Crap. When I woke up today I couldn't open my eyes because of all the cold shit that was glueing them together, and so I had to wrench them open and then rip out all the disgusting yellow bits. Okay, that sounded so nasty. I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Shine". I like this song. No shit Rebecca, or else you wouldn't be listening to it. Shut up, George. George is what I call that stupid voice that keeps arguing with me. Oh damn, this stupid thing is on overwrite again which means if I try to edit something it'll totally write over it. No shit Rebecca, that's why it's called overwrite. Shut up, George.

Hannah and Gavin are here but they're out at Newfoundland with the rest of those guys, and so I stayed here because I'm sick, which really pissed me off because I love going up there. I could've gone, but it's really windy down there so it wouldn'tve been good. Up there, down there. Shut up, George. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "I survived you", which just ended. And I'm trying to get a video of Guy Sebastian "When Doves Cry", but the stupd thing keeps telling me that more sources are needed. I'm gonna more sources you, pig. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Perfect day". I've got Kazaa open on my "Measure Of A Man" playlist, so it's just playing the whole CD down. My mum was really upset because I didn't go with them and I'm here all by myself. Last time I was here by myself, I was watching Casper and Wendy and doing crappy Science homework. I have crappy science homework this weekend, but I have until Tuesday to do it, and I can't while Hannah and Gavin are here because they never shut up, so.

Yesterday, I went to bed at like 8:30pm because I was sick, and then I fell asleep and woke up at 12:15am, and freaking overwrite is messing me up!! Right. Shut up. Anyway, so I got up and then my mom told me about how Billy Klippert's CD is coming out in May, and we watched some rehearsal videos, and then I went back to bed and woke up at like 1:45pm today. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Measure of a man". I'm so glad Hannah and Gavin didn't run in and wake me up, I would've gotten so pissed off. They were leaving the house just as I woke up, and then they came home, and then left again. Clay Aiken "Touch". Is what I'm listening to. Shut up. Ow crap, my eye hurts. Seriously, it like made me cry when I had to like clean my eyes out, it was so dumb.

My mom told me that Paulini Curuenavuli got a record deal. How cheap. And no, I didn't use the website to spell her last name, I've memorized it. And you guys are like "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?" and then I take off my sunglasses and you guys are like "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?". American Idol Auditions. Shut up. I like how, on the Australian Idol website (http://australianidol.yahoo.com), they don't even mention the fact that Shannon Noll has a number one album that went like 3x platinum, which isn't as much as Guy's, but still, it's kind of mean not to say anything about it. They on NineMSN Music though, which is one of the Newsletters you get when you have Australian MSN like me, oh yeah. Shannon's lastest video is a cover of the Bryan Adams hit "Drive", which shows him stealing some guy's girlfriend and his car, laughing at the girl when she falls down, and then wrecking the car and giving it back to the guy. Right. I think the girl in the video is Shannon's wife, because if it's not, she's gonna be pissed. Guy's latest video is "All I need is you", which shows him at a club with a bunch of multicultral people, which is another one of his peace things, which he is like so obsessed with. Oh crap, I was just about to do something, but I forgot what it was. And you guys are like "She was going to do something? She has a life?", and then I go "Shut up, George", and you guys go "Right.".

I am NOT talking to Calum again until my cold goes away because I sound like Camile Velasco and I can't say words with M's or P's without them sounding like B's. Or T's, because those sound like B's too. Oh crap, now Calu'm's stalker is getting pissed off at me because he found out I was lying when I told him Calum's email, which I totally made up, and Adam tried it and he said it didn't exsist. Haha, now he went offline. Well seriously, he has a picture of Calum as his display picture, that is just scary. Now I'm listening to John Stevens "La La La La La". Whoops, I mean "Crocodile Rock". He's starting to get Clay screams in the audience, which is so awesome, because it means he'll be around for a while. Maybe I'll watch American Idol right now, like on my tape. And you guys are just like "Good, go away" and I'm just like "Fine, I will", and you're just like "Good, do it", and I'm just like "Fine whatever, be a losa", and you're just like "Fine, I will". Shut up, Georgie.

Song of the day - John Stevens "Crocodile Rock". Oh yeah, and Christina Christian will be on Wednesday's results show to perform, which is awesome because I love her she came in 6th in Season 1, she's almost as good as RJ Helton who came in 5th, and I hope he'll be on there too sometime, and Quinten Tarentino will be a guest judge on Tuesday. He was in the audience last year chanting "Ruben, Ruben!!, or giving the 205 sign or something like that. I think that was on the top 4 night or something. Yeah, that sounds right.

Okay, so the Ha-wa-en dance was today, and I put flowers in my hair like Jasmine and wore a lay around my neck that I got from Brittney. I sang "Hero" by Mariah Carey at the Karaoke thing, and everyone was like totally making fun of me and laughing and this guy came over to me and started making horrible noises like saying that was me. Calum's friend Duncan was being mean, and I was trying to talk to Calum like I went up behind him and was like "Calum, Calum, CALUM!!" and he just like kept walking I was like "What a deaf ass!", and I tried to phone him at Sarah's yesterday but he wasn't home and neither was Jordan. I'm still at Sarah's right now and I'm listening to American Idol Music. Right now it's AI3 Top 9 - Elton John Medley. Camile could not remember any of the words, it was so funny.

Okay, now I'm back home and I'm listening to George Huff "Take me to the Pilot". We went to Mayfair and did photo stuff and Sarah printed me out a picture of like 4 hot guys, Calum, Clayton, Callan, Callum, and Alistair. Whoa, those names are like almost identical. Right. Shut up. Now I'm listening to John Preator "That's what love is all about". He went second in group 4. Haha, John Preator. Shut up. I remember on the Ski Trip I was writing that song in my planner and then Shannon was trying to show it to Jordan like as if I was writing it to him and I was like "John Preator, John Preator!!!" and Jordan was like totally mimicking me and I got pissed off. Now I'm listening to Eric Yoder "In the still of the night". Eric went second in group 3. And was brought back for Wildcard but didn't get to perform. He was such a Clay Aiken Wanna-be, that's why he didn't get in. Haha, Eric Yoder. Shut up.

I phoned Calum today at Sarah's house and asked him what he though of my karaoke yesterday and he was like "Oh, it was good, but I only heard a little bit of it", which is such a lie because he was right standing there the whole freaking time, but he was talking to his friend for a bit, so.

Song of the day - Camile Velasco "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", which I'm listening to right now.

Okay, Tuesday's show - Elton John Night

Fantastic Uglito - "The Way You Look Tonight". Ugh, she tore the song apart and her earing made her look like she had spit dangling from her ears.

JPL - "Rocket Man". He was really good, especially with his yodelling. His jacket was hot, it was green with red inside. JPL's hot. The judges didn't like him. I hate Randy and Paula because they made fun of John Stevens on an interview because he was crying and they laughed at him and said he should go home if he was gonna cry so much. Losa!!!

Jasmine Trias - "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me". She was SO good, but they judges were all asshats and said she sucked. Shut up, judges.

John "Skippy" Stevens - "Crocodile Rock". Heee!! He was so good!! It was hillarious when he started going "lalalalala" because he sounded just like a singing elf!! The judges said he sucked. Shut up, judges.

Camile Velasco - "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". It sucked, but not that much. I'm listening to it right now. The one from the results show, when she got kicked off. At the results show, she changed the line "Back to the howling old owl in the woods" to "Back to the islands of Maui at home", which I guess meant she knew she was going to when it was down to her and Jasmine in the bottom 2. She sings "Pin house" instead of "Pent house". Right.

George Huff - "Take me to the pilot". Haha, he was so good!!

Diana Degarmo - "I'm still standing". That was the song that the top 5 sang on Canadian Idol. You know, the night that Jenny Gear got kicked off. Stupid voting pigs. Diana was really good, even though she has tonsilitis and larengytis (damn, I spelled that wrong, didn't I?", and so did Jasmine. I can't believe Diana was in the bottom three. Again. Stupid voting pigs.

Latoya London - "Someone saved my life tonight". Is it saved or saved? I have no idea. But she sucked, she screamed, and was friggin boring. I'm not saving your life, nope, sorry. Shut up, Latoya.

Jennifer Hudson - "Circle of life". Holy crap, she was so good. She totally blew the house down with a major powerhouse perfomance, and even Simon, who hates her, liked her. Right. She was the best of the night.

The results show was really weird. The sang an Elton John medley with like "Bennie and the Jets" which is such a cool song, the girls sang it, "Daniel, my brother" which the guys sang, and I totally got it confused with "The ballard of Danny Bailey", which I had just finished listening to. They also sang "Saturday Night's Allright For Fighting", all of them, but that's not what was weird. Oh yeah, and that boring idiot Tamyra Gray sang. She came in fourth in Season One, and has been dumped by her record label like twice. Haha, sucker. Shut up.

Last week on Idolforums people were saying that there was going to be some twist to either the performance show or the results show, and it wasn't on the performance show. At the results show, they put them all into 3 groups. Two groups were safe, the other was the bottom three. Group A was Jasmine, Diana, and Camile (bottom 3), group B was John, Fantasia, and JPL, and group C was Jen, Georgie, and Latoya.

After telling us that group A was the bottom three and that group C and B were safe (oh yeah, Johnny!!!), they put Diana back onto the couch leaving us with Camile and Jasmine. And then Camile got kicked out, duh. I was really worried about Jasmine for a second because I thought Ha-wa-ee was going to sympathy vote Camile and send Jasmine home, which would really have sucked because I just started like Jasmine.

Next week is Movie Night. Song of the day - JPL "Rocket Man".

I'm on Idolforums trying to explain to some idiot how to use online textmessaging to vote for John Stevens if you're in Canada, doing my Science homework with my books on the desk and the keyboard leaning against the screen and sometimes on top of my book, listening to music, and writing this. Now, if that's not multi-tasking, I don't know what is. Oh, and I'm also drinking coke. Mmm, coke. I'm listening to Matt Rogers "Hard to handle", from Soul Week. Haha, Matt. Stupid Americans, not voting for Matt. He acted really calm when he got voted off but I bet when he got home he was like kicking everything and being like "DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN!!!!!" Haha, I'm so hillarious. Shut up. No seriously, if you want to see something hillarious, go to www.idolonfox.com and watch Jaded's interviews with George Huff, JPL, and John Stevens. "I am fast like a wombat", and John is like "What the hell?". Shut up.

I'm almost done my procedures for the science experiments. Ah crap, then I have to do the freaking observations. What the hell are you supposed to observe when a walnut is burning? It burned, damn it!! Damn, now my stomache hurts. Freaking ice cubes. Now I'm listening to Jennifer Hudson "No one else on earth". Freaking people, put her in the bottom 2 again why don't you. I use the word freaking too much.

Freak, it's cold. Sweater. Pillow. Ah, cat mouse sheep. Right. Shut up. Yeah, so I didn't make the talent show thing, but I don't really care, I didn't really expect to and besides the school dance is next week so I'll just do karaoke again. I'll probably sing "Hopelessly Devoted to you" like I did last year at Claremont. God, I sucked then. And did anyone tell me? Nope, they just let me keep sucking like a freak. Clams are delish, whoo! Right. SHUT UP. I say shut up too much.

Who the hell is whistling? Oh right, the birds. I had this messed up dream about Calum last night, and he was acting like my brother, and I was trying to ask him a question and he was like "Nope, nope not listening, sorry, nope", which is exactly what my brother does.

Whoa, I almost just wrote shut up on my observations, holy crap. The theme for the dance next week is Ha-wa-en, so I'm going to wear a flower in my hair like Jasmine does. Right ear, so that people know I'm single. SHUT the hell UP! Well, actually, I don't know if I am. Jordan called me last Friday to tell me he hated me and to piss off, but then he said if I did what he wanted, he'd like me again. Those things were basically don't talk to certain people, don't talk about him, don't talk to him, don't be loud, blah blah blah vote-cakes. I think I messed up, but whatever. I'm actually starting to like Jasmine, I don't know why. Maybe it's the way she says Ha-wa-ee like a Ha-wa-en, with the exception of Camile, but Camile's a loser, so.

Now I'm listening to Katie Webber "So Emotional". This is like the only song I'm good at singing, aside from Crazy. Britney freaks out whenever I sing Crazy, she says it was made for me. Right. I wonder if I'd be getting my homework done any faster if I wasn't on here? Probably not. Now I'm listening to Jennifer Hudson "Baby, I love you". I love Jennifer, even though I called her a freak when she was chosen to come back. I seem to remember liking her in the original auditions in like, San Fransisco or Houston or wherever she came from. Oh wait, it was Atlanta, duh.

Now I'm listening to Kimberly Locke "8th world wonder", which is number one on the billboard charts. Oh well, at least someone from Season 2 aside from Clay is doing good. I remember when Jordan said I acted like he was the 8th world wonder or something. And then I didn't get it and he was like "No one ever gets my jokes and then they're not funny!!" Yay, done my observations!! They're really crappy, but oh well. Um, this thing is being really weird. Wait, never mind, it's all good. Shut up, Rebecca. What the hell it's messing up again. Whatever.

Now in the John thread at Idolforums, we're all talking about our John dreams. We're so nice over there!!! Especially the John and JPL fans!! I'm Merrill over there, so if you want to look at some of my retarded posts, go and look. Not that you would or anything, but shut up anyway. Damn, I just wrote "hydrocabon" instead of "hydrocarbon". What the hell is a hydrocabon? What the freak is wrong with this thing? It keeps going down another line after I write one word and then the word gets transferred up to the previous line. Whoa, someone's scientific. Shut up. No, you shut up. I'm not using very many italics in this post because I can't be bothered, I only do it with American Idol recaps.

Did you know that oil is a hydrocarbon, and that carbon has lots of energy? You don't care either, do you? Neither do I. I just wrote "Walnut oil is very powerful to start fires, and has more energy than sugar". Is very powerful to start fires? You can't say that! Whatever. Whoops, I almost just wrote Calum instead of Calium. I do that a lot, it's getting annoying. Then don't do it. I'll do it if I want to. Fine, be a loser. Fine, don't shut up. CHA!!!! It says to give examples of fossil fuels. What the hell is a fossil fuel? OH yeah, like coal and diesel oil and gas and propane and alcohol. Mmm, alcohol. Thank John Stevens I pay attentions in class. Whoo, walnuts are delish! I think. Except for those ones that have almonds in them, those are just sickening. What the hell is gas propane? No, gas, propane. That's it. Haha, Hank Hill. So yesterday we went up to Fisgard Lighthill in Juan de Fuca and it was just like Newfoundland with the freezing wind and the rocks and water and lighthouse and old war sites. I felt like I was in Newfoundland. Oh yeah, Jenny Gear!! I so have to go back there.

YES!! I'm finally done this crappy science. My conclusion is like 6 paragraphs long, I better get a good mark. Wait, I ALWAYS get good marks in Science. Oh yeah, go me!! Oh damn, now I have to do a stupid diagram of the four experiments. I'll do that later. No, you'll do it now. Fine then, be like that. Fine then, I will. Yay, my stomache doesn't hurt anymore!! That's nice to know. Yes, it is. I shouldn't be here. I should be like, out on Broadway somewhere. Whoo, Broadway is delish!! You don't EAT broadway, dumbass! Yes you do. No, you don't. Get a life. No, YOU get a life, freak.

I am almost done my diagram. It's crappy, but hey, all I did was get an A in Art. I don't know how. Mr.Butterfield said I had "Amazing potential". Right. My people look like computers. I have no idea where that came from. Haha, I just realized that today is 04/04/04. That is so cool, I just wrote that down on my paper. Crap, now I have to colour. Where the hell is my red? Where the hell did you put it? Um, if I knew that, I wouldn't be looking for. Yeah well, you're dumb. Oh, I'M dumb? Yup, that's right, you're dumb.

YES!! I am finally freaking done everything!! My diagram is actually pretty good. Now I'll watch Casper meets Wendy. Only because it has Hilary Duff in it. Hilary Duff is on YTV all of this week. Well actually, it was all of last week, and it's ending today. At 7 there's her interview on Hit List, and at 9 there's her interview on Girlz TV. Ooh, and on April 11th Clay Aiken will be on the Hit List at 9:30 for Part 1 of his interview with Danielle, and on the 18th is part two, I'm not sure what time it's on, I'll check the site later to see, www.ytv.com. Haha, wake up and smell the coffin, that's what one of the ghosts just said on Casper Meets Wendy. Whoa, I type fast. Damn, adverts. Maybe I'll like, make a waffle or something. I have to go to the library downtown at some point to get Lemony Snicket's tenth book "The slippery slope" to see if Sunny dies and to see who survived the fire.

I think this is my longest post ever. I have to put the Narrator on to hear him read it, that will be so funny. Whoa, someone on TV is like, sick. Right. I hope it lets me post because if it doesn't, I'm going to be like, pissed. Whoa, someone's obsessed with like, ponies. Oh crap, I just realized that the pillow I've been holding this whole time had cat fur all over it and I'm wearing black. Damn. Haha, you suck. Shut up. Mmm, waffle.