AI5: Hollywood Day 1: Hell week day one:

Kellie Pickler: It was kinda bad but she was nervous. YES she's through!

Patrick Hall: Don't sing that. He made it.

Break.

Back.

Ronnie and Steve. God they're like oooh I'm so good. Ahahaha you went home. Ohhh Ronnie's crying. And I think that's Jeffery "Ryan" someone.

Lisa Tucker - It's allright. Kellie's better.

Who are THEY.

What is that like cowboy.

Break.

Back.

Jason Horn!!!

Whoever that is.

And that.

And that.

Randy is yelling at them cuz they suck.

Why is she talking to them.

Paris Bennett omg. Don't talk like that. Or laugh.

Paris made it.

Taylor Hicks. What is this like dad. Like. A dad. Even Simon says a dad!! And the dad is back.

Garrett Johnson. Get out.

Break.

Back.

Day 2 omgina!!

Ace and Chris!! Dude I thought that was Constantine.

That sick person cannot sing. Hey look it's Camile. And she gets in.

Lol Michael wrecked another dream.

HOW is that even FUNNY.

I hate you like Brittnum twins but you got arrested so you're out anyway. Behhhhh what was that he like came out. Jeez. He like thinks. And they got through. Shut up about Carrie you nerd.

Break.

Back.

David Radford ahahahaha I love you.

Ace Young oooooh omg I died.

David again.

Ace again omg.

And they are through.

The other twins. The Simmons. Are out. Um they're better than those like ugly Brits.

Lol that like magic thing. That dad. Don't TALK Paris god!!

Get out Garet. And don't sing this. Dun say that lol. He made it.

Break.

Back.

Eeek Chris I was just talking to you!! Omg I love you!!! And through.

Mandisa.

Katherine McPhee!!

Dave Hoover!!! Omg I'd do that. And that. I love you lol. Lol he like jumped on the table and he's like Paula's fave. Noooooooooooooooooooo Dave I love you!!!!

Next week: Everyone cries cuz Dave is gone.