Okay...so...it's Saturday...Vampire High is on tonight! Oh god, like it matters. I remember when I asked Alistair whether he was going to watch Australian Idol, and he's like, "No, because there isn't one." He always thought what I was saying was a lie. And then when I told his mom, SHE believed me, she even went to the website, AND she even went through their TV guide to see if they got American Idol. And then there was the time when Alistair asked me, "Have you ever eaten hay?" and I'm like, "No..." and he goes, "Well don't, it's disgusting." Right....now I'm listening to RJ Helton, "Under the boardwalk" So anyway, I was like, "Why would you have eaten hay?" and he's like, "Because I felt like it." Okay...he was so bored he ate hay. But then I asked his mom, and she said it was some kind of craze that his friend Casey had started. Casey is really mental. Seriously, when I phoned Alistair one time, he kept pretending to be him, even though I knew it wasn't, and he kept saying really retarded things about Ben and Alistair thought it was hillarious, and it was just totally dumb, and when I told Alistair's mom about it, she said that the way to tell if it's Alistair or not is this: When Alistair's talking to me, he tends to not talk with a big accent, so if the person's talking in a big Australian accent, then it's probably not him. Ooh, yes, I just got another RJ Helton video, it took me 3 days to get it. Oh, and then there was the time when I was watching Vampire High, and Marty was about eat Merrill, because they had ran out of blood, and I totally freaked out, and he was just like, "Okay...." Because he's never heard of the show because they don't get it in Australia so he totally didn't understand why I was freaking out, and then I told him, and he seemed to think it didn't matter, but then I was like, "Alistair, he's EATING MERRILL!!!" and then he seemed to understand. It's on at 11:00pm, by the way, in case anyone wanted to watch it, which I doubt anyone does, but whatever. Vote for Tyler Hamilton!(Canadian Idol)