AI4 Top 16: Guys:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE! Simon is a stupidhead. He says that Joe's excuse was bad. And he said that people vote on the best singer. SHUT UP!!! He's so stupid!! Stupid he actually thinks that oh my god I hate him!! JOE WAS AWESOME!! Randy says song choice has nothing to do with it and that no one says "Oh, someone chose a bad song". STUPID RETARDED IDIOT! God he's stupid. People say that ALL THE TIME!! THEY SAY THAT!! Stupidheads.

Scott Savol - "Sugar pie honey bunch". Randy and Paula liked him. Simon hated it. 1-866-IDOLS-01. He's a Taurus.

Break. Bo and Anthony next.

Back. Hi Nikko and Mario!

Bo Bice - He says don't mess with him or his family because if you cross a scorpio you get stoned. Or something. "I'll be" he can't do the runs or anything, and he's like acting retarded. Randy says it's okay but he should growl more or something. What? Paula and Simon are stupid. 1-866-IDOLS-02. WEDDING SINGER!!

Anthony Federov - Taurus. He talks about how he moved here when he was 9 from the Ukraine and he didn't know anything English but he learned it and he's happy to be here now. "I'm so glad I got you" or something. He was good. Rawr he's Jonathan lol. Randy and Paula love him awww he's so cute his smile eek! Simon says something about don't sing Latino music because he has as much latino flair as a polar bear. Yeah. That rhymes. And then something about uncomfertable wiggles and Clay's "grease". Lol Travis kicks Anthony's butt at Chess all the time they play it backstage but he beat him once and Ryan says thank you for not saying @#$. Lol. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Break.

Nikko Smith - Taurus. God they all are! Um he's like talking all high what a freak! "Georgia on my mind". Lol he put his hat on the mic stand. Whoa he just got really good in the song. Randy and Paula loved him. Simon did too and he said something about the Oscars. Beh. And Nikko said that Ray Charles is a guy. No really? 1-866-IDOLS-04

Break.

Back.

Travis Sucker - Aries. "Every little step I take". Um yeah. No. Levi's song. Don't even. Um he's like being all retarded and wearing suspenders and a hat. Yeah like don't be Nikko. And now he's beatboxing. Um no you have to rap like Levi about Bobby Brown! Randy doesn't like it. Paula says it was okay. Simon says it was as good or less as you would find in a theme park and he was dancer first singer second. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Mario Vazquez - Gemini eek so am I! "How can you mend a broken heart". REPEAT! Whatever it was just in like the top 100. He was good. Lol the girls are dog pound. Randy and Paula like him. Um what is with her ring. s. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Break. Constantine and Anwar next.

Constantine Maroulis - Scorpio. "Every little thing she does is magic". Randy says good song choice. I THOUGHT SONG CHOICE DIDN'T MATTER, STUPID!! Hypocrites. Lol what say you Cowell. He says it was a bad impersonaton of Sting. Yeah. Right. Randy and Paula freak out and say he doesn't look or sound like him and Simon says they've lost the plot and they say no you have. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Anwar - Taurus. What is wrong with them? "What a wonderful world". Yeah it would be if you went away! Go away. Um he like has a ponytail and a turtleneck he looks like a girl. God why is he so horrible! Now he's like screaming that's not what you do with this song! Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!! God you're horrible go away!! Sit down Randy! Yeah a screaming orchestra Paula! Um Simon's a freak. Um yeah Paula and Anwar. Sure. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Recap. Yeah. Vote...Anthony? And Nikko. And Constantine. And maybe Mario.

Girls tomorrow. Lindsey!

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Mum says...

Tonight on Idol...Simon takes umbridge, Paula loves everyone, and Randy totally pretends that he has never complained about song choices. Simon is trying to convince us that the last umpteen weeks we spent "getting to know" the contestant has no effect on how we vote. M'kay. On with the show.

It's Idol horoscope night for some reason. Scott sings Sugar Pie,etc. (Didn't Clay get told off for this song choice?). Somehow he looks less creepy, or I am just getting used to him. He is still lumpy, but with more hair and smiles. He sang well, and they all liked it. Except Simon.

Bo...Don't mess with him, or else. That adds nicely to the unemployed hippie dude we already knew. But he sings well, I like it better than last week. Which isn't saying much. Simon reads TWoP, and tells Bo it's his contest to lose.

Anthony...Came here at nine, how about that. Sings something upbeat and goes all Clay, except he is wearing the ugliest jacket ever. He reminded me of Wouter for a sec there. Judges go nuts.Except Simon, who blathers on about Clay (as if he actually had liked Clay at the time).

Nikko (Formely Known as Osbourne) sings Georgia. He is very smooth and runny. Or something. I think they are going to like this, and they do. Even Simon.
Travis dances about the stage singing something that was done better by Levi, and he goes all beat-box in the middle but he has no real voice for it. Pauler likes it because, ya know, but the other two really don't. Bye Travis.
Mario is going to show his serious side which means no hat and How Can You Mend a Broken Heart, which makes me wonder who else did this that I liked better. He is rather annoying. I wouldn't miss him, in fact it took about ten minutes to remember all the contestants tonight. He was forgotten longest.
Constantine...does Sting but looks like he has read the message boards too, knows Bo has the edge now and is plugging his band since this may be his last chance. Simon didn't like it, and Constantine nearly knocks over the mic stand after his chat with Ryan. Bye, rocker.
Anwar...(with a pony tail, and no jacket made from upholstery this week) sings What a Wonderful World in a weird way that reminds me of Simon's reaction to Guy ruining this song at World. Anwar ruins it differently and worse, as he screeches his way out. But of course they love it, standing O's from Randy and Pauler.
Dunno who is going home, Constantime and Travis most likely.Hope it's Scott and Mario, but not likely.