AI5 Top 16: 8 guys

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Gedeon McKinney - Why do you talk like that god. "When a man loves a woman" by Percy Sledge. Yeah don't try and be the dad. Shut up you're annoying. Randy said something about a record, okay, soul man. Or something. Paula said he's unique and needed in this competition. What, for a VFTW candidate when Kevin leaves? Simon said he's weird and asked what it signified. Gedeon says something about variety. Simon said it was a lil' cabaret and overdone but he's growing on him. Yeah, like MOLD!! That was uncalled for, Rebecca. What's a waman Gedeon. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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God that dad.

Chris Daughtry - Ahahahaha Chris I can see that. "Broken" by Seether ft. Amy Lee holy crap I died when I heard he was singing this I like had a heart attack. Come on bring it. There we go. Not really how it goes but oh well. K that's definitely not how that part goes man. Randy don't compare him to Gedeon I'll punch you. He says that Chris is ready and rock on. Randy do you even know what rock is let me tell you it does not involve the words Puff Daddy. Paula said that he will be out there whether he wins or not. Shut up Simon it's not a boring song it's like the best you loser face and he says that peeps won't remember it I will. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Kevin Covais - K Kevin I've known that you like Kanye West for like a month everyone has. Don't be so serious dad. K Kevin I love you but don't look at me like that. Randy said that he always knew he was gansta but American doesn't get it and Kevin was like no they don't. Um what. Randy said he's in the dog pound eternally. Paris don't be mean he is not a chicken. Paula has nothing but love for him. And that everyone smiled and him and it was such a sincere performance and ballads are his thing. Simon said it's like watching puppies play and he can understand why peeps like him cuz grannie's are voting for him. Lol Kevin was like I'll take the grannie vote. And apparently it was juvenile and like an 11. No that's mean. And he's not trying to be rude. Lol Kevin he was like no of course not. Ryan dreams about who now? K what was that whole part about. Awwww he like smiled. K shut up. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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What are you talking about dad. Wow you can actually talk without doing your like dad movements. Why do you keep looking what is with those shoes.

Bucky Covington - "Wave on wave". He has a twin bro. I knew that. He looks like someone. Like Keith Urban and Bo. Randy said that it probably wasn't the greatest song but showed what he does. Paula says she likes that he's unpretentious. Omg it's like him in the audience. Simon says it's a bar performance. Ooooh his bro is coming on stage. Dude it's like him. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Will Makar - Ooooh me too we can me Japanese students together!! Lol he like spoke it. "How sweet it is" by James Taylor. Rawr. Why WOULDN'T it be close up on his face. Randy said it was not good and karaoke and below average. Paula totally disagrees and she says forget 11 year old girls she's a fan. N Will was like great. Simon said it falls under the completely average category. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Dad Hicks - What did you even just say. How are you a rabbit. Oh you were a dad rabbit in a mall you weird dad. Don't make dad faces. I knew what you were singing but then I forgot. But probably cuz I dun care. Something by Michael McDonald. Why do you look like you're gonna punch someone dad. Go get in a dad fight with a dad. K the dad's gone crazy don't EVER make that thrusting movement again you sick dad. Jeez calm down dad. What is he doing like retarded like a 5 year old dun have a heart attack. THE DAD'S HAVING A SEIZURE!! K I didn't even hear any of that cuz he wouldn't stop jumping up and down like a dad and doing his dad freak outs and dad movements god what a dad. Paula's like having a fit she's like I LOVE YOU DAD. Randy said perfect song choice. And he's a dog windup dad. Randy's like laughing so much cuz he was a dancing lil' dad. Paula was like omg this was my fave dad peformance you're such a great dad. Simon said he single handedly controls the something something industry. Dad Inc? Sorry. And he said it was the best performance so far. That's cuz Ace hasn't come out yet. And the signature dad move GOD I hate that dad move so much!! Shut up about your dad patrol. He's like a dad George Huff with that like dad movements with Ryan and him being a dad and freaking out with him. K dad we can see you you don't need to lean right into the camera like a dad seriously. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Elliot Yamin - Something about something. "Heaven" by Bryan Adams. Wow I just turned Elliot up. Are you an eekina guy? I am not sure yet. You are so good and so close to being one but why do you look like that like Chris is not eekina looking but it fits with him. Is that his mom. Randy said it's a hot one. You say that all the time. Paula said he's a popsicle. Or something. And she's throwing water everywhere. Lol. Simon said he thought it was a copout. What. He felt a disconnection between lil' Elliot and the song. And it was completely the wrong song and Elliot is a copy cat. Yes. Right. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Sorry. 07.

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Ace Young - I can see that. "Butterfly" by Michael Jackson. Wow I wish I could scream that loud I would but I'm sick so I'd die. Rawr that's high singing. K I'll touch you Ace. That was inappropriate. OMG IT'S A WHITE GUY LIKE A WHITE GUY SEBASTIAN THAT'S AWESOME!!! Dun look at me. Actually please do. You are now back at the top of the eekina guys list. Randy was like it's a hot one. Paula said awesome falsetto. Simon said that he made it work but some parts were not good. Not true. But he made it work. Rawr. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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God Gedeon. Eeekina Chris I love you. I love you too Kevin. Sorry Bucky I called you Kevin. Will. Rawr. God dad. Calm down dad. Elliot. RAWR ACE I LOVE YOU!!!

41 dad's. God 42.