far. Paula and Simon said something. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break. K my lip is like falling off even Jonathan was like wtf is wrong with your lip. K who says that. K this advert I'm gonna like kill it. ESPECIALLY THAT PART GOD DON'T SING YOU STUPID LIKE GERMAN GUY. It could be me omg. Danm will be too. Lol Corner Gas. Lol Brent what a weirdo.

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Bucky Covington - "Superstition". Like a place where I eat straw. What does Elvis have to do with anything. Oh I get it. K he doesn't know where your hand is Bucky he's blind holy crap man. K put your hair back up Bucky you look weird. You need to get yourself sorted out man. Randy really enjoyed it. I'm tired. GOD SHUT UP YOU STUPID AUDIENCE YOU'RE NOT A DAWG POUND THAT'S WORSE THAN THE PINK PATHER AD. Paula loves it. Simon says best so far butttttttttttttt his hair sucks. There we go Bucky keep it up. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. K seriously Rebecca do not touch your fing lip.

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Melissa McGhee - Yeah well of course you mess it up you're a dumbass you probably don't even know who Stevie Wonder is. Who says stupid stuff like that. "Lately" yeah don't pick this you suck. Um yeah don't change the lyrics. Yeah hopefully it will mean goodbye. K you just made that line up. I don't even mind the fact that my niece is playing like a keyboard over the song that's how bad it is. K shut up Hannah now I need to hear Randy. Randy says she can sing. Cannot. Paula says she should wear dresses more often. Who even cares. Simon says best so far. That's not saying much. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break. K seriously that's giving me a headache stfu Hannah you can do that when Lisa comes on. Thank you Martha.

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Lisa Tucker - "Signed sealed delivered". I thought Paris was gonna sing this. Are you sure it won't kill you to sing a fast song Lisa I don't think you know how. K I need to stop looking at that person's profile. The science wing does not count as dark I'm sorry. Randy said something. So did Paula. Simon said a bunch of stuff that isn't true. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break noooooo dun put a break before Kevin. Blarghhhhhhhhhhhh another 50 mins who's left. Kevin. The Dad. Paris. Is that it. Nooooooooooooooooooooo my Chris. Is that it. No Katherine.

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Sup Kevin.

Kevin Covais - "Part time lover". Except you can never be Nikko Smith. Lol Kevin I love you. That sign sucks though. I would make a WAY better sign and give him a WAY better hug. Judges said some stuff god shut up Gavin now I missed what Simon said I hate you everyone was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn and I was like holy crap what what. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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Katherine McPhee - "Until you come back to me". Yeah don't sing this Camille sang this on the AI3 greatest hits CD and it was like my fave. Plus I thought it was by Marvin Gaye. Same person. Judges say stuff. Don't insult Katherine in such a way Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break. God that dad next. And Paris. K I just liked hacked myself. Omg my mouth hurts I'm gonna kill myself. NICKELBACK SUCKS. That was uncalled for. No that was called for taking all the fudging junos at the 2004's. AVRIL LAVIGNE SUCKS!! That was called for...just plain sucking. K Hannah where is there like drool on your jacket.

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Who's Ayla. Oh Taylor. Dad.

Dad Hicks - "Living for the city". Um yeah dad don't sing that Melissa sang that in CI3 and it should not be ruined by a dad. Especially if you're all like rowrow like you just were you dad. Here's the dad. K I don't even understand the dad words that you are singing. No we do not want a dad repeat of the kind of dad you were last week you scared all the dad's. He's not trying to be a dad he just is one. Don't do that lil' signature dad movement that shows how dad you are we all know. Randy says: Dad Hicks. Something to do with bars. And the dad was hot and the dad was feeling it. Paula says something Hicks. Probably dad. I don't have a big smile on my face. I also wasn't standing up. Well to fix my pants but that doesn't count. She says the dad will make everyone happy for the rest of his dad life. Short life then. That was mean. Simon said he's like every dad who's ever gotten drunk @ a wedding. OMG SIMON SAID DAD I LOVE HIM ONE TIME HE SAID FATHER BUT THIS TIME HE SAID DAD OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD. And he was like I dun wanna change my dad hair. Like there's anyway people will send the dad home then it would be like the show without a dad and the family would not have one. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Paris Bennett - Don't insult her that way Ryan that's the worst thing you could say about someone. No idea what you're singing sorry. Like absolutely none. K there's only so many times you can say that Randy. Paula said something. Simon says something. That was unnecessary Paris. Sorry I forgot about your name. K shut up Paris you might be living up to Ryan's comparision. What was that Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

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God finally Chris.

Chris Daughtry - "Higher ground" whatever the hell that is. Oh that. How did he find his hand. Well of course he's gonna do the Chilli Peppers version duh. Hell yeah Chris you so brought it. Randy says every week he makes it his own and he worked it out. Yes. Paula says she doesn't worry. Simon says thank god for Chris. I say the same thing. And it was the only real thing cuz he can imagine him having a hit with that. What you mean is you can imagine yourself MAKING a hit of that. And best tonight by far he says. K seriously Rebecca do not touch your face. Something to do with an elevator and right Simon and they all laugh. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Recap. Rawr Ace. Kevin. Peeps. Ugh dad.