Okay, so I'm at Sarah's house right now, and she wants to write something but she's too scared because it's like totally all over the internet so anyone can read it...ahahhaa.....Okay, I am Sarah one of the freaks I hate Callan Chalmers. My hero is me. Okay she's done...so I phoned Calum last night, he's that guy who's in lots of movies that's in grade 7 that goes to my school, but his dad answered, and Calum was at some pagent Christmas play thing, so his dad took down my number, and said he'd get Calum to phone me, but then I went out so I'm not sure if he did. I might phone him tomorrow or tonight or something if I can, but it'll be so weird because he has no idea who I am, and I might say something dumb like "Can I have your autograph?", and he'll think I'm a freak, which I am, but whatever. Only 19 days till World Idol!!!

Ugh, I haven't written in so long it's hard to start. Well last week, Jordan was making fun of Kristina Busby, but I said she was okay except for when she acts like a chicken and he's like, "Yeah, and a horse, and a dog, and whore...se". That is SO rude!! He tried to make it sound like he said horse again but I totally KNEW he was lying. And today, we were making up leads for new stories, and then we wrote something and passed it back and by the time the paper got back to it's owner it had a whole story on it, and somehow mine became this: The driver looked away for just a second. It was one second too long. The next second I was lying in a crumpled heap of metal. I had crashed head-on into the truck in front of me.(Me) Gas started pouring out of the truck and my cigarette light made a spark(Callum). Light everywhere, is this heaven?(Megan or David). No this must be an insane asylum(Nick). At least I know what happened.(Charlie). Maybe someone can help me or give me a ride to the hospital(Me). The car exploded(Callum). I died. Oh well, who cares. No one likes me anyway(Me). Go Australian Idol!(Callum) Oh well, at least I got to see Ryan win Canadian Idol(Me). Booooooo!(Callum). As you can see, I wrote down who said what.

And then for my own lead I wrote, "I'm sorry, but that's how it is. Guy Sebastian won Australian Idol and you can't change that." and underneath Callum wrote, "You are going INSANE", and so I wrote, "No you are", so he put half squares around it ([ ]), and wrote Copy Paste at the top of it!!! And last week Andrew was away and this was Jordan's theory for why: "He was at air cadets and then he went to go take a rest in his office, but then his chair fell back and he smacked his head, and he went a little cuckoo, and he was so mental they had to shoot him with a sniper." and then Alistair's like, "Long story short, he's not with us anymore".

And in Mr.Pama's class we had some woman named Jane come in and talk to us about STI's(Sexually Transmitted Infections) and I asked what oral sex was, and she told me, and it was SO disgusting seriously!! And then Callan was going nuts afterwards and he kicked my pen up and it landed right in the recycling bin, and he was laughing so hysterically about what a great shot it was, and then Jordan's like, "Whoa, someone's getting horny!", and I totally freaked out because I've NEVER heard him talk like that before!! And then Nick got in trouble because he was writing really gross stories about Jordan, and he wrote that Jordan asked his mom if they had any VIAGRA, and she said yes, which is SO gross I was totally flipping out after school and Callum's like, "You know, people actually USE that stuff", and I was like, "Yes I know you don't have to tell me" and he's like, "Yes I do.". Seriously, family life makes everyone act so weird.

I'm going to Sarah's house tomorrow for a sleep-over, I'll tell you about it on Sunday when I get back, it should be fun. Shannon came over today, and we were playing Neopets it was so funny because I kept killing myself in the pirate caves game and everytime I was so close to finishing the level I would fall on a spike or something and I would start swearing so loud and Shannon was laughing so much and even more when I was playing the golfing game and I kept missing the damn hole!! But then we were so surprised because I kept getting good shots and getting the ball in on one shot.

Oh, crap, I just realized I forgot my science binder, which I need to do my math homework and my science element project draft(I'm doing magnesium), which is do Monday. I brought home my English binder instead. I guess it was all that STI talk that made me mess up my stuff. Damn reproductive system!!!