CI3 Top 100 cuts:

Bio of Rex Goudie from NFL I love him!! Some people. Lol Jenner. Lol his Dad. Lol his family. Get away rap family. Colin Penney!! Lol whatever he just said. Lol that person! Beh Steve. Lol Jon. SERGE!!!!!! Don't talk to him!!! He doesn't like you. Ivy O. The hell Bus driver. God I hate these people. Whoever you are. Go away hardi. Lol Jenner. That guy. Suzi. Judges. Diego. Ivy. Suzi. Jenner. Some people. Diego. Some more people that person. Yeah people, do that!

First line: Bree Carson um okay then, go away fat whatever yournameis, Sarah Loverock or something, don't sing that. Start slashing! Whoever's in the back row. Is gone.

Don't sing that stupid person!! Whoever Bobbi is. Joanne beh. Go away Linkhead. Barrett plishplish. Jade. Dave Moffatt eeek, lol Jenner. Tonya you're a loser don't sing loser Alicia Keys. Amanda whoever. WHOA AN ALLARD.

Colin's gone. Dave's through. Those ugly people did too.

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Paul Figsby. Marilou. Melissa. Amber. Lol Spencer. Alessandra. Carol-Lynne. Martin what is happening! Melanie. Suzi Rawn!! Everyone's through except cheap people.

Robyn pretty cheap! Lol Daryl. Chelsea I HATE THAT WOMAN!! Cheryl Maendel!! Julie. Raven WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'LL GET CUT!! Ew Hardi. Lol Matt. Ashley. Raven got cut, stupidhead!! It's called singing NEW AGE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!

Break.

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Musical groups.

Lol Barrett.

DON'T BE MEAN TO DAVE!!

Girl groups are good. Emily and Erica are together lol. Casey.

The guys next.

Break.

Jenner your group sucks with Hagop. Barrett something tells me you're not getting any farther.

SERGE SERGE SERGE ISWITH VINCE!!! EEEEK I LOVE HIM!!! SHUT UP LUKE YOU SUCK!!! Dave Moffatt's group sucked, he's so gone. And these guys just stand there and don't sing at all. UM ISABELLE!!! Don't yell at Diego!! Lol he has no confidence. Brayden lol with Aaron.

Some girl group. Zack stop it she's like gonna have a heart attack. ZACK STOP!!! He made her sing it herself and he won't stop yelling and he made Amanda cry and now Jake is yelling at him that he's pissed and he can't do that to people and now she went ouside and Ben's trying to talk to her. Stupid Zack that's so mean I'm like gonna cry.

Break.

Back.

Dave's safe. Jenner's safe. barrett's safe with Mark. Ivy's safe. Serge is safe YES!! Amanda's safe lol she like glares at him.

Top 32 is chosen tomorrow!

CI3 Auditions Part 3: Toronto etc.

Shannon - Whoa ew.

Angela Mota - Lol a ick.

Aaron Tessis - The hell? Through.

Arthur Wright - Um he's like a wolf.

Beh like some opera person. Charity. Through.

Aaron - Lol.

Break.

Back.

Paul - The h like some stick. Fencing!!

Who the h sings the national anthem?!

Some person.

Um okay.

Lol explosions. EW.

Megan.

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SOMEWHERE IN NORTH ONTARIO!!

Lol those people.

Lisa Froment.

Chris Newcombe.

How is that funny?

Brian.

Some dang who's good and got through.

Everyone who got through in this part. SERGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! YES!!!!

Break.

Back.

A bunch of people.

Toronto -

WHAT IS THAT LIKE DANG!!!

Ew.

Break.

Back.

Some hardi. Through.

The heck Zack's son. Erica. Crappy song.

End.

CI2 Auditions Part 2:

Lol Jon and Ben the h!!

YES ST. JOHN'S!!!

Rex Goudie or something lol - He's cool.

Tim - Yes he's like Newfoundland chanting!!

Earl - More NFL representing!!

Christa - Okay she can't do it she's like a horse.

No kitchen parties!!

Heather Thorne - Yeah she's cheap.

Danny - Lol Moulin Rouge!

Rob - Lol. Word up.

Len Wheeler - Lol fake n bake.

Steve - Lol the heck.

Dana Parsons - She got through. Lol her mom in the hospital.

End of NFL!!

Break. GET HERE EHLIE!!

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PEI!!!

Lol don't touch that.

Thomas Price. Ew.

Amelie Wong. Ew. Don't ruin Sarah McLachlan.

Chris - No I won't stand by you.

Ew.

Meaghan.

Stephanie.

William Matheson - Lol the hell is that guy. He's an island.

End of PEI.

Cape Breton Island -

No scary people!!

We don't need your life story Kat.

Dayna. She was good!!

Nicole. Oh god.

Trina Williams. Ew.

Lindsey Lathams.

Yolanda Evong.

Um where is that other retard!!

Lol that band. so my dad was looking at a camera and kate wnted me to go get him so she said go poke him, touch him and make him come

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New Brunswick!

Amy Fraser - No not really.

Some fatty.

Isabelle got through.

Lol the hell Ben.

Some like African person. Dianlys. No. She got through.

Phillip. Lol the hell.

Crystal. The hell.

Brad. Don't be John Stevens. Lol it's like an ad. I don't find this to be a song. Bye ugly!!

Casey LeBlanc - I didn't like her and then she had to go and be good. I hate her. Lol. Yay she's through!!

Laura Conrad - She got through.

Mark MacRae - Lol he's like yoink and takes it!!

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Montreal -

Jenner Hughes - Through. Kind of like Joel bm.

Lol the heck.

Nadia Mayer - Lol

Some other people who I missed cuz my computer's a piss.

Yay a french girl who like freaks out!! And gets through.

Break.

Back.

Melissa Brown. Through.

Emily. Through.

Break.

Some people singing in their native language!!

CI2 Auditions Part 1:

Last year. Rawr Kalan.

Some sucky people.

Farley! Jake! Sass. That Sass. Her and her crazy ideas. Zack.

Vancouver -

Becky Campbell. Idiot forget your words. Julia singing with her singing bear the h. Brayden le Claire. Kinda hot but cheapo! Lol like scatting the hell was that. Beh he's through!! Becky goes through. Some ugly woman who's come back for the 3rd year. And gets through. And a bunch of sucky people.

Suze. She's like Sas! She dresses awesome. She's through.

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Calgary.

Bree Carson - Um. Okay stop singing Ashlee Simpson. She's through.

Someone.

Brandon.

Jenn.

Raven. She's like goth. And singing Enya. She's through.

Some other girl got through.

Kim Savage is back and got through.

Break. Freedging tape.

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Saskatoon -

Some cheap people lol they all bark. And some girl who goes through.

Makeup time!! MARK LEVESQUE IS BACK!! I knew that.

Break.

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Lol that Ben.

Yukon - Some cheap people.

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Winnipeg.

Matt got through. Scotty. Wow some guy who is like all quiet and then freaks out. Lol his bro/friend is like an Allard. Um some grandma lol some grandson bubba. He got through. Don't DO THAT!!! I can't believe some loser just took an Amy Lee/Seether song and beat the crap out of it. SEE YOU IN HELL!! Some cheap people. Some guy who got through. Some weird prom guy who got through. Dave Moffatt and Barrett got through!!

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NO MARK LEVEQUE GOT SHAFTED AND I THINK DAVE MOFFATT DID TOO!! Don't be John stevens.

More auditions tomorrow.

AI4 Finale eekina I'm so nervous!! Ehlie's coming over in like 5!!

The Underwood love never stopped. I was just pissed at the song and I still am because she ruined it but I still love her but she never should have done that.

Eek they're all there!! Connie and Federov and everyone!! Singing some medley. Lol Anwar cut his hair I laughed so much when I saw his pic today. Um shut up Scott. Ewww Mikalah god she's horrible. Lindsey yay!! I missed her so much. Jessica! Beh in my room lol. Lol Vonzie hasn't been a while. Ew Nadia didn't miss her much she's ugly. Fedrov!1 No he cut his hair!! Lol I missed him so much and it's only been like 2 weeks. Beh surfer girl. Nikko!!!!! YES I LOVE YOU!!! Oh god I screamed his name so loud I even hurt myself!! "I get around" by Beach Boys. CONNIE!!!!!!! HE YODELLED OH MY GOD He's so cool lol he kissed the camera. "Good vibrations" um steal the CI2 Top 5 group medley much with both those songs!!

Lol please welcome Ryan Seacrest. Beh whoever those people are. Lol oh my god George when he heard Rascal Flatts he flipped and did a George thing like from last year!!

Ew Mik-Suck is the red carpet host. And people say Bo wins so she says they're saying herself no not funny and she does it with Kirstie Alley and Connie beb frick off from him!! Don't hug Carrie or Bo.

Yes we've missed Connie.

Story of AI4 eeekina! Everyone expected that dumbass. Began in Washington and St.Louis NEEKO!! Lol why the hell did I just spell it like that? Lol New Orleans, Vegas, Cleaveland, San Francisco, and Orlando. Lol that guy. And Paula freaks out. Mary Grober ew. What the hell lol hit the wall. I LOVE YOU LINDSEY!! That audition is awesome I have it on my comp. Yay Emily!! Lol Jacyln. Regina. John Zisa and Marlea! Lol that guy. Lol she doesn't make it and she flips out. Mik-suk. David Brown and Linds. Lol all the guys NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! And Sarah. Lol Bo. And Nikko and Jessic and Nadia!! Lol the voting change. YES MIK SUCK GOES HOME LOL!! Ewwwwwwww Anwar gay. Not hideous shut up Simon Anthony rocks!! Lol Scott sucked NOOOOOOO CONNIE!!! Vonzie. Bo. Carrie. Vonzie again. Now only Bo and Carrie. There's the journey so far.

Break. Bo and Carrie perform after the break. We'll see who wins by who sings the Idol song because someone can't sing it twice. Ehlie get here dumbass. Lol Mr. and Mrs. Smith. NIKKO SMITH!!! The heck that's like a doll. Lol penguins which I just called penquinas I'm retarded. QUICK, FLAMINGOS!!! That doesn't look right. Get here Ehlie you said 5-10 mins not 15!! And he has Tim Hortons Ice Cap lights. 1%bm. YES CI3 ON MONDAY!! Finally a show that isn't rigged and song-stealing and threatening and vote messing up. And song stealing. On the next E-TALK DAILY!! Sorry. You hear that, Cameo?! Or something like that. GET HERE EHLIE!! You'll like miss all crap.

Back. Bo's in his dressing room reading pink papers lol. He's going to Alabama into a fan place. Lol Hey guys. Lol he's like Donnie there's my paster what's up Donnie lol Ryan. Latoya Suckdon is there talking about Bo OH GOD SHE LIKED QUACKED!! Why is she wearing feathers and a crown she sucks. IT'S NOT BO BRICE YOU IDIOT!! Lol every day will be Bo Bice day. And it's like all southern go away Latoya I hate you lol Ryan has the same outfit. He's performing now. STOP SINGING VEHICLE!!! There are WAY better songs like "Remedy" and Free bm!! Need you!!! Some other stuff trying to sing along to a song I don't know lol. Well you want to be a movie star something about Hollywood!! ANYWHERE I WANT TO GO?! HOW ABOUT AUSTRALIA TO SEE GUY SEBASTIAN!! Sorry. Lol he liked twirled it. NEED YOU!! Sorry. He's my Vehicle. And he loves me. I feel like putting judges comments and a number now lol but I don't have to. BO BICE!!! I heard "You'll die your own day now". Oh you have your own day lol.

Break. Um that was so short!! Next we go to Carrie's dressing room. STAR WARS REVENGE OF THE SITH!!! HAVE TO SEE THAT WITH EHLIE AND MARY!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO!! STOP TYPING IN CAPS!! SHUT UP!! Lol Ehlie's not even here and I'm acting like this. WHY THE FUDGEBAG ISN'T SHE HERE IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES!! WHICH I PLAN TO BE I'D STILL BE A TRADESPERSON!! I DON'T CARE BRIEFCASE IS BETTER NOT TOOLS!! LOL TOLOS!! SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING BM HAVE TO SEE THAT TOO!! I FORGET WHO I AM AGAIN I HAVE TO ASK SARAH MAYBE TIBBY OR CARMEN I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LYDIA I JUST MADE THAT UP!! QUICK, FLAMINGOS!! I've already said that. GET HEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE!! EHLIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Lol WE ARE YOUNG PENGUINS WHAT IS THIS LIKE BRITISH SONG!!! Lol Telus home sitter. AND THEY LIKE FLAP!! Ewww what they like it? OH DOGS! SGOD!! A LITTLE MORE PUNCH IN THE CONCLUSION THE ESSENTIAL IS THERE!! ESSENTIALS MATH!! NOT EVEN A COURSE!!! BUT APPARENTLY IT IS SAYS ALLARD!! WHO THE H IS DIANA SALL OR WHATEVER!! EHLIE EHLIE EHLIE EHLIE GET HERE!!!

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Carrie!! Not reading pink papers but has crinked hair. We're back to Oklahoma!! Underwood love says Ryan don't copy me it didn't die but don't EVER sing it again or you die!! FROM CHEESE!! Marry me!! Says that person. Lol she was like mop! MATT ROGERS IS IN OKLAHOMA REPORTING LOL!! I loved Matty. Lol what Okies from Miskogie?! Kim Henry whoever that is. Don't hit on her Matt. They are so excited to have someone as talented and everything to rep Oklahoma. Lol will you get crazy with me. He's exactly the same. I KNEW IT!! RYAN AGREES HE SAYS STOP HITTING ON HER!! Carrie's singing IT again!! And she even did the run at the beginning! The newspapers got ahold of the truth last night and put it everywhere, they're gonna get in shit. Carrie, you're just ruining your own career stop it now!! There's no way you don't know by now. If you only knew what you were trying to outdo I think you'd stop. Don't smile at me you'll never make me like this. Why is she wearing that it's finale night not going out to the farm!! OMG EHLIEs HERE!!!

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Ehlie.

Back.

Randy talking. And clips of Paula and Simon like beating each other up and Paula yelling shut up and swearing lol.

Break. You're weird. YOU LOOK FUNNY!!

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Music video "Dreams" with flashbacks of all the Idols. Lol Rudy. And now Simon's dressing room. Ahhahaahha says Latoya WTF lol. Lol she's drunk. Lol they're all drunk. Lol Simon says I think you're drunk. So's the camera man. LOL THAT KID!! How old are you? Lol 9 southern. I SAID I DON'T USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!! AND THE KID COPIES HIM AND SIMON GETS ALL POED AND SAYS HE GETS IT AND ROLLS HIS EYES AND GETS PISSED! Lol back to Matt LOL GRANDPA CARL!! Lol the smallest fan puppy tiny puppy lol it must be scared of the noise. Lol the h is back Carrie.

Top 3 Emotions.

Regina Brooks oh she was cool. She cried. She sold her wedding ring.

Mark someone the hell!! He like breaks the wall.

Lol that woman. Having too much fun!! That guy was kind of cheap. STOP IT NOW!!!!

Break. Next the truth about Simon. "You said you wouldn't tell anyone". Lol.

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Um ew Leandra Jackson from the auditions singing the Nation Anthem. WHAT THE F SHE'S ACTUALLY THERE!! So is John Stevens and Jasmine in the audience!! The land of the parade what the hell!!

Beh show opening again.

Judges being officially introduced. I heard smile for aunty.

Bo and Carrie singing "Up where we belong". Lol they can't sing together. And then she leans on him. BO AND CARRIE!

Surprise for them!! They both get keys. And Carrie tries to steal them both and then drops hers lol. They both get like red mustangs and Carrie like flips out and bo says something and then hug each other and Bo's grandma is like YES!! And Carrie yells STAY AWAY MOM!! Lol.

Lol them both growing up.

And a profile of Carrie. Independence day like 3 times lol.

Now Bo profile. I hated his guts then lol. That was hot. Yes Hot.

Now them both talking.

Break. IDOLS COMING BACK EEEEK!!! 2134567899876 54that's what he was doing what do you THINK of that?!!
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Lol top 10 worst.

10. That Darren guy he's like a vampire and Paula like get scared.
9. Lol Derek Braxton Toni's cousin. Lol he was like a;skldfja;sldkjfasdf.
8, 7, 6, 5: Lol he had like 4 different voices. Lol Paula.
4. Robert Solomon lol the hell it's like Paul.
3. Bobby Maye? Beh.
2. Maurice Thomas. Lol she like spits. Lol that Brian McKnight dude.
1. Leroy Wells YES!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!

Ugh when Adam met Dirk Dirk is like retarded and fing ugly. Ew and he's like gay David Hasslehof lol. Ugh Adam bad personality idiot not good! And singing N*Sync!! EW THEY'RE THERE!! Lol David Hasslehof and he's like flipping out.

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Who the hell is that lol? Lol this is bad judgement. Beh Steve Edwards. Lol someone behind the scences is going out with Simon lol. Lol the h RANDY?! THE DAWGS WHAT?! AND PAULA!!

LOL CONNIE THE HELL?! And he like winks. Lol Paula's like crying and he was rejecting her. Lol Ryan feels empty. NO RANDY AGAIN!! Lol buy my CD. Lol his parents the lyrics and the song is awful lol it sucks. Lol he wants to take his own clothes off.

William Hung.

Yay finalists after the break!!

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Carrie - "Bless the broken road" she's singing with Rascal Flatts and she's like YES!!! Lol. Pat kept touching me. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwwweweweewewewewewe5 how is that ew becaisr 56 lol. how is that ew you know yo uwant it eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww HELL no. KENNY G sweet.

Anthony and Anwar are singing "I believe I can fly" Anwar had long hair again!! He's making Anthony look back. They're singing with Kenny G. Lol.

Connie and the girls are with some Kenny Wayne or something. "Walk this way" by Aerosmith lol. Ew not Nadia.

Scott with Nikko "On broadway". EEEEK NIKKO!! Rebecca and Pat sitting in a tree. George Benson scares me.

Now Vonzie and Billy Preston. That guy's annoying.

Linds and Mik with "Baby face". Ew Mik sucks. Lindsey's awesome she was my fave. Yeah stop doing that. Ew shut up Mik.

BO BICE WITH LYNRD SKYNRD!!

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Someone gets their own private jet!! Lol they don't care right now. Lol the heck is that guy.

The winner is.....................................................Carrie underwood lol. Lol she's like having a heart attack. Rawr John Stevens!! You better not release ABMH as a B-side or I won't buy your single!! But you can't do that anyway because you'll get in trouble and no one will buy that. Not inside me!! NO!!! LOL NO!!! That was awesome.

June 14th is Carrie's single release date buy it!!

CI3 Recaps next Monday!!

AI4 Top 2: Finale

Carrie's singing "Angels brought me here" by the way. I am SO pissed because they stole Guy's song, don't even mention it in the show, and are just stupid stealers who don't respect other people and are too cheap to get their own songs and I have less respect for Carrie for being okay with it.

SHUT UP RYAN!!! He's saying that they each have a favourite performance to sing and TWO ORIGINALS!! IT'S NOT AN ORIGINAL DUMB IDIOT!!"

Coin flip! Lol it fell in the vent.

Bo Bice "The long long road". That was awesome lol his glasses. All the judges like him except Simon says Chemistry Teacher and bad song.

Break.

Carrie - "Inside your heaven". She yodells. If she yodells Guy's song, I'll hate her. All the judges love her.

Break.

Bo Bice - "Vehicle". It was good. All the judges loved him.

Break.

Carrie - "Independence day". It was cool, she changed it up a bit. Randy and Paula loved it, Simon doesn't though.

Break.

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Bo Bice - "Inside your heaven". His was better. All the judges love it.

Break.

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Carrie Underwood - "Angels brought me here". It sucked. The could've at least changed the arrangement. Every part of it was the same except for the fact that she can't sing it.

Recap: Bo: 1-866-IDOLS-01, 03, 05
Carrie: 1-866-IDOLS-02, 04, 06

All the contestants were there including Jasmine and George and some kids which might be George's lol.

Tribute video showing auditions and top 24 and 12 and everything and Connie.

AI4 Special: World's worst

Lol that guy Atm. Lol Hardi Idol!! Lol Kazakstan. Lol Ken. Lol he's like a snake I hate Kuba. Lol that guy's like retarded. Blink. Lol I love that guy. Lol replace. The h is he doing. Lol I love that antique guy. Lol Nigel. Lol the hell is that guy like 50. And Peter lol. Lol he's like Irish.

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Lol the Mariah Carey girl. Jennifer Amero I remember her. Ken again. And that guy. Lol Jake!! Mark don't copy Simon's remark!! I hate these too. Lol he can't say her name right. Lol. Lol her family and Randall. Lol oops. Westlife. Lol he like cries and hucks something. That's not nice, people!! Lol Pete. That guy in Norway wearing a cloth. Jan Fredrik Karlsen. Lol the heck. Lol he looks like Alex h is he doing. Lol the Britney Spears guy. Lol that guy's cool I know him. Lol Paula's face. Lol singing sheep. The h. Lol that guy! Federov's more of a nerd than him.

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Lol what's happening. That guy's retarded. Oh no not that guy!! He's messed up!! Protect yourself I love that guy!! Lol they all dance. Lol the flag guy I love him!! Yeah enough of that guy. I think I know that guy. Lol him. Not him again!! Lol what? Lol please pass out. The King. Lol that guy. And that guy. And him. Lol. Scandanavia the h!! Kazakstan like some dang lol. What was THAT? Oh my god that guy I love him!! Like some old guy. Lol Kuba he's messed up. I know that guy he's cool. Remember him lol!! And he like talked it.

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Lol Gigi from Australia I remember her. Lol it takes like all year to finish. Lol Keith.

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Lol I love that guy from Germany! Lol he's like a horn. What is THAT? Lol and that guy's face. And this guy is like gold and scary?! Lol psycho. Oh my god he's like a stalker. Lol you think everyone's terrible. Lol you look crap. Well they're liars. Lol he's not lying. Lol he should have been like "I know where you live!!". Hey I love this Holland kid!! There's no beeping in that song!! Oh my god he's like a rat!!

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Ugh, when Kirk met Adam. Lol all the nerds in the world. The Derek is awesome. Lol the nerves suck in England. Lol the judge is like wheezing and crying. Um the guy has like one eyebrow. And he's still crying lol. OH MY GOD HE'S A RAT!!!! Lol and other nerds. Um this guy isn't the nerd of all nerds!!

End of show!!

AI4 Top 3 Results: Omg so scared for Bo and Carrie!!

They and the audience got to go to Star Wars!! They suck!!

Vonzell went back home in Ft.Myers. The heck Vonzie don't scream. Lol former co-workers at the Post Office. Centennial park fans. She got a Key Lol. Lol a Vonz cake. Awww she's like all sad to leave. Now she's singing "Chain of fools".

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Ford video..."One way or another". They're running away from Paparazzi.

Bo goes back to Alabama. Lynard Skynard and friend lol they all look so freakish together. Lol he's like bouncing. Bo gets a key to Helena. Lol he's like gonna cry. And now he's rocking out with those guys. And now he's singing "In a dream" again by himself. Lol he's like scary.

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Carrie went home to Oklahoma. Don't copy me by never being on a plane!! Lol her number one fan. Lol who's grandpa!! Like her wagon coach lol. Lol she like yodelled the anthem. It's Carrie Underwood day!! And has a Key. And is in the Oklahoma music hall of fame. Lol her animals. And now she's singing "Crying".

Break. That Scott Myers. Him and his crazy ideas.

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Carrie steps forward. Bo steps forward. Vonz steps forward. Vonzell is out. Now her journey.

Now they'll all singing together.

AI4 Top 3: Judges choice

Vonzell - Clive Davis picked "I'll never love this way again" for her. It was kind of loud and long. Clive said she hit all the notes. Randy says hard song to sing and pitchy. Paula agrees but says she nailed it. Simon says she can do better. 1-886-IDOL-01.

Bo - Clive picked "Don't let the sun go down on me". He has different sunglasses on this time!! Clive loved it and said he made Elton and Burnie proud or something. Randys says once again that he's in the dawg pound. HE KNOWS!! That's what Paula says and Randy says that now he's FOREVER in the dawg pound. Simon says great and he prefers him doing this to the rock thing and he'll see him next week. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Carrie - Clive picked "Crying" by Roy Os. Anne-Marie of CI2 top 100 sang this for her audition in Montreal!! Sorry. Clive said she did it in her own way. Randy says that he thinks they have a real competition going on tonight and it was hot. Paula says it was subdued. Simon says that she sang it well but not sure about last night and a bit wooden and something about voting. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Vonzell - "Chain of fools". This was her audition song!! Clive says she did it well. Randy says he had a good time one of the best vocals ever sung on this show great song for her could do all the runs made it her own! Paula says this song has been performed by many hopefull idols all throughout each seasons but nobody has nailed it as much as Vonzell has. Simon says she has the likability factor. 1-866-IDOLS-04

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Bo Bice - "In a dream". He's singing without the band. Like with no music at all! Wow. He's great. Clive said he pulled it off and that he'll win. Randy says that it was like his audition and it was unbelievable. Paula says he is a gift and that he'll go to World Idol. Simon said he mave have just put 34 musicians out of work lol. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Carrie Underwood - "Making love out of nothing at all". She was awesome. I forgot the show was on for a sec. Clive said it was awesome. Randys said she can sing. 1-866-IDOL-06.

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Judge's choice:

Vonzel - Simon picked "On the radio" by Donna Summers. Omg her shirt is like all pink and sparkly!! Clive said it was good. Randy says he enjoyed it. Paula seconds it. Simon says he echoes every word of Clive Davis. He said more than 3 words? Sorry, he's hard to understand. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Bo - Paula picked "Can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones. HE'S WEARING ORANGE!! You don't WEAR orange!! He's having fun!! Clive said he nailed it. And Randy said he was at a Bo concert. Yeah. Paula says something about one more week for free and then they'll have to pay. Simon says it's just light fluff. Simon's so mean!! We know he's joking. 1-866-IDOLS-02

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Carrie - Randy hocse "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. Lol this is gonna be hot. She was great and she had fun. Clive loved it and so did Randy and Paula. Simon said the first part of the song didn't sound like her and she was probably uncomfertable and something about the finale. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Vote for Bo and Carrie!!

AI4 Top 4 Results: Ewwww Ehlie's coming over...

Bo looks mad. Who did they vote for? I hear Bo! Judges. Recap of last night's show. Lol Bo's grandma. Eeek Carrie! Lol Bo's grandma!! Lol Anthony and Bo and poor Vonzie!! Anthony has soul!! Lol blatant promotion.

Group songs with "Islands in the street". Lol CI top 100 song. Lol Anthony and Carrie. Oooh holding hands!!

Break. Where the hell is Ehlie? Ew here she is. Ehlie is the coolest, she is the bestest ever.

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Lol ford video "Ready to go". Lol Anthony's a homie and Bo is like an alien. And now they all go on a roller coaster and become Aliens and Anthony's like "You look FUNNY" to Vonzie what a retard.

Vonzie's audition.

Anthony's audition yo!!

Break.

larssss kingdom of orlando mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Carrie's audition. omg

Bo Bice never before seen audition~~.......... he sounds like Chad Kroger. That was hot. That was the boiling point.

Break.

COACH TICKET?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Backles

Bo Bice is safe. Carrie's also safe and she's like heeehehheeee!! 13456780

Oh no Anthony is gone!! Carrie's like having a heart attack and says she loves him and is like dying.

Go Carrie!!

AI4 Top 4: Country and the sounds of Philidelphia!! Beh.

Don't be so mean about Scotti the Botti! Lol they're all cheering cuz he's gone. Yup, cheer for Paula! Lol imagine Corey's in the audience and he's like WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Carrie Underwood - Lol her sisters look just like her. "Sin wagon" Amy sang this on Country week last year on March 23!! Sorry. They had to change the lyrics for Amy because it was kind of wrong. and they didn't for Carrie beh!! Lol it's like a rodeo show. Randy says she knows who she is and she's ready and he'll get her record. I will buy your CD!! Lol Elias el Rhabini on December 25th. Sorry. Paula says she agrees. Simon also agrees. Ryan babbles about whether she wants to win or not. 1-866-IDOLS-01

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Bo Bice - Beh something by Travis Trip or something. Randy says not an exciting song. Oh my god he's like eheh. Paula says pick better songs. Simon says very boring and very lazy uninspiring performance and it looked almost as if he was doing a jam in a local club. Oh my god he's like BOBOBOBOBO It wasn't great!! 1-866-IDOLS-02

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Some former Idols are here! Jazzy and Mik-suck Gor-suck!

Vonzell doing some Trisha Yearwood or something! Um this is Leanne Rimes you retard "How do I live without you". Oh my god she just like screwed up the words way to go Vonzie!! Randy said the song was too slow. Paula says how are you. She says she's had a rough day and seeing her dad chunks her up. Oh wait, chokes her up lol whoops. Simon says that it was tough and he'll just leave it there because she's starting to cry. Awwww poor Vonzie! And now she's totally lost it. She's crying because she screwed up, not because of her dad! This is exactly what Jasmine did last year in Top 4 when she messed up and everyone voted for her!! Lol. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Anthony Federov - YES HIS PARENTS!!! His mom is like all babbling about how he's their baby and everything I wanted his dad to talk I love that guy!! "I'm already there" by Lonestar. Um you can't do that! But yes he can. This is the best song ever. Lol he's like trying to be a cowboy. Randy says it was good. Paula agrees. Simon says a bit cynical and gooey and Paula helps with syrupy. Lol no swim club competition and Anthony like pretends to take off his jacket RAWR I THINK SO!!! Sorry. And he says Thank You Ryan back! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Back. With the sounds of Philidelphia?

Carrie Underwood - Misses her sisters Shaina and Stephanie and now she's crying. "If you don't know me by now" it was really good I thought you weren't allowed to dress that casual performing? All the judges hated it. And she's like "Okay then!" and walks away lol. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Bo Bice - "For the love of money" Lol his glasses. The audience won't shut up so Randy can't talk!! Lol his grandma. All the judges say it was awesome. 1-866-IDOLS-02

The Vonz - Misses her parents. "Don't leave me this way". Lol the Vonz. All the judges loved her. Eeek John Stevens is there way to not introduce him!! Oh probably because he ditched their record company. Ew disgusting Latoya's there too. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Anthony Federov - "If you don't know me by now" He talks to his parents YES!! Lol I'm living it and you're not!! Isn't what he said but whatever. Randy said good. Paula said something YOU EMAILED IT!! Oh wait mailed it whoops. Simon says better arrangement to the band but Anthony has no soul. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Recap!! Vote for Carrie and Anthony!!

AI4 Top 5 Results: Ehlie's here oh no!!

Tar heels Bo! K then.

Recap of last night. Carrie! Lol Bo's the captain of the dawg pound. Vonzie! Stop bragging Scott.

"Bridge over trouble waters" with all of them. Sarah get up off the seat! K that's gross. Lol Bo.

Beh they're all giving flowers to Paula everyone says she's leaving I hope it's true!!

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Ford Commercial beh Rudy that was messed up!

Anthony can have a seat on the couch. Vonzel staying where she is. Scottie has a seat on the couch too. Doesn't mean you're safe fatso!! That was uncalled for, Rebecca. Bo stays where he is too. Carrie stays too. They're the top 3. Anthony and Scott are bottom 2.

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Scott makes me throw up in my mouth. xoxo Tina

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NOnnoo not recording bad! Oh brain cells. Scott's singing "Everytime you go away". ooohh burn. Anthony is singing "Incomplete". I love BSB!!

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Kevin is hot. Paul is hot. HAahah you'll never know. no they aren't. I'll know. OC yay!

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And the person going home is Scott!!!! yay!!! I'd like to thank all the Americans for not voting for him. DON'T TOUCH ANTHONY!!

Journey!

AI4 Top: Liber and Stoller and Top 40 from this week.

Idol theme revealing.

"Poison ivy" by the Coasters. This song is hing retarded. Um why are his glasses back on he looks like Jonathan again! Randy says not amazing. Paula says props on having fun but she looks forward to his next song. Simon says he's lucky he's doing two songs because it sucked. Lol Ryan said why are you wearing your glasses and Anthony goes "My contacts expired and I didn't want to break my neck jumping around so I just put them back on". What, they're too cheap to give him more contacts? But that was the best line ever "My contacts expired"!! Lol!! 1-866-IDOLS-01

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Scotti the Botti - "On broadway". Connie sang this like two weeks ago stupid! Randy said some pitch problems. Paula says she's never heard another rendition of that song besides George Benson. Um. She's on something. Simon said despite a few pitch problems his best. 1-866-IDOL-02.

Vonz - "Treat me nice". Another stupid song! Lol how retarded but she was good. Randy says it was one of the best vocals out of the songs he doesn't know. Randy said "I don't even barely know that song". Lol Simon coughs. Paula says something about broadway. Simon said some parts were really good but overall a mess. 1-866-IDOL-03

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Bo Bice - "Stand by me". He's really good but I missed most of it because I was telling my mom about how Jordan Allard looked fat today. Randy says he knows who he is and what kind of records he should make. Paula says something about colouring it Bo. Simon says something really short and everyone cheered I can't tell because my sister walked in the door. 1-866-IDOL-04.

Carrie Underwood - "Trouble" by Elvis. Yay she's rocking again! Um she kicked down the mic stand I hope that hit someone! Randy said it was awesome and Paula said her favourite performance by Carrie. Simon says she's giving her fans what she wants. 1-866-IDOLS-05

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Curren theme now Top 40 from this week:

Anthony Federov - "Incomplete" by Backstreet Boys HAHAHAH YES!!! I haven't heard this song yet but I want to when I heard he was gonna sing this I was like HAHAHAH YES!! Randy is dumb. Paula and Simon loved him. 1-866-IDOL-01.

Scott Savol - "Everytime you go away". Lol my homies. Randy says it was good. Paula said the best peformance of him. Simon says more flat than in tune. He's gonna take you out, Simon!! Ryan says Scott what are you doing tomorrow night and he said "Start thinking of what I'm gonna sing next week". 1-866-IDOL-02.

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Vonzell Solomon - "when you tell me that you love me". That was AWESOME. Randy loved it. Paula did too and she has no memory. Simon's stupid. 1-866-IDOL-03

Bo Bice - "Heaven" by Los Lonely Boys YES I LOVE THIS SONG!! Lol he translated the bridge into English!! All the judges loved him. 1-866-IDOL-04

Carrie Underwood - "Bless the broken road". It was awesome she's great. The judges all loved it but Simon said she was a robot shut up! 1-866-IDOL-05

Recap!! Vote for Vonzell and Carrie and Bo and Anthony!!

AI4 Top 6: 2000-2005 songs:

Anthony was doing WHAT in Pennsylvania? It stays there. Beh. And everyone laughs at him. Ew? Bo Bice you were in a rehab center not doing some band thing.

Carrie Underwood - Um you used that clip in your auditions!! "Even god and women get the blues" or something. The fiddle is too loud. Beh what a freakish song. But it was good. Randy wasn't feeling it. Paula says blahbhehhbleia;sdfisjefasdf. Lol Simon. He says that the people who like her will love what she did. Stop dusting the TV, mom I'm trying to watch! 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Bo Bice - Ooooh he has a girlfriend!! And parents!! And bandmates!! "I don't wanna be". GAVIN DeGRAW!!! Randy liked it and Paula said he picked the perfect song. And Simon says it was good except don't wear the Lenny Kravitz sunglasses because they went out in 19something and not a good look. GAVIN DeGRAW!!! I hate him. Bo is like so scruffy only not hot scruffy like Allardina! 1-866-IDOLS-02.

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Vonzell Solomon - Beh her brothers are retarded. "I turn to you" by Christina Aguilera. That was AWESOME. Randy said it was a hard song. Paula said she's always good. Simon said because it's loud in there it might not be as good as Paula thought but Randy says it was better. Vonzell apparently doesn't talk on Tuesdays to save her voice so she needs to write stuff down and post-it notes everywhere and something Hi Vonzell how are you beh Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-03

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Anthony Federov - Lol his singing when he was like 5 on a tape!! Lol his russian parents like Vladimir and someone and he paid no attention in school. "I surrender" by Celine Dion. Beh. He was really loud and good. Randy and Paula liked it. Simon said he's brave. And he said he hated it but appealed to the people who vote for him and he nailed it. Beh. DON'T CALL HIM FEDEROV RYAN!! That's what I call him and I'm the only one who does!! Lol he goes to the gym twice a day rawr. Look at those arms okay I will Ryan!! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Constantine Maroulis - His scary brother Athan!! People made fun of his name. Lol his mom's name is Constance. Um where is his dad!! He wants to win!! Too bad he didn't. It was awesome. Randy says he was in a bar. Paula says not a great song but still awesome. Simon said when he left his band it was like starwars "Welcome to the dark side". Beh. 1-866-IDOL-05.

Scott Savol - Beh his parents his dad doesn't even like him anyway. And his kid!! Beh his dad is like dumb and looking around! "Dance with my father" by Luther Vandross. Um you can't sing this holy crap no!! This isn't the kind of song other people can sing. All the judges hated it and Sion said pack your suitcase. That probably made people vote for him. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Recap!!

FUCK YOU SARAH. YOU FRIGGIN MADE IT CLOSE AND THERE WERE ALL THE TOTWS AND ERA AND EVERYTHING PLEASE GO FUCKING DIE. IT WAS THE POPCORNS FAULT NOT MINE. I DROPPED IT. YOU'RE FUCKED REBECCA. UM I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LIKE SPAZZED BECAUSE OF THE SONG. SWEET NO FRUIT ADDED. NO REBECCA!! LOL YOU'RE DROOLING WATER. AHAHA I'M CHJOCKING I'M JACKIONG OFF. EW REBECCA, EW. UM I'M NOT EW YOU SPAT. THESE ARE THE TOTW'S:

"HE LOOKS LIKE A STREET PERSON! LIKE, SCUZZY!"
"DAVEGREENA!"
"BANANA CAKE!"
"YAH, UR SAYIN' I NEED TOOTHPASTE OR SUMTHIN'"
"SARAH! YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A CAMPSITE!"
"NOT ALL REASONS HAVE TO BE REASONABLE"
"UNLOVED BY AL? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"THAT HOMER JUST BURNS MY WAFFLES!"
"OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PUPPIES!'
"WHAT THE H-E-C-K!"
"WHAT HEAD?"
"YOU JUST LIKE, CACKLED! AND QUACKED!"
"WHO THE HELL NEEDS GLUE?"
"WHO DIED AND MADE ME KING OF RECORDING THE OC?"
"CHIMPS IN MY FAMILY!'
"YOU LAUGH LIKE A SQUIRRELL WOULD IF IT COULD LAUGH"
"THAT'S WHY I GO TO GRANDPA'S!"
"YEAH, THAT'LL LOOK GOOD ON THE NOTICE BOARD!'
"I SAID PRIDE, NOT FUCKED UP EAGERNESS!"
"PASTORAL"
"BORN TO BE BILL GATES"
"FUCKA BILL GATES"
"FUCK A JEW"
"I GOT ASS KICKED, YO!"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE TEDDY FEET?"
"YOU ARE NOW ONE STEP CLOSER TO SILLINESS"
"DUMBART"
"MOVIDA"
"FLIRTING AND RUBBING BUDDIES"
"WHAT'S SOCIAL STUDIES?"
"WHO'S SCOTT SHOVEL?"
"GREAT UNCLE TED!"
"GAY PEOPLE IN HUNGARY"
"CAN'T YOU MIND TAKING THE DOOR?"
"YOU'RE A BENCH"
"BITE THE WAX TADPOLE"
"THE BLACK POND SPAT IT OUT"
"MORTARD"
"WHO THE HELL'S CECIL? MY NAME'S BRIAN!"
"WHO THE HELL'S KATHY?"
"SUCKS YOUR AUNTIE"
"SUCKS TO YOUR ASTHMA"
"DAVELINA, YOU ARE A HERO WITHOUT PEER"
"JPL GOT KICKED OUT FOR NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE HE FUCKED"
"NANCY PORTER'
"SMOKING ANTS"
"THE HELL TO BO BICE!"
"CONSTANTLY ANNOYING!"
"I LOVE MY CLICKY PEN!"
"ROUND BALL TOPIC SOMETHING KIBBLE"
"STOVEOLOGY"
"STOVEONTOLOGISTS"
"A BUNCH OF BLIND KIDS SITTING ON THE SIDEWALK"
"USING PEOPLE AS MATRESSES! THAT SOUNDS FUN! SQUISH!"
"MATURE CHEDDAR...IS THAT SOME KIND OF CRUDE INUENDO?"
"CALVIN PORTER'
"CHEAP LADDER"
"RAMBO TALKING KID LAUGHING"
"I HOPE THE BLACK GUY GETS IT'
"AND KENNY SAID 'JORDAN, WHILE YOU WAIT'"
"IT'S A GAME OF SOLITAIRE?"
"IT'S ONLY A PENNY BUT IT'S WORTH GOING DOWN FOR"
"DO I THINK BEFORE I BITE?"
"BARBER STYLE, OH OH OH"
"A LITTLE HARD, EH?"
"ARE YOU HAVING SALMON EGGS TOMORROW?"
"TWO MOUSES TALKING ABOUT COMPUTERS!"
"HE WAS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE NIGHT ANYWAYS"
"WHEN WE GET OUT OF THE BUSHES"
"SANDY'S NOT GOING TO WALES?"
"GENITAL CERTIFICATES"
"LEMONY SPRITZ"
"IT FEELS LIKE MY HAND IS IN HIS!'
"CHANEL SOU IS A MUSICAL GENIUS"
"CARRIE IS MATTUS FROM STATUS"
"SEX IN THE HOCKEY BATHROOM"
"YOU'RE HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE ON CRACK!"
"BECANJUSE!"
"I'm not impressed easily....WOW A BLUE CAR!!"
"Le grill?! What HELL is that?"
"Shut up, Mr. Shut...up...head"
"It was quite funny"
"We laughed for hours"
"We can't get a room"
"Found it! Oh no wait wait...FOUND IT!! Wait...if I found it now, then what the HELL was that?"
"What'd you get?"
"LENNY!!!!"
"Crazy for Jewish"
"By what-ing another guy?"
"I'm a giant eraser"
"October 35th"
"Judy"
"Venir"
"You do the bike"
"Diet purple nugget"
"Rittards with no one to come and drown us"
"The extra season of sweet family BM"
"The bus dude, if you stand up you can lick it better"
"Tramp"
"Quand aime"
"People get dirty"
"Sunny dee da"
"Jockamaya"
"That's not neccesary"
"You got stuck and they had to cut the desk off"
"Bert with Skoot"
"Stupid stupid stupid"
"Cousins with benefits"
"Pound away"
"The health inspector would shut them down"
"I'm not a constant study nerd with no friends"
"Bald little whiny"
"It's like BC Ferries over there"
"Raise your one eyebrow"
"Allard in training"
"I am SO...HIGH"
"She's dumber than a canary"
"Jockamocka"
"Whorndog"
"Because you touch yourself at night"
"You indirectly just called yourself a guy"
"Use the force to conjugate yourself"
"How am I supposed to eat both of you?"
"Banana tally"
"Get off my case, buzzard face"
"Benjamin Nushmut"
"I'm part of the Elvish Speakers community! It's my MSN group!"
"Haha...half-life"
"That's so retarded! I want to do that!"
"That man is kissing another man"
"Haha, holiday"
"We could SO gothify you"
"Traditional Icebox"
"Gothic Clan of Evil"
"Is he like modelling a picture of jesus?"
"Gun-throwers welcome at Country Grocer"
"What's a bathroom?"
"Mugworm Griblick"
"Get lost, Jack Frost"
"Dig a hole, milly mole"
"Go to jail, garbage pail"
"Faul and Pinnie"
"You'd look good as a bunny"
"You're like a pissed off jack-in-the-box"
"Dear Dracula"
"Brad est wicked dans le sack"
"My mom doesn't care, who's your boyfriend?"
"Shut up, Casey sees me!"
"Pizza tree"
"I got fucked 5 times today"
"You're not eating"
"Sarah has no butt there"
"Well I'm NOT you"
"Mickey Rooney"
"Is he like, a giant penis?"
"Let's go get some"
"Nyphomaniac"
"He looks like a bloody cheshire cat"
"A ball of flaming energy that never stops flaming...like Flamer!"
"Why are you still alive? I ate you, mother fucker!"
"DAN!"
"Good, cuz you're not getting any!"
"Fuckstar"
"In the pants"
"I like it roasted"
"That was a GOOD party...and the DRUGS!"
"Don't f-ing touch me Grampa, Nana is a cheating whore!"
"Midgets in my head"
"I can shoot ice out of my giners"
"I left my wallet in El Segundo, now I gotta go get it"
"Je suis un orange"
"So, orange, we meet again!"
"I cannot live without my lemon"
"Sarah's balls are leaking"
"Walk through the door, not THROUGH the door!"
"Muckwat, is that you? Meow!"
"Effety ff"
"Piss off"
"I'm the pillow master!"
"Hardcore fun"
"PJ Gagne looks just like you!"
"Flamer est le master de mon sack!"
"Penis enlargement"
"Living in a bumhole"
"I have no life but I'll do it later"
"Go down!"
"Have fun with that ;)"
"Baby muck's cool"
"Mugly"
"You don't understand bi?"
"Wheelchairs in Spain"
"I'm getting my picture taken with Vanna"
"It's rude to eat at the dinner table"
"Fiungers"
"I need to ask him why he has such small balls"
"You look like you killed a polar bear"
"Jewish food & drink"
"UMFG"
"Who could EVER forget a baby muck?"
"Feel how hard it is"
"Camerican"
"We're robbers"
"VCR"
"Polar bear got a mind of its own?"
"Miss Awkward"
"People are disgusting, they have organs!"
"Evaneket"
"Shittymore"
"The perfect weed"
"She's SO ugly it's disgusting"
"You know you want to"
"You better run"
"The librarian lady"
"He's turning 1"
"Haha, weed"
"Poor fake polar bear"
"He's outside in your mailbox"
"I GOT MINE!!"
"They crispified the lounge"
"What the bloody blood"
"We eat food and it comes out our fanny"
"Oh, danm of a shit"
"We could French"
"Colin always has his hot on"
"I can just see my brother's testicles being maimed"
"It tastes like babies!"
"You did it with Allard!"
"Danmation in all of the holy crap"
"They're more like sausages"
"What's Green Day?"
"Get off the drugs"
"Does that mean I shouldn't have bought you toast?"
"Dorkface"
"He got stuck in the Titanic"
"Jonathan won't do your mom"
"I don't get it...there's 6!"
"What's with the madness?"
"EVERYONE cares about Will Boyd!"
"Who's Holly?"
"He looks like a pear"
"Sour scream and onion"
"Come in, we're open"
"I want to be a fruit seller in more ways than one"
"In brackets a plumber"
"There's a cosmogirl in that car"
"The quadraplegic song"
"Guy who lost his wife"
"Cuz I vant to lol"
"I like EASTER"
"She's on helium"
"Stick it up your ass, Tom!"
"Crash Bandicoot sucks"
"Go wear an ugly suit"
"Bobette"
"Porpington"
"My stomache hurts like a bunch of pancakes"
"Strange estranged uncle"
"Want to have a baby?"
"Take that and shove it up your storage box"
"Kody and Enrico were about to"
"It hit me in the eye like a pizza pie"
"Strange a strange uncle"

WOW THAT TOOK FOREVER LIKE 80 OF THEM.

WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. WHEN THAT HAPPENS FATE DOES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. I WAS NEVER REALLY THAT LOYAL SO I WAS BEING TAUGHT A LESSON WITH THIS UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT I WAS DOING WAS WRONG...AND NOW THAT I'VE REALIZED THIS SHE'S TAKEN AWAY THE OBJECTIVE FROM HIS LIFE, WHICH ONLY LEAVES HIM WITH THIS. IF HE WAS MEANT TO BE THIS WAY IT WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT IN HIS FAVOUR BUT IT DIDN'T. IT'S US THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

AND NOW I'M GOING TO BED WITH SARAH. EW GROSS NO NOT LIKE THAT. SHUT UP ABOUT BANJOS THEY ARE GAY. DOWNLOAD ERA IT'S AWESOME. ALL I HEARD WAS SOMETHING BASKIN ROBINS AND THEN VAMPIRES ARE GOOD LIKE DONKEYS. VAMPIRES AREN'T EVIL DON'T THROW FRICKEN BLANKETS AT ME INTERPOL LOL THE PUPPET. HAHA IT WILL LIKE GROPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. LIKE STPEH GROPED KEVIN BUT SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO. WHAT DID YOU THINK IT SAID. NOTHING. TELL ME. NOTHING. BITCH. TWITCH. WITH AN ITCH!! WITCH CAPITOL OF ARIZONA!! K FACE TO YOU THEN. CIRCLE K IS AWESOME SO JOINING THAT!! OH WAIT CRAP I CAN'T THAT'S IN UVIC. THAT'S SO IMMATURE LIKE PUSH NUMBERS WOW I'M UMBAH!!

AI4 Top 7 results: 70's:

Group song!! Beh calm down Connie and Federov!! Federov's shirt says "You gotta live like a rock star". Beh. I'm sure you do!!

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Ford commercial! Beh this is like a rip-off of the muppet one but this one is like all retarded now Carrie throws her food at Connie. Beh.

Results: They're making two groups and one is the bottom 3 and the other is safe.

Vonzell, Carrie, and Connnie are in the first group. Anthony, Scott, and Anwar are in the second. Bo is left on the couch and Ryan tells him he's safe. Now he has to go join the group which he thinks is safe. That's exactly what they did to George Huff on the Top 7 Results of Barry Manilow on April 21st!! Sorry. And Bo goes and stands in the middle lol. George actually took a group (the one with Jen H, Latoya L, and Fantasia in it and they were the bottom 3, that was when Hudson left that was stupid).

The first group is safe. So the bottom 3 is Anthony, Scott, and Anwar.

Ryan tells Anthony and Scott to step forward and go around Anwar back to the couches, which means Anwar is out. YES!!! About time too.

A clip of his loser journey. God, you could tell right from his audition by what he was wearing and he was all Will Young with his shockedness!! And now he sings his loser song again. Except it's a really good song and would have sounded good if anyone else had sang it. Court-beb!!

"I remember, the 20 night of April, I left American Idol, everyone cheered and had a party..." sorry those aren't the words it's just a song I made up while he was singing it...it's my remake. Do you love it? I think you do. I'm weird. I'm also uberly tired because I was out like all day with Hannah and Gavin and Martha and Bubs up some mountain thing, so I'm going to bed now. Tomorrow's my casual wear day, yay! I've started wearing skirts all the time and I made Thursday my casual day. It's also ice cream run in PE, crap. I hate those I can't do anything. Um yeah bleep test whatever the h that is but he's apparently not in shape! What? I have no idea. I do not say that all the time, Alex, shut up!!

Fridge my computer's messing up please don't close this please don't close this please don't close this THANK YOU!! Um no I don't want to save this in favourites the h did that come from?

AI4 Top 7: 70's dance music.

Yeah, no one cares about Nadia leaving. Ryan breaking the theme news to the contestants. Lol Connie let's "boogie". What is with those band players.

Constantine Maroulis - "Nights on broadway". Lol he's dancing and he looks like an Allard. Okay that's gross, the makeup artists need to get away from him. I don't care if it's the 70's look it's nasty. Lol his dad and what is THAT? Randy says yo man good choice and he still doesn't really feel it and Connie's a vegas performer or something. Paula says everything is oh my god. Um she said pock. Lol his dad again. Simon says something about a waiter in a Spanish restaurant peforming or something. Yeah. Ryan says is Connie your man. He's MY man!! Sorry. Lol he's the older brother. 1-866-IDOL-01.

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Carrie Underwood - "McArthur park" what stupid song I hate Donna Summer! Randy and Paula like it. Lol barbie meets Stepford wives that's what he said Carrie looks like. Ryan says work on yourself first. Beh. 1-866-IDOL-02

Scott Savol - "Everlasting love". Yeah, why I threw the phone no one really knows. I REALLY doubt he sang that, mom. All the judges like him and Simon said he doesn't dance and Scott's boring or something. 1-866-IDOL-03

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Anthony Federov - "Don't take away the music". He's going to shake WHAT? Um I don't want to know. Lol he's dancing. He's like all oh I'm Federov. And it's EROV!! All the judges like him except Simon says he's insipid. Yeah. Whatever that means. Um ew WHAT did Ryan just tell Anthony to do? 1-866-IDOL-04.

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Vonzell Solomon - "I'm every woman". She keeps singing Trenyce's songs. She was good. Randy says she worked it out. Paula says she loves Vonzell and she thinks it was the best peformance tonight. Simon says she's not that good but her personality makes up fori t. 1-866-IDOLS-05

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Anwar Robinson - "September". Oh god stop dancing ew gross tank top stop dancing don't need to see this ew ew ew stop I'm not going to stop till he goes away ew god gross stop. Can't sing this song. This would be a good song for Court-beb to sing. Um. That's Courtney Murphy. Ew he's like jumping a certain way on purpose ew ew ew go away. All the judges like him except Simon who says only the last note was good .1-866-IDOLS-06.

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Um what is with this retarded advert for Coke with lime? Beh.

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Bo Bice - "Vehicle". Lol Bo. Randy says he loves it. Paula says he's just proven competition is back on. Beh. Simon says it's the only good performance of Bo's in 7 weeks. Not true!! 1-866-IDOL-07.

Recap. Vote for Constantine Carrie and Bo!! And Federov! And maybe Vonzie too! Basically everyone but Anwar.

Whoops, I forgot to press post and now it's like 9:51. I'm a dumb shit.

AI4 Top 8: The year you were born

SHUT UP ABOUT NIKKO!!! Was it sssttt? I don't know! Lol Ryan burned Randy. Clip of Ryan telling them the theme. Stop peeking Anwar! Lol Connie's baby pic!! And Vonzell. Lol and Carrie. Lol they should have showed Federov's he was like wearing tights in Russia.

Nadia Turner - "When I dream". She was an ugly kid. And she also looks the same every week. God what is with her ugly face? Like she always makes this stupid faces and she thinks she's cool. Um what is she wearing. Randy didn't love it. Beh Paula's shirt. She didn't like the song. Simon said Paula's struggling. He says Nadia's the equivelant of musical wallpaper and she's going home. 1-866-IDOL-01.

Break. Anwar and Bo after the break.

Back. Beh what are they doing to Ryan Paula that's like what Sean Grattan did to me.

Bo Bice - "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard. Wow. Um. Considering I'm at the deciding point of loving or hating Bo Bice, the way I feel about this is going to decide. I don't know. If I hate it, I'll hate it SO much and never go back to liking him again. If I love it, I'll love it SO much and never go back to hating him again. I'll decide when they show the recap. Randy loved it. Paula says see you at the finals. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Anwar Robinson - "I'll never love this way again" by Dionne Warwick. ANOTHER girl song? You know, Anwar, I think everyone basically already knows it. But just in case they don't, you just have to keep proving it don't you? His shirt is too open. Oh GOD Anwar you did NOT need to do that that was just WRONG. He jumped around but did it in a certain way that made his shirt go down. He SO did that on purpose. Ew. This is not your personal dating show, Anwar, even though that's probably why you're even on it. He was okay, Jasmine was better though. Randy says props and he thinks he's the best. Paula says something tone openess consistently great. Simon says one of his better performances for a while. 1-866-IDOL-03

Anthony Federov - What's on his head!! His brother is hot. He's 7 years older than him. "Everytime you go away" by Paul Young. Lol his brother. Billy Klippert sang this in the top 3 of CI1. Randy liked it. Paula's proud of him. Simon says very good. We don't need a repeat of last week's comments, Randy. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Break.

Back.

Vonzell Solomon - "Let's hear it for the boys" by Denise Williams. This is Carmen's song from the AI2 tour. Her and Paula are like wearing the same shirt. This is a cool song. It used to be my song for Jonathan. Well, it never was but it would have been a good song to be. She was good. Randy liked it. So did Paula. Simon said Nadia's going home instead of her. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Scott Savol - Says he's the real rocker in the competition. And he rocked out on pasta. Oh wait, that's just what I heard. "She's gone" by Hall & Oats, who are in the audience and like freaking out with the song. He was okay. He was good at the last part and the chorus but flat at the verse because he can't sing that low. Randy says one of the true dawg pound member and Scott starts like barking!! What's happening!! Paula says something about H&O. Simon said there were more bumnotes than there were good notes. And Paula says something. And Simon says it wasn't very good. And Scott said many people didn't have the nerve to do that so he won. Or something. And H&O stood up. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Break.

Back. Carrie next.

Carrie Underwood - "Love is a battlefield" by Pat someone. Oh my god she's Carmen. She looks just like her. And keeps yodelling. And sounds like her. God she's her. She's wearing a black tanktop thing that ties back and jeans it was awesome. Randy didn't like it much. And Paula did. And Simon says it's a bit like watching a kitten that wants to be a tiger. And Randy says he finally speaks the truth. Shut up!! 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break. Connie next.

Back.

Constantine Maroulis - "Boheimian Rasphody" by Queen. Oh god. What is he wearing on his head in that clip beh!! His mic is like being all crappy and making him sound bad when he doesn't. Lol he's like rocking it's awesome. He missed out a part I really wanted him to sing but it's all good. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Recap!! The TV signal is like all messing up. Vote for Carrie, Constantine, Anthony, Vonzell, and Bo!!

AI4 Top 9 Results:

32.8 million votes last night.

Recap of last night's crappy show. Jonathan says Carrie's awesome but he hates the song. And he loves Nikko. And he only heard the last of Constantine. And he said the black girl was really really nice. I think he meant Vonzell.

Ewwww, Fantasia's on...oh. my. god. I hoped I never had to see or hear her again. She's singing "Truth is". And now she's going into "I believe". Oh fridge I can't believe this is SO awful no seriously I'm not just saying this she's like raspy screaming and jumping and oh my god I can't even say anything. Kim C and Ruben are in the audience. Um well it showed Ruben.

Break.

Back.

Ford video "Everybody's got that something". Beh compared to last week that was cheap.

Nikko is always the first one to get results. NOOOOOOOOOO NIKKO'S DOWN THERE!!! Vonzell is down there too. Scott is there too. Everyone else is safe? What? Beh. Um Bo what is a gengre. Anthony agrees with Simon about his performance.

Break. They didn't have time to go through everyone because Fantasia was there, I just realized that.

Back.

Randy says American's confused because he likes black people better than white people. Paula likes them all. Simon

Vonzell is back.

Break.

Back.

Nikko is out. Fridge. His journey. He sings for like 2 seconds before they cut him off.

Fridge.

AI4 Top 10 results:

32.5 million votes last night. Hopefully against Anwar.

Recap of last night's cheap show.

Carrie, Connie, and Bo!! Nadia. Nikko. Anwar. Scott. Jessica. Federov! Vonzie.

Group song!! "Everything is beautiful".

Scott. Vonzell. Nadia. Bo. Nikko and Jessica. This is such a gay song. Carrie and Federov. Connie. Anwar. I know your story man, don't think I didn't tell. You can't wave your hands, you stupid people! Connie's hand beh.

Break.

Back.

Um. Ford commercial. They're like all muppets h and rapping! LOL BO!!

Results:

Nikko is safe. Connie is too. Carrie is too. Bo is safe too. Nadia's in the bottom 3. Jessica is too. Scott is safe. Jeez Scott like died. Anwar, Vonzie, and Federov just like last week...Federov just winked at me eek! I said that Ryan don't copy me!

Break.

Back.

Shut up Ryan I SAID THAT and so did you!! Federov's safe YES!! YES ANWAR IS THERE!!! Ugh he's like wearing pj's. Scott's like I don't care stupid! Lol Jessica is like David Lily it happens. Nadia's safe.

Break.

Back.

Who's Jackson?

Jessica's out. I hate that stupid gaylord Anwar. Sorry. Um h is her jacket. Stop clapping like a seal! Um no one seems to care. Carrie is probably like yes now I can win!!