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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

CI3 Top 7: Standards

I'm at Martha's house in Vancouver, I'm on her computer and watching the TV in her room. I can't see it too well so it sucks watching it from here but I have to. Tim and Martha are at the window yelling at Hannah to get out of somewhere.

Judges. It's Farley's birthday. Don't say I never do anything for you, Zack!! Ew.

Standards history recap.

I just said to Ben "Shut up and bring the kids out". I'm turning into Ben. HE calls them kids. Even though they're not!!

Yay we have an orchestra!!

Rex!! Casey!! Daryl. Suzi!! Josh!! Melissa!! Oh god what happened to JOSH!! Aaron. Seriously he doesn't even look like him that is so not him!!

Break. You can't put one right away!!

Back.

That skating pair is in the audience, that girl and David Pelltier.

Suzi Rawn - "Minnie the moocher". This is a retarded song. This is so gay!! Jake says part of style is swagger which is part of substance and she has that. Right. Farley says that when she can have fun with different themes it's great or something. Sass said that was amazingly fabulous. Zack said good for you. And they all laugh. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Aaron Walpole - "I can't believe you're in love with me". He looks like he's in the Italian Mafia or something. John Stevens would have kicked ASS at this song. Johnny was on CBS news today about his new CD which came out like a month and a half ago but still. Off-topic. Anyway, Aaron has a hat and sounds REALLY bad trying to be all like jazz. It just sounds really bad. And all like a duck or something. Farley said something Hannah's too loud. Sass said it was amazing. Zack says like you know dude like there's like bad news and good news and it was fantastic. For both the news. Beh. Jake says if you're like Zack you can just take the bad news and Zack says it's not necessarily good news that it was fantastic. Jake also says that he showed everyone. Ben freaks about Sass liking it. Um. Aaron what the frick are you doing like stroking Ben's shirt get away!! 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. I feel like I have to like press pause or something. Hopefully Bubs is recording it at home. Lol what the hell was that like a bird like choked up a worm in some advert. A cartoon bird for like some Madagascar-like cheap film. I say like a lot. That reminds me of...stuff. Stupid Jonathan, not email me, it's Tuesday you always email on Tuesday!! I heard "Thanks, Kyle". Meh shut up stupid!! I kind of miss Ehlie. But she's away and I'm away and we both get back sometime next week and I get to see Barbara tomorrow so I'm excited as hell because I haven't seen her in 3 years though I saw a picture last week and I was like oh my god that is so not her. I heard "Bananas are FUN!!". Whoa now!! Easy on that banana, girls!! And we go to Playland on Thursday eek!! Stupid show, come back on. I don't care about Canada post, Jon!! What would I say to them?

Back.

I want to see my Joshy-poo!! OH god I did not just say that.

Melissa O'Neil - "It's de-lovely" by Ella Fitzgerald. Don't say take it away boys. Ever. Melissa looks so pretty!! She looks like Jasmine with that flower in the hair!! She's going kinda flat. And a little off-key there. But for 16 she's good as hell. Sass says she's by far the best singer on the show right now. The emotion and the vibe were really good as well as everything else which were perfect. Zack hopes nobody missed it. Jake said it would be hard to argue with the last two comments. And that Melissa embraces the idea and Canada finally figured out why she's here. Farley says that it was lovely and really well done and beautiful. Melissa O'Neil. Ben Mulroney!! Don't copy Jenny!! Melissa watched a bit of De-Lovely to prepare she says. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Josh Palmer - "When I fall in love". Oh my god. That is not Josh. Oh. I have to be closer!! Oh my god Josh stop loooking like that! Oh don't smile like that at me you'll kill me! Ooh, I love his smile so much!! I seriously just said that. He looks so different his hair is all pushed up and everything!! I love Josh so much!! I love Josh to death. Zack says thanks because it's the happiest he's ever been on the show after that. Jake says at times it seemed like he was watching at old 40's matinee idol with his hair and forget everything the singing was incredible. Farley says the same thing about an old telethon and it was soft and sweet and perfect for the song. Sass says it was dark, mysterious and contemporary Idol. Josh makes everyone give it up for the band. And it's the hardest thing to do but he loves it. The show, that is. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Break. Dammit, I almost got up again to pause the tape!! There IS no tape, stupid!! Oh god I want glam shine juice so much!!! Sammy does not CARE what those are!! Don't extend the ad and make the dumb baby say stuff he's like 2 he can't talk stupid!! I hard "It's out-landic". I'm this close to recapping If You Think You Can Dance but that show goes on for like an hour and a half and I don't really know the people in it except for that awesome dude Ryan who I love but I think he got cut. Lol that guy!! Matt from the Best of BC should be CI co-host he's awesome.

Back.

Lol Jon is like pretending to be a jazz man!! And he's saying he loves Sass lol!! He asks sass to dance and she says maybe in the next life cuz she's kinda married in this one. And then he turns to Jake lol!!

Rex Goudie - "Feelin' good". Who sang this? Ooooh, Joeri Fransen from Belgium Idol 2!! And this is so weird because he totally looks like Joeri I've thought that from the beginning so has my mom she'll be like oh my god!! Lol he like tips his hat. Except with Rex's like wanna-be rock thing going on it doesn't really work but it doesn't matter! K Rex stop trying like that it sounds really bad. Joeri kicked your butt at this!! It was good till the end when he starting trying too hard to like yell and it sounded just so bad. Rexy!! Sexy Rexy. NO!!! Jake says it's interesting because a lot of the original rock and roll songs came out of that era and basically Rex took the the song and made it into Rex rock. Yeah, that's all very well except for the fact that there are some songs you can't just "make your own" and this is kind of one of them. Oh, and he also says that this the best Rex has ever sang on the show. Not true,
Stevie Wonder night was better for him!! Farley says if he has fun they'll have fun and so will everyone at home and good job. Sass says that this is gush night for the judging panel and they're blowing her away and she didn't know they had that kind of range and she's really impressed. And Rex says nice suit to Zack and Zack says nice hat boy and also that if CTV had some sense they'd make Idol like the Amazing Race where tomorrow night...EVERYBODY STAYS!! Right. Except Daryl. Wait, that was me. Rex says he only knows that song because he heard Michael Buble sing it on David Letterman. Rex, that's pathetic. I knew this song and I'm 15. Seriously, just because you're 19 doesn't mean you have to show everyone you're dumb because you don't know music. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Break. My arms are tired you have to type so fast to get everything in especially the judges comments!!

Back. Yes, backstage photos for my other website.

Casey LeBlanc - "I could write a book". She's doing okay. Someone needs to stop her dancing like that she's always done it and it's annoying. Wow, she just totally cracked. Like literally her voice did. Jasmine did that in the top 6 week of AI3, "Latin hits" on April 27th. Shut up!! I don't even have my AI3 folder to look at when it was, I just knew it because that was the week John Stevens was voted off and I know that was on the 28th. I also know how to subtract one day from another. Farley says she's not stepping up, there's no risk but she looks great. Sass says she thinks the same and it's not really the genre for her. Zack says one line was really stellar and spectacular and she looks great, she represented all those things represented and it is what it is. Jake asks him if he took his happy pills today and Zack says that he knows he can't do any right here so he may as well just say that. Jake says he can't disagree with the rest of them. It doesn't feel right, he doesn't know what it is but it just doesn't feel right. Beh. Lol if you love Casey like that guy up there!! Says Ben.

Break. Tired...arms...beh red eye. I heard "That sure is a whole lot of apples!" Lol I get a lot of those. Ew. There hasn't a been a whole caps post in a while. That's because me and Sarah haven't been here together lately. Lol that's because you suck.

Back.

Daryl - "What a wonderful world". Dear god, I hate this kid. I can hear it right now, I don't even need to watch it. Yup, just how I thought it would sound. He needs to grow!! Up, that is. Like his voice. He sounds like a girl!! You can't work that look on me. You just can't. Maybe on the little 10 year olds that are blind as well as deaf, but not me!! Josh owns the look. Yes, and I don't love you. I loved Vince when he said that but not you. Lots of people will learn much more than you'll ever know. Such as how to SING. Sorry. Sass even says that he made the little girls love him tonight. And that she sees peewee herman in a suit. And that it was really weird for her. And I can even hear them. Oh god there's even like an 8 year old with a sign loving Daryl!! Pathetic. Zack says it was really tiny talent time. And he thinks he's talented but him and Casey are on a different TV Show than the rest of them. Jake says he can't disagree and he thought it was one of the cheesiest performances ever on this show and he says just LOOK at him and he starts making all this like mini-references. Hey now, that's really mean, don't go after the poor kid because of how he looks. The same with Casey. They have to dress older like Melissa in order to be a good singer? Shut up. Farley says that definitely didn't win it for him.

Recap!!

Josh all the way. Rex would have gotten some but he really blew it at the end. EW!! Sorry. Why would you show Casey's cracking voice on the recap!! That was the only bad part and you just had to go and show it. That was deliberately mean.

I'll try and do my job. I'm not sure what Martha will think about my voting for 2 hours on her phone. Plus I'm on dial-up right now so I can't. I have to phone my mom to see what she thought, though. She better love Josh!!

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