AI5 Top 12: Stevie Wonder

How am I supposed to see what's going on from here.

Jeez like recap of memories. Dad. Katherine. Ace rawr. Mandisa. Chris. Kevin. Chris. Dad It still makes no sense. K stop being a dad.

RAWR ACE!! I'm sorry who is that that's not Kevin.

Judges.

K the audience is NOT a dawg pound. EVER.

Stevie Wonder bio. K who brings a phone on stage. That's stupid.

And they all sing a song with him.

Rawr Ace.

Ace Young - "Do I do". Holy crap be hot. Holy crap. K it sucks right now. Oh there we go. K I didn't swallow for like a whole minute now I'm choking. Randy said something. Oh he didn't feel it. Paula loved it. Yeah well she could never not like him. K shut up Simon. You're MOM'S a bit manic. 1-866-IDOLS-01. Lol whatever just happened to the TV. Sup Ace's like twin bro.

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Kellie Pickler omgina!! - "Blame it on the sun" is all I heard. Oh that is what she said. What's a non event Randy. I'm a man that loves shoes too. Lol. Oh I thought they were pink. Lol I'm like a colourblind dog lol that was the best TOTW. Paula said something about a razzle dazzle. Simon says everything went wrong and she put half of America to sleep and it was completely out of her comfort zone. Something to do with barber school. K my face itches a lot. I would get fake eyelashes too but mine are long so it'd be like what. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Elliott Yamin - "Knock me off my feet." Sup Elliot. Why do you look so old. And weird. Yeah. What was that supposed to be. How did that make someone cry. Randy says that it wasn't his best but something something it's his boy Elliott. Paula said that she knows how moved he is and she loves him. Simon says it was good but not incredible. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Mandisa - Lol Ryan took her shoes off. What is your song even called. "Don't you worry about a thing" yeah I called it. You don't look so fat this week. Randy says best so far. Paula and Simon said something. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break. K my lip is like falling off even Jonathan was like wtf is wrong with your lip. K who says that. K this advert I'm gonna like kill it. ESPECIALLY THAT PART GOD DON'T SING YOU STUPID LIKE GERMAN GUY. It could be me omg. Danm will be too. Lol Corner Gas. Lol Brent what a weirdo.

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Bucky Covington - "Superstition". Like a place where I eat straw. What does Elvis have to do with anything. Oh I get it. K he doesn't know where your hand is Bucky he's blind holy crap man. K put your hair back up Bucky you look weird. You need to get yourself sorted out man. Randy really enjoyed it. I'm tired. GOD SHUT UP YOU STUPID AUDIENCE YOU'RE NOT A DAWG POUND THAT'S WORSE THAN THE PINK PATHER AD. Paula loves it. Simon says best so far butttttttttttttt his hair sucks. There we go Bucky keep it up. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. K seriously Rebecca do not touch your fing lip.

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Melissa McGhee - Yeah well of course you mess it up you're a dumbass you probably don't even know who Stevie Wonder is. Who says stupid stuff like that. "Lately" yeah don't pick this you suck. Um yeah don't change the lyrics. Yeah hopefully it will mean goodbye. K you just made that line up. I don't even mind the fact that my niece is playing like a keyboard over the song that's how bad it is. K shut up Hannah now I need to hear Randy. Randy says she can sing. Cannot. Paula says she should wear dresses more often. Who even cares. Simon says best so far. That's not saying much. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break. K seriously that's giving me a headache stfu Hannah you can do that when Lisa comes on. Thank you Martha.

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Lisa Tucker - "Signed sealed delivered". I thought Paris was gonna sing this. Are you sure it won't kill you to sing a fast song Lisa I don't think you know how. K I need to stop looking at that person's profile. The science wing does not count as dark I'm sorry. Randy said something. So did Paula. Simon said a bunch of stuff that isn't true. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break noooooo dun put a break before Kevin. Blarghhhhhhhhhhhh another 50 mins who's left. Kevin. The Dad. Paris. Is that it. Nooooooooooooooooooooo my Chris. Is that it. No Katherine.

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Sup Kevin.

Kevin Covais - "Part time lover". Except you can never be Nikko Smith. Lol Kevin I love you. That sign sucks though. I would make a WAY better sign and give him a WAY better hug. Judges said some stuff god shut up Gavin now I missed what Simon said I hate you everyone was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn and I was like holy crap what what. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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Katherine McPhee - "Until you come back to me". Yeah don't sing this Camille sang this on the AI3 greatest hits CD and it was like my fave. Plus I thought it was by Marvin Gaye. Same person. Judges say stuff. Don't insult Katherine in such a way Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break. God that dad next. And Paris. K I just liked hacked myself. Omg my mouth hurts I'm gonna kill myself. NICKELBACK SUCKS. That was uncalled for. No that was called for taking all the fudging junos at the 2004's. AVRIL LAVIGNE SUCKS!! That was called for...just plain sucking. K Hannah where is there like drool on your jacket.

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Who's Ayla. Oh Taylor. Dad.

Dad Hicks - "Living for the city". Um yeah dad don't sing that Melissa sang that in CI3 and it should not be ruined by a dad. Especially if you're all like rowrow like you just were you dad. Here's the dad. K I don't even understand the dad words that you are singing. No we do not want a dad repeat of the kind of dad you were last week you scared all the dad's. He's not trying to be a dad he just is one. Don't do that lil' signature dad movement that shows how dad you are we all know. Randy says: Dad Hicks. Something to do with bars. And the dad was hot and the dad was feeling it. Paula says something Hicks. Probably dad. I don't have a big smile on my face. I also wasn't standing up. Well to fix my pants but that doesn't count. She says the dad will make everyone happy for the rest of his dad life. Short life then. That was mean. Simon said he's like every dad who's ever gotten drunk @ a wedding. OMG SIMON SAID DAD I LOVE HIM ONE TIME HE SAID FATHER BUT THIS TIME HE SAID DAD OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD. And he was like I dun wanna change my dad hair. Like there's anyway people will send the dad home then it would be like the show without a dad and the family would not have one. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Paris Bennett - Don't insult her that way Ryan that's the worst thing you could say about someone. No idea what you're singing sorry. Like absolutely none. K there's only so many times you can say that Randy. Paula said something. Simon says something. That was unnecessary Paris. Sorry I forgot about your name. K shut up Paris you might be living up to Ryan's comparision. What was that Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

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God finally Chris.

Chris Daughtry - "Higher ground" whatever the hell that is. Oh that. How did he find his hand. Well of course he's gonna do the Chilli Peppers version duh. Hell yeah Chris you so brought it. Randy says every week he makes it his own and he worked it out. Yes. Paula says she doesn't worry. Simon says thank god for Chris. I say the same thing. And it was the only real thing cuz he can imagine him having a hit with that. What you mean is you can imagine yourself MAKING a hit of that. And best tonight by far he says. K seriously Rebecca do not touch your face. Something to do with an elevator and right Simon and they all laugh. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Recap. Rawr Ace. Kevin. Peeps. Ugh dad.