CI3 Group 3 Results: Ehlie's coming over.

You're ugly.

Shut up Devika. Barrett.

Recap of last night.

DIEGO IS AWESOME!!

Awww Jon has a kitty on the show and he's calling it a baby tiger lol.

Lol they went to the zoo. Lol Diego's riding a camel. And Jon's doing it the wrong way lol.

Break. THE CRAPSULTS!! Sorry.

Back.

Sass says Rex and Amber. Zack says Amber and Amber. Jake says Amber and Rex. Farley says Amber and Rex.

Diego... is not in the top 3.

Beh Barrett is in the top 3!! No one voted for him!!

Giselle is not in.

Barbara...ooh Diego just put his arm around her and kissed her!! And she is not in. She booed and hugged Diego.

Michelle...isn't in no friggin surprise stupid Canada.

Rex is in no shit.

Wow it's between hardi and fatty I don't think anyone really cares.

Of course we could tell who the winner was last year. It won't be hard to decide this year, we just have to pick which person sucks the least. Lol Zack yells at Ben.

Final member is fatty.

Break.

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Time to find out which two suckies will make it. Fatty and ugly of course.

First person in top 10 is fatty.

Break.

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The next person in is...Rex. Oh for god's sake.

Diego stop touching Barbara!!

CI3 Group 3:

Ben looks retarded.

Yes the judges selected these losers, we know. What is Zack babbling. What is missing from the top 10 so far? Uhhhh, talent maybe? I heard that's what Josh's issue was. Who the heck is Josh? Shut up Jake.

Marc whoever I want Lou back!!

Barbara sucks. Barrett is cheap. Devika sucks. Michelle is awesome. Rex is cheap. Amber is a loser. Giselle is a freak. Diego eek!

Yeah a cheap connection to Jazz!! Giselle is a freak as I said.

Barbara Preisman - Like the most retarded thing ever. Um no don't scat only Theresa can do that!! Um I'm sorry, what 1940's movie are we watching right now with a bar scene? The judges all like her and Zack says it was cute and won't say anything else. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Giselle Carea - "Brass and pocket". Um she's like hardi. And what is with her ugly hair. Farley says he likes her voice but no. Sass says no. Zack said something about the Lawrence something show. And something kick. And Jake says she made it slower and she didn't get into the pocket of brass and pocket. And no one laughs. And Ben tries it. No. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. Diego up next eeekina!!

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Diego Alvarex - "One more try". Lol he like makes up words. Sass says it was 50/50. Zack is so mean he says that Diego is no way one of the best ones in the top 32! Jake says he's still deaf. Farley says he wishes he could give him "One more try". Right. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Devika Mathur - "Hero". Um like the cheapest don't like pray at us!! Zack says some crap or other. Jake says he has his hearing back. Um shut up. Farley says some praising crap. Sass agrees. Beh. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Beh like some market and Barrett makes "Hot" pink shirts for the girls lol.

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Rex Goudie - "After the rain". Um don't have a lighter. Um he's cheap. Jake says he's great. Farley says best performance of top 32 so far. Um no. Sass says um WHAT?!!!!!! SASS EW!! Something about Sexy Rexy. Oooookay. Zack says hatboy here has a lot going on and he's going to win. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Michelle Madeira - "One moment in time". She was awesome. They all say they didn't feel her, whatever the hell that means. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Break.

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Barrett Peitsch - "Walking in memphis". Whatever bemphis is. And atfish. Off A beal. Whatever boring rain is. Sass says it was okay. Zack says he's a star. Jake says his favourite part was the silence in the middle. Farley says he did a real good job. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

A Flurry? Amber Fleury that is?! Shut up Ben.

Break.

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Fatty McFat. Wait, Amber Fleury. "I can't make you love me". That's right, you can't. Wow, is that the size 20 skirt that I'm wearing right now? That made no sense. This is boring so I'm writing through it. Lol my mom's yawning. Zack's on something. So is Jake holy shit he says that she's the best on the show ever. Farley is on the same thing! And Sass too holy crap what the hell are you people smoking? 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recap. Vote for Diego and Michelle even though oter people won't cuz they're losers!

I have spoilers for tonight's show and someone illegally recorded the show at rehearsal and posted all the mp3's for us on IDF so I know what they all sounded like too (thanks to Jacob Hoggard's brother Ricky):

Barbara sings some cheap jazz song and sounds like she's singing in a 1940's nightclub and it's so ridiculous she sounds like a 10 year old.

Devika sings "Hero" by Mariah Carey and is cheap and boring.

Diego sings "One more try" by George Michael and is AMAZING, I don't let people do George Michael songs and get away with it, but he was awesome.

Rex sings "After the rain" and is kind of cheap, mainly because Tyler Hamilton did that song in Season One top 10 show and was AWESOME.

Barrett sings "Walking in memphis" and is also kind of cheap because Wouter sang it in BI2 was awesome, plus the fact that Barrett was just boring, and he also thinks he sounds like Gavin DeGraw which is not true even though that guy is cheap anyway.

Michelle sings something I don't know but she's AMAZING, the best unseen person I've ever heard aside from Ashley Thomas from AI3 Group 1. But people are losers so they're not going to vote for her because they don't know her.

Amber sings "I can't make you love me" and is the cheapest ever.

Giselle sings "Brass and pocket" and is good but that's a really retarded song and I also hope she's not wearing that retarded rug on her head like she was in the top 100 last time we saw her.

I'm still recapping the show so I can get judges comments in (they had them on the posted media but they were hard to hear because the sound was a little distorted).

Ehlie's camping but she said she's back today so I'm just trying to talk to her.