Oh my god, I am so dumb. I'm at Sarah's house and I was phoning Jordan, but I accidentally put in the last 4 numbers as Calum's number, and then his mom answered the phone and I was like "Is Jordan home?" and she was like "Jordan? I think you have the wrong number" and I was like "Oh okay, sorry". And I totally thought it was Jordan's mom and that she was lying, but then I realized that it kinda sounded like Alum's mom, and then I was like "OH MY GOD, I just phoned Calum!!" I'm so dumb, seriously. It would've been so hillarious if Calum had've answered the phone, I would've been so confused like "Ummm...Calum? Why are you at Jordan's house?"

On Thursday block C and D (10:30-12:20) we went up tp Claremont High for a musical theatre play called Just Off Boradway, where they were re-doing plays like Grease and Mamma Mia, Rent, and the later show at night which we didn't get to see had Chicago and Cabaret, damn it. Later that night it was my brother's birthday and they all went up to my school to see my concert. It was grade 6 and 7 band, choir, and concert band, and everybody but my mom knew that I was doing a solo by myself after the grade 7 band. It was so funny, because Mrs.Robertson said something about a grade 8 soloist, and then she suddenly said, "I'd like to introduce you to Rebecca Grace" and my mom wasn't really paying attention because she was trying to fix her camera, so she didn't hear it until my sister like punched her and told her to look, and then I was looking at her and she suddenly saw me up front with a mic and she was like "WHAAAAAAAAAA?!" and you should've seen her face it was so funny. And then I sang Dusty Springfield's "You don't have to say you love me", more recently done by Cosima De Vito on Australian Idol (And ya'll are like, 'OH, so THAT'S why she did it, eh?'). And then my mom was like crying and she was just like Diana Degarmo's mom, which means I'm D!! YAY!!! Whoa jeez, calm down. And then all the choir people were saying how good I was, so that was fun, and these women in the audience kept giving me the thumbs up sign. And then this one woman came up to me after to ask what my name was...beh. And then my sister said she heard Mr. Prescott asking people where I was so that he could come up to me and tell me how proud he was of me and how brave I was...beh. And then this really hot guy in my class, Alistair Hayward came up to me and like patted me on the back and was like "Good job" and I was like "OH MY GOD!!! EEK!!". And then Sarah was like "Alistair is not hot.", but she didn't actually say that because she wasn't there, but she's saying it now because she's an ass.

And then this other hot guy named Callan, he came up to me the next day at my locker and he was like "You were good" and then he coughed. And then me and him and Alistair were talking about it at my locker and then Jordan was like "What did she do, what did she do?" and I'm not sure if they told him, I don't think he really cared, he was just jealous because I was talking to hot guys that were not him. Ha, sucker. But it was weird because after the show I had people that I didn't even know like saying to me "Bye Rebecca, I'll talk to you tomorrow!" and I was like...beh. No but then there was this girl named Bronwyn and she's usually nice to me, but then she walked by me and she like totally glared at me, and my mom was like "Um, I don't think you should talk to her, I think she wants to kill you", and then outside in the parking lot she kept turning around to stare at me, and finally my sister was like "OKAY, you can stop staring, do you have a PROBLEM or something?" Ha, Teresa, she's like 20 and she like yells at everyone, it's so funny, but she's seriously gonna get punched one day. And then my other friend Tia from Alum's class was at her car and then she like did some karate kick thing and was like "REBECCA!" and I did the same thing and I was like "TIA!!" and then we did it over and over again and I asked my mom "Did you hear us?" and she was like "Um, how could I not?" and then me and Tia were doing it again at school it was scary. I'm listening to Shannon Noll "Under my skin", such a cool song, it was one of the few times he didn't suck. Now I'm listening to Shannon Noll "New York, New York", from Big Band night, which was like I said, one of the night where he didn't suck. He says something weird in the middle that I totally have not been able to understand ever since I got it, which was like last year, something about do something ladies and gentlemen. But then again, Nolly has a speech problem, so. Alum wasn't at the concert, he was going to go, but then they called him up from Vancouver and were like "We need you out here on Thursday, be there damn it!!". Well, that's what Mrs.Robertson said, I just added the damn it part myself, I'm smart. No I am dumb! JPL is hot. Billy sounds like a cat. Jeff from play is hot.

So, I was like at a play at the Belfry on Friday and Sarah was there! She is sooooooooooon cool! That was her, and the last like 6 things were her too, except I did say Billy sounded like a cat, but I didn't know she was gonna type that. Now I'm listening to Kovered in Lies "Always for real", Billy Klippert's band. Or should I say "Ex-band", damn Billy. He got a record deal, so he had to ditch his brother and his band, screwhead.

And today, I went to confirmation (Church) with Sarah, and it was good because I got to help fill up the little wine thingy's and cut the bread for tomorrow's service, which I get to go to because Pastor Ron wants me to give a speech to everyone about why I came to the church. Well actually, Laurel (one of the church member girls) said that it means more of like why I came BACK than why I came there in the first place, you know. And then Leslie (the helper person), told me to go down into the kitchen and get juice for the dudes, and then bring it up to the teen room. And so I went up there and I was like "Hey, ya'll want some juice?" and Alex one of the guys is like "YEAH!!" and I was like "Okay well, you can, you gotta, you know" and he's like "What, pour our own damn juice?" and I like "Yeah, that's it" but I was kinda surprised because he said damn in a church but then I was like okay whatever because they all did it, and I do it outside of church anyway, so. And then me and Alex were having crutch fights and then I turned around and he poked me in the ass with one!! And then I was spinning around in a spinning chair by the window it was so fun, and then I got up to get some more water and Alex stole my chair, asshat! Sorry, I'm just fingering Sarah right now and she's trying to push me away because I said "Ow, my face" and she was like "Yeah, it's kinda ugly", so I called her a byotch and fingered her. Don't finger me and act like you didn't, byotch!! Now she hit me in the face with her finger, what the hell!

So anyway, when I was in the teen room hitting Simon with Sarah's crutches, this REALLY REALLY REALLY hot guy named Luke came in with his dad because his dad was fixing stuff, and I've liked Luke for a while, so of course I was like totally freaking out. So then I walked up to him and gave him one of Sarah's crutches, and then he kept poking me with it! And then he would take an end of it and then move it really close to my face until it was like touching my eyelashes, and Kate is cool. And then Kate is Sarah's sister, she just came in and said that so I'll be nice and not delete it. So anyway, Nathan took Sarah's crutches out into the hall and played with them, and then she was stuck on the couch, and then Luke came back in with them and he looked at me and was like "Hi" and I was like "Are you having fun?" and he's like "Yes". But then we had to go and I was sad, but I hope he will be at the service tomorrow.

When my neice and nephew were other the other day for my bro's b-day, and when we came back from the concert and my mom and sister and bro and bro's gf went out and me and the kids were alone in my room, Hannah started getting all pissed at me for no reason and was like yelling at me and like being all like "Well, you don't even LOVE me, you just love GAVIN, and you don't even care, and you just, just love GAVIN best, so I'm not gonna talk to you anymore, and Gavin, don't talk to her anymore, because she doesn't know how to babysit us, and everytime we come to Toria she makes us all mad". She's like 4 years old and she was being such a bitch, seriously and like she started crying for no reason, and then my nephew came over to me and was like "I love you Beta, want to be my friend?" and like hugging me, it was so cute, but I think he was trying to make Hannah jealous and mad because she is sometimes mean to him, so. And then my asshat brother kept telling her not to hang out with me because I was just going to get her mad, but then my mom came home and yelled at him, so I was like haha byotch. So then Hannah apologized to me, but everytime she got alone with me she kept saying it again so I got pissed. And then I was telling my mom about how Mr. Prescott thought Gavin's name was Hector, and she's like "What? Why are you saying that about my brother, STOP IT!!" and she was getting so pissed and she started yelling at me again but then my mom got mad at her. so it was funny. And then she was like "Becca, you're not allowed to touch Gavin's cars" and I was like "Whatever" and then Gavin wouldn't give me a hug and neither would she so I was like "Umm...Anybody?" and then I kept asking Gavin and he's like "No" so I was like "Stupid kid" and my mom thought that was so funny even though it's mean.

Okay, so earlier today me and Sarah made this cool blend thingy of American Idol, I'll post a link so you can see it, but I gotta go now, and it's coolies, so please like it I did the pics and she did the logo/writing, and I have to watch LIZZIE!!! Seacrest, out.

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Okay, so the finale:

Jennifer Love Hewitt started it off on Ryan's show set, and LaLoser sang a bit of her song from the CD, and now Kim Caldwell is showing D's fan's back home. Commercials.

Back. Now Ryan's in Tasia's dressing room. Ha, she's putting makeup on him. Tasia. Now she's showing him her blue box. NO, not THAT blue box, ewww!! And now Clay is in Tasia's hometown fans!! Ooh, hey hottie! He's hot. There's lots of people there. He's hot. Tasia says Clay looks awesome, man. She said "Clay, you look awesome man! He does.

Nicole Richi and Christina Christian. My mom just said that Nicole looked like Carmen. I'm gonna kill her, Carmen's not a slut.

Oooh yay, Georgie!! He's singing a bit from his CD song "Me and Mrs. Jones". Ha, he bounced. Now Ryan is going to go into Rarndy's and Paulker's dressing room, but after the break.

Back. Randy's chillin. Paula's babbling nothingness. Back to Xtina Xtian. What the hell? It's Ray Romano. Now back to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yay, Jazzy!! She's singing "Midnight train to Georgia" from the CD. She's so cool! There was this girl in my grade 4 class named Dieu who looks just like her.

Now in Simon's room. I'm not really listening. Ha, he has so many black suits. Now back to Jennifer. Sharon Osbourn likes...I didn't hear. What the hell? The red room is full of gospel singers, dude. Now we're out into the AI set. Holy crap, so many people. Adverts. Gotta check email that Sarah sent me because she's sitting right beside me and and bitching at me to look at it.

Back. Tamyra Loser, singing the American National Anthem. Clay does it better, and so does D. Well, D sings it all the time at like games and stuff. Tamyra can't hold a note, but she's okay. Whoa crap, bad note.

Ryan's babbling. Yeah great, someone will win, WOW!! I don't want to see the loser judges, but whatever. Randy Smackson? Beh!! That's what Starah just said. Haha, Sarah just knocked her crutches against the door, sucker. Now she's threatening to hit me with them. Try it, bitch. Oh crap, she did. Bitch again. Hey, it's D and Tasia on the stage. Now she said she's gonna crap on Leah. Labelle? That's fine with me. She hates Tasia. Crap, now Kelly Clarsuck is on. What is she wearing under her suit thing? It's open and she's wearing a sparkly bra. What a slut. Hey, it's Ruben!! Oh look at him, he still can't sing without sweating so much that he almost passes out like I did at the parade the other day. Shut up. Now THIS is a weird group: Tasia, Di, Kelly, and Rube. Kelly Clarkson sucks.

Now Ry is moppping Rube's head. What the hell, he always does that. Hey, Johnny's parents are right behind D's mom, AGAIN!! Damn Calum, he's 6 timing me! With Diana, Jasmine, Jen, Sarah, Sandy, and MY MOM!! Calum, that is just wrong!! Never mind. Everybody keeps calling me a slut, it's so weird.

Back. Fantasia says a bit of her expected to be there. And Di says that she didn't, but we all got her there, so she thanks us. Now back to Clay in NC, talking to some black dude. He's hot. Now we're going over to Snellville with Kim C. They're talking to her choir teacher. Haha, D is like totally freaking out, it's so funny. The mayor or Snellville is there too, and the motto is "Where everybody's somebody in Snellville" I've known that for like, ever. You're dumb if you don't know that.

Now highlights of last night. Go D, that first performance was awesome! Go D again!! I love you Tasia, but NEVER sing Summertime again! Hey shut up Simon, the only reason that D messed up on that last song was because her mic blew and she couldn't hear herself. Break. This is taking freaking forever!!

Back. Ah crap, Yelly (that was mine) Barkson(that was Starha) is taking the stage singing some crappy song from her Cd. Okay that's it, we're going back to the singles site where we're looking for gay men who are looking for other gay men! Ah, lesbians!! Okay, top two music video singing "Shining Star". I like that song. Commercials. You want a drink, Sarah? Yes please. Okay, I'll be right back. Sarah's like "Damn, why did I say please?"

Back, yo. Oh my god!! The top 12!! George!! Johnny! JPL!! Mattie!! Ha, Matt's wearing a yellow shirt. Now all the girls! Camile!! Leah!! Ugh. Amy! She looks so bad. Jazzy! This is the top 6 medley, except with more people. Jazzy is singing the same part she did before. Hi Jenny! What hell? The judges are all laughing at them and some dude is grooving in the audience. JPL's being a retard. Is it just me or does Camile have black hair now? JOHNNY!! He's singing solo he's so good!! Yeah, Camile has black hair, it looks good. Oh hey, they're singing D's Elton John song. What the hell? Diana and JPL are singing together. And now D and Matt and JPL are all singing together. Ha, Camile's fainting on th floor in the background from meeting Elton, I remember that, it was so funny. Jenny is singing now!! Singing Barry Manilow. I missed her so much!! Go to hell Latoya, what kind of crap are you wearing? Hey, it's Barry, go him!! Sarah calls him Old Clay Aiken Guy. But he's so cute!! And now it's Tasia. Hey, the 3 divas are singing together and pulling off the medley. Ha, Ryan said "Matt Rogers is having a fun time with JPL on the stage". Now they're showing some clip where this girl thought that the piano guy was Barry, and Barry swore so they beeped it out. How bad. I heart orlando Bloom, he is sexy!!! That was Sarah. She says she saw Guy. I don't believe her. Now she's getting pissed. Huh, I just rewound the tape and she's right. Well look, there were two afros sitting one in front, one in back, and I thought she meant the girl. Whoops. Ah, gay prom guy on TV!! Never mind.

Albert Einstein just winked at me. I'm scared. Yay, Ruben's singing "What if" one of his rap songs from his CD that I own that I got for Christmas. Okay, he's wearing a nice suit for the occasion, but he has a gangsta cap on to hide his sweat, that doesn't go well, and plus it doesn't hide it. I just said to Sarah "If you touch Guy I'm gonna jack you up". And she goes "Guy's not my type, and you're like 'You don't have a type'", so I go "Type B" and then she realizes that Rube has B written on his cap!! Ooh, Sarah and Ruben!! And then she says that her type is C, so I go "Calum, Callan, Callum, Clayton, Clay, Chad Michael Murrary, Chad Fitz". Ha, sucker. I'm type J, Jordan Deveaux BAYBEE!!! I hate Avril Lavigne, so much.

Back. Ryan is with D, she's gonna sing "I believe". I hate these idiot gospel freaks. Go D!! Now Fantasia - same song. Pretty cheap! Commercials.

Back. Now D and F are singing together "I knew you were waiting". Ha, Diana goes "Come on, everybody!" This is probably the last time I'm gonna hear her say that, I love it it's so cool. They're cool. Now we're going to the judges for last minute comments. Disfunctional family, eh Paula? I'm sure that's what you grew up with. Now the comments from last night. Fantasia, you sang and judges talked. Diana, you sang and judges talked. The winner is...

Fantasia Bursucko. I heart Diana Degarmo. Damn show. I'm so crying. So we're coming back next January, but I'll be here next week to recap Canadian Idol auditions.

Okay, Tuesday's show: Tasia and D!

Diana - "I believe", which is their Idol song. Oh. My. God. She is SO good! Seriously!!! I can't believe her, she's almost making me cry. ALL THE IDOLS ARE THERE!! Seriously, on one side there's Leah, Camile, George, JPL and on the other side there's Johnny and his parents, and Jen and Amy and Mattie. I haven't seen Matt yet, but Brittney's on the phone with me right now and she says he's there, so.

Tasia - "All my life". She's not bad, but this is such a stupid song. She's bouning like George Huff. Whoa, London France, Tasia! I don't think there are any words in this song, seriously, most of it is "Yeah, Yeah". Randy hated it. Oh there's Mattie! Simon said she's lucky that she's doing more than one song, because it sucked. The audience is booing, he says shut up. Commercials. Oh, that Jon Stuart "DAMN YOU CANADIAN BACON!"

Diana - "No More Tears" again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!! She's changing the words up a bit and adding bits, it's still as good as it was the first time, only better. Randy said she's singing her face off. No! I love Diana's face. Paula agrees. Simon said her dancing was hideous, and the whole stupid pageant thing, he says. I LIKE the whole stupid pageant thing, man! Commercials. Hey, it's Paul Martin! I love that guy! Jean Cretien was awesome, but so is he.

Back. Tasia - "Summertime". NOOOOO!!! This is the freaking THIRD time I've had to go through this!! New dress, still sitting on the floor, singing horribly. I'm going to KILL her if she RUINS Jenny's song ONE MORE TIME!!! Yup, typical, she sits right on the AMERICAN IDOL circle, as if to say "Yup, that's me". Ugh. Whoa Tasia, don't bend down that low when your wearing a LOW NECK DRESS!! I did NOT want to see that, I've already seen her underwear this episode, and Jasmine's yellow bra on Big Band night, this is turning into an R-rated show! Oh good, she's done. Hey, she's wearing the same silver bracelet as Jazzy, what a copy! Randy and Paula say she's great. Paula says she'll never bore an audience. Sure, she's not boring, but she sure as hell can piss me off! Simon said she's the best contestant in any World show. Nu-uh, Guy and Cossie were better!! Commercials. My mama's still up stairs washing the dishes. Oh well, she didn't miss much, it sounded just as bad as the first time she did it, and the second.

Diana - "Don't cry out loud", again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Oooh, she's kind of messing up. YAY!! Now people are going to vote for her!! Randy says: Allright so, let's critique the song. You started weak at the beginning, you fell apart at the middle, you were pitchy, I'm a loser. Paula says: I'm a loser too, oh well, you're still wonderful. Simon said that Fantasia scared her and she lost her chance. Commercials.

Tasia - "I believe". Um, what is she wearing, seriously? A green dress with straps that look like they've been twisted around by John Stevens and it was five minutes before show time so she didn't have time to un-twist them. Or something...like that. She's good, but not as good as D. I'm sure this is different for Tasia, you know, singing with a bunch of gospel dudes...not! Whoa, calm down!! With that dress on you girl, it's not only YOU who is bouncing. You get it? She's crying!! Awww, Mattie is standing up and whistling! And Amy is crying. All the judges say it was superb. Yes it was, but D's was superburer-ish. What? I don't know.

Beh!! Paul Anka is singing "My way"! He was here last year. This year he's singing about Di and Tasia, last year it was about Clay and Rube. Aha, they're showing auditions. Aww, Army Girl and ScooterGirl and stupid scat girl that I hate so much. Haha, he's rhyming something with JPL and William Hung and JPL. Haha, Ryan is surfing. This is so messed up. Beh!!

Recap!! Go D!! I gotta go vote for her and so do you!!

1-866-IDOLS-01, 3, or 5 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-436-5701. If you want to vote for Tasia, go ahead, but I'll kill you all if she wins. D, out!!! Hopefully not!!