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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Oh my effing freaking god. So tired. And so many spasms/pains that so do not feel right. Latest I can stay up is 430 cuz there's nothing on TV after that.

Friggin game being so complicated.

Seriously why is it so fucking cold and where is my mf cat. FGS if she's outside it's freezing. Also so extremely hard to move gaaaawd. Rawr. Probably best not to stay up all night with swine oh wellll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ew too much salt today can't even think of eating anything.

Hmmmmm I wonder what's on next. Suite Life of Zack and Cody perhapppps. OH I friggin told you. Crap I'm all out of diet coke.

The heater's by the couch. But if I go to the couch I'll end up lying down and sleeping! Unless I don't go to the bathroom first then that'll wake me up. But then that'll be at like 6 and I'll be like blargh.

Omg super old Suite Life ahahaha! Suite Life On Deck Cody is hawwwwt!

How dare he insult the king of artificiality that is aspartame!!! It is my one true love. Oh he thinks I'm kidding.

And now time for Life With Derek. Oooooh Truman daaaaayum. That NyQuil I took is gonna knock me OUTTTT pretty soon. I <3 NyQuil.

K I can barely move anymore time for bedbeds.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Fail.com

Sooooooooooooo tired.

Up too early. Movie way too long and loud and bright.

Makeup hurts my eyes.

Missing you. A lot.

Lol'ing @ facebook for saying i'll die on a toilet seat. also lol'ing at the fact it's probably true

Then freaking at the fact I just put that for the world to see and blaming it on my tiredness.

Knowing I need to put my laundry in the dryer but not being able to bother because so very very tired.

Wanting Friday to come faster. So that my everything can exist once more.

Needing to do more Spanish before it starts fayling again.

Knowing AGT is over in a minute so I'll need to go.

Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd.

Amy Lee.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

He better not bail on me that b.

K I am out of breath and my nose is buzzing. That's what always happens when I sing. How layme sauce of it.

Omg. www.alcatrazhistory.com is the best website EVER. those escape attempts are epic.

Escape from Alcatraz is like the best movie.

Wtf is San Quentin. Ummm apparently pyscho murderer capital of the WORLD. Charles Manson, Scott Peterson, what the muck.

Ahahaha Scott Peterson's lawyer told the judge that a "satanic cult" kidnapped Laci. That's some reeeeeeeeeeeeally great law school you went to.

K my Kandi bracelets r bugging me.

Dammit Kaen u lost my white one I hate u.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Wow I've only been up since like 3 god I'm lazy.

And even tho I closed the curtains the damn sun keeps shining through the tiny hole I left and it's pissing me off.

Why does my throat hurt so effing much. Mb cuz of the constant cigarettes/pop tarts/chips and lack of fluids. Cuz my diet coke is flat and that's all I effing drink. I tried to drink ice tea today but the lack of carbonation bugs me.

WOW okay how the f am I going to memorize all these layme signs. That I won't even need to use. Except I'm not going back to ICBC so I can just FAIL like last time.

Omg I effing love this Maroon 5 song.

Mb I wanna see that Final Destination 4 movie. Although they should really stop cuz it's getting kinda old.

I heard Evanescence has a new album coming out or something. Although it's not like their WEBSITE is helping much.

Ew this Kalan Porter song is fayle.

Oh i'm SO glad the cookies on this comp don't reset cuz I just clicked on the home page button and was like EFF but then I clicked back and this was all still here.

How ooooooooooooooooooooold is heeee?

Ummm apparently now we have a new rabbit. K then.

K dinner time!

Layme post much?

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ahahaha so Post Grad did not turn out to be Post Grad.

Me and LG were sitting there waiting for it to start n the guy comes in and is all "I have some bad news" and we were like what and he was like the reel effed n you can't watch this movie and we were like WHAT.

So then we were like ummmm so it was either District 9, 500 Days of Summer (whatever the fuck that is), IB, Julie & Julia, or some Taking Woodstock hippie bullshit.

So we saw Julie & Julia. Which I thought was going to be effing lame because the theatre was filled with OLD people, but it was actually good.

Why am I so tired it's only like 11 not even. And it's not like I didn't catch up from lack of sleep due to phone calls (SOMEONE) last night. I got like almost 12 hours lol.

I love how as soon as a movie based on a book comes out everyone QUICKLY takes it out from the lib even though they prob. wouldn't read it before. Shit. That's what I'm doing now. Damn bandwagon. SO easy to jump on.

KIND OF LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.

Oh wow.

I better not be too fat for a size 0. Or I'm gonna break. I mean freak. What the hell why did I put break.

K there is no one on FB chat except my Unc. who's gonna be all PO'ed at me for not phoning him the other night. Tho I should really go make food but it's kinda late now. MB I should fish. But then it dun like Facebook Chat being used @ the same time.

K why isn't he responding he better not be pissed.

I hate it when you effing go to talk to someone on FB and then they're quickly offline. Cuz the stupid site doesn't register that b4 you do it.

MB I go to Quizilla. WOW I must be bored to do that. Ahahaah I remember when my page used to be flooded with that n it would take like an hour to get to the posts. Or just doing Facebook quizzes is easier. But more boring.

What I don't want to be Victor from Corpse Bride that's pathetic that movie is v. layme.

What is this 10-15-60 minutes in Emo Boy heaven garbage god what do these people do with their lives. K Quizilla has become utter trash you don't even get quizzes anymore you just get 12 year olds posting inappropriate fantasies about the Jonas Brothers. Seriously.

How the hell did I get an s in the word timeline. Wow I'm talented.

Ahaha I love FML it's the best ever.

<3333 FML.

Ew Nicky don't walk past me u r gross.

Crap I should check showtimes for Post Grad!! Ahaha it's only @ the Odeon LG's not gonna like that. I suppose it's better than the lame Capitol Meek tho.

Awwww I miss my Newport Beach sweater soooooooo much n they dun even make them anymore.

Ahahahah YESSSSS okay I shouldn't be happy. Butahahaha. K if I gloat then it'll go away I should stop. I'm happy yet sad for him. So it's all good. I shouldn't get too excited though.

6:45 man I'm gonna hafta like rush after meeting KP.

What the DB is all that. Most of it is soooooooooo true cept I'm soooooooo not gonna say that.

K this is lame and takes forever.

I'm not a handful you gay ass wizard how dare you!!!

Omg I'm going to kill him for saying that to me.

You're my type of guy, I guess, if I was stuck @ East Northumberland High for the rest of my life.

I don't like the god damn Beatles give it a rest.

Friday, August 28, 2009

This time meekweet this time I'll be burning kyutz!!! Which aren't even the words.

Ew Drake Bell that's sooooooo like...2 years ago almost kind of? Um wow how did I not realize how inappropriate this song was???

All my musique is kind of tres layme.

Um y would I want to add a video post that makes NO sense no Gavin I don't want to replay this song shut up so u can sing your layme Hannah Montana Jackson nonsense.

You want some toast, bet you do, please add the jam & butter too. Out of grape, so sad, it's all ur fault u bad dad!!!!!!!!!

It's not add a grape that makes no sense why would you add a grape to toast.

Omg Wizards of Waverly Place movie tonight!!! Soooooo super exciting I need popcorn man except then I get popcorn mouth n it's v. layme.

K get off your layme FB Castle garbage.

Oh no I needa stop saying v. or someone will get mad at me again <3

N I heart this Miley song <333.

UM I haven't talked to this person in like TEN years what could they possibly want. I didn't even talk to them much at the time.

Oh I thought that said 27 things and I was like ummm what that's not the song title ahahaha rolf lmao ummmmm stfu wtf. K that's enough.

Omg this Paramore song many memories esp. since what I was invited to tonight. More like effing BEGGED to go to.

Man we need a Hot Topic here I can't even deal with how lame this city/country is man. Mb I order from there cuz I need Tripp pants like desperately. Sweet I found the pants for me!! Now I just have to figure out the thing with my daddy to get them ordered for me! Cuz PayPal is a bitch to me n it makes me do shit I don't understand.

I need those pants before...someone sees me again. So that I can look pretty for them. Since apparently they want to see me in pants.

Now time to have a mig and mb do something else idk damn I still needa go Shoppers how layme.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Where the H-Bomb are they they've been gone for like 17 hours.

Clay Aiken. Ew.

I dun wanna see District 9 like some Alien BM. Kind of like Inglourious BabyMeek. Except I didn't see much of that movie ahahaha oh no that guy is talking to me what does he want. he wants to ask the same q he does every time!!!

God.

And I'm supposed to see Post Grad this week too! I should prob. check my bank so I don't get screwed like last time. I should have at least 200. If I don't I'm gonna be like mf hell. Not like that $15 I effing threw away today on my god damn Learners that I failed.

That FB Kelly Clarkson quiz was messed just cuz my comp was slow it was all you answered too slowly 98% my ass.

No Andy I dun wanna c a trailer of this Alien garbage god.

N Corwin's gonna freak cuz I just told him to stfu well he was being annoying cuz he's all up on Pilsner. How effing long does it take him to type a message he keeps erasing it and starting again lol.

Nicky stop farting christ on a bike it's gross.

god computer why you gotta freeze like every sec.

k time to go back to realidades. and apparently hablar con mi tio. y mi...amigo. y quiza mi...persona que no es mi novio pero un pocito pero no.

ahahah layme sauce.

Monday, July 13, 2009

K pretty sure I have swine flu n it's not very cool.

I'm scared just like Rupert Grint who all like omg I'm gonna die. K I can't even put my head back to drink this diet pepsi or whatever I got from the machine I was like omg it works and then I couldn't use the elevator cuz I forgot the keys and it was layme I had to walk outside to the front n was v. scared.

I dun wanna get stuck in some doctor's office with like 30 peeps tho that's the thing. N what if my prescripts r not free that will bug me. And it better not be one of those sleep it off things cuz I can't rly cuz of Kaen.

But yesterday it was gone! And then today it's back to like 3 days ago!

Not cool.

K mb I do need some water I'm all pleghmy n it's really gross.

K now I need that water to get cold in the fridge. N for my damn nose to stop running.

I wish I could have got medicine like yesterday so that I could sleep in after taking it. But If I get it in the daytime tomorrow then I can go home and ada all day. Except sleeping seems to make this nonsense worse!

Lol I feel like I'm at Sarah's house. That's prob. the last time I was @ someone's house and on their comp when they are ada.

How long has the water been in the fridge for cuz I'm dying.

And now I wish I'd never gotten up cuz I have shooting head pains when I walk omg I'm dying.

That prob. means I won't be able to go to Best Babies AGAIN for like the 3rd week in a row. Well last week I stayed home to watch MJ's funeral.

It's like really hot but not quite that. Like It feels like my face is hot but then I touch it and it's like it stings.

And owww ear infections. And Tom's all like omg you don't have swine flu and I'm like ya I do idiot how would you know and y does this keyboard keep stopping.

Omg Jonathan Monsen is such a fag he was all ur gonna die that's great what a beeotch.

Ahhh my stomach hurts like a mother omg.

K now I'm all cold again this is REALLY messed up.

N there's no one on FB chat :( That could be cuz it's like 3:30am. n Spanish hangman is ghey I know all the words.

The back of my head is like on fire holy. Lolll I should watch the Hannah Montana season finale lololol.

F the secret life of the american teenager! that show is so effing gay!

K I watched HM well the first part atl east now it's really time for me to go to bed cuz it's like almost 5 omgina.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

I am quite bored. As can be proved by the fact I'm on here. Kaen is eating cheerios on his exersaucer. I am watching O.C.

What is with these sexually suggestive ads that have actually nothing sexual in them they just act like it so you turn and look. Well, it works.

Jaime Fox is kinda lame when he does songs. SO IS THAT FREAKING I LOVE COLLEGE SONG. GOD. Ohhh, Lady Gaga is win <3.

God there's Cheerios everywhere.

And now I'm trying to get Kaen to nap for like the 50th time today. Well we're going out soon so it doesn't even matter.