Ok...show is on. Ben jabbering. Oh...he asks Kalan if they get along. No, he wants to kill Kaleb. Of

course they get along....it's in the contract.

They do the recap bit. Did Farley say Diva-dem or Diva-dumb? Whatever. Oh no, it's Jonn Dork. He

says it is his last show. I WISH! The group gets taken to Dragon Boat races in TO. They get to play

in the boats. And sing the anthem. Commercial. Good. I'm bored already.

Back. Predictions....Jake...Kaleb, Kalan. Farley ...Kaleb and Liz. Sass and Zach...Kaleb and Kalan.


Philomena or whatever her name is.....gone.

Anna....who still looks 45...gone.

Mohanza....looking like Gary...only better....gone.

Kalan....chews his lip and smiles.....top three.


Kaleb....almost smiling...bet he is in....yep, another top 3 position.

Elena....I hope so...but wrong place in the seating I think.


Liz....oh, we are getting an after the judges thingy. Well her and Mark.


Zack predicting wild cards. Sass likes Liz and Mark. For wildcards. Jake likes Liz and Whatsernama.

Last member is...Elena! Yay!


Ad for the Cinderella Story. Was that Carmen I saw ? Hmmm.


Back. Most votes go to Kalan. How about that. Kalan sings...did he miss the first note? Not that

anyone cares. Where did that song come from anyway?

Diane...Constant...Valerie...Jerrica...(Jessica?)...JACOB! Yeah! and whoever all else next week.

More ads now. Only five minutes left. Does this mean I won't have to hear Kaleb sing?


If it is only teeny boppers who watch this show, why are there so many political ads on?

Ok.Back. Kalebs says his heart is beating at room temperature. Er...ok. Oh, he gets to carry on.

And thank Nova Scot (tiny pause) ia. I think he is talking at the same time as Ben. Kaleb is

borderline lively, what with Ben tipping him sideways and all. Wonder where he will get his supply of

whatever it is that he is on once he gets to the mansion?

Oh well. Not much of a surprise in all that. Now I know why I don't do recaps.Byeeee!

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That was my mom's recap, which she wrote in notebook and I copied and pasted. She wrote it because I wasn't here, I was at the dinner dance which rocked, I sang karaoke 3 times "Hopelessly Devoted To You", which I sang by myself, "Whenever Wherever" which I sang with Stephanie and Jane, and "Dancing Queen", which I sang with Sarah and Stephanie, but they were so quiet that you could only hear me, and you better believe I rocked. And then me and Stephanie went down into the gym and we danced like total retards in front of all the popular people but we didn't care, so it was hillarious. The food was disgusting, I took like one bite of the steak but it was like all stringy and chewy and disgusting so I just ate potatoes and a nanaimo bar and cream soda instead.

But EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE KALAN AND KALEB MADE IT!!!!! I knew that Kalan would, but I thought for sure that Elena would make it, and when Kaleb got through I fell off the stool, it was so funny. And then he sang and he did so much yodelling and note holding it was even better than last night just like Kalan. I don't care who else is in the top 10 now, I have Josh, Kalan and Kaleb, I'm good.

Group 2:

Anna Cyzon - "Son of a preacher man". She's good, but not like great. I don't think the judges will like her. Jake says okay. Farley says okay. Sass says really good job. Zack says he hated it, bad song. I thought she did good! 1-866-9-IDOL-01

Commercials. Mohanza is next. I swear he's Gary Beals II.

Back. Mohanza Kelly - "Change gon come" or something retarded like that. Something about being born in a tent and brother. He sucked! You couldn't even understand what he was saying. The judges love him. I see another Gary Beals attack coming on to Canada. 1-866-9-IDOL-02 His name comes from an African King. Wow, that's surprising.

Loreal Style Studio with Tanya Kim. Ooh, Kalan is highlighting his hair, sexy!

Commercials. Liz Titan (pronounced tee-TAHN, not Ti-TAN)

Back. Liz Titan - "I have nothing" by Whitney Houston. I can't really hear her right now because my sister just phoned me, but I think she's doing really really good. 1-866-9-IDOL-03

Mark Levesque - "At this moment". Ooh, bad song. That's another Clay song done by someone who's not Clay. Ooh, he messed up the words. He said "How could I hate you" when it's "How could I hurt you". He yodels real good, though! He's awesome, I love him. Zack doesn't like him. Jake said it was good and bad. Farley said he stepped up in the performance category. Sass said he was great and shiny. What? Whatever, she said she loves his voice and that he did a great job. Wow, Mark won Regina Idol? Coolie! He's the first city Idol who I've ever seen, the Victoria and Vancouver ones just fizzled out and we never saw them. Stupid Abdul. 1-866-9-IDOL-04

Commercials. YAY, KALEB'S NEXT!!! Damn these Election Parties, they're so mean to each other. I voted Liberal on Friday, go me. And Keith Martin. That's who I was voting for.

Back. KALEB SIMMONS! - "Don't do it, baby". YAY!! He's so awesome! YAY!! 1-866-IDOL-05, PLEASE VOTE!!!

Filomena Pasqua - "R-E-S-P-E-C-T", she doesn't look too great, but she sounded fantastic. The judges didn't like her because of song choice. I didn't think the song was that great, either. 1-866-9-IDOL-06

Commercials. Elena Juatco up next. Damn it!! Kalan's going last! I have to wait so long through all these cheap people!

Back. Elena Juatco - "Midnight train to Georgia". On my sheet I accidentally wrote Midnight Train to Georgie. Haha. She was really good. Zack says she's crazy. Sass likes her. Jake says best performance of the two weeks so far. Finally, someone moved him. Farley said it was awkward. Well, she WAS acting a little weird, but she was partners with Jacob, what do you expect? Zack says to Farley "Well she's nuts" and Elena goes "Yes, I have a few loose screws" which is what Zack said to her. And then she was like "YAY!" to Ben and he's like "You ARE crazy"!. Shut up, stop dissing Liberals, you damn commercials! Ugh. Keith Martin rocks. Oh crap, I just realized I didn't record Elena, I had it on pause. Whoops.

Back. Ha, freakishly smart. That's what Ben called Kalan. Holy CRAP, he is good at the violin. And he's fun! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD EEEEEK!!!!! HE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!! Oh I'm dying, oh I'm dying. I have no idea what he sang. Something about "You're my lady". Farley said he's gonna win! Sass says he's going into the top ten.

Recap: Anna - 1-866-9-IDOL-01 - "Son of a preacher man"
Mohanza - 1-866-9-IDOL-02 - "Change Gon Come"
Liz - 1-866-9-IDOL-03 - "I have nothing"
Mark - 1-866-9-IDOL-04 - "At this moment"
Kaleb - 1-866-9-IDOL-05 - "Don't do it, baby"
Filomena - 1-866-9-IDOL-06 - "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
Elena - 1-866-9-IDOL-07 - "Midnight train to Georgia"
Kalan - 1-866-9-IDOL-08 - "Lady"

THE DAMN PEOPLE WON'T LET ME VOTE FOR KALAN!! IT SAYS THAT THE PERSON I AM TRYING TO TEACH USES TELUS AND DOES NOT ACCEPT PRIVATE CALLS!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?? Oh well, everyone else is voting for Kalan anyway, and it lets me get through to Kaleb, so I'm good. Wait, now it's letting me vote for Kalan. No wait, now it's not. Oh crap. I'm watching Simple Life 2: Road Trip. It is so hillarious. Ha, body acceptance class.

What I got for my b-day:

CD's - BILLY KLIPPERT (from my bro, it rocks so much I've listened to it 15 times, seriously, like 3 times a day, even walking to school, at school, and back)
Josh Groban (my mom, I've wanted it for a long time)
Delta Goodrem!!!! (my dad, her CD is now in WALMART in Victoria, which really pisses me off, but now at least if people find out I can prove I knew her first, or at least that I got her CD first)

Some Jasmine flowers for my hair, which I collect because I'm just like Jazzy. I'm listening to Delta's CD right now. Of course, I know all the songs already, but it still rocks.

I got socks (typical mom thing, you know, she thought it was hillarious), Simpson's playing cards, these freak animal playing cards that we used in Tswassen to play go fish, which was hillarious because Grandad couldn't remember any of the animal when it came time to play donkey, and then my mom, being the brilliant person that she is, put one of her cards face up on the pile during cheat, but she wasn't cheating, but it was still funny.

Sorry if I'm taking a long time to write stuff, it's just that I'm sending in Randy's comments for Everlasting Idol Redux, which I got kicked out of as Carmen a while ago but I'm friends with the person who runs the game so he said that because I was such a good contestant I could be Randy, so I was just judging the show. I run a redux myself, actually, called Offical Idol Redux, which was originally owned by you want me, which is a user called Peter, but he suddenly had to leave IDF forever so he left his redux to me and Jilly. I do perforances, and she does results shows, I'm also in the game as Clay Aiken. These are the games I'm in:

American Idol Season 3 All Star Redux - Trenyce (In the top 6)(Ran by YeahforCarmen604)
Official Idol Redux - Clay (In top 4) (Ran by you want me)
Yet Another Idol Redux - Clay (In top 2 with Diana D)(Ran by Jilly)
Yet Another Idol Redux 2 - Jasmine (Haven't started yet, Jilly just started it up)
Shining Stars Redux - Jasmine (the person has only done 2 shows and has had it going for like 3 months, so I don't think I'm into it that much, but I've been safe twice)
Lucky's redux - Fantasia (the person hasn't done a show in a long time because they say they were busy and they'll do one soon, I've been safe 3 times)
AI Redux - Kim Caldwell (I don't look at it that much, but they've had a few songs and I've been safe for a while)
Uber Idol - Diana (I was orignally Carmen but I got kicked out in the second round so then later Revlin asked me whether I wanted to replace the person who played Diana because they never sent their songs, so I said yes)
Male Idol II - MILLSY!!! (In top 7, I can't believe I'm doing so well, but it's fun because Guy and Heinz are in it, and we're all from different countries, except me and Guy who are from Australia, and Heinz is from South Africa)
Nikki's Ulitmate Redux II - Carmen (I was in the first one as RJ Helton, I came in second to Jasmine, and in this one we just started with Duets, I'm with Kim C)
Not Another Redux - George Huff (Haven't started yet)
AI3 Redux of all AI3 reduxes - Justin Guarini (I got kicked out but I'm a wildcard so I'm waiting for that show)

I've never been Jennifer in one! Well actually I have, but I was safe for 2 rounds and then the person never did another show again, so. Me and this person were gonna trade people in Yet Another Idol Redux 2, but then she thought she'd rather stick with Jen even though she loves Jazzy too.

Male Idol II is cool because it's all guys, and Justin Guarini won the last one. I suppose they could have a Female Idol, but that would just be the equivalent to American Idol 3, ha ha. Oh, I am so good. That was the smartest thing I've said in a while.

Canadian Idol is on in Eastern Time right now. I can't wait to watch it. My sister is coming over later for my birthday because she couldn't see me before. KALAN PORTER!!! Sorry. Go to www.kalan4idol.ca and go to photo gallery and there is just the hottest pictures I have even seen in my entire life, seriously.