Frank stop that. You'll break your voice. Gerard stop encouraging him. Dude you got Makeup on. Oh I love this song. Don't talk so gay. Guys I'm tired.

Xmas CD's: MCR Live DVD/CD set
Evanescence - The Open Door
Christina Aguilera - Back To Basics
MCR - Welcome To The Black Parade
Canadian Idol 1&2 Greatest Performances DVD

Clothes: Grey "Freedom" T-shirt with silver eagle
Black "Punk" T-shirt with like punkish symbols on it
Black and Grey striped knee-socks
Sally grey and pink-stitched knee-socks from Nightmare Before Christmas

Makeup: Manicure set (TWEEZERS hell ya)
Powder foundation (cuz lord knows I need it)

Jewelry - Faerie button
Old-school cross necklace soooooo tight

And random food. Yuppppp. Oh, and a battery recharger. Cuz damn, do I like to recharge my batteries. What.

I have become fat from that dinner. Fatter, sorry. GUYS. Language. God.

GUYS STOP SERIOUSLY!!

k my stomach is hanging over my size 0 jeans

this is a song about your grandma you don't need to use that kind of offensive language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow okay i'm calm

gerard! stop it! they can stay on the ground if they want

sessions @ aol

these guys can't sing

don't stare at me like that i'm not taking it back

wow guys

k don't get so excited

wht

k what the hell happened to this page

lady sovereign is gay

lol that's hillarious

wow i should open my spanish

guys what is to chime

kk i finished that

wow i actually did something for once now to email it to myself k that's like 3 in one day lol

where did it even go

there

we in the car, we ride slow, we doin things that the girls don't do, the boys stare, we smile back, all my girls in the rainbow cadillacs, yeah

k that's a little to much dk for me

lol a not pg song he must have been like ummmmmmm

oh yeeeeah cherish

what kind of song is this whoa

Duuuuuuude. Danity Kane are sexy. As are Cherish. I think I am a homie. Oh dear. Crap thsee pants are too low no one wants to see that. SISTER!! Wowwwww nice song lol. God I thought you were off my list Bobby stop what do you want. Oh god this song WOW who says that. Lol that is SO awkward. Daaaaamn straight. K well this song is gay. Oh hell ya Press Pause. Hold me down.

K bye.

I am bored as anything. It takes like a year to log into this with the whole Gmail connection thing why did I even switch. OH yeah cuz it MADE me.



I've been up for over 4 hours. Cuz damn school was cancelled. Which is good, but it would have been better if I was still half-asleep when I heard it so then I could continue in my wonderful dreamland, but nooooooo. I had to be up, freezing to death, about to get dressed, and THEN it comes on the ready. And by that time I'm already awake and unable to sleep again. So I've been here for the past 4 hours, listening to Britney Spears Christmas songs. Yay.



Crap. No. Not Holly Long. I'm not READY for Holly Long yet. Shit shit shit. Turn it off now. Oh thank god. Panic! At The Disco. I almost lost it. Jeez Rebecca, premature moping songs much.



Random Random Random. Kelly Clarkson, Josh Groban. More Kelly.



Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Coldshit.

i toooooooooooooootally updated my blogger again

how hot do i feel

now i have to be like, a gmail freak

damn

with a billion new passwords brendan i swear if you hack me

scooters, vacation, fall

that is stupid

what the hell kind of time zone is this

Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
a) Indifference or
b) Disinterest in what the critics say

<3<3 Panic! At The Disco. Harry come online dammit I haven't talked to you in days.

Please leave all overcoats, canes and tophats with the doorman, from that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed, I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it, ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...with your midblack slacks and asentuating off-white pinstripes, whoah, everything goes according to plan. I'm the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it, because you say so under your breath you're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that, I'm the new cancer, never looked better and you can't stand it.

K I'm done.

I wonder if I should open Limewire. I need new Ev karaoke. Except what if they dun have it and my comp breaks. Oh well I need it. This is sucky karaoke. I remember that time when I was looking for Guy Sebastian n it was like The Open Door I was like k. Sweet I found what I wanted. I'm so happy. And very cold. I want someone good to come online. Now we have to see if that karaoke is crap or not. Better not be. Okay this is bad. It started off okay but now it just sucks I need a new one. Let me try the CMWYS one although I can't do that. K now this is karaoke why can't I do this. K I've got a My Last Breath downloading @ 8 mins and then Missing is almost done. There they're both done. Missing is okay. Now if My Last Breath is crappy I'm gonna break something that was my last one. Ha. Not funny. K you wanna work now that'd be nice. Beginning is good. Piece of shit. K looks like I'm gonna have to resort to Karaokeland although they reply when it's too late I'm like god and they use YouSendIt links which expire after like a day. Stupid Limewire. It gave me like nothing.

Must listen to Damien Leith I like love love love him. K. He better win. Lol I like stole all his songs off his MySpace. Stupid YouTube, remove all that stuff. Well that vid is still on my Myspace so ha. I want my slippers to warm up. Ohhhh that was nice. Does this song go on for like a year or something. Oh god I must be bored I'm talking to Fred. Why the HELL isn't anyone on.

Hey isn't there a video for Elevator Love. I must find it. I'd buy a Damien Leith CD. Whoa they redid Guy's website. Sweet. Damn I want to see that vid. Awwwww that was like the sweetest video ever like all in an Elevator lol. Was that really Jules it looks like her. N an apple lol. N they kissed awwww. Hey it's TSB. Awwww like an hours worth of album explanation lol. The boyfriend one was so funny he's ridiculous. And nobody is frickin online yet. I understand why Harry might not be on but Antony should be here.

Sooooooooo sup guys. I needa call Devin in a few. That's gonna be awkward.

I'm bringing sexy back.

Finally someone's on. It's Martha.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeere are those guys. I need food. But what do we have. Maybe I'll go to LemonySnicket.com. Yeah I'm bored. Is that even the website. Yes it is. Wow.

Waffles!! I burnt them dammit they taste so bad now.0-pppppppppppppp90o Do you mind. That was my cat. Okay seriously people this is ridiculous get your asses online. No estan linea. K.

I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue. K. Yesterday I was in art with that Devin <3.

Whoaa many hours later. But all of them came on and I was like finally.

N now I am watching CSI n looking up Harry Potter OOTP trailers. N eating Jalapeno peppers ahahahahaha. That doesn't work in typing.

So I should post this.

CI4 Finale:

Omg.

Group song.

Omgina Chad you look weidr. Brandon you are such a homo. And Katie you are lame. So are you sarah and Steffi. God Steffi go kill yourself.

Lol Craig. Ahahah singing Elton John. K shut up. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ROB OMGOOMGOGMGOMGOGM Craigie again. Omg Rob. Awww a lil' duet. Wow people are so into it lol.

Wow this song. And this one. What is this like Ocean medley.

What is with these freak dancers. Lol Chad like take up the whole song. Omg Rob I hear you. Where are you. 36 in the whole season? Wow that sucks AI gets 64 million a night. F Nelly Furtado. Omg Melissa.

N Judges. Haah Evalution. Shut up. Um what. Yeah man. The crew.

Break.

Back.

Omgina Amanda Bynes.

Omgina my Craigie!!!

Damn right. NFL pride.

Awwww his new nephew wow cuz the baby's not getting deaf.

Sup Mel. Sweet Speechless I love this song. Wow she looks diff. Awwww Aaron. K that's not even her who is that. N she got that thing that everyone gets when they go on like platinum bm.

Break.

N Eva's hometown. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiightina. Awwww her bff.

How about let's not. Cyndi is a freak. Lol nice hair Craigie. Wow black hair.

Ewww Nelly Furtardo. yeah cuzi t's crpa. Maneater is a stupid song. All her songs are stupid. Oh my god she looks like cher. Get rid of your bangs right now god you look so bad. This isn't an MTV awards show go away. This song is so dumb. That was the worst thing I ever seen.

Break.

Back.

Wtf is this. Top 10 + AFC. Riiiightina. They're like hey guys wanna go on CI4 and they're like sure. Rawr Tyler. Awwww he loves them. They have such white teeth. Wow that was good. Awww I wanna be that little girl right now. Ooooh I really wanna be that one w/ Rob. Not those. cha'ds not even ith them. Craig get in there. Awww. What is this Pat Benetar song to do with anything oh yeh WE Belong. Hey this is actually pretty tight.

Break.

Back.

Ooooh memories.

Awww Robina. 50 times that sucks. I coted for Craigie like a billion. Wow who dies like that. Yeah NFL pride.

Another group song sweet!

My god Sarah Loverock leave the friggin guy songs alone serious Michael Buble. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ROB@@@@ OMG!@!!!! I' mgonan die. Katie you suck. Chadie. You suck Breffi. Elliott pwns you all. Seriously Ashley you get uglier every week. Awww Tyler rawr hey you've worn that before. Awww the top 2ina.

Break.

Back.

Auditions!!

Eva. I love that: You wanna hear something in Spanish? No. When the b did she sing this?? Eva always wants to get better. Eva sings. What is she singing. When the f did she sing powerless? Oh. I see. how convenient.

Awwww Craigina. I remember that I was like riiiight. Lol Avril Lavigne. That one was so good Bon Jovi. I see it in his eeyes too ;). K yeah. That was hot hair. I'm Craig. I surrenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. K. Awww I love his smilie. What will he sing. Danny boy I'm so disappointed. Your music teacher I doubt it okay Rebecca if she died then yeah I guess so god draw the line.

Break.

Back.

Billy! Hi baby!

Ohhhh you sound so good Craigie. Awwww best top 2 eva well cI2 was. Awww this song. Dude he's like I'm Craig yeah I'm like this. N Eva is there too. Holy crap there's 15 mins left. Awwww go hold hands. Craig dun look at her like that she's taken by Chad. Awwww n they is holding hands. Whoa that's like Theresa's dress from CI2 finale. Awww they love each other. Oh yeah like we dun know it's Eva.

Break.

Back.

Omg resultsina. Omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg. Damn right the rock rocks. Whoa Zack thinks Craigie is gonna win.

Omg it's almsot over I'm gonna cry. Wtf Cyndi Lauper gives them a message. Omgina Martina McBride. K get it over with guys.

Omggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Craigie you sang this. They said that. Eva you sang this. They said that.

Ogmmlgkmad'lfkjadflkdjfldjdf.

EVA!!

No shit sherlock. Well that was a lil' disappointing even if I saw it comign. Ben dun talk French. Lol she so called it too. Hey thank Craigie too. Dammit thank Craigie too! Oooh that was mean. Ooooh Chad go up there and like make out. Chad what are you wearing. Oooooh he's acting like a bf.

N it over.

Omg n CI5 I am auditioning amazingina!

CI4 Top 2 Performance Finale:

Oooh like a whole show recap. Oh it's ON!!!!! Yeah okay.

Yeah top 2 man.

Sweetness.

Except lame.

Chantal & Rain. Wow what a great song.

I love you Craig.

We met him in meekweetville. K now.

Craig Sharpe "Meant to fly". Awwww a single. This is a gay song. Actually it's okay. I guess. Wow what a great song. Awwww Cragie. Craig omg Craig. Wow. N Jake luv. Sass is like omgina. I heard you're a man expected for this crap. Awwwww n Zack hug. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Back.

Eva Avila - "Wild horses". She is good. N they all like omgina. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Back.

Nelly crap.

Craig Sharpe - "I surrender". Ahahahah. Shut up. Oh I bet you do. Lol. Why not just say it. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Eva Avila - "Meant to fly". This song is almost really good. Craig is betta at it I think. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Craig Sharpe - "What hurts the most" YES!!!!!! Everyone wanted him to sing this!! Yes!!! Kkk. Lol what i said. I'm just kidding Craig. Craigie...n all judges luv u <3 mannie. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Back.

Eva Avila - "How come you don't call me". Called it. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Recapina.

Craigie 4 CI4.

CI4 Top 3 results:

Tony Bennett omg.

Break.

Back.

Wow a medley. Lol take it Craig. Ooooh some stuff's going on there. Awwww they should be bff. Awww n she's like with both of them. Awwww Craiga n Tyleva. I can't decide which is better. Awwww Tyler is hottina stop looking there. Awwww n they are bffina.

Yeah okay Tony Bennett.

Break.

Back.

N n recap. N craig. N eva. Ooooh tyler. Oooooh Craig again. N them.

N judges.

What is this lame.

Mmmm Tyler. N Eva. N Craig.

Look they are in NY. Lol shopping. N tyler is a pig n eats. Lol I'm at MTV n he's like no I'm good. What a pig he is.

Oh I see encorina. Tyler first.

Break.

Back.

Omfg what is this like Telus phone thing.

N Idol mansion recording. Sup Ty. N Ev. N Craigian. how did you get that hat on.

N eva.

N break.

Back.

What is this Tyler you're sick. N then they eat M&C lol n then lights go out n the duck eat it all. Beh what a stupid show.

Craiggggg!! GS is better but no ofence cuz no one is betta than him.

Break.

Back.

zomg.

Craig. You sang this. N then they said that. Eva. You sang this. N then they said that. Tyler. You sang this. N then they said that. And. Omgomgogmgogmgomgogmgogmgmgomggogomgogm.............................................................................................Tyler is going home.

Awwww my baby but I knew it. 3rd is awesome though. Awww he says I love you Craig.

N they show his journey. Rawr I remember that. And that. And that. Rawr. Awwww. That was a lame song. N Zach says stuff to him.

I'm Tyler I sing like that.

What you doing over there man.

Awwww baby I love youuuuuuuuuuu.

CI4 Top 4 Results:

Yeah that's ulgy.

Medley!! Awww I'll be sad either way.

Break.

Back.

ahhh Rex crappy. sooooo bad ahahah.

Break.

Back

What is THIS?

beh.

Lol Chad.

this is a weird show.

That was so stupid.

Yeah just get on with it

Eva. Craig. Chad. Tyler.

Beh said to Craig???

N they get advice k then.

I heard skittles.

Bottom 2 is omgogmgogmgogmgogmomg...Eva & Craig are safe OMG YES CRAIG!!!!!

Nooo Chad n Tyler.

break.

Back.

And.................CHAD is gone awwww pooor baby. well I <3'd you. But Tyler was there. Come on man.

Awww pooor baby. I remember that lol

Awwww. Well top 3 is good.

N he sings out.

Lol freak.

CI4 Top 4: Judges Choice.

Come on tape rewind.

What? Ahhh itchy foot.

Tyler...stupid judges pick bad songs god Tom Cochrane.

Yeah.

Tyler Lewis - "Big leagues" by Tom Cochrane. Ahhh door slam dammit. Yeah. Bad song. But hot Tyler. N they say stuff. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Back.

Chad Doucette - "Hanging by a moment" by Lifehouse. Not lighthouse Ben. Wow that was bad lol. He was Chad. Sass says it was Chad. Wow. Um I said that. Farley says he captured the moment. Zack says it sucked lol well yeah. Jake says he delivered. K. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Back.

Craig Sharpe - "Careless Whisper" by George Michael I'm dying. Yeah almost a jerk but not stop dying your hair. N Farley loves. N Zack loves. Muahaha Greta. N Jake loves. N Sass loves. 1-886-9-IDOL-03. Why do you look like you're gonna cry even if it makes you not jerkish.

Eva Avila - "Would I lie to you" by Eurythmics. Oh I get it. Lol I'm sorry that was good. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Tyler Lewis - "Tears in heaven" by Eric Clapton. Yeah. Awww. WHAT that was not PG. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Back.

Chad Doucette - "Everybody hurts" by REM. Hey I love this song. No he doesn't. Judges love. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Craig Sharpe - "Tears of a clown". Muahaha Ruben. Lol he dances what is this like clown music. N some peeps love Zack says something mb next year n then Sass n Jake love. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Break.

Back.

Eva Avila - "Old Skool Love" by Divine Brown. That was good. N Zack says CI=Eva. PHRASING. K. Farley sayings something double platinum. Jake says best of the night. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Recapina.

Ewww Rex crap.

Keep it PG man. Yup. Awwwww I love you. Take forever in the bathroom why don't you. I wonder what you are doing. Yeah okay image erased. Ew. Okay yeah. Yeah he is back. And now gone to eat food. Wow it smells bad in here. And I am singing Toni Braxton. And looking at the $50 in my drawer. I must go to Van. Jonathan Tamas is sick he's like ooooh I'm eating Toffee ewwwww I'm a gross person. No you stupid. On my website. God just go look at it from here you stupidface.

WE HAVE SOUND!!! OMGOGMOMGGOGMGOGM GOD OGMGOMGOGMGOM GOD WE HAVE SOUND I'M DYING WHERE IS MY BRO SO I CAN TELL HIM. LIKE I PUT ON THE COMPUTER ADN THEN IT STILL DIDN'T WORK AND THEN IT BROKE I RESTARTED IT AND I DIDN'T GET THE ERROR MESSAGE FOR SKYPE SO I WAS LIKE UMMMM AND THEN I TRIED CALLING SOMEONE AND I DIDN'T GET THE ERROR MESSAGE AND I WAS LIKE UMMMM AND THEN I OPENED WINAMP AND THEN PLAYED ALEXZ JOHNSON AND IT WORKED OMGGGGGGG K THAT'S MY STORY. It better work for another song. OMG it works wow sound just works some people are gonna freak out!!! I can watch like Newgrounds and Tomorrow's Nobodies and stuff!! What should I do until those guys come on sweet Immelman just did oh he's gonna be happy. Hey why is it Windows 95ing. Wait it went away. Why is he not answering. Answering. K this is kinda ruining my whole happy thing. And now we are on voice omgina. This is quite odd omgina. Someone can't find their ebay password. Jonathan Tamas is a freak.

What a lying website it was like oooh we cleared it for spam no you didn't even though it wasn't spam. New page. Oh yeah they care so much they don't even update. And now to Veritaserum.com. This is the best HP site ever these guys better be getting money. Lol she's like the same person. Awwww he's 18 now. Awww shiat. I know they had Ev on first prob. Ewwww Jesse McSuckney. It's like Craig when he sucked. Yeah try to be rock. You're a loser. Lillix??? Beh. Kkk that's lame. Off now. Lol n he didn't know what an annie was. If I go to IDF it'll break but oh well. Hey Gilmore's on tomorrow morning sweet! Weeks go by so quickly. Except weekends. Cuz there's no good TV on then. Although I meant to check if 7th Heaven is on all week. I shall check. I see. It is not. Now that we dun get 43 anymore I need to figure out when CSI is on. And Law & Order. I should like draw up a schedule. There. Finger 11. Except how would I like draw it up. Dammit I suck at grids. I could just write it down. But I prefer to be creative. K you know what. This is taking so long stupid Law & Order is on so much. WHAT DID THEY DO TO TV LISTINGS OMG. Ahhhh dammit Jon your stupid comp always breaks. Back to the listings for me. Mb I call Sarah. Ahhh stupid computer broke good thing I saved this. But I had to fix my schedule cuz it messed it up.

CSI: Crime Scence Investigation
8/26/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV
8/27/06 - 8:00pm - 14 KSTW
- 9:00pm - 14 KSTW
8/28/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV
- 9:00pm - 9 CTV
8/31/06 - 9:00pm - 21 KIRO
9/02/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV
9/03/06 - 8:00pm - 14 KSTW
- 9:00pm - 14 KSTW
9/04/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV

CSI: NY
8/30/06 - 8:00pm - 9 CTV

CSI: Miami
9/04/06 - 9:00pm - 9 CTV

Law & Order: Criminal Intent
8/25/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
8/26/06 - 8:00pm - 9 CTV
8/28/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
8/29/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
- 9:00pm - 18 KING
8/30/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
8/31/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
9/01/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
9/02/06 - 10:00pm - 18 KING
9/04/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
9/05/05 - 9:00pm - 18 KING

It is 8:51am. MuchMegaHits is kinda lame. Especially when Justin Timberlake is on. Oh wait that's me!!! What is with this song it's not even him. Noooooooo how did that thing get erased from my MSN name!! Now I have to ask Max for it!! Or go into our history and CTRL + C it. Hmmmm later. Oh I'm sure they do a lot more than that. Who is George. A guy. Who sings a song called Talk To Me. This sounds familiar. No but it is good. I thought I clicked on that already. YES THE CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SOBER VIDEO OMG I LOVE THIS MUCH ON DEMAND!! MUST GO STAND LIKE AN INCH AWAY FROM THE TV AND LOVE IT!!! Yeah okay we're done. Wow 38 seconds that's quickly. I wanna go to the tour ;(. That was a nice MSN history thingy. Beh back from the theatre in time hmmm I wonder what he's watching. Maybe I'll update TOTW's yeah I think I should. Sweet Taller Stronger Better I love this song. K I want to see my hot guys page one more time. Mmmmm. I need to update the CI4 page now that that loser is gone. Many :D's will follow her name. And now get a new pic of the wonderful top 4. There's no one bad in it amazing awww next Tues is gonna be sad. Rightttt bows I should probably update that lol. Chad what are you doing in that pic. Arghhhh Snakes on a Chad k I'm over it. There we go perfect it looks beautiful even better than last year's page. Lol that was great "Or...not.". K I need my planner. To update TOTW's cuz if I dun finish them now I never will lol. K if it's gonna take this long for each of them then it'll take like a day. Lighthing strikes but there's no rain. Yesterday was a good episode of Instant Star. Owwww my nose. Where there's smoke you'll find a mirror. K I'm done I am Alexz Johnson. Am I seriously still only on this week blargh. It takes that long to update. Jason Mraz. Did you get my message the one I left when I was trying to convince everything that I meant in the minutes or less that I called to confess and make all of my stresses go byebye. What. Sweet Buttons I love this song. N now Hips Don't Lie. N my sis loves it too lol. Sweet Usher Let it burn let it burn let it burn gotta let it burn. Hey that used to be my MSN name and then Tim was like ummmm and I was like um wow not like that. I wonder if I could turn the sound off this site. I'll work on that once I finish the TOTW's cuz if I don't do that now I never will. Ahhh maybe I want some Rice Krispies. Yes I think I do. I will get some. There now I did. Back to TOTW's.

CI4 Top 5 Results:

Medley with Martina.

Recap of last night.

Martina sings.

Bottom 2 is Eva and Steffi ahahahaha all the guys are safe I knew it was only 5 year old girls voting. Eva should not be there though.

Aaaaaand. Steffi is GONE YES!! About time she was horrible for weeks and I wanted to punch her in the face.

Yeah your lame journey oh god you just kept getting worse.

Ahhhh you're still singing go away what is that bracelets oh wait it's candy unless Eva likes to eat bracelets.

Now new Instant Meek.

My tongue hurts. It is not even 9 yet well it is 8:59am. Jonathan is online but not talking I forgot he does that I can't believe he is gone omg I miss him so much already lol we hung out so much. Who is ed god you can't just join the Geekroom and I don't think Spikey allowed him. Why does this minute take so fast to change come on you stupid 8:59am change there we go 9:00am. I don't know why that was so important. It smells like back to school in here. That made no sense. Did to me. That's cuz you're dumb. I should do back to school...stuff. Yes. That. Dammit but without the car we cannot go shopping for stuff I do not need. Ah well I still have to clean out my binder. Damn school with their stupid policy thingy schedule god while watching home videos!! Yup. Ahahaha I remember one time the computer didn't work all day and then me and Bubs n Teresa went on bus downtown for a day and then we bought stuff at Claires n then ate stuff n then laughed a lot at a table and then came home and then the computer worked. Oh wait that was yesterday. Ahahahah. Great story. Yeah. Hey I haven't signed onto MSN yet. Although only laaame people will be on I bet. Let me see. I wanna get dressed first. N then people will be like wtf you got dressed. There I am dressed. Oh jeez. Horrible people online. Only good person is Jonathan but he's not really online. Oh yeah I was gonna put on a good CD cuz we have no sound. Which seems unimportant now that we have internet back. Well I'm sure we'll figure out some speaker thing or other. Guys what did you do with my sweater it's kinda cold. I wanna do this song on Claremont Idol lol last night I was like practicing it in my head on the way back from the bus stop. I have it all planned out muauahhahaha. Well not really. I just need to find karaoke by then which is probably cuz it's like in Dec.

Hey I should send Jonathan those videos he wanted of me. I think I shall. CTRL + N. Why must it take so long no not o you stupid. Sweet Taller Stronger Better I love this song. This is gonna take forever but oh well it gives me something to do till Immelman comes on. I dun wanna wait till 7 that's like 11am here and it's only like 9:16am well if someone named Jonathan Monsen would reply god. It seems to be uploading. Lol that was great I'm joking I'm just joking. Ahahah. These stupid things better be off my face by the time school starts. Dammit I need that makeup back. Oh look what I did now. Great. Ow that stung. Tyler Lewis. You were good last night. Rob James. You are awesome I miss you. Hey where'd you go man oh there. Alexz Johnson well you know I love you no question yes new Instant Meek this week I think. You little shit it won't attatch cuz it's too big well why didn't you tell me that instead of making me wait you dumb. Fine I'll just send it to him over Skype/MSN. Now I have to feed Bobbvy. There's no v. Brilliant. God now you want more you little pig. K not again there's not even any left man.

Now I must go update my Piczo site. It was Classic Country not just Country god. Hey I wonder if I should make a hot guys page. I'd need a lot of hot guys. K let me see: Zac Efron, Gabriel Thomson, Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson, that guy from Numb3rs...I bet I can do good first I must find good pics. Time to Google Image Search. K there's like no good ones of Gabriel I know he's hotter than this. Hey is it the 22nd it'll be the first My Family ep I've seen in forever cuz they took it off the FRIGGIN air. K sorry. K now Daniel Radcliffe this shouldn't be hard omg hot except I want one that's more Harry Potterish like from HP4. What the hell is that why is he Chinese it's like that one Amy Lee photo except that actually looks real lol he has like a broken neck in this one. Lol I was about to say something really stupid I was gonna be like I wonder if they've met JK Rowling lol. That's a good one. Wow there's so many hot ones this is gonna be a great page. K I have enough I need to stop looking but he's sooooooooooo hot. Sweet Buttons I love this song. Wow nice info on www.veritaserum.com. Crap Liam Aiken and Jensen Ackles too!! This is gonna be a sweet page. Now David Krumholtz let's Google him. Lol. It smells weird in here. Hey it's 9:59 like an hour ago lol. Why is Matthew Gray Gubler there. K we're done stop looking. Now Liam Aiken awww I love him I got the hottest pic of him awhile ago but now it's gone. Mmmmm there's one. Lol Ron what are you doing there. Ron get out of there! Dude that's Gordo what is up with this. K I think we're done. Oooh Jude Law. Omg hot sexy av of Dan Radcliffe. K finally. I cannot believe I went through the whole 21 pages. Jensen Ackles time. Great Jensen Ackles broke my computer. Oh shit this better not be the same one! K I don't want that. I want that. So give it to me. You little idiot. Fine I don't want your crap anyway. I think we're good. That's not Jensen Ackles. That's Tom Welling. God Snakes on a Chad that was the worst. Whoa. That is a BIG spider. Omg that's like the hugest thing I've ever seen I was like scared of it. It's in my bathroom. K is there anyone else hot. Oh yeah I didn't get Zac Efron well maybe if IMDB would let me steal their photos. K I'm good wow hot. Ummm anyone else. Maybe Tyler Lewis. Nobody from CSI is hot. Ooooh new Clay Aiken I better be able to find pics. Actually I think I have pictures of his new hair and if I don't I bet the Clay boards do. K I'll get started on my page and find out. K I need to turn this up louder. This has been quite a fun morning. Hmmm who should I put first. Mirror mirror on the wall who's the hottest of them all. That was really stupid. I think Daniel Radcliffe yo. I can't find any Clay Aiken dammit! Shit!! Jess!! I totally forgot about him! Milo Valwhatever I must find him too! Wow this is a hot page. Mmmmm noooo I didn't tell you to open photshop that breaks everything!! Mmmm hot guys.

I am bored. Blah my throat hurts. Get online you losers there's no way they're still there and if only I had got up at 8 at least Bunt would have been on. Hey I can update my Piczo sweet. CTRL + N. Dammit why doesn't it have auto log in. Perfect. I did that so awesomely. Crap that page has no sound. Well my sound doesn't work anyway lol. Sweet that is an awesome new page now I must update with awesome shows. Rawr Zac Efron. I think it's time to CTRL + N again guys. Yeah okay. I think I should use that banner except then that person would be like hey you stealer but oh well. Ah sleep. Fineeee. Up I get. How is it only 9:46am blah. Hmmm I need another show. I have Gilmore, CSI, Criminal Minds, 7th Heaven, My Family...I need at least 1 more. Crap what do I watch. Ummmm YES Passions that's it!! Oh and Law & BM too. Yeah finally someone's on. But someone else went a funfair whatever THAT is. And an update of avatar.

CI4 Top 6 Results:

Ooooh a medley.

This is laaaame they like don't sing.

Judges.

Recap. Craig lol. Ashley. Chad lol. Ewww Steffi. Eva. Rawr Tyler omgogmogmgogmgomgogmgom hot.

Break.

Back.

Chantal does a solo of "All I can do" I love this song man but she's a lame person. She's really bad. I guess most of her songs are studio edited cuz she can't really sing anymore. Aaaaand we're done. That was horrible. Wow not PG. Wow also not PG. Like she even cares no you don't you hate them.

Break. Why is the monkey watering a frog lol.

Back.

They're all standing there!!

Craig. Bottom 3 crap. Eva. Safe. Rawr Tyler. Safe YES. Steffi please go die. Bottom 3 YES. Chad. Ashley. And...Ashley is in bottom 3.

Craig
Steffi
Ashley

Go down in a ball of flames.

First safe is...................................................................................................STEFFI CRAP!!

Blah they do this to me on purpose.

Break.

Back.

And.........CRAIG IS SAFE!!!!

Ashley's journey.

Country Week? Beh. Oh come on Martina McBride at least give them Keith Urban.

She sings out.

Yes indeed you are gone. Oh don't cry. Look how everyone looks so sad except not muahahahah lol.

K be over so Instant meek can be on.

Over.

CI4 Top 6: Unplugged

Yeah that loser got him kicked off we know.

Something Chantal Kreviazuk. They met her.

Dude I want Rob Dammit.

Judges. What is that like a curtain.

K they kinda went too far with the Unplugged thing.

The greatest challenge? Switching guitars.

Craig. Ooooh dyed hair. Ashley. Dyed hair. Chad. Same hair. Steffi D. God You loser. Eva. A hat. Tyler rawr hot hair.

What is a Masonic temple. Worst video ever. I didn't know she was that old. Oh yeah she's married to Rain Maida oooh.

Rawr Craig. Called it.

Craig Sharpe - "It's my life". Called it!! Ahahaha. If I didn't know what this was I wouldn't know what this was man. Damn tape!! I'm sorry Craig!! You can't feel the intent in an acoustic performance god. And whatever the rest of them said cuz the tape was rewinding. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Back.

Ashley Coulter - "Crying" by Roy Orbison. Carrie did it better than you. And you haven't even done it yet. God why are they trying to make this set look like a club. Yeah that was kinda bad. Sass says remarkable. Zack says bad. Yeah I agree. Lol that was dumb weren't they gonna unplug you lol Jake. Some peeps say some stuff. 1-866-9-IDOLS-02.

Break.

Back.

Chad Doucette - "Santa Monica" Chad! You took Tyler's song man!! Chad you don't sound like you man. Do a Chad thing man. I want Chad to look at me like that. That's Chad. Chad you scare me. Oh you look so mad. Farley says you aren't unplugged you're unleashed. K. They all loooooove it. 1-866-9-IDOLS-03

Style thingy. Carig lol. God Steffi you loser. Hell yeah girls seem to like it Tyler.

Break.

Strawberry Clock.

Back.

Steffi D - "Lovefool" I knew you were gonna ruin this. Yeah she is missing something it's called talent. This is like my fave song. Stop being a slut Marc doesn't like you. I do this better than you. She said lose the musical theatre not increase it. Craaaaaaaaaaaap. Seriously if you wanna stand just stand you don't need to break the piano. And don't look at me like that you're a loser. Zack is a loser. Jake is gross. Ugly. 1-866-9-IDOLS-04.

Break. Ahhh I gotta fix the numbers I messed them up. There.

Back.

Eva Avila - "How come you don't call me". This is okay. I'd probably download it. Something something. Says Jake. Sass loves. Farley says another signature performance. Zack says signature too .1-866-9-IDOLS-05.

Break.

Back.

Tyler Lewis - Rawr. Dun say gnarly Chantal you're not cool. Crap what is this called. I love this song. Hotttt rawr. Dun look at me. Awww eyelashes. Sass loves. Farley says something. Zack says I'm a loser whatever. Jake said he delivered. 1-866-9-IDOLS-05. Liar.

Recap.

Vote Tyler rawr.

My hips don't lie.

Sweet Buttons I love this song. Only the Snoop Dog version though. The other one is laaaaame. Oh come on load already. Sweet. Nicole is kinda ugly. She's really ugly actually.

20 mins till Unplugged ep of CI. If Rob was there he would do so good :( Oh well Tyler better kick :)

PCD on me yeah I thought I saw a Pussycat. Ashley, Nicole, Carmit, Jessica, Kimberly, Melody, you're telling me? K I'm done.

Sweet now Ev blared. I wanna do this for Claremont Idol but I prob won't be able to get karaoke by then.

10 mins left.

Lol that thing with Sarah today.

And I can't stand to watch you comin coming fast everytime you come it seems like lightning strikes and then you crash. Yeah okay.

5 mins.

3 mins.

I should post this so that I can open a new one for the show.

2 mins.

Crappy TV. No CSI on.

What matters most will carry through the night to where I wanna be baby, take my sweet time I'll be home again in my own sweet time...

K I'm done.

Bah confusing stuff. Both of you. You're drunk aren't you. Lol no it's god that was the best.

CSI: NY. Good enough. Even if it isn't Grissom aka me ahahahah that dream I hate ahhhhh too much CSI lol. Awwww sick who drills someone's hands ewww knuckles.

Rebecca you're immature. Ugly little kid. Lol what a freak guy.

Cardiac arrest. Why is there an elephant there?

Dammit Max I dun remember. Ahhhh Silvana finish my eyebrows.

He's gonna get you....

Sup Agent Giddeon.

And it rings. And...home. Sup dude. Watching Criminal BM.

Lol that kid needs to borrow everything. That was stupid.

Maybe back later.

Awwww 5 second countdown. I am tired. I wanna sleep. Crap slow computer. Why am I writing this blah. CSI Miami sucks why can't I spell that and I want to watch regular but I dun wanna wait till 11. Maybe update quotes on Piczo I dun remember any summer TOTW'S. Damn.

Hahaha erm. What the twizzly dickens? Swag. Lolagexor. That's some bad hat Harry. Ooooh I'm English I talk like this. Oreos oreos oreos a pink wolf called oreo how is the ice hockey game going eh.

I love Jonathan Tamas. Forever.

K I'm gone now.

CI4 Top 7 Results:

Sweet group performance. OMG ROB!!!! Rawr Tyler. And that weird guy. Ya continuing my hot PM dammit Bubs I need the phone Sarah's gotta come ova. Dude stop doing group songs. Oh wait it's Give A Little Bit. That guy is a freak I hate him. Rob I can hear you. Dun sing like that you freak guy.

Recap of last night. Awwwww you lil' Smiley Rob. Ooooh Tyler. Eva. Lol Craig! Ashley. Lol Chad. Ew Steffi.

Break.

Back.

Blah Rodger Hodson or something. This song is gay. And so is this guy. And that song is okay. This song is weird. Stop singing. Finally.

Sweet Dennis the Young or something. Or DeYoung whoops. Wayyyy better. Yeahhhhhh okay then guys.

Break.

Back.

Tyler. You are sexy. And safe. Eva. Is safe. Ashley. Safe. Steffi. Is first in bottom 2. Craig. Rob. Chad.

Shiatt Rob is bottom 2 with Steffi.

I swear I'll hate you forever if you get him kicked out.

Back.

And..............that little bitch got him kicked out.

ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Just shut up and let him sing.

Finally Jonathan PM me back. Awwwww how sweet.

Dude why do you want that you freak lol. Fine fine.

My Sweet Time is the best song ever. Aside from Call Me When You're Sober. Which really is.

Reply dammit. Get off repeat dammit. Jonny you suck. Awwwwwwwwwww I'm gonna be sad yesterday was my last day to see him. Awwwwwwwww cuz we got so close this time my bff. Hopefully I can see him tomorrow.

Dude I wonder if it'll have 2 Karna's at the bottom cuz we're both signed in as me. He better not do something shitty to my profile or something. But he's my Jonathan so he won't <3.

I should write a hot PM while I wait. K he's back. I wonder if he had fun in my account lol.

There I did one. That was awesome he better love it.

Ahhh my foot hurts. God that's so gross it's like ooze stupid Jonny. Actually it was the shoes fault but oh well. Ew I wanna do something about it but I dun know what. God ewwww what is that stuff coming out. I wanna get that black stuff off. Dammit it's not coming off. Wait ya it is. Painfully but it's coming.

Sweet a new PM.

I'll brb.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm back.

Awwwww Jonathan had to wait like forever for me to come back. I hope he <3's his hot PM. Dammit log back on. Unless he's writing a hot PM in which case that's why he hasn't been active in the past 5 minutes. Oh he's doing it on purpose just to make me wait.

This show is messed up like everyone is doing it.

Ahhhh come back you mail man. Get back heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. If he was leaving he'd tell me that little b. Blah.

Finally how did I not see that PM.

Noooo that mailman better come back.

This video is messed why am I in it.

Sweet Rihanna I love this video.

And Christina!! Yes!!

Dammit Immelman reply I know you're not gone. Mb you're checking your email or something.

Shakira is #3.

Ahaahahah What's Left Of Me is number 2. No offence Nick. You know I love you. Jeez. Him and Jessica are really into making revenge videos.

And promiscious is #1 again.

Ahahahhahaha Brian Littrell. That was uncalled for. Is this about his dad or his gf. Oooooh he's like awwww shiat he was missing. Brian you're not in the army. That's not even you.

Holy crap Meatloaf you freak me out. Except you look normal there. Ahhhhhhh Radiohead and Coldplay ARE the same I knew it!!

What is this profile on...Bon Jovi?! Screw that!

7th Heaven/CSI it is. Dude is this even CSI. That was so not funny lol.

Ahhh I hate these same-time adverts.

Awww me and Max are bff to be.

Mmmmm a hot PM

CI4 Top 8: Results

Ahhh I got home late from walking Jonny home n hanging out forever. Aw crap I missed Cyndi.

YES Rob is safe!! Dude I thought you were gonna say going home you little b.

Bottom 3 is Eva, Brandon n Chad. Whoa Chad get outta there dude.

Judges have their say.

I really have to go to the bathroom.

First one back is...plesae be Chad...ooooh it's Eva. Oh my god.

Ummmmm nerve-wracking much? Normally I dun care as long as Rob is safe but I hate Brandon, so.

Break.

Back.

Ahhhh crap crap crap...CHAD IS SAFE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH STUPID LOSER. I hate you. Finally you are gone. I always hated you. Sorry man. Especially then. You look like a woman.

Next week is Classic Rock week. Sweet Tyler n Rob will kick.

Brandon sings out. Kk.

I don't remember you singing this! Oh wait I do. Lol they all sing with him lol Rob is so into it like he's singing.

And.....they hug. Ooooh a little longer with Eva. Dun touch Rob man. Someone likes Ashley.

YES INSTANT BM IS NEXT!!

CI4 Top 8: 80's night

Sweet Cyndi Lauper.

Judges.

Brandon. Craig. WOAMG HIS HAIR. ROB!! Steffi freak. Whoa Chad enough makeup. Eva. Holy crap Tyler is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT. Ashley.

That's a sucky song. Cyndi's pretty though. Her daughter's a freak though.

Brandon Jones - "I'll be there for you". What the heck Brandon. Take off the makeup sweetie. All the judges love it wowie. 1-866-9-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Craig Sharpe - "Wind beneath my wings". You look hot, I'll admit. But if you butcher, I'll hate. Actually you just look dorky. No wait hot. No wait dorky. Hot. Sass says he pwned it. Owned, sorry. All I heard was holy frollicking hairdo's from sack. Ohhh flock of hairdo's. He just called him George Michael. Nice. And then someone called the kettle black. Zack is a kettle. K. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Steffi I do that way better than you.

Break.

Back.

Rob James eekina!! "You give love a bad name". Aw jeez he's so cool. Holy CRAP man. You are so awesome! I can't even believe it. You are the best. Farley <3's him MAN. Zack says Winnipeg dun take no shiat. Language. And Rob does some peace thing. Something from Jake. Sass is floored. Awww me too. I love you Rob. Cha Rob is my Idol I love him. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Steffi D - Whoa there's some violence there. Whoa she's like still. "It's my life" by Bon Jovi. I may or may not want your shoes. How'd they give you so much hair lol. No I dun want them. But I hope you fall off that chair and you SO might. You look really gay up there. And you're gonna break those heels doing that. You look like an Alice in Wonderland that just woke up. They judges all <3 her. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Chad Doucette - "Never tear us apart". You look like Jacob Hoggard on big band week dressed like Gerard Way. Dude that was deep. Shit no you look like if Brandon Flowers and Jacob Hoggard had a kid!! THAT was deep. Too much makeup buddy. Dude Zack even agrees Jacob Hoggard. Shut up Ben. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Break. Finally.

Back.

Eva Avila - "White wedding". Do you have no lip on Eva. Where'd those flowers go man. Zack says something about Billy Idol.

Break. Rawr Tyler next.

Back.

Or not. Messed up TV channel.

Sooooooooooooo guys how's it going...lalala...ample time to reply to this PM..

Oh no wait more adverts. Right.

Back now.

Sexxxxxxy. He's gonna sing with his ass?

Tyler Lewis - "Here I go again". Oh my. Sex alert. I mean. Sexy alert. Come on Tyler, sing with your ass!! Zack why are you wearing a pink cowboy. Lol heterosexual pink cowboy. HOT. Tyler that is. Oh yes Tyler you're a rocker but dun do a rock performance. Thank you Sass. Wicked sweet hey I say that too. Tyler the sexy. Yes keep that look it's hot. 1-866-9-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Ashley Coulter - Dude her and Cyndi are TWINS esp. that she's bleach her hair. "Eternal flame". This is an awesome song. Lose the damn body suits though. Hardly the best Jake. 1-866-9-IDOLS-08.

Recap dudes. Eekina Rob Jamesina vote for himina.

I am bored. And my hands are all ick from these salt and vinegar crap chips that I am eating. Lol gulee cakes Andrew I died. Max will find that soooooooooooooooooo funny. Sooooooooooooooooo bad. Awwww Max come home <3. N I am listening to USHER (Silvana). I need to go to futureshop.ca to look for microphones cuz that stupidhead Jonathan effing broke mine by getting me to adjust shit and now it's like on acid. CTRL+N. Sweet a new page opened. And to the futureshop site I go. And they better be as cheap as he says they are. Damn it they're like $15!! Well except for that one which is $12.99 but what the hell is that. Actually I have a mic but I need that thing that makes it so that you can connect it to the plug thing if the wire thing is too big for it. Yeah. That. It's not an amp it's like something. ADAPTER THAT'S IT. Yes I knew it. Crap I need that. But what if that's like $1000000000. Sweet hands free I'd be all like. Damn it this is so confusing they're like all for different things. Jonathan get over here and help me. Ne-Yo what are you talking about. Yeah like hell you should have listened. Dude but if I dun get a new mic before Max comes back he's gonna be sooooooooooooooooo pissed cuz he wants to talk to me. Is there anyway you can like save search so you can go back to it. I suppose I could just do the same search again. Nick Lachey <3. Damn it! I just got my mic from upstairs and the plug thing is like huge but I dun get how an adapter works. Damn it Jonathan be heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. And damn it where the hell is Stabilo in this damn library! I highly doubt it's under hard rock but then again Bedouin SoundCrap is, so...damn it it's not there! Maybe I'll listen to Coheed&Babymeek. Yeah okay. There was another random band that I listened to in this section but I forget. Lol my sis hates this song. I think I'll play it for her when she gets back. What the F is a female-to-female RCA adapter. God it reminds me of CSI:NY last night. Ew. Ooooh I get how the other one works. You stick that there and then stick that there. Right. Day of Contempt that was it. Damn it all of these are headphone adapters. That's cuz the mic one was like $299.99 I was like shit Jonathan why did you have to go and wreck my shit to begin with. Dude Chris Brown you're 16. Damn it there better be someone good on MSN. Damn it there isn't. Sweet Dixie Chicks I love this song. K that's it I'm going nowhere with this adapter search. I'm gonna go look for a house now. Ah damn it I don't wanna move. Well it's not a house for me it's for me and my mom cuz we gotta move at end of Aug. I'd phone Sarah but I dun know where the stupid phone is. Now I gotta listen to Paris Hilton, Stars Are Blind is the best song ever. What is this I don't want to read about houses I want to see how much they are god. Aw damn it I meant to click on Walk Away not Since You Been Gone god. Crap why is everything NS/NP. Hey those ones seem nice. And that one. Lol I should be like those people in that video who are all like yeah and peeps are like right. Damn it I want to save some of these ads but you have to register who registers are TimesColonist.com that's gay. K I have to stop singing to Rihanna and concentrate damn it. Awwwww it's the 2 year annie. And I bet it was around this time too awwww 2 year annie. K I like that one like I reeeeeeeeeeally like that one. N it's available in Sept too perfect. I am bored. I am also very close to paging the phone. No one's using it damn it. K that's it I'm signing up. Crap I'm gay. Oh my EFFING god stupid password thing. Finally you piece of crap. K screw it I'm playing SF2 while I do this I need something to keep me from dying. There we go. Damn I need to go to that site to find out what you do at the end of the game to get that extra battle cuz that's where I'm at almost. Aw you piece of crap you turned yourself off god. There. And if you do it again I'll kick your ass. I so don't think it's safe to play it right now though. And now Stephanie phoned me. And my shoulder hurts from holding the phone with no hands and typing and gaming damn. Awww I dun wanna go to Royal Oak. YES!!! COUNTER ATTACK ALWAYS WINS!! Damn I almost beat King Galam but died crap. Awww I guess I gotta go get dressed then.

CI4 Top 10 Results:

A medley sweet!!

Sup Chad. Have you noticed that Tyler's hot. Rob eekina! Lol Craig. Ew Brandon. <3 Rob. Why are you so bad Katie. Except don't sing that Steffi. Like you even know this song. This is SO bad. Whatever this is. Have fun with that.

What's in your pocket man. Like a spaceship. Wow Nelly shit.

Judges.

Recap of last night. Awww I love you Rob.

Um. You can't do that. This is not cool. And just horrible not even my bro is gonna wanna watch this. Yeah they even know that it was bad.

Break. My Family!

Back. Sweet Instant Star.

Tyler. You are hot. And safe. Brandon. You are ugly. And safe too ugh. Steffi. You are annoying. And in the bottom 3 ahahahah. Chad. You are also hot. Eva. You are fine. Rob. You are the best. Chad is safe. Eva is safe. Damn it Rob is bottom 3 obviously lol he even knows he like rolls his eyes. YES!! HE'S SAFE TOO!! Lol Rob is like you little b trick me. Craig. You are a freak. And safe. Ashley. You are okay. And in the bottom 3. Katie. You are annoying and suck. Sarah. You are just lame.

Break. My Family!

Back.

Katie is bottom 3.

Lol Zack.

First person back is...Steffi.

Break. My Family!

Back.

YES Katie's out. Annoying b.

Yeah let's not

Next week is Rolling Stones night. Have fun.

N Katie sings.

CI4 Top 10: Canadian Hits yeah like it could be anything else.

Sweet a recap. Yeah I <3 him.

Ewww Nelly Furtado sucks.

Dude that's peach.

Sarah. Rob James eekina.. Steffie. Tyler rawr. Katie Durst. Brandon ew. Craig. Ashley Coulter. Chad rawr. Eva Avila.

Steffi you're annoying. Eekina Rob lol a baby pic. Sarah is lame. Rawr Tyler what did you say. Ick Katie.

I don't want that.

Sarah Loverock - "Life is a highway". Yeah stop singing guy songs. Boooooooooooooring. Jake says it was hard to go first w/ a band for the first time. N it started off bad but got good. Sass says the key was too hard for her but her presentation n crap was good. Farley said something. Zack said some stuff about not putting her through last year. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break. Rob next eekina.

Back.

Rob James - Oooh that was hot. "Hurts to love you". Ahhhh the band is too lou.d Ooooh I love you. Sass <3's him. Farley says he's gon win people over. Zack says he's gotta chill just a lil' bit more. Jake says best performance he ever did. Hell ya i think he should be here. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. Steffi n Tyler next.

Back.

What are those like couches.

Steffi D - "Alone in the universe". Are you actually on the floor. Like seriously. I don't need to see down your shirt thanks. It was okay. Farley says lil' bo peep has found his sheep what the hell. And Zach says unique. And some other stuff they say. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Tyler Lewis rawr - "Too bad" by Nickelback. Rawr. He is soooooooooo hot and sooooo good. Zack said that if Chad Kroeger looked like that maybe they'd sell more. Jake called him a bunch of potatoes. Or something. And Sass says he kicked it. And Farley says something ending in UH. K then. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Break. Oh god that was the best sausage roll ever.

Back.

Katie Durst - "It makes no difference". What are you doing. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Sass says greatest song ever. Farley says it wasn't engaging. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Break.

Back.

Brandon Jones whoaaa calm down. N other peeps. Ew Craigh. Ashley. N Crhad.

Brandon Jones - "California" by Wave whoa old enough. What are you doing. Dude you can't sing. Or dance. Or both. Lol Zack called him a nerd. N Jake said good song. Um no Ben he's fugly. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Break.

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Craig Sharpe - "Losing grip" ahahahahah what the hell Craig. But this is my fave song. Dude you can't do those parts. Did you just call him Edward. Whoaaa calm down. Yeah a gulee queen. Shit!! Sorry I didn't unpause Craig. 1-866-9-IDOL-07

Ashley Coulter - "American Woman". I thought that was by Lenny Kravitz. Ohhh k. What was THAT. Zack said something. Jake said she was in her moment. Ummmm not really Sass. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Break.

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Dun play this.

Chad Doucette - "The other man" oooh he's the other man. Yeah. Farley says he IS the man. KK then. Zack. 1-866-9-IDOL-09.

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Eva Avila - "Powerless". Thatw as good. Judges say stuff. 1-866-9-IDOL-10.

Recap!!

I <3 Rob James.

Just thought I'd say that.

Sorry I haven't been reeeeeeeeeeeeecaping lately but my computer's been being craaaaaaaaaaappy and won't really load anything except The Geek Room <3.

The Top 10 of CI4 is:

Rob James <3
Tyler Lewi <3
Craig Sharpe : :x
Brandon Jones :x
Chad Doucette <3
Sarah Loverock :
Katie Durst :x
Steffie DiDomenticantonio :x :x
Eva Avila <3
Ashley Coulter (<3)?

Rob James is <3.

What is this retarded show we are watching. I am bored. Jonathan comes here tomorrow omg. N I woke up too late today to talk to him before he left blah. But he is coming over on the 17th eekina <3.

I want to get my schedule. But it doesn't come for another month or more. N it's gon be messed up.

Damn it Max reply to a hot PM <3.

I'll brb.

Back.

Justtttttttttttttt checking if any geeks replied but then didn't.

K Jonathan dun be on Skype if you're not gonna talk.

I'm bored. Maybe I will go get some Cott Up. Except then I will get a stomach ache n I gotta let Bobby in or whoever. K get inside now.

Awwwwwwwww I can't wait till the 18th new Instant Star sweet. It's been like forever.

K I'm checking who's online. Fine Ryan I'll talk to you. And Elliot Golend. And almost Pip but I dun feel like it. Elliot dun steal my shit god.

K that's it I want more Cott Up. There.

K Bobby get out.

It smells like burning or something ick.

Oh stupid show be on danmit.


Sup Julian. Oooooh it's on.

Answer me Elliot god.

How the hell did you guys get out of the maze place. Ooooh Noah's pissed. Lol I doubt she really talks like that.

Now I'm cold from that Cott Up.

Blahhhhhhhhh I gotta go to Pharmasave to hand in my resume.

Ooooooh.

Oooooh draaaaaaaaaama. Like she's really gonna do it. Knew it.

Ahhhh gotta go check lib stuff.

CI4 Top 22: 11 guys

That guy was gulee. Rawr Tyler Lewis.

No I dun remember how to vote man.

Judges.

Lol they're like ooooooooooooh. Like Max today lol awwwwwww Max come back.

That wasn't funny Zack.

I hate Mark Llama bring back Lou Pamata.

Ewww Greg Neufeld. Lol Chad Doucette. Wtf Sheldon Elter. RAWR TYLER LEWIS!!! Lol Chris Labelle. Keith McPherson whoever. Rob James eekina! Brandon Jones you're a loser. Nathan Brown who are you. Craig Sharpe you're a jerk. Jeremy Koz you are Constantace.

K they all hate you Jeremy sorry. What his bass player is muckwat. K Koz I'm never calling you that you're gay.

Jeremy Koz - Yah we could have better rock than you sorry. No thanks. What are you even singing seriously people say something. Wtf kinda stage is this. Something like "It's only love" or something. Yeah such rock...I dun really feel like listening to this anymore. K stfu seriously. Don't call him Koz that's gay I don't care if he likes it!! Just stop it!! Jake you called that unsubtle you're gay. And Sass said something. Farley said the judges did good work. I agree with Zack he said it was predictable. That stage sucks. Stop calling him that seriously! 1-866-9-IDOLS-01

Craig and Nathan are gay who is Nathan.

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Nathan Brown who are you even?? Please be good.

Craig Sharpe you're a jerk and you're gay shut up! Don't represent Newfoundland you're making us look bad and don't be from there either.

Craig Sharpe - DON'T sing the Rascal Flatts you suck!! And stop talking you sound gay!! Shut up. What hurts the most is hearing you sing. K don't try and hit on the girls you're gay. Get off the floor loser. You and Brandon Jones should go out. You're not welcome you suck. Sass says he is gulee. Jk. Farley said he might win. Yeah only if the world blows up and he somehow didn't die. Zack said he has a unique set of pipes. Yeah a gay set. Yeah well Newfoundland hasn't been properly represented for 3 years so that's not saying much Jake seriously. Ben stop being gay you're taken. 1-866-9-IDOLS-GAY. 02.

Nathan Brown?? - I know I agree who are you!!!! SURPRISE I'M NATHAN BROWN!! Sorry. Awwww Nathan Brown. "Change con come" Awwwww N tahn I probably would have liked you too this is just such a shitty song dun be like Manuel or like whatev his name was that gay guy from S2 I'll find out later. You lil' weirdo. Lol his gold ticket. Lol it's authentic. Yeah element of soul Farley.. Well it sucked not him but the song. K the ticket is real Zack you dun have to eat it. Okay this show is very homo tonight. What? Jake you make no sense. Yeah step out of the element Nate god. A little bit what retro well if you didn't give them such shitty songs. What Sass don't talk like that ever again. Shut up Ben! 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Brandon and Rob next who is Rob?? Oh yeah I'm dumb.

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Who is Katie? I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo confused god.

Rob James I love you.

Brandon you are gay we dun give about your braces. Shut up!! You're such a loser seriously! No like I'm sorry you are just such a loser. You should say Brandon you are a loser. "Lady" by Kenny Rogers. You are a DUMBASS. Seriously. Like you're just STUPID. Don't point at me I'll get muckwat to beat you up. If you weren't so gulee I might actually fall for it. Ahaha lol Zack dissed Casey. He doesn't have a personality Jake. Yeah well that's cuz you see gulee people Sass. What? Farley that was stupid stupid. Lol seriously stop being homos guys no I really think it's gonna get creepier Ben. 1-866-9-IDOLS-04.

ROB JAMES OMG - I do Rob. Please sing something good. "Let's stay together" please understand that Guy Sebastian did this song so you must play up to it. So far so good I'm gonna move closer to you. Ooooh I love you you are awesome yes finally sonmeone good. I love you but you look like a beetle. K drop the MM&J thing seriously. YAH Jake!! What?? Lol Rob. What I heard pedigree you peaced yourself. Oh go to hell Zack. Yeah there's no WOW factor on this gay show. Stfu you give them shitty songs leave him alone!! You made him sad gulee!! I say wow rawr. I can't imagine. I'll vote for him. 1-866-9-IDOLS-05. Lol he's like where are your hand.

Who is Keith??? Chris calm down you scare me.

Breal.

Back.

Sup Keith McWhoeveryouare. We dun need your life story. Lol making out with another guy. What? You seem cool you betta be. Lol sometimes. Dun sing that song act. it's okay. "Collide" by Howie Day. I heard this song soooooooooooooooo much one time. Seriously you scare me you like wanna laugh lol. K I'm trying to sing you're messing it. Somehow find find you and I colliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddde!! K I'm done thanks Canada vote me through kkthxbye. Thanks Sass awwww. What did he even say?? Weirdo. K Zack shut up you like ruin everything. Without meekweet. K um shut up awww yeah could be you I mean me. Lol she's probably watching it and like damnnnn I lost him well he's mine now. Lol he's talking CALM DOWN CHRIS!! 1-866-9-IDOLS-06.

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Chris Labelle - Weirdo. What are you TALKING about Freak. "Walking in Memphis" eyah you're like gonna walk . Boarded plane. K. I want that wristband I almost got it one time whoa um thrust nice. Weirdo. Lol I love that shirt. What's in your pants? Omgina charisma shut p. Yeah entertaining kk. A wicket what. What. 1-866-9-IDOLS-07.

Rawr Tyler next and Sheldon whoeever.

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Sheldon who are you.

Rawr Tyler!!

Tyler Lewis - Rawr. "Here without you". Rawrrrr. Zack shut up. JAke says he brought it home. My home rawr. What Sass. Ya me too rawr. Farley says something goalie. What was that liker rawrawr. 1-866-9-IDOLS-08.

Sheldon Elter - You're soo gulee seriously. What is this freak song. Whatis going on here man. Awwwwwwwww Zack that was mean. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Chad Doucette - Lol it's his prom. "Tonight I wanna cry" by KEITH URBAN OMG. Hey you. you betta bring this or I'm not gon like you anymore. Hey Keith Happy Wedding. You look like someone. No someone else. Thanks for the speech sass. k. Farley says something aura. Zack something Miss Teen Canada Paegent. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

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Greg Neufeld - "You and I both" k I didn't like it the first time you did this dun do it again. Yeah it dun go like that. Farley you dun even know this song. K what summer boy a monster. Um no. What all I heard was Greg Neufeld. 1-866-9-IDOLS-11.

Recap!!

CI4 Auditions Round 2: Montreal

That person sucks no sunshine there. Um calm down Andrew.

Anna-belle Oliva. Awww your lil' bro.

Lol.

That dang lol. Lol a broken glass.

sup George. WHOA CALM DOWN JAKE SERIOUSLY!!

Break. Nice ad.

Back.

Anna Meer k I love you. Lol she says it like a million times and then she sits there lol Ben falls asleep.

Amy Torok weirdo.

Alissa White-Gluz. Omg you are my best friend awww that's mean they're gonna say no. What is a call-in. YES THEY SAID YES!!!!

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Regina.

YES CECIL ARMISTEAD I LOVE YOU JOHNNY ROCKSTAR!!

Dusty Hunter. That's a stupid name. But you are in.

Matt Davis. Lol a good BM.

Lol the wheels on the bus.

Samra Yung lol.

Lol give me the damn ticket.

Rawr Tyler Lewis. And hes' in.

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YES ST.JOHN'S!!!

Ewwww Rex sucky.

They better. No I'm Rebecca G stop all having my name now.

Brandon. If you weren't so uglee mb. I'd really preciate it if you didn't sing this kthxbye.

Holly Nselson I think you're stoned. Craig. What is northren.

Lol BSB in french.

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Toronto.

That was so mean to him lol!!! Ahha he like goes flying. Lol and then gives oreos. And then skipping AHAHAHAHA Lol throwing letters. Lol Zack threw a garbage can at his head.

Who is Jordan Robataille. Wierdo. Um what a loser. Whoa calm down Jake like swears so much and breaks a cup and swears and throws a chair an is pissed off n Farley is like wanna go n then Jake walks away n the backstage guy is like oh god.

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Johnny Nite. Did you get through someone phoned danm.

Whoever you are. Lol touch his lip. That just doesn't fit.

Yeah dun play this thanks.

Lol they always sing.

Next Monday is Ottawa Winnipeg and Halifax.

CI4 Auditions Round 1: Vancouver

Aaron Hernadez. Oh this guy he like wrote a song about CI lol nice song n vid. Whoa it's like Rex Goudie. N Mel.

A thing on Melissa. Wow Jacob loser. Theresa. Rawr Kalan. N someone who oh yeah REx crap.

N the judges omg.

Lol begging. Lol F is Foshizzle I love that guy. Lol who throughs a garbage can. Lol that peeps hair.

Hell ya Vancouver.

Lol Innocent what a dumb name. They're just like looking at him lol he broke the wall. Oh I didn't know what he was singing till then.

Liz what are you doing like feeling yourself. Lol can you do Cher and they're gonna die. Lol Shakira she's gonna DIE.

Ewwwwwwwww Chelsea Johnson. Lol what is going on here. Lol they're dying.

Josh Clements. What are you doing like sliding along. Lol his gf comes. Lol and he comes back and like is I'm so better than you Farley.

Greg. Please do not sing this song it is my fave and it does not go like that. But you are okay. And through.

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Callie Chevalier. Lol the dances. Lol she doesn't make it.

What is this dang. N she makes it.

Lol Giovanni brings the whole family. Zack says yes and JAke says yes and Sass says no ohhhhhh it's down to Farley oh it's a yes.

And now they are off to Yellowknife.

What is wrong with these peeps. Lol Tawm Foliot I love that guy. Lol those like twins. What. Noel Taylor rawr be hot. Omg it's like Eve 6 and he's through rawr be hot.

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And now in Kitchener, Waterloo

K that person's like my favourite.

And you suck .Yes just understand ig you suck.

What is with the no-hats rule god. Lol you didn't make it.

Some person.

Erin Tippin. Lol.

Some person. N Zach is so pissed lol. Lol he starts sweeping.

What learn Japanese.Lol I don't even learn here I love that.

Who is that guy. Jay Cooper lol. N he made it.

Ashley Coulter dun steal that name. N she made it.

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Katie Durst. N she made it eh okay.

Lol Thor Bonfig.


Fatty.

Alisa Nauth.

Some person.

Ugh Elena crap.

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In Edmonton AB.

Lol a nerd.

Sup Billy Coo. Awwww he was okay.

What was that like Monkey.

Lips. Or something. And he is through. Lol Nevada.

Next Monday. Jake has a fit whoa calm down.

AI5 FINALE:

OMG IT STARTED DANM I WAS STILL PLAYING MASH SWEET BEST EVER.

CARRIE!! I love you!! N Taylor!! Kat. Sweet they're all coming out!! Rawr Ace.

Omg my eggs.

Judges. Lol Paula's so emotional. Lol Simon that's the best song to use for him.

Omg Alabama. Sweet it's the O'Donahue twins.

Tamyra suck.

Paris. With Al Jarreau.
rebecca is a loser! omg i bumped into someone sexy in the hallway. more like humped into.

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Chris Daughtry with Live.

5th 4th oh my shit god I think I know who's coming next.

OMG PLEASE PLEASE NOW COME N GODDO.

WHAT THE HELL THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR.

What is puck n pickler.

Lol escargot n she doesn't want to. Lol she's gonna die. Albemarle GOD.

Oh god crap. Katherine and Meatcrap. K he's retarded. Ths is Celine Dion and this sucks god.

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Lol Golden Idols.

Outstanding female vocals.

Cierra Johnson.

Crystal Parizanski lol I love her.

Princess Brewer.

N she wins.

Outstanding male vocal:

Marlos Davis.

Derek Dugree or something.

DAVE HOOVER!!! I love you!!

OMG YES I LOVE HIM N HE WON.

OMG HE'S THERE YES HE LIKE FELL OVER!!!! Lol sdhe puts it on the floor.

Break.

BAck with Puck and Pickler.

Ewwwwwwwwwww it's moving sick and it's like alive with it's beak shut.

What's happening.

Rawr hot omg dying.

Lol Kevin.

Awww Bucky.

Shit tape!!

Elliott omg I love you.

Oh it's the man. Of soul ahhaha harmonica.

Omg Bucky. Christopher.

Rawr Ace Rawr.

N Elliott n Kev.

Christopher.

Accee omg.

Whoa Kevin.

The dad.

Awww hickey. OMG I LOVE YOU.

Awrar Ace.

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Sweet last ford video.

Finest family moment award:

AWWWWW ELLIOTT'S MOM.

N Chri's crazy wife.

N winner is........Elliott's om awwwww clauddette I love you.

OGMOGMGOM ELLIOTT IS HERE ELLIOTT YAMIN!!!!! WITH MARY J!!

OMGOGMOGM CARRIE IS BACK YES!!!! sweet love this song.

Lol Jackson award.

Rhonetta lol. Lol that was the best.

Who. OMG TAYLOR HICKS. OMG IN THE GHETTO WITH TONI BRAXTON.

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Wow girl power songs.

Best impersonation:

Lol the Cher guy.

The MJ guy.

Lol Clay Aiken guy RUN.

N the Clay guy won.

OMFG WHAT IS THIS LIKE CLAY AIKEN WTF OMG GOD HIS HAIR WHO IS THAT OMG THE GUY DIED OMG F GOD CRAP CLAY AIKEN OMG I'M GONNA DIE. AWWW CLAY IKEN I MISSED HIM SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN SPELL HIS NAME.

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Burt Bacharach lol n the finalists.

Taylor. KR

OMG ACE CRAP I'M DYING OMG HOT SEXY GUY EVER. go away kat not you. ummm melissa k then. kellie n hickey mandeesa lisa sucker elliott OMG OMG OMG Kevin chris ace paris omg dionne warrick omg. i love this song chanel cole omg best ever. omg group medley

break.

bakc.

OMG CHRACE I LOVE YOU!!!

Ryan and Taylor.

BROKE NOTE COWBOYS!!

That's crappy it should've been crace.

You will live in House.You will drive a rainbow stick.You will marry dan and have 4 kids.You will be a shit shoveller in hell.

lol omg i'm gonna die

ewww i have popcorn mouth

awwwww it's over

OH WAIT IT'S NOT IT's PRINCE.

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Um dun take this from CI1 peole.

Omg it's trutht ime I'm freaking otu.

Whatl ike some vote guy who he has the card.

AI% winner is ogmogmgomgomgogmgomgogmogmgog ogmgomg TAYLOR HICKS!!!!

SOUL PATROL!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG YES!!!!!

Ahahah spoiled brat ahahaha.


ohhhp oor baby's gonna go straight to hell unfortunately


awwww he's singing do i make you proud yup danm rpoud. proud fuck.

SOUL PATROL

awww n they all coem best friend get in there

awww last ever

AI5 Top 2: Performance Finale

Wow Kodak BM.

Wow I'm actually kinda sad cuz this is the first year that I don't really give a crap and am not like OMGOMGOMGOMG for someone in the top 2. Like I can do that for Taylor but it's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally forced.

Lol that was great he owns a jacket.

Oh that's crappy a journey thingy wow not bad day for once. I remember that. And that!! SOUL PATROL. Wow McPheever whatever. Got the McPheever take Taylornol BURN! TAYLOR!!!

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Chris!!

Wow the McB family lame god you mean bitch.

Oh you stupid lamo.

Katherine "Black horse and the cherry tree". Sweetie KT doesn't want you singing her song she doesn't like you. Oh I bet it's about you like those rumours ahahaha *whistle*. N judges say somet some stuff wow i'm really not paying attention I can't even type slutttttttttttttttttttttttt sorry.

Taylor - "Living for the city". SOUL PATROL. Don't ever wear that thanks. Lol it's like alalala. Please grab his foot. Um no not really RAndy.What. I hated YOU loser.

Break.

Loser McFake - "Somewhere over the rainbow". Yeah learn to sing. Ummmmmmm k then. Ryan you are not funny.

Breka.

Dad Hicks - "Levon". And he doe some stuff woa calm down. When do YOU make sense GOD. And they all say some stuff wow random peeps hey you are not random. Aww bucky.

Break.

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McB's single - "My Destiny." god it's like all about. Dun be so fake you are not that happy. N judges say some stuff. Don't EVER call her that god stupid notepad I can't even read that god.

Break.

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Dad Hicks ahaha Brad Hicks what was like like anananana.

Whatever he's singing GOD MR.PLANT STOP SIGNIGN ON MSN JUST BE ON OR DON'T.

Do I make you proud or something.

OMG EELLLIOTT EEK OMG I LOVE YOU!!! Wow that like broke everything lol.

Judges love Soul Patrol. Yes you do Taylor. Yes you do TAylor.

Recap god vote soul patrol

can y oyu pleae stop freezing god.

k this is done SOUL PATROL

be

no no wait daniel powter is there



omg david r n chris lol that god i hate you whoever you are OMG CRAZY DAVE that person. Kellie I love you and Kevin ewwwwww. OMG ELLIOTT!! omg kev!! BUcky awww RAWR ACE!!! kellioe ewwww Chris OMG ELLIOTT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

AI5 Top 3 Results:

My baby Elliott.

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What the HELL is this!! Like old people ford commercial!! Oh oh oh burn on Simon. Learn to shave Ryan.

Oh I knew this they had photoshoots with them. Sweet please show hot ice man guy lol Elliott is like yeah.

Hey Taylor went home. What is he even doing. What is this ilke band. Oh god like 5 year olds. A key. Taylor Hicks day.

And now he is singing Taking It To The Streets. Where is he even.

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Katherine goes home. The Kevin O Bean show. N she sings.

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Elliott goes home sweet. Are you deaf. A million people lol a pharmacy. Omg fave song. Ahahaha a vote like Yamin it sign. K who cries like every day. Learn to have a dad. Omg now sing the best song ever. Moody's Mood for Muck. Lol like break the spakers.

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Omg a CD. Why are we doing this. Oh yeah right. Blargh Clive Ugly. Stop talking. I love that song. Stop talking now!! Oh yeah waste a whole segment on that.

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Ooooh close votes.

Oh shit crap it's McHicks suck finale.

Cry.

AI5 Top 4 Results:

Hey sweetie you're wearing pink.

Recap of last night.

God it's cold.

Hey baby I love you!! Danm right he does.

Whoa what's going on there.

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Ford video!! Ummmm right like a parrot and a muppet.

A tour of Graceland. Wow like a trillion records.

Omgina a grave.

Now Lisa Marie. Um Chris get off the car. Lol Elliott is all alone.

Omg group song.

Rawr Elliott I love you Teddy Bear!! And other song ahahah go Kat go I get it. Taylor I dun need see your ass. Awwww Christopher. Rawr Elliott. Whoa what are they doing.

Break.

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Hey it's Rebecca Romane and her fiance Jerry O'Donnell omg. N she loves them all but she wants Taylor to sing again. So he...does? Right.

Omg they all join him on center stage. Yeah not funny.

Break.

Back omg.

Omg results.

Better be the top.

Come on Ryan.

YES ELLIOT IS SAFE THANK GOD OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YES I THINK I BROKE THE WINDOW WITH THAT SCREAM!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTOPHER!!! My Chris!! My eekina guy!!

Ohhhh Chris. The stuido like blew up.

N journey. What is this crappy bad day.

He's sad.

N he sings. Awww poor baby I'm like crying I'm gonna miss him.

AI5 Top 4: Elvis

Omg they go to Graceland. I want to hug Elliott too.

Um Elliott duh.

The dad.

Taylor Hicks - "Jailhouse Rock". Oh this is gonna be cool. K whatever the guitar player is doing up there. Who sang this ugh. Judges say stuff dun be mean Simon. 01 or 5.

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Christopher.

Lol Chris' crew how do you even know that.

Chris Daughtry - "Suspicious minds". Yes I knew it it was Lee. I can't even see. OH am I supposed to be listening to this sorry. Randy says not best. Paula makes no sense. See you in a bottle. Simon said something. 1-866-IDOLS-02 or 06.

Elliott Yamin - "If I can dream". Oooooh I love you. I love you. So does Randy. And Paula. And Simon. YES. 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 7.

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Katherine McPhee - "Hound dog". Yup just like the scar thing. Ahahah you messed up. NIKKO I LOVE YOU!! Randy and Paula say stuff. Simon says it sucked. 1-866-IDOLS-04 or 08.

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Don't wear that. Don't wear that ever again please thank you.

Taylor - "In the ghetto". Lol his face ahahaha. Randy says it was hot. Lol that audience guy! Paula says stuff. Oh Simon says. 01 or 5.

Chris - "A little less conversation" cuz that sounded good. Ummm...yeah. Just stop it doesn't work. Judges say stuff and Simon says first song better. Whoa I ate too much. 02 or 6.

Break. OMG I JUST GOT THE VOTE LIKE YAMIN IT THING AHAHAH I'M SO STUPID GOD AHAHAHAHA.

Back.

Elliott Yamin - "Trouble". Aahahahah if I had water he like talked it. o i mess around wit elliott me too. god ugly mom. randy says best ever. so does paula. simon says he deserves to go through. Lol a dollar. 03 or 7.

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Katherine - "Can't help falling in love". Yup. 01 or something.

Recap.

AI5 Top 5 Results: Omgina my Elliotina better be safina or I'll cryina.

Yeah he even says nice.

Omgina group song really???

Singing "Together we are one"!!

Sup Chris. Dad. Kat. Stop drowning everyone out!! That's not what I said. That's not either. Rawr that is. Omg Elliott is so good I could die. Ahahahah ng people out what am I even typing on MSN ahahaha who are those people.

Break. Would you mind not using the hair dryer. Do you mind.

Back.

Ford commercial. Um what was that. Lol Elliot. That wasn't funny Taylor.

YOU were more like a 6 Randy.

Recap of last night.

Paris. Chris omg 2nd song awesome shut up it was!! Ahahaha the dad's face k weirdo like fall over. Weirdo you're weird on the floor. Yeah you did say that. RAWR ELLIOTT I LOVE YOU!!

Who's it gonna be omg who knows.

Break. Well I haven't watched that in like a year how would I even remember. Rawr Jensen Ackles.

Back.

Omg Elvis.

Starting with Dad. The dad is safe! So is Chris. Paris is bottom 2. And she sings god don't waste my time. Rawr Jensen Ackles.

Break. Rawr Jensen Ackles. Oh I know that guy. They better have uploaded My Family.

Back.

Omgina.

Elliott and Katherine.

Katherine is safe jesus god I'll cry.

ELLIOTT IS SINGING OMG. THAT WAS AWESOME.

OH JEEZ WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

OH THANK GOD OH GOD OH GOD ELLIOTT YES!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA CRY OMG MY ELLIOTT IS SAFE YES YES YES YES!!!!

Paris montage.

Our Lady Peace: Paranoid Times Tour

Save On Foods Arena, Victoria, BC

April 26th, 2006

Oh my god. That was the best ever I like had so much fun I died and they were SO good.

Me and Sarah got there at like 7 and then it tooks us forever to find our seats lol everyone was looking at us and then they put the lights down so we could not see!

The opening bands were Pedestrian, Jets Overhead, and Never Ending White Lights. We went to merch right after getting our seats and that took like a day cuz the stupid woman wouldn't give Sarah her change so we didn't get to see Pedestrian but we have no idea who that is anyway so whatever. We got back in for most of Jets Overhead, and they were good, they have this song called Seems So Far that made me like die.

OMG THEN NEVER ENDING WHITE B CAME OUT!! I LOVE THAT GUY!! TOM ROW!! OR TAL POD!!! And they played some songs from their album I like died that was when I first started headbanging and then they started to sing The Grace which is like my favourite song and everyone like blew up and I was screaming so much and Sarah was like um calm down. AND THEN RAIN MADA CAME AND DID A SONG WITH THEM AND THEN WE WERE NOT SURE IF IT WAS HIM I THINK I KNEW AND SARAH THOUGHT SHE KNEW BUT WE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IN CASE WE WERE WRONG BUT THEN HE SANG AND WE WERE LIKE OH GOD THAT'S HIM!! Yeah I'll calm down now.

And then there was like 30 mins before OLP came on. And then my lip was up on the pole and people were like um move.

AND THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AGAIN AND LIKE THE ROOF CAME OFF BECAUSE OLP CAME OUT!! And then for the first song we weren't standing up yet and I was like GOD Sarah stand up and then we did and then I started like moshing and head banging and everyone around me was like wtf. And then when one of their old songs came on I was screaming I FREAKING LOVE THIS SONG OMGOMGOGM SCREAM SCREAM!! It was so great. And then we sang. And I sang very loudly indeed and like jumped off the railing.

I am bored. What time is it. Oh there is a clock on the computer thanks Mayuko I'm stupid. Wow I really am bored. Well planning sucks seriously it's so boring and we have to do this health thing wow that email to Pat was like a day long. Mayuko is curling her eyelashes. I've done that and then I like forgot to give it back and she was like yo give it back bitch. 6 mins left omgina OLP in 6 hours and 43 mins omgina. Danm tights get caught on the keyboard these are new if they rip then I'll be like shit and cry. Now she is applying mascara. At least I think that's what that is. This is a really short skirt ahahah but it's not a skirt and people will think it is and be like slut but it's actually shorts. What is that. Oh it's mascara it's like white why is it white I don't know. Come on be lunch I want to drink the coke I just bought and get Patricio to read the rest of the emai. Hey guys Jonathan got Gmail and he sent a letter to all his peeps to let them know lol it's like I add all his friends I am the only girl. Don't pretend to do work Mayuko. What are you oh wait you are writing your name. And now back to the makeup. More mascara. Who applies it like that. 3 mins. Looks better than mine anyways what was left of mine got washed off in band today lol those peeps made me cry. K I think I'll go pack up now Mayuko do you have a message for the world. Mayuko reminds me of blueberry pancakes. Yup and she agrees. Don't even ask. K packing up now. At least the letters are big not like on SOME computers like that one recap one time god did that ever even post I don't think so.

Gilmore Girls: Season 3, Episode 2: Haunted Leg

Recap of Thursdays episode, "Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer". That's like my fave episode why did I miss that.

Lol they're like all sitting in silence. And Rory's trying to make conversation. Lol a mouse. And they are fighting. Brazed lambshake. Lol he looks like a sprinkler system. Lol she's so mean to her.

Break. This is gonna be so weird you can't recap this.

Back.

Lol my leg is haunted. You know how you get a healthy immune system. Is it by eating nothing but crap all day and blowing out your brain cells with coffee. Ewww they made out so much I'm confused when did he meet her. Lol and Dean comes in and he already ate:O.

There is a mouse in the Inn. Lol make cat sounds. Kirk has arrived with Sookie's wedding photos and he wishes to meet with Lorelai. Ahahahaah yes I love this part he asks Lorelai out omg that's awesome. Lol outside of a really filthy magazine ew.

Lol Rory wakes up and Lorelai is just sitting there. It is Rory's last first day of high school lol. She is telling Rory how Kirk asked her out lol and Rory's like awwwwwwww do it. Lol that was great "I don't play soccer" "You do know!" and now she laughs at her. They're talking about Rory's swearing-in ceremony and Chilton which Lorelai is very upset to hear her mother is coming to.

She gets there at 3:01 and is very mad because she thinks she's late but Rory lied cuz it actually starts at 3:15 lol but it was funny cuz she got mad. Lol she tries to not save the seat.

Hey it's Headmaster Charlston who is the guy from DH. And Rory makes her speech. And Paris goes on and on and on and they're all like shut up lol. And Rory comes out after and then Emily asks Lorelai to have lunch with her at Luke's lol and Lor's like um sureeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Break. God why can't I find some scissors to open this freezie.

Back.

Paris is telling them how they must be a better student government than last year's and how the library sucks. Oh I hate that girl who is she even. Francine. Lol she wants to raise hemlines and Paris is like yeah big issue. Lol she's like sure.

No Vegetarians allowed. And Sookie is making pasta. And Lorelai has 3 main rules in the Gilmore survival guide:

1: No running with scissors
2: No Paige boy haircuts
3: No lunch arrangements with the mother

And Francine pulls Rory into the bathroom to complain about Paris and how she's gonna go against her. Lol thanks for the visual. Ooooooh The Puffs now I understand. And Francine says Rory has to get Paris to do what she wants otherwise she'll make her so infectious she'll make Jimmy Carter look like Martin Sheen. And she's gonna tell Paris that Rory came to her for help. What a byotch.

Break.

Back.

Lorelai goes to Luke's to meet Emily. Lol Kirk told Luke that he asked hero ut and Luke like told him her life story. Lol and Lorelai throws a fork at him and Emily walks in and is like what are you doing. And Emily is like inspecting the menu. And Luke comes by and they order and he bugs her about Kirk and she says make sure you check that frying oil with your face and Emily's like um. Emily phoned Christopher and is now saying all this stuff to Lor about how he doesn't love his gf who is pregnant and Lor like flips and leaves.

And back at school Rory is having another Student Government meeting. And Francine is going on about her hemlines and like glares at Rory. And Rory is convincing her to pass the hemline thing. Lol nice choice of words Paris.

And back at home Rory and Lorelai are getting ready for Friday Night Dinner and Lor is getting so mad about it. And Kirk phones and gets confused by the answering machine lol that's great. And Lor gets very mad cuz Rory won't switch bodies with her. Lol! Kirk phones again and his mom comes on the machine and they like run out the door.

Break. Wow TV is loud much.

Back.

And they are at the grandparents' house for dinner. And are having drinks and the maid is stupid and makes dinner early. Ooooh and Christopher comes and now they are yelling because she won't talk to him. Oooooh and Rory comes out and yells at him for promising her. And runs upstairs. And then Lorelai like screams and cries. And Emily kicks him out. And then Lor comes outside and tells him to give it time.

And now they are walking home. Lol a vomitorium. And Kirk comes and calls her over lol she's like ummmmmm hi. Ewww friend. Lol. Awwwwww she says no and he's all sad. Lol he's gonna cry.

And Rory's in the market and she meets Jess and is talking about his new gf Shane. And she's pretending she doesn't care but he knows she does. And he's being all mad cuz she never called him after they kissed. And about how she's still with Dean so she shouldn't be mad and then she storms out.

The end.

Wow. I don't know how that went I'll re-read it later cuz I gotta go back up to the school.

AI5 Top 8 Results: Queen performs omgina wow lame

Lol Simon.

Recapina. My Elliot. Lol Ace. N Chris. Kellie. God dad.

Omg group song make it bigger. N recap K yeah what is this. David noooooooooo n Will. Rawr Ace. Who now. Crazy Dave!!! Dad. Whoever. Kellie. Someone n that job peep. N rooms god Britnum. Haha Ronnie n more uglies. Kevin nooo. Garet. Bff's. Ew scary bunny yeah if Taylor did that to me I'd be like. Elliot. Dun be mean. Rawr Will Makar is there.

Break.

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Ford video sweet.

What is this like golf. Lol Ace pink shirt. Oh I get it ahahaha shot k not funny. N they're like sweet car. Lol Bucky. N they all hit him. Aahahaha first time. K dun wear that Ace god. If it was tight maybe. Awwwwwwwwww Elliot basketball. N they all miss food. N Ace's bro. Lol who even knows what Bucky says lol yeah I miss that too. What Katherine. Oh Chris's wife wow.

Whoa Katherine in 20 years. Ace's parents ahahaha. Elliot's mom. Taylor still has a mom ahahaha. Whoa Paris like now that is not a mom. Bucky's mom ahahahaa. Chris's lol they probably dun like him. Kellie's grandpa called it. Oh well Elliot n mom are bff.

Break.

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Omg next week Rod Stewart n preview clips. Can't wait till he's there he's like my fave.

Results omgina.

The Taylor Hicks band. N Taylor's safe. N Katherine's dad. N she's safe. N Chris's bro. N he is safe too omgina.

Break. God itchiness.

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Kellie. Lol her grandpa. N her bro lol. Kellie never do that again. N she's safe. Lol he throws the snot rag @ Elliot. Elliot was allergic to everything. N they are bff. Omg my Elliot is in the bottom 3. N he sings just because. N he raps!! Oh wait not lol I like blared Elliot.

Break. Is he fat or no.

Back.

Elliot get off the couch. Ace's bro's Duff and Mark whoa stop laughing. Why are you crying what's your problem. Ace is bottom 3 omgina. Ace sings rawr.

Break.

Back.

Shut up Ryan.

Bucky like hicktown. Lol I have no idea what you said. Paris. She would be really annoying w/ those peeps yeah that's a mom not that like twin I thought her gma was Ann Nesby. Bucky. Paris. Why did it like brighten. N Bucky is bottom 3. God like worst bottom 3 ever.

Bucky sings.

God either way it'll be David Radford all over again.

Leaving us tonight is Bucky. Awww my bff.

Kk I hate bad day.

AI5 Top 9 Results:

K stupid amazing b be over.

Finally.

That wasn't even funny Ryan seriously.

K what are you peeps doing with the lights.

Sup guys. Everyone loves Ace.

Judges. At least Randy is not ugly tongiht.

Recap of last night n then working with Kenny. Eekina Bucky. Hey shut up Chris was awesome. Rawr Ace. Yeah well they are bff what do you expect. Dun be mean to Elliot. Who DIDN'T I love. Who IS going home. Shut up.

Wow Kenny Rogers amazing please sing Lady. Ahahahah he's like Taylor's brother. K dun even be mean like that. Lol Simon. N he's singing from his new album Water Under Bridges singing "I can't unlove you". That's good to know. Um this is quite lame. N they all hug him. I wanna too.

Break.

Back.

Sweet Ford video. Beh. That was mean Ryan.

Next week is queen guys. Rawr Ace lol these guys.

Noooo not groups!!

Taylor is in group A. Mandisa is in group B. Rawr Elliot. Is in group B awwww him n Mandisa. Paris is also in group B wow a group. Ace is in group C. Kellie is in group A she's like I dun wanna be with that dad lol. Chris is with Kellie n Taylor group A. Katherine and Bucky are with Ace. Group A is safe so Taylor Kellie n Chris. Oooooh suspense.

Break.

Back.

Ace...Katherine...Bucky...

Mandisa..Elliott...Paris...

Bucky Katherine n Ace are safe eekina.

Omgina my Elliott.

Break.

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Omgina.

Paris is safe.

Omgina my Elliot betta be too.

Mandisa is out omgina Elliot thank godina.

GOD STUPID BAD DAY.

YES DAWG JAW I GOT SARAH WITH THAT.

Now, Mandisa.

AI5 top 9: Country

Taylor Hicks - "Take me home". Yeah only saw the last 10 seconds. How could we miss a dad. N the judges didn't like it very much. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Yeah that's getting old. 01.

Mandisa - "Every man of mine". She doesn't look THAT bad. Well maybe that's cuz I'm used to her wearing tank tops and I don't dislike her to call her fat even though she is. Randy that vest is ugly sorry. Randy said it didn't really connect but the end was good. Paula said she can sing anything. Simon said he thought the song was horrbile. Lol Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Elliot Yamin - "If tomorrow never comes". Oh I love Elliot he is so awesome stupid tape dun rewind fine do it but shut up I'm trying to listen to Elliot. OH the ending was awesome. Randy said it was good. Paula said he was fantastica. Minus the a. Simon said he was nervous n Elliot was like yeah. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break. Finally it stopped hmmmm I wonder what I' mrecording over I really need a new tape yo.

Back.

Paris Bennett - "How do I live without you". What are you even wearing. She even looks like her too ew. Randy says tough song front part not good middle okay just aiight. Paula says something. Simon disagrees. Reminded him of early Dionne Warrick. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Ace Young - "Tonight I wanna cry". Love this song. Rawr. Best ever. Randy is stupid. N Paula is not. N Simon says right song. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break.

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Kellie Pickler - "One chance fancy". That shirt is not slutty. N Randy n Paula like it. N Simon hates the song but he says performance was very good. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break.

Back.

Chris Daughtry - "Making memories of us" by Keither Urban dun copy your bff. Randy said good to change it up n so does Paula. Simon said it was boring n stuff no it was not you dumb. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Katherine McPhee - "You're bringing out the Elvis in me". Randy said it was very nice. Paula loved it. Simon said it was weird. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Bucky Covington - "The best I ever had" by Gary Alan. Yo Bucky man I love you. All the judges said it was tight. 1-866-IDOLS-08 vote for Bucky guys.

Recap guys.

AI5 Top 10 Results:

K what's happening where did they go like Shark Tale type movie. Ace Young is the hottest person in the whole world. Oh wait that's Ice Age.

Break.

Back.

Sweet Ford video. Ace Young is soooooooo hot.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Shakira omg.

Dude Wyclef is on Paula's chair. N in Simon's face lol he's probably like get away.

Recap of last night.

Mandisa Chris Kelly Taylor Paris and they are safe.

Oooooh top row it's on. Omg Ace is up there.

Break. Worst break ever!

Back.

Elliot. You dun need to plug your ears you're already deaf. That was uncalled for Rebecca. You're safe eekina. Lisa is in the bottom 3 again yeah well no duh. So is Ace omg crapsticks. Katherine n Bucky omg it's on. Omg Katherine is in omg shocker.

Break.

Back.

Ace is back rawr.

N Lisa is out.

Bout time.

Sings suckily out.

AI5 Top 10 Millenium songs (2000-2006):

Lisa Tucker - "Because of you". You are the biggest homo in the world. You sound so gay. This is like a REALLY bad talent show. Sarah get here now so you can laugh at this. Oh Lisa. Oh dear me. Randy says it was just okay. Paula says she should have made it different. Simon said that the song was too big for her n part were painful. Yeah. If you really had known what kind of song you were taking on you wouldn't have done it stupid. 1-866-IDOLS-01 yeah dun vote for her.

Break.

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Kellie Pickler - "Suds in the bucket" what the hell kind of song name is that. Randy says bad song choice. So does Paula she's all like you're so much better than that. Simon says it was a gay song. Yeah. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Ace Young - "Drops of Jupiter" by Train. Omg a shirt pull holy crap skin hot. N that look omg hand reaching out to me. Randy says wrong song and he didn't sing it well. Your mom didn't sing it well. Paula says some stuff oh not her fave. Oooh scar rawr close up. How did you get it. Simon says he thought it was quite karaoke. I thought YOU were quite karaoke. What's a T-Block. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

Back.

Dad Hicks - "Trouble" by someone someone. I heard Rayla McLean. Actually it like blends with your dad hair. God just go to the bathroom dad. N Simon agrees that he should not dress like that dad!! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Mandisa - "Wanna praise you". Lol George Huff is like dancing. I actually dun mind that much most peeps I'd be like get away. Randy says song choice bad. Paula says something about the church of Mandisa. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. So Sarah. What are you looking up.

Back.

Chris Daughtry - "What if" by Creed. He knows what he's doing. Hey Chris. Want to have some sekkusu. K I'm really scared he's all like WHAT IF like right in my face. Chris you're in my grill. Randy n Paula say stuff. Oooh back talk. Simon says that he needs to be different. Oooh backlash has started. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Katherine McPhee - "The Voice Within" by Christina Aguilera. It was okay. Called it though what are you wearing. Randy says so close to original. Paula says something. Simon says best tonight n almost good as original. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Bucky Covington - "Real Good Man". I love Bucky dun be mean Sarah just cuz he eats straw. The judges say some stuff. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Paris Bennett - "Work it out" by Beyonce. K she looks like Asha. How do they do that with her hair. Dun be Fantasia god I'll shoot you. Sheto be a pussy doesn't want. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Back.

Elliot Yamin - "I don't wanna be" by Gavin Degraw. Oh I love Elliot lol his dancing. N the judges Simon shut up he can't dance cuz of his tube. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap. Omg Ace do the shirt thing rawr n he's all like touch.