Okay, I'm here with Tuesday's show LIVE, on Big Band Night with the Final Five!! (stupid show without John Stevens)

Ryan is introducing us. And believe it or not, in 4 weeks we'll have our new AI!! Now he's talking about John's elimination. Shut up, dude. And how it's not fair that it's Big Band without him. Thank you Seacrest, at least someone cares!! Now we meet the judges. Simon "Meanie" Cowell, Paula "Bitchy" Abdul, and Randy "Dawgy" Jackson. Beh. Now they're showing a history of Big Band/Swing Music. Kewlies. I bet John has seen this a million times. Ooh, Duke Ellington, I love him!! Yo, it's Sinatra, and Dean, and Tony Bennett, those dudes John loves!! Now they're showing the dudes in the red room. And Tasia's talking about John. And so is Diana. She says that they're not as good as John at this sort of music. Damn right, you aren't. And George! Is! Excited!! And they have a band. What a copy of Australian Idol. And now the band is showing what they can do. Which isn't much. Commercials. I should recap the commercials. Ooh, eggs! I love eggs. Mmm, eggs. Shut up, Rebecca.

Back. Diana's singing "Someone to watch over me". Be right back, gotta watch it. She's doing good. She's wearing a really nice dress, but she looks really short. The band is totally drowning her out, which they did with John. She looks like Alice in Wonderland!! And now she's saying that she sang it for her Grandpa and her Army people. What is going on here? She's singing again. But not "Smile" like Paula said. Some Judy Garland song. "Come on, get happy". Beh!! They never sing twice in a row when they do two songs. And she's supposed to be singing "Smile!" Maybe she'll do that later??

Randy says she's the bomb. What, that will blow up the music industry? Kidding. Whoa, Paula looks like she has a black eye. Yay, somebody punched you? It's about time! Simon says it's her type of music. He called her an "Old Soul, and that's not a compliment". Actually, it is. Commercials. I have to go to www.thegmspecialist.com to see the advert winner!! Shut up. Oooh, before show promos. Another before show promo. Stupid Joan of Arcadia.

Back. Yes Ryan, we know about the tour. Shut up and send George out. He's singing "Cheek to cheek". I have to watch him. Hold on. Okay, this song's too low for him, but he was good. Now he's singing "What a wonderful World". This is Guy's song dude, don't wreck it, please. Wow, he yodelled. He hasn't done THAT since the auditions!! That was good, but not as good as Guy's.

Randy said it was really good, but too safe, like not amazing. He was looking for a high note. He DID do a high note, you retard!! Paula found him truly enchanting. I find your black eye truly enchanting, because it means that someone hates you as much as I do. She had her hands in front of her mic, so no on had any idea what she was saying. She was probably like "George you suck", and then she takes her hands away, "George, you're so enchanting!! Bitch. Simon agrees with Randy. Oh burn, he said that George could go on any cruise ship, and the passengers would hear what he heard tonight. Commercials. Oh jeez, my tooth hurts. Shut up. No seriously, it does. Fine.

Back. Latoya London "Too close for comfort". Be wise? You're not. Be smart? You're not that either. Seriously, everyone's worn that shirt, Latoya. She's screaming the whole song. SHUT UP!!! She says Thank You. You're not welcome. It's not my fault I had to sit through it. She said she sang the song because she loves it. No, I thought you sang it because you hated it. Now she's singing another crappy song. I have no idea what she's singing because she's screaming so much, it's totally incoherent. Something about Rain on my parade? I don't know.

Randy said this is her kind of music. No it's not. Paula said she took the gold at the Olympics. Very nice Paula, but this is AMERICAN IDOL, not the Olympics. Simon said 10/10 for a very good broadway performance, which means he hated it. Thank you Simon, you actually do have some sense in you!! Commercials. Oh crap it, I've lost the remote. No wait, I put it in the drawer. Idiot girl.

Back. JASSY!! "The way you look tonight". She's singing John's song. She's wearing a green top and chain blue jeans. She's so good, she's singing so high!! She's doing the song for Johnny, how nice!! No wait, she's doing it for her family. Now "It's almost like being in love". She's jazzing it up! Haha, JAZZY, get it?? Oh, shut up. She was so good! That was only the second fast song she's ever done.

Randy says it was aiight. Shut up, it was more than aiight. He likes the high notes, so do I. He says she needs to bring it. Whatever that means. Paula says she enjoyed her second song. And now she's asking her a bunch of dumass questions like "Have you ever imagined being up here?". Simon hated her. He said she had her chance to pull something out of the hat, and she didn't. Randy agrees. Shut up, Cowell and Jackson. Ryan says "Randy's looking for dude, do you know what that is?" Jas goes "No, I have no idea". Randy says it's the ball. Ryan goes "If you think Jasmine is dude, vote for her!" I think Jasmine is dude!! I'll vote for her!!! Beh!! Now Ryan just asked Randy and Simon to come up and sing, and they were going to, but then Simon went back to the table so Randy did too, and Ryan says we'll see it next week. Right. Any Fantasia Burrino fans in the house? Nope! Great! She's coming on next. Oh, the joy of it all. Commercials. Ugh, people on my MSN can't read!! I put my name as "Don't talk to me I'm busy, unless you're Sandy", because I know Sandy needs help with her homework so I'm waiting for her to come on, and so Stephanie starts talking to me!! And now she's getting mad because I won't talk. Look, I'm watching American Idol and trying to do a freaking recap at the same time. It's hard, okay?

Back. Queen "A crazy little thing called love". She looks like LaToya. La Toya, I'm sorry. Can't ever forget the space, you'll get shot. Tasia's doing okay. Um, she's dancing strangely. The song reminds of her little brother, because he drives her crazy. The next one is for her little bro too!! Something about life, I don't know what the name of the song is. She hit a high note. Jasmine's high notes are better.

Randy says it's unbelievable. So does Paula. Simon says that her and Toya are in a totally different league. Yeah, Toya's in the "Sucky" range.

Ooh, recap:
Diana Degarmo - 1-866-IDOLS-01 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-43657-01
George Huff - 1-866-IDOLS-02 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-43657-02
Latoya London - 1-866-IDOLS-03 or text the word VOTE 1-866-43657-03
Jasmine Trias - 1-866-IDOLS-04 or text the word VOTE 1-866-43657-04
Fantasia Burrino - 1-866-IDOLS-05 or text the word VOTE 1-866-43657-05

You can online text-message if you're in Canada at http://www.mymmode.com/messagecenter/index.html, and just leave the subject box blank. It probably doesn't work, but at least I feel like I've done something every week. Well, except the past two weeks when I haven't voted and Jen and John get kicked off, I still feel bad about that.

Why are you crying Paula? You suck!! Ryan asks them what they thought about Simons "Different League" Comment. Randy says he agrees, but put Diana in there too, in his opinion. And then during the credits Ryan runs over to the judges table and chucks water on Randy, and Randy chucks it back and looks like "Yo dawg, what you doing man?". People, don't chuck water at each other, please, for the sake of the kids. Now I have to see if I got voted out of Uber Idol Redux. I already got voted out of Supreme American Idol in the first round with Diana and Camile. I was Carmen Rasmusen. I'll be back tomorow for the results, I am SO tired it's so hard watching the show and doing this at the same time and trying to write down the voting numbers on a piece of paper!! Make sure you vote for Jasmine and George, and maybe a little for Tasia!! Seacrest, out!!

Okay, so right now they're just showing clips of people getting voted off. Nooo!! Johnny and Matt!!! And Jen!! Ehh. Commercial. Back.

Fantasia's up first, as I promised. She's not wearing shoes. She says she hates shoes. That's CARMEN'S thing, hating shoes and not wearing them!! Pig. Now Ryan's asking her a bunch of dumass questions. Now she's talking about her loser mom and loser kid. Fantasia, your mom and kid are both ugly, sorry. You don't name your kid ZION, seriously. You just don't. Now she's telling all the girls that it's okay to have a kid and then let the dad take off. Right. Now she's talking about church. Boring...ooh wow, she was in the bottom 3, wah wah. She thought it was hillarious anyway. Now she's saying that everyone here is a winner. Eh, that's true. Now she's talking about Jen. Shut up, Tasia. Is taking risks part of her strategy, Ryan asks? No, because she doesn't take risks. Okay, now she's demostrating the bobo, whatever that is. Some freak dance move of hers. Now she's going to sing. Time for another butchered rendition of "Summertime". God, SHUT THE FREAKTARD UP!!! Now she's sitting on the floor again. Stupid double caps. I'M going to cry if you don't shut up, losa!! Okay, freaktard, you're done. NOW GET OFF THE FREAKING STAGE!! Ugh. Commercials.

Yay, it's the omelette chef! He's talking about what he was doing when they called him back to the groups because of Donnie William's arrest. He was resting, and didn't answer the phone at first. Right, don't even mention Donnie. Little Richard? Whoa jeez. He is so joyful. George, what's the most challenging component week in and week out? Choosing the songs, George says. The friendships, George is talking about Jen. Haha, George loves big hair. Whoa jeez George. She never sang "Over the rainbow"! When Jen left, it was hard for you George, right? Awww, they were so close, how sad. Whoa he's so weird, he said when he saw Jen walk in the door for Wildcard, he said "JENNIFER JENNIFER!!!" Now Ryan is asking him to sing. YAY!! Now he's going to sing!! Ugh, losa Quinten Tarantino is in the audience. And so is losa JPL. I just came back from doing the dip and the bounce with George. I can't help it. It's fun. Commercials.

Yay!! Jas is here!! She says it's fun being here. And that she's watched the first 2 seasons, and she thought she was good enough to be here, and now she knows that she is because she is. Or something...like that. And it's crazy in Ha-wa-ee now that everyone knows here. And now she's talking about she's ditched the flower. Her shirt is so cool. It's like a tank top with a white stripe cover up thingy. And now she's talking about her dad. And how she works school into it. Which she says is hard. Now talk about the judges! Do you listen to their advice? Yes, because they influence me to do better. What is it going to take for you to win? A lot of hard work, focus, and being true to herself, she says. Can she feel the big night in the finale? Yes, she can! Now she's singing, "Inseparable". She made it sound better than she did when she sang it in the first week. Commercials. Muted. Diana Degarmo "One Voice". Starah is here. Whoops, SARAH, my bad.

Back. Diana's next. Diana's copying my shoes, dude. That's cool. She says Ryan looks comfortable. Where does her confidence come from? She's been singing all her life, that's where. Crap, I have no idea what she's saying, because me and Sarah can't stop laughing. She's proud of her hometown. How has your mom helped you? She's been really supportive. Her mom's cool. Now, to talk about prom. What happens if you have to do AI on your prom, what does your date do? He has a backup. Of course. He's a good friend, so. Do you feel like your missing out? Nope, I've done this my whole life, so this is what I want to do. Are you ready to sing? BRING IT ON!! Now she's singing, "Think". Whoa, she just winked at him. Someone likes somebody else. She's running around the crowd just like George. She was good. Promos.

Back. Now it's time for LaFreakTard Freakface. Wow, she has stepchildren. Whoop de doo. So she's a slut just like Tasia. Her husbands a comedian? What kind of a freaktard career is that? Wow, her husband can't believe that she's his wife, up there being a loser. Whoops, performing and being a loser. Oh WOW, she was in the bottom 3 too! For the second time!! Who really cares? Oh yeah, you have your good times, and bad times, and she was shocked. You're not that good, Latoya. Actually, you're not good at all! But she's happy with what she's accomplished right. That's her way of saying "I'm happy I suck, so fuck off". This is SO boring. Wow, now she's singing "Somewhere"! Who cares. She's SO ugly!! If she got her hair extensions back, I might like her, but only because she wouldn't be ugly anymore. Okay, seriously, SHUT UP!! That's it, I can't take this anymore, my recaps done. Seacrest, out!!

Okay, I just wanted to tell ya'll about the American Idol Special on tonight at 8/7c on CTV, where they introduce the final 5 and show their auditions and chat with them and stuff and then they each get to perform their favourite song from the show. John Stevens was just on ET with Paula, who was making him feel guilty about Jennifer leaving and making him cry and then telling him that he had nothing to feel guilty about. Bitch. Right before John got eliminated, at the commercials, he said to Georgie, "You're not going anywhere, you have a great voice, you're staying", which is so sweet of him, my Johnny baby. He's going to perform on ET tomorrow at 7pm, and he's actually going to sing the type of songs he LIKES, so all you Johnny fans out there watch it, mmm-kay?

The songs that they're singing tonight are: (in order)

Fantasia - "Summertime".
George - "Take me to the pilot"
Jas - "Inseparable"
Di - "Think"
Latoya - "Somewhere"

I don't think I'm even going to watch Latoya, I hate her so much, like 100,000,000x more than Tasia, which is why I won't even listen to her song on the AI3 CD, which I have downloaded on my computer. It's okay, I didn't use Kazaa or WinMX, just an Idol site, so don't you go sueing me now, mmm-kay? I've already got Andrew Excell sueing me for writing about him on here. Well that was just a joke, but whatever. I have to go eat my spaghetti and meatballs now, but I'll be back later to MAYBE recap the show, just maybe, when I'm watching it. It's quicker that way. Mmm-kay?

I am so retarded. I just came back from seeing Mean Girls about an hour ago, which is a really good movie, and when I got home I decided to phone Alum, who wasn't home, then Jordan, who didn't answer. Then, for no reason, I decided to rip up everything to do with Jordan that I had. Melanie C "Lose Myelf in you" (I'm playing her CD). Anyway, seriously, I took his printed off my wall, ripped it to shreds, took his framed picture and turned it face down on my desk, then I went to my Math notebook and whited out all the stuff I wrote about him, took out my planner, ripped out the page in the back where I wrote about him, and rippped that to shreds too. Then I went to a page where I wrote his name like 60 times in a row, and whited that out too. Then I went to my email, and deleted the whole folder of messages I had from him, and took him off my list of contacts. I still have a whole diary of stuff about him, but I'm going to see if I can get him to read it before I destroy it. And I have a binder with conversations that we had in it, but I have to get it back from Sarah before I ripped it up. Oh, and I deleted his number off my speed dial. The only thing I'm keeping is the toy kittie he gave me on my 12th birthday, because it's soooooo cute and I love it, just like I thought I did him. Melanie C "Positively Somewhere". Such a weird song, seriously.

I don't know why I did it, though. We haven't talked in weeks, unless you include the time in the library Wednesday morning when I asked him what book he was looking for. I think it's because I thought about all the things he does, and how much chance we have of actually getting back together again. Whenever Shannon decides to be a loser and throw Guy at him (my pencil case) or something, he freaks out and like kicks it. And he tells people he hates me. Well, he hasn't done that in a while, but still. Melanie C "Melt". I swear to Jesus Roman, she's saying goat. What? Whatever. Shut. And then there was yesterday, when some asses in my class decided to throw my papers everywhere in Tech Ed, and Jordan did nothing about it. But it was funny, sometimes I go to sit with him and Andrew and Shannon, and I say "Shut up Jordan" he says "You shut up", except he doesn't say it in a hate way, he kind of says it the way he used to. No!! Don't go there, Rebecca, seriously. No "Used to", anymore.

I remember this time when I told him that I had watched a video and I was going to die in 7 days (The Ring, he hadn't seen it), and he actually believed me and he got so freaked out, and then he was so pissed when I told him that I made it up and that it was from a movie. He was like "NEVER do that again, next time do that to somebody who DOESN'T care!!" AI3 Top 9 "Elton John Medley"...NO!!! JOHN-NNY!!!!!

My phone is a piece of crap, seriously. It started staticing when I was talking to Kristina, but then a few people phoned for my mom, who isn't here, and it stopped doing it. Then I phone Alum, and it starts doing it again. Seriously, it was so bad, he could not hear me at all. Everything I said he was like "What? I can't hear you!" and then I said something else and he was like "Hmmm?" and then he kept saying "I can't hear you" as if I didn't know that, so I was like "Okay, I think I KNOW that!!" and he heard that, so. I just started laughing everytime he said he couldn't hear me because it was so hillarious. And then I put him on speakerphone, and it got a little better. And then it was funny because he's like "Okay it's better...no wait it's not...wait it is...no, okay it's messed up now". And then I got so mad I was like "What the freaking hell!!" and then he was like "Okay, I'm gonna go because--" and then my phone totally died. And I was like "Oh crap." I got to ask him whether he was mad at me, and he said no, why would he be. And then Kristina phoned me back and the phone was fine. I really want to phone him back, but I don't want it to happen again, so I'm just gonna ask my dad what's wrong.

Okay, I'm watching the results show right now:

Ryan put them into two groups: Group A - Fantasia, Latoya, Diana, and Group B - John, Jas, and George. Group B is the bottom 3. Sandy said on MSN she was said, and she only likes Diana, so I thought Diana was going. Now I'm utterly cofused. She said that to throw me off. What a bitch. I was so freaked I was like "No. NO. NOOOOO!!!!!" Seriously. I need water.

Randy says it's the correct bottom 3 and one of them deserves to go. Shut up, ass. Oh crap, Ryan's sending someone back. Oh shite, it's Jasmine. That's good. Ryan said "George, step back, to let Jasmine go back". What a pig. John and George are the bottom 2. Damming hell, this is NOT fair!! They can't send George home, he's so cool! They can't send John home, he'l miss Big Band Theme next week!! Now there's adverts. What the hell? A guy is breathing fire out of his mouth from eating a hamburger. Idiot promos. Why the hell isn't my mom home yet? Idiot mom. Okay it's coming on. It's on. Oh my god I'm so scared.

No!! It's John. I'm not gonna cry. Okay, I'm crying. No, I'm not. It's okay. He's singing again now. Jasmine's totally crying. So's Diana. Don't act like you're sad, Paula, everyone knows you don't give a damn. Wow, he's getting to sing the whole song. No one ever gets to do that. Don't cut him off, you fucking promos, those bastards can wait for the fucking OC!!!

Tuesday: Latin music with Gloria Estefan as Guest Judge...incredibly boring night, I must say.

Tasia Rino - "Get on your feet". She was okay. She yelled out "This one's for Jennifer, we love you baby!" which got me so pissed, but still, she was good. I listened to her song again today. But no, I do NOT like her, don't even think that, ever.

George Huff - "Live for loving you". He was really good! He said listen like twice and he did this totally scary thing with his eyes, it was funny.

Latoya London - "Rhythm is gonna get you". She sucked. Hell. And she was incredibly ugly, seriously.

John Stevens - "Music of my heart". He sucked mildly. But he's still hot. The first part was good. He sang it for his grandmother, which is so sweet. Haters are actually phoning the producers and death-threatening John. That's so horrible. Come on people, he's a 16 yearold kid who's just doing what he loves, and hasn't hurt anyone. Losers.

Jasmine Trias - "Here we are". She was the best of the night, even though her throat messed up at one point.

Diana Degarmo - "Turn the beat around". I haven't decided if she sucked or not, I'm listening to it again right now. Yeah, she sucked. If you want a good version of that song, download Carmen Rasmusen's from last season's Disco Night, which was WAY better.

I didn't vote last night. There was no one worth voting for. I was going to put one vote in for Jasmine, but then the computer wasn't working, so. Carmen, Kim C, and Trenyce from Season 2 were on On Air With Ryan Seacrest today, giving their takes on last nights show, and saying who they thought was going to go home and who was gonna win. Kim said Jas was going, Carmen said John, and Trenyce said George. And they all said Latoya was going to win. Not if I can help it, sorry Carmen. They're on Ryan's show every Wednesday, which I didn't know till today, but it's good that I do.

Here's a conversation me and Sandy had in my Math notebook today in Math class: the one that starts out with R, then goes to J, then D is me, and then the P and B and W is her. We do that so people who look at it won't know it's us.

R: Do you think Jordan still cares?
B - What if you get punched in the face?
R - Do you think Derek made that up? (Derek said in Tech Ed that if someone was beating me up Jordan would step in and defend me, haha)
B - NO
R - LOL he was reading (Jordan had just gotten yelled at by Mr.Melnyk for reading during a lesson, that is so him)
B - Okay
R - Maybe I'll write Gordon a note
P - I'm so sleepy
R - Way to go you just made me yawn lol :o
P - Yeah!
J - Mmm donuts lol double glazed (Mr.Melnyk was talking about double glazed windows or something retarded like that)
P: Ya yummy
J - Whoa...I just figured out who my fave AI is
W - Who?
D: JT...ooh I just got looked at!! (I looked up at the clock and then when I looked back Jordan was looking at me)

Diana Degarmo "One Voice". Now I'm just reading over a conversation that me and Sandy had about Jordan. We have like 8 pages of notes in here, I have to rip them out and stash them away in case Melnyk wants to do a notebook check or something retarded like that. Jennifer Hudson "Heat wave". Now I'm looking at the time when me and Shannon were writing in Social Studies during the crappy video we were watching on castles. They had video game music, like from Shing Force II, seriously. Sweet. Elizabeth Letendre "The first ever I saw your face". How the hell did Elizabeth Letendre get there? Oh yeah, the wildcard show. Haha, now I'm reading the conversation that I had with Neeto and Calum at their lockers, which I wrote down for Sandy later. I gotta phone Gordon to tell him about the extremely pissy letter I left in his locker today after school. Jennifuh, OUT!!!

Cripes? Who the hell says cripes, seriously? Ugh. I'm working on crappy science homework again, what fun!! Actually, it's crappy math homework, but whatever. I just gotta get it done before mum comes home, because she'll get so pissed if she finds out I'm doing math homework while on the computer. Camile Velasco "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". Damn ratios combined with triangles. You suck. Diana Degarmo "My heart will go on".

J 2 8 Find J: 2 J J = 2x40 J = 10 Find I: 2 8 I = 8x8 I=32 =
--- = --- = --- --- = --- ------- --- = --- ------
40 8 I 8 40 8 8 I 2
(known
ratio)

That is seriously one of the questions. Question 6, to be exact. I just finished one of the pages. I still have another triangle one, Science experiment #8. I also had to find two pages of internet research on the Medici family, but I did that when I got home, so all I have to do is print it out, which I'll do later. Jennifer Hudson "No one else on earth". Okay seriously, I gotta go, I have to finish my homework because I have to watch Jen perform on ET at 7, but first, a few song spoilers for tonight's show:

Fantasia - Get on your feet
Diana - Turn the beat around (Carmen's song from Disco night, if she screws it up I'll kill her)
John - Music of my heart (extremely messable upable, if you get that)
Jasmine - Here we are

If you want the rest you can go to www.idolforums.com but if you're on the West Coast it's a bad idea because the Easterners have already seen it and they'll say stuff about the performances, so. I'll try to get my recap up tonight after I download the songs. Seacrest, out!

Okay, I am so freaked out. You can tell I'm freaked out, because I never make more than one post a day. And plus, I'm not listening to music. Well, that's because the TV's on, but still. You know WHY I'm freaked out? Because I have to go to Peer Mediating tomorrow. With Calum. Because I'm mad at him. Because he's being an ass. It was Neeto's idea. That's all I can say. Cripes.

I just finished watching Lizzie McGuire (the one where Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo sneak out to a party they're not allowed to go to), and now I'm talking to Ariel on MSN. We're talking about how Alistair Hayward is so opinionated and he always thinks he's right even when he knows he's not. I was just getting mad because he keeps saying that John Stevens and Jennifer Hudson and Jenny Gear suck, and Fantasia is the best, and that if I don't think that that it means I'm deaf. But I know it's not true, in my opinion, and everyone's entitled to their own opinion, so. Wow, that's the most sensible thing I've ever said on here. Shut up.

Oh, I have some more people to add to the list of singers that people say I'm better than:

Jennifer Hudson (my mom and Kristina just said that)
Jenny Gear (Thank you, Alistair!)

Jennifer Hudson "I believe in you and me", from the Wildcard results show after Randy announced that he had picked her. That was when I started liking her, was at the Wildcard show, and I was happy Randy picked her.

Oh my god, www.johnstevenssucks.com, is so hillarious. I love John, but still, it's so pathetic, it's funny. George Huff "Take me to the pilot". George is very sick at the moment, his athsma caught up to him during last weeks performance which is why he sounded so bad, and he's really ill, I'm really upset about him. He's still sad about Jennifer leaving, because they were best friends and were hoping to make it to the final 2 together. When they met in the top 100, they wanted to make it to the top 32 together, and they did, and then they wanted to make the top 12, but they both got cut, so then they both wanted to get brought back for wildcard, and they did, and then they wanted to be picked for top 12, and they did.

Now me and Ariel are working on one of my songs, trying to make it better. She says I keep yodelling and it sounds like I'm crying, but I can't seem to stop doing it, I got it from Carmen and it took me like a year to teach myself how, I really don't want to give it up, but if it makes my singing better, then I guess I have to. She says that I also do this like, really painful low note, which I got from Jenny. And she also says I overdo it too much, which I got from Jennifer Hudson.

I keep doing this thing where I open the AI3 song folder and close my eyes and move the arrows back and forth and up and down so I have no idea what song I'm at and then I press ENTER to see which one it is. So far, I've wound up with William Hung, two Diana songs, and Donnie Williams. Bah! I didn't even know I had Donnie on here. If he hadn'tve gotten arrested for drunk driving, George wouldn't be here!!

Okay, so Tuesday's show: Barry Manilow Night, with Guest Judge Barry Manilow!! GUY SEBASTIAN WAS IN THE AUDIENCE HOLY CRAP IT WAS SO COOL!!! The best thing was, after Ryan introduced him, everytime they showed Paula I didn't have to listen to her loser comments, because Guy was sitting right behind her so I could just stare at him!! He was wearing such a sweet hat, it was sweet. Wait, what the hell is he doing in America? OH right, his American tour. Sweet.

Diana Degarmo - "One Voice". I didn't get to see her performance because I was recording the show and I missed her, but I downloaded the song a few hours ago and holy crap, she was good.

George Huff - "Trying to get the feeling again". Holy crap, he was bad. But that's because he was sick and his throat kept messing up. Poor Georgie, the judges were so mean to him.

Jenni4Hudson - "Weekend in New England". Oh. My. God. She was so amazing. Just like...whoa. Seriously, I could not believe how good she was. But dumbass America didn't vote for her enough, so she got kicked out. I didn't cry last night, but I was pissed, and now I'm even more pissed because on Entertainment shows today all I've heard was Ryan saying "Jennifer Hudson" as the eliminated person.

John Stevens - "Mandy". He is so hot!! And he was so good! He totally did this Clay thing at the end where he held out his hand to the camera and just stared at it, but his hand was shaking so much that it didn't really work, but the audience screamed for him anyway, just like they did for Clay. And so did I. Of course. Whatever. Shut up, Rebecca.

Jasmine Trias - "I'll never love this way again". I knew she was gonna sing that song since like last week when someone said, but I didn't really believe them because song choice spoilers are hardly ever true, but I guess this time it was. She was so awesome.

Latoya London - "All the time". She sucked, badly. That's all I have to say.

Fantasia Burrino - "It's a miracle". She screamed, yelled, Macy-Grayed the whole friggin song, and made me pick up the remote and almost throw it at the televison, seriously. And then Ryan brought her ugly kid up on stage and she's like "Oh, this is a miracle". If I was her kid, I'd kill myself. Or better yet, kill her.

Wednesday:

Barry and the kids performed a group song "Let freedom ring", which is a new song by Barry. And then they did another thing where they put the kids into groups, 2 this time. Since there were 7 people, 3 went in one and 4 into the other. Jennifer, Fantasia, and Latoya were in group A, and John, Jasmine, and Diana were in group B. George was left on the couch by himself, and then Ryan told him he was safe, and then told him to go to the top group. Naturally, George went to group A. And then Ryan said something so hillarious, it's still funny now, "George, I told you to go to the top group...you're in the WRONG group!" Haha, that's so funny, George was like "HUH??!!" and so were the other people, Jasmine was like "Holy crap I'm safe, what do I do?" and John was like "Holy crap I'm safe, that means I have to sing again", and Diana was like "Holy crap I'm safe...I don't know what to think". When George got told he was safe, he was rolling around on the couch and just screaming, it was so funny.

So then we have our bottom 3 - Jen, Tasia, and Toya. I have no idea where the hell that came from. So then Toya gets put back, and Ryan says "The person leaving tonight had the highest number of votes one night, and the lowest tonight". I knew right then it was Jen, because I know she got the highest number of votes on Elton John night, when she sang "Circle Of Life", and her lines were totally blocked. I didn't get to vote because I was busy and didn't see the show till Wednesday. I knew it was gonna be one of the people in the bottom 3, because Nigel Lythgoe said on Entertainment Tonight that "By the votes tonight, everyone will see that America got it wrong", and he likes all the black girls, so. I just thought was gonna be Tasia. Stupid pig, get my Jenny kicked out. If John goes, which he won't because he's got JPL's fans and DD's fan's behind him, I won't watch. And if I do, it'll only be for Di, Jas, and Georgie. I'm not worried about Jen though. I mean, if Camile had BabyFace Records phoning her up the day after she got kicked off to ask her to sign with them, then Jen'll have had record companies calling her the same NIGHT she got voted off. She's just amazing. America, you SUCK for letting talent like her go. But then again you know, you let America vote, you live with the decisions. You let me vote, you live with the decisions. I don't vote for one night, and Jenny goes home. Screw that.

Song of the day - Jennifer Hudson "Weekend In New England". GO DOWNLOAD IT NOW!! www.the-erics.com. Seriously, it's SO totally worth it, anybody who doesn't love it...well...they obviously don't like that kind of music. I'm not one to diss people's music taste, I hate people who do that. Ah dammit, Migwint just went into Mum's room, now I have to go piss her out. Um...take her out, sorry. My bad.

Thursday's results show...um...well...like, whoa....

The whole top row was safe (Latoya, Fantasia, George, Jasmine, and Jen), which meant JPL, Diana, and John were in the bottom 3. John Stevens "As time goes by". So then Diana got put back, like I thought she would be. My mom thought John was gonna get put back so she was like freaking out, but I so knew.

And then the next person to leave was...umm...Jon Peter Lewis. Bah!! I totally though it was going to be Johnny, I was getting ready to accept it, I was like "Okay well, I guess my boy's going home". I just flipped out when I heard JPL's name, I could not believe it. I was so happy. It IS a little sad now, but he sucked Wednesday night so he sort of deserved it. The best thing about it is that now all the PenPals are voting for John Stevens, and there are a ton of them, so he's totally going to get into at least the top 4 if he doesn't win it.

I just remember that in Uglito's version of "Summertime" she said "Your MA is good looking". Yup, just because she's black she has to turn everything into loser slang. It's "Momma", you retard. And then after John performed they showed a clip of how they all get ready, and John came out of the bathroom wearing just a towl. Seriously. I freaked out I was like "Oooh holy crap!!". Well actually, they were ALL wearing just towls, but still, John is hot. And then he got dressed again and I was like "Aww, Johnny but his shirt back on, damn it!!"

So, JPL sang his way out with another version of "Jailhouse Rock", which wasn't as bad as the first one, but still, it was bad. He ran around the audience till he found his dad and then they danced together. Aw crap, I don't get to see his hot brother anymore!! Damn. RJ Helton was in the audience!! He's so hot!! He came in 5th in Season 1. Ryan went over him to a second after he had interviewed the guy from Tru-Calling or whatever, which Tamyra Gray was on last night.

Christina Christian performed "Forever Never". It was so weird, it didn't seem at all like her, her hair was totally straight and she got bangs, she looks like Trenyce from Season 2 (5th place), seriously. Her backup dancers were freakish. Wow, Beverly and Elliot, the two headed freak. And Chubbo the Wolf Baby. Shut up. Christina was way better at the American Idol Christmas show, but still, she was good. Ah damn, I gotta go take a crap and then watch Lizzie McGuire, which oh crap is on now. Seacrest, OUT!!!

Okay, WEDNESDAY's show: (Movie night with Quinten Tarantino, baby!! Holy crap, he is mean!!)

George Huff - His favourite movie is "The Wiz". A black version of the wizard of Oz. Right. He said that ever since he "seen" it as a kid, it stuck to him like glue. He's gonna have fun trying to rip it off then, cause that's gotta hurt. He said the Evil Witch's makeup was so cool. He sang "Against All Odds". It was nothing compared to Marc Devigne's version on Canadian Idol Wildcard round, but Marc is the best, so. George was really good, but no one liked him except for Quinten. He said "You made me forget that I hate that song". Marc messed up the words, but George didn't, so I give him props for that. Props? What am I, Randy? Cheez. Shut up.

Jennifuh Hudson - Her favourite movie is "Sister Act 2". She said her favourite scene was when Whoopi Goldberg was glued to the chair and it was rolling down the hallway. She said it was "So hillarious". Hey. it LOOKED funny when they showed the clip. She sang "I have nothing", and if Leah's watching at home or in the trash can, wherever she lives, she's gonna be so pissed, because Jen did WAY better than she did singing that song in Group 3. Jennifer is just the best, she is so awesome. Haha, she stole Leah's song and made it 100x better. Sucker. Leah I mean, not Jen. Jeez. Whoops, my bad. CHEEZ!!

JPL - His favourite movie is "Dead Poet's Society", because it like has a good storyline or something. My mom was like "Oh, he has more points with me now, I guess he's not dumb after all!!" He sang "Jailhouse Rock". He SUCKED hell. He was so bad. He was trying to make it like his Wildcard performance when he sang Elvis, but it was way worse. Just...no.

Diana Degarmo - Her favourite movie is "Bowfinger" with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin. At least, I think it's Eddie Murphy. Anyway, her favourite scene is when Eddie is running across the highway between all the cars and screaming. She said it was "Sooooo funny!!" It did look funny, I gotta see that movie. You know what's funny though? That Dairy Queen advert where the guy's got the baby in the pouch around his neck and then he moves his head down and the kid lifts its head up and wacks him in the mouth! Now THAT is funny, I could not stop laughing, it was hillarious and my mom was like "Umm...that's not funny." Diana sang "My heart will go on". She was cheap, so I didn't vote for her. Quinten said "You hit all the notes and it was fine, but I DON'T CARE!!!" and I was like "Holy crap, he's worse than Simon". Simon said Diana is too young and is trying to act old. All the judges said about what a hard song it is to sing. "My heart will go on" is NOT a hard song. I can do that so. I DO do that song. Jeez.

Uglito - Fantasia's favourite movie is "Finding Nemo", because she says Nemo is just like her. What, ugly and annoying? Oh, that is SUCH a burn. She says Nemo is wacky and doesn't always want to do what he's told. Right. I cannot believe what she sang. She sang what JENNY GEAR sang on Summertime Hits night on Canadian Idol. She sang Gershwin's "Summertime". When I heard Ryan say that title I was like "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" She freaking RUINED it!! She was sitting on the floor the whole time (well, LYING on the floor actually, being a slut), and wearing this ugly dress and making ugly faces and being ugly. I hate her. I want to kill her. She's an annoying, snotty, ugly, bitchy piece of crap that needs to be thrown away. Or better yet, shot. You don't take a Jenny Gear song and turn it into shit, okay? You just don't. Someone needs to slap her and tell her that if she wants to ruin songs, she can stick with Beyonce and Macy Gray or whatever the hell garbage she listens to, because she's obviously getting her shitty style from someone.

Jasmine Trias - Her favourite movie is "Lilo & Stitch"!!! That wasn't really a surprise. Her little sister looks just like the girl from it. She said she likes it because it's about how important family is. Aww, isn't that cute?? Her favourite scene in the movie is when Lilo and the two sisters are surfing because it reminds her of her life in Ha-wa-ee. She sang "When I fall in love". It was aiight, and Simon said that the problem with Diana and Jasmine is that they're children trying to be adults and it's not working. Right. Diana's 16, and Jas is 17. They're ALMOST adults. What are they supposed to do, run on stage singing "The Candy Man Can??" I mean seriously, they give them themes like Elton John and Movie Night, and they complain. Right.

John Stevens - Hee! His favourite movie is "Aladin". What a hottie!! And his favourite scene is when they're all singing "Prince Ali"!! Hee!! How cute!! He said he loves the movie because it's so magical. Just like him. And his singing. He sang "As time goes by". It was such the perfect song for him. But seriously, I hate the stylists. They cut his friggin HAIR!! He looks like Ryan Seacrest!! Well, that's what Simon says. You should've seen John's face he's like "Ugh, I don't want to look like him he's a losa!!" but he was just joking, so. All the judges said he was wonderful and it was a perfect rendition, which is great especially coming from Randy, who hates him. Simon said John is great, but he has no charisma. Simon thinks Guy has charisma. That's what he said to him on World Idol. And then he said to Heinz Winckler that he didn't have what Guy had, which of course was "Natural charisma". Oh yeah. Right.

Latoya London - Her favourite movie is Finding Nemo too!! I forget what her reason is, but her favourite scene is when some fish drag this other fish down and the other fish like "Oh man, you guys made me eat!" I have no idea. It sounded like that, anyway. Latoya sounds like a fish when she imitates fish. Right. She sang "Somewhere". I actually had to look that up on the site just now because she was so boring I forgot what she sang. She was loud and cheap and boring. Losa!!

So the next show, the results one, is on in 20 minutes. Crap, I need some dinner. I slept in today and missed the class pictures and the freaking band pictures, which really pisses me off because Alum was in the band pictures, but whatever, there will be ones at Claremont, so. Maybe they'll do retakes just for me. Yeah, I wish, haha. Haha, Jonah Moananu. Shut up. I was talking to Alum today and he said that Stephanie phoned him up and left a message saying that she was sorry for talking to him but I paid her, or some shit like that. I'm going to kill her, she's such an ass. No one phones Alum but me, seriously. Shut up.

I'm listening to George Huff's audition of "You are so beautiful to me". That was in Houston when only Randy and Simon were there and they were kinda pissed at everyone because Houston had so much suckingness. George isn't as good now as he was then, just like JPL. Haha, Simon says that George can sing at funerals. He didn't want George through because he seemed old. Haha, George is like flipping out because he got through. He sounds like a monkey. Haha "Be young" and George goes "I'm gold, I'm gold!". I can't go on any American Idol boards, well Idolforums, because the show's already been shown in the East so it'll say like what people sang. Now I'm listening to Jasmine Trias "Breathe". Okay seriously, I'm going to just start putting the song names now, because this takes so much crappy time.

The performance show wasn't on yesterday because of George Bush's dumbass speech, I got so mad. So now it's on tonight and Thursday. Right. Shut up. Derek found out about this place by adding me to MSN, and he was telling everyone in class about it and how I put that I had hot pictures of Callan and those guys. Me and Sarah figured out what to call those guys so that we wouldn't get them confused. Callan's name is Lan, Callum's is Lum, and Calum is Alum. It's like I phone up Calum "Hi is Alum there?" his parents would be like What the hell. And then Nick was like chewing up liquorice drug shit and spitting it all over the floor and throwing it at Jordan, and then in Math Mr.Prescott, who is the new Vice Principal because Mrs.Reid has a computer disk in her back or something, made Nick apoligize to the whole class it was so funny.

Jasmine Trias "Run to you", from group 4 performance show. Oh yeah, group 4 was so cool. It was like Susan Vulaca, who sucked, John Preator, who was awesome, Heather Piccinini, who was awesome, John Stevens, who is hot and awesome, Jasmine Trias who is awesome, George Huff who is awesome, Lisa Wilson who sucked, oh yeah and Tiara Purifoy the water filter, who I kind of liked at first but then she sucked and didn't get to perform in the wildcard show. Haha, sucker.

Mmm, chocolate stick cookie. Okay, that sounded so wrong. Eh whatever, it's a cookie, cheez. Whoops, I didn't mean to right cheez I meant to write jeez but whatever cheez is better. Mmm, cheeze. Shut up!!! So Jordan got beat up today. Seriously. I think it was like the new guy Corey and Mitch (not sure if it's Tibo or Chin-Aleong), in the boys PE Changeroom, and then they got in trouble or something. Well, I'm not sure if Jordan did, but I was pissed off. Why would someone beat up a hot guy like Jordan? Jennifer Hudson "Imagine", from group 1 performances. Ah, it's so cowld outside. Shut up George, seriously dude I'm gonna kill you.

This weekend was shit, seriously. I had pink eye, an earache, AND the fucking flu. Whoa, I have never used that word on here before. I feel so bad. Holy crap, some guy on MSN just said I was hot after I just sent him a picture. But that's just Shane, he has a girlfriend. Haha, now he's like flipping out asking for more pictures. Ehh, I'll send.

Me and Sandy were talking in Home Ec, when we were making some disgusting taco salad shit thing, and I was telling her that one of the duty people at school like came up to me and started telling me how lovely and beautiful my singing was, and Sandy's like "You have fans!" and I was like "Yeah, you want an autograph? Cause they might be hard to get later!!" and she was like "Shut up!! Actually, you can sign my yearbook at the end of the year!!" Mmm, Pepsi with lemon. I stole some pop from my brother. Oh crap, that tastes like vodka. I told him not to put any in mine. Only beer. Shit him. Normally, Pepsi is crap but with lemon it rocks. DAMN IT, RODRIGO CORTEZ!! Sorry, I'm listening to his auditions when that SHITFACE Simon asked him what he'd do with the money and Rodrigo said Charity, and they said no. Oh, now Rodrigo is crying, damn. If Paula had've been there, they would've said yes. They were just pissed off at all the crappy people. But screw Paula, she was saying shit about John Stevens AGAIN on an interview show for the second time, only the first time she had Randy with her, and this time she dissed JPL too.

Haha, Shane is being so dumb and saying that I'm damn fine and gorgeous, I wanna kill him. Ooh, "Crocodile Rock!!". Now I'm sending Shane one of my songs. I'm always being compared to people. Here's a list of who people say I'm better than: (it's total crap)

Everyone on American Idol, all 3 seasons (someone actually said that, I'm not lying, this girl Mary from Ohio she's a HUGE Johnny fan)
Jennifer Hudson x2 (Shannon and Sandy)
JPL (Wow, that's a new one! I just heard that from my friend Meg in Toronto)
John Stevens (Alistair)
Camile Velasco (that's not saying much, anyone's better than her)
Leah Labelle (same thing as Camile)
Lisa Wilson (Meg, but Lisa was shit)
Fantastic Uglito (Shannon, haha she hates her)
Alan Ritchson (Haha, Meg, Paulka)
Beyonce Knowles (Holy crap Shane, you have got to be kidding, much as I hate Beyonce, there's not way I'm better than her)

Holy shit, I have a lot of JPL songs. But mostly John Stevens, DUH!! I'll be updating that list once I get more people, haha. I already have all AI people but that's just from one person so I want to see what seperate people think. Oh crap, Shane just said my singing was awesome and amazing. Yay. JPL "Rocket Man". Oh yeah, Elton John. Whoa crap, he yodells better than I do. JPL, that is, not Elton. But Elton does, too. Oh crap, the show is on in like 20 mins. Oh crap, Shane wants more pictures. Oh crap, lots of things, man.

Song of the day: Amy Adams "Dancing in the streets". Don't ask why, I just listened to it, man. Cheez. Shut up.

Crap. When I woke up today I couldn't open my eyes because of all the cold shit that was glueing them together, and so I had to wrench them open and then rip out all the disgusting yellow bits. Okay, that sounded so nasty. I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Shine". I like this song. No shit Rebecca, or else you wouldn't be listening to it. Shut up, George. George is what I call that stupid voice that keeps arguing with me. Oh damn, this stupid thing is on overwrite again which means if I try to edit something it'll totally write over it. No shit Rebecca, that's why it's called overwrite. Shut up, George.

Hannah and Gavin are here but they're out at Newfoundland with the rest of those guys, and so I stayed here because I'm sick, which really pissed me off because I love going up there. I could've gone, but it's really windy down there so it wouldn'tve been good. Up there, down there. Shut up, George. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "I survived you", which just ended. And I'm trying to get a video of Guy Sebastian "When Doves Cry", but the stupd thing keeps telling me that more sources are needed. I'm gonna more sources you, pig. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Perfect day". I've got Kazaa open on my "Measure Of A Man" playlist, so it's just playing the whole CD down. My mum was really upset because I didn't go with them and I'm here all by myself. Last time I was here by myself, I was watching Casper and Wendy and doing crappy Science homework. I have crappy science homework this weekend, but I have until Tuesday to do it, and I can't while Hannah and Gavin are here because they never shut up, so.

Yesterday, I went to bed at like 8:30pm because I was sick, and then I fell asleep and woke up at 12:15am, and freaking overwrite is messing me up!! Right. Shut up. Anyway, so I got up and then my mom told me about how Billy Klippert's CD is coming out in May, and we watched some rehearsal videos, and then I went back to bed and woke up at like 1:45pm today. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Measure of a man". I'm so glad Hannah and Gavin didn't run in and wake me up, I would've gotten so pissed off. They were leaving the house just as I woke up, and then they came home, and then left again. Clay Aiken "Touch". Is what I'm listening to. Shut up. Ow crap, my eye hurts. Seriously, it like made me cry when I had to like clean my eyes out, it was so dumb.

My mom told me that Paulini Curuenavuli got a record deal. How cheap. And no, I didn't use the website to spell her last name, I've memorized it. And you guys are like "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?" and then I take off my sunglasses and you guys are like "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?". American Idol Auditions. Shut up. I like how, on the Australian Idol website (http://australianidol.yahoo.com), they don't even mention the fact that Shannon Noll has a number one album that went like 3x platinum, which isn't as much as Guy's, but still, it's kind of mean not to say anything about it. They on NineMSN Music though, which is one of the Newsletters you get when you have Australian MSN like me, oh yeah. Shannon's lastest video is a cover of the Bryan Adams hit "Drive", which shows him stealing some guy's girlfriend and his car, laughing at the girl when she falls down, and then wrecking the car and giving it back to the guy. Right. I think the girl in the video is Shannon's wife, because if it's not, she's gonna be pissed. Guy's latest video is "All I need is you", which shows him at a club with a bunch of multicultral people, which is another one of his peace things, which he is like so obsessed with. Oh crap, I was just about to do something, but I forgot what it was. And you guys are like "She was going to do something? She has a life?", and then I go "Shut up, George", and you guys go "Right.".

I am NOT talking to Calum again until my cold goes away because I sound like Camile Velasco and I can't say words with M's or P's without them sounding like B's. Or T's, because those sound like B's too. Oh crap, now Calu'm's stalker is getting pissed off at me because he found out I was lying when I told him Calum's email, which I totally made up, and Adam tried it and he said it didn't exsist. Haha, now he went offline. Well seriously, he has a picture of Calum as his display picture, that is just scary. Now I'm listening to John Stevens "La La La La La". Whoops, I mean "Crocodile Rock". He's starting to get Clay screams in the audience, which is so awesome, because it means he'll be around for a while. Maybe I'll watch American Idol right now, like on my tape. And you guys are just like "Good, go away" and I'm just like "Fine, I will", and you're just like "Good, do it", and I'm just like "Fine whatever, be a losa", and you're just like "Fine, I will". Shut up, Georgie.

Song of the day - John Stevens "Crocodile Rock". Oh yeah, and Christina Christian will be on Wednesday's results show to perform, which is awesome because I love her she came in 6th in Season 1, she's almost as good as RJ Helton who came in 5th, and I hope he'll be on there too sometime, and Quinten Tarentino will be a guest judge on Tuesday. He was in the audience last year chanting "Ruben, Ruben!!, or giving the 205 sign or something like that. I think that was on the top 4 night or something. Yeah, that sounds right.

Okay, so the Ha-wa-en dance was today, and I put flowers in my hair like Jasmine and wore a lay around my neck that I got from Brittney. I sang "Hero" by Mariah Carey at the Karaoke thing, and everyone was like totally making fun of me and laughing and this guy came over to me and started making horrible noises like saying that was me. Calum's friend Duncan was being mean, and I was trying to talk to Calum like I went up behind him and was like "Calum, Calum, CALUM!!" and he just like kept walking I was like "What a deaf ass!", and I tried to phone him at Sarah's yesterday but he wasn't home and neither was Jordan. I'm still at Sarah's right now and I'm listening to American Idol Music. Right now it's AI3 Top 9 - Elton John Medley. Camile could not remember any of the words, it was so funny.

Okay, now I'm back home and I'm listening to George Huff "Take me to the Pilot". We went to Mayfair and did photo stuff and Sarah printed me out a picture of like 4 hot guys, Calum, Clayton, Callan, Callum, and Alistair. Whoa, those names are like almost identical. Right. Shut up. Now I'm listening to John Preator "That's what love is all about". He went second in group 4. Haha, John Preator. Shut up. I remember on the Ski Trip I was writing that song in my planner and then Shannon was trying to show it to Jordan like as if I was writing it to him and I was like "John Preator, John Preator!!!" and Jordan was like totally mimicking me and I got pissed off. Now I'm listening to Eric Yoder "In the still of the night". Eric went second in group 3. And was brought back for Wildcard but didn't get to perform. He was such a Clay Aiken Wanna-be, that's why he didn't get in. Haha, Eric Yoder. Shut up.

I phoned Calum today at Sarah's house and asked him what he though of my karaoke yesterday and he was like "Oh, it was good, but I only heard a little bit of it", which is such a lie because he was right standing there the whole freaking time, but he was talking to his friend for a bit, so.

Song of the day - Camile Velasco "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", which I'm listening to right now.

Okay, Tuesday's show - Elton John Night

Fantastic Uglito - "The Way You Look Tonight". Ugh, she tore the song apart and her earing made her look like she had spit dangling from her ears.

JPL - "Rocket Man". He was really good, especially with his yodelling. His jacket was hot, it was green with red inside. JPL's hot. The judges didn't like him. I hate Randy and Paula because they made fun of John Stevens on an interview because he was crying and they laughed at him and said he should go home if he was gonna cry so much. Losa!!!

Jasmine Trias - "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me". She was SO good, but they judges were all asshats and said she sucked. Shut up, judges.

John "Skippy" Stevens - "Crocodile Rock". Heee!! He was so good!! It was hillarious when he started going "lalalalala" because he sounded just like a singing elf!! The judges said he sucked. Shut up, judges.

Camile Velasco - "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". It sucked, but not that much. I'm listening to it right now. The one from the results show, when she got kicked off. At the results show, she changed the line "Back to the howling old owl in the woods" to "Back to the islands of Maui at home", which I guess meant she knew she was going to when it was down to her and Jasmine in the bottom 2. She sings "Pin house" instead of "Pent house". Right.

George Huff - "Take me to the pilot". Haha, he was so good!!

Diana Degarmo - "I'm still standing". That was the song that the top 5 sang on Canadian Idol. You know, the night that Jenny Gear got kicked off. Stupid voting pigs. Diana was really good, even though she has tonsilitis and larengytis (damn, I spelled that wrong, didn't I?", and so did Jasmine. I can't believe Diana was in the bottom three. Again. Stupid voting pigs.

Latoya London - "Someone saved my life tonight". Is it saved or saved? I have no idea. But she sucked, she screamed, and was friggin boring. I'm not saving your life, nope, sorry. Shut up, Latoya.

Jennifer Hudson - "Circle of life". Holy crap, she was so good. She totally blew the house down with a major powerhouse perfomance, and even Simon, who hates her, liked her. Right. She was the best of the night.

The results show was really weird. The sang an Elton John medley with like "Bennie and the Jets" which is such a cool song, the girls sang it, "Daniel, my brother" which the guys sang, and I totally got it confused with "The ballard of Danny Bailey", which I had just finished listening to. They also sang "Saturday Night's Allright For Fighting", all of them, but that's not what was weird. Oh yeah, and that boring idiot Tamyra Gray sang. She came in fourth in Season One, and has been dumped by her record label like twice. Haha, sucker. Shut up.

Last week on Idolforums people were saying that there was going to be some twist to either the performance show or the results show, and it wasn't on the performance show. At the results show, they put them all into 3 groups. Two groups were safe, the other was the bottom three. Group A was Jasmine, Diana, and Camile (bottom 3), group B was John, Fantasia, and JPL, and group C was Jen, Georgie, and Latoya.

After telling us that group A was the bottom three and that group C and B were safe (oh yeah, Johnny!!!), they put Diana back onto the couch leaving us with Camile and Jasmine. And then Camile got kicked out, duh. I was really worried about Jasmine for a second because I thought Ha-wa-ee was going to sympathy vote Camile and send Jasmine home, which would really have sucked because I just started like Jasmine.

Next week is Movie Night. Song of the day - JPL "Rocket Man".

I'm on Idolforums trying to explain to some idiot how to use online textmessaging to vote for John Stevens if you're in Canada, doing my Science homework with my books on the desk and the keyboard leaning against the screen and sometimes on top of my book, listening to music, and writing this. Now, if that's not multi-tasking, I don't know what is. Oh, and I'm also drinking coke. Mmm, coke. I'm listening to Matt Rogers "Hard to handle", from Soul Week. Haha, Matt. Stupid Americans, not voting for Matt. He acted really calm when he got voted off but I bet when he got home he was like kicking everything and being like "DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN!!!!!" Haha, I'm so hillarious. Shut up. No seriously, if you want to see something hillarious, go to www.idolonfox.com and watch Jaded's interviews with George Huff, JPL, and John Stevens. "I am fast like a wombat", and John is like "What the hell?". Shut up.

I'm almost done my procedures for the science experiments. Ah crap, then I have to do the freaking observations. What the hell are you supposed to observe when a walnut is burning? It burned, damn it!! Damn, now my stomache hurts. Freaking ice cubes. Now I'm listening to Jennifer Hudson "No one else on earth". Freaking people, put her in the bottom 2 again why don't you. I use the word freaking too much.

Freak, it's cold. Sweater. Pillow. Ah, cat mouse sheep. Right. Shut up. Yeah, so I didn't make the talent show thing, but I don't really care, I didn't really expect to and besides the school dance is next week so I'll just do karaoke again. I'll probably sing "Hopelessly Devoted to you" like I did last year at Claremont. God, I sucked then. And did anyone tell me? Nope, they just let me keep sucking like a freak. Clams are delish, whoo! Right. SHUT UP. I say shut up too much.

Who the hell is whistling? Oh right, the birds. I had this messed up dream about Calum last night, and he was acting like my brother, and I was trying to ask him a question and he was like "Nope, nope not listening, sorry, nope", which is exactly what my brother does.

Whoa, I almost just wrote shut up on my observations, holy crap. The theme for the dance next week is Ha-wa-en, so I'm going to wear a flower in my hair like Jasmine does. Right ear, so that people know I'm single. SHUT the hell UP! Well, actually, I don't know if I am. Jordan called me last Friday to tell me he hated me and to piss off, but then he said if I did what he wanted, he'd like me again. Those things were basically don't talk to certain people, don't talk about him, don't talk to him, don't be loud, blah blah blah vote-cakes. I think I messed up, but whatever. I'm actually starting to like Jasmine, I don't know why. Maybe it's the way she says Ha-wa-ee like a Ha-wa-en, with the exception of Camile, but Camile's a loser, so.

Now I'm listening to Katie Webber "So Emotional". This is like the only song I'm good at singing, aside from Crazy. Britney freaks out whenever I sing Crazy, she says it was made for me. Right. I wonder if I'd be getting my homework done any faster if I wasn't on here? Probably not. Now I'm listening to Jennifer Hudson "Baby, I love you". I love Jennifer, even though I called her a freak when she was chosen to come back. I seem to remember liking her in the original auditions in like, San Fransisco or Houston or wherever she came from. Oh wait, it was Atlanta, duh.

Now I'm listening to Kimberly Locke "8th world wonder", which is number one on the billboard charts. Oh well, at least someone from Season 2 aside from Clay is doing good. I remember when Jordan said I acted like he was the 8th world wonder or something. And then I didn't get it and he was like "No one ever gets my jokes and then they're not funny!!" Yay, done my observations!! They're really crappy, but oh well. Um, this thing is being really weird. Wait, never mind, it's all good. Shut up, Rebecca. What the hell it's messing up again. Whatever.

Now in the John thread at Idolforums, we're all talking about our John dreams. We're so nice over there!!! Especially the John and JPL fans!! I'm Merrill over there, so if you want to look at some of my retarded posts, go and look. Not that you would or anything, but shut up anyway. Damn, I just wrote "hydrocabon" instead of "hydrocarbon". What the hell is a hydrocabon? What the freak is wrong with this thing? It keeps going down another line after I write one word and then the word gets transferred up to the previous line. Whoa, someone's scientific. Shut up. No, you shut up. I'm not using very many italics in this post because I can't be bothered, I only do it with American Idol recaps.

Did you know that oil is a hydrocarbon, and that carbon has lots of energy? You don't care either, do you? Neither do I. I just wrote "Walnut oil is very powerful to start fires, and has more energy than sugar". Is very powerful to start fires? You can't say that! Whatever. Whoops, I almost just wrote Calum instead of Calium. I do that a lot, it's getting annoying. Then don't do it. I'll do it if I want to. Fine, be a loser. Fine, don't shut up. CHA!!!! It says to give examples of fossil fuels. What the hell is a fossil fuel? OH yeah, like coal and diesel oil and gas and propane and alcohol. Mmm, alcohol. Thank John Stevens I pay attentions in class. Whoo, walnuts are delish! I think. Except for those ones that have almonds in them, those are just sickening. What the hell is gas propane? No, gas, propane. That's it. Haha, Hank Hill. So yesterday we went up to Fisgard Lighthill in Juan de Fuca and it was just like Newfoundland with the freezing wind and the rocks and water and lighthouse and old war sites. I felt like I was in Newfoundland. Oh yeah, Jenny Gear!! I so have to go back there.

YES!! I'm finally done this crappy science. My conclusion is like 6 paragraphs long, I better get a good mark. Wait, I ALWAYS get good marks in Science. Oh yeah, go me!! Oh damn, now I have to do a stupid diagram of the four experiments. I'll do that later. No, you'll do it now. Fine then, be like that. Fine then, I will. Yay, my stomache doesn't hurt anymore!! That's nice to know. Yes, it is. I shouldn't be here. I should be like, out on Broadway somewhere. Whoo, Broadway is delish!! You don't EAT broadway, dumbass! Yes you do. No, you don't. Get a life. No, YOU get a life, freak.

I am almost done my diagram. It's crappy, but hey, all I did was get an A in Art. I don't know how. Mr.Butterfield said I had "Amazing potential". Right. My people look like computers. I have no idea where that came from. Haha, I just realized that today is 04/04/04. That is so cool, I just wrote that down on my paper. Crap, now I have to colour. Where the hell is my red? Where the hell did you put it? Um, if I knew that, I wouldn't be looking for. Yeah well, you're dumb. Oh, I'M dumb? Yup, that's right, you're dumb.

YES!! I am finally freaking done everything!! My diagram is actually pretty good. Now I'll watch Casper meets Wendy. Only because it has Hilary Duff in it. Hilary Duff is on YTV all of this week. Well actually, it was all of last week, and it's ending today. At 7 there's her interview on Hit List, and at 9 there's her interview on Girlz TV. Ooh, and on April 11th Clay Aiken will be on the Hit List at 9:30 for Part 1 of his interview with Danielle, and on the 18th is part two, I'm not sure what time it's on, I'll check the site later to see, www.ytv.com. Haha, wake up and smell the coffin, that's what one of the ghosts just said on Casper Meets Wendy. Whoa, I type fast. Damn, adverts. Maybe I'll like, make a waffle or something. I have to go to the library downtown at some point to get Lemony Snicket's tenth book "The slippery slope" to see if Sunny dies and to see who survived the fire.

I think this is my longest post ever. I have to put the Narrator on to hear him read it, that will be so funny. Whoa, someone on TV is like, sick. Right. I hope it lets me post because if it doesn't, I'm going to be like, pissed. Whoa, someone's obsessed with like, ponies. Oh crap, I just realized that the pillow I've been holding this whole time had cat fur all over it and I'm wearing black. Damn. Haha, you suck. Shut up. Mmm, waffle.

Next week's theme is Elton John. Whoa. I hope JPL sings "Tiny Dancer" again like he did in group 3. John Stevens should sing "Rocket Man" like Jenny Gear did on CI. Someone said Latoya should do "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word". If she even touches that song I'll kill her. That is Jamai Loman's song, man! Right now I'm renaming all my American Idol songs with the exact date that they performed. I can list off everybody in groups 1-4, which is the entire top 32. I'll do it right now. I swear I am not looking. You can even ask Calum, because he knows I can recite American Idol names like a freak, which means really well, if you don't know my language properly. Shut up.

Group 1: Diana Degarmo, Marque Lynch, Ashley Thomas, Katie Webber, Erskine Walcott, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Fantasia Barrino.

Group 2: Matt Rogers, Briana Ramirez-Rial, Noel Roman, Jesus Roman, Kara Master, Camile Velasco, Lisa Leuschner, Marisa Joy.

Group 3: Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Amy Adams, Jonah Moananu, Leah Labelle, Charly Lowry, Latoya London.

Group 4: Susan Vulaca, John Preator, Heather Piccinini, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Tiara Purifoy, Lisa Wilson.

The 12 Wildcards - Marque Lynch (pigs!!), Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Lisa Leuschner, Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah Labelle, Susan Vulaca, Tiara Purifoy, and George Huff.

The 8 wildcards that actually got to perform - Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Elizabeth Letendre, Jon Peter Leiws, Leah Labelle, and Susan Vulaca.

The Wildcards who made it through - Jennifer Hudson, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah LeSuck, George Huff.

The top 12: Diana Degarmo, Jennifer Hudson, Fantastic Uglito, Matt Rogers, Camile Velasco, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Amy Adams, Latoya London, Leah Labelle, Jon Peter Lewis.

The top 11: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Matty, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 10: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 9: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Latoya, Jon Petey.

Okay seriously, I'll stop now. Song of the minute: Jon Peter Lewis "This Old Heart Of Mine". Ehh, it's just what I'm listening to for some reason. I have to go out now. Well, I don't HAVE, I just want to so I can get away from all you freaks! No seriously, when I get back I have to do my homework, which is like English, Math, and Science. Ah, the crappiness of it all.

Okay, sorry I'm like two days late on the American Idol stuff, but I'll just recap Tuesday's show (Motown Week) quickly so I can tell you who got voted off:

Camile Velasco - "For once in my life" was the song. She ruined it and sucked, sucked, and sucked some more. HATE!! I wanted JPL to sing that song, because I had just finished watching Ryan Malcolm's version of it from Canadian Idol's Motown Night, and when Ryan said that Camile was doing it, I was like "NOOOOOOOO!" and I almost left the room, I couldn't stand it.

Jon Peter Lewis, JPL - "This old heart of mine". Didn't like him that much. His hair sucked and he didn't sound very good.

Latoya London - "Ooh baby, baby". There are like no words in that song. She got hair extensions so now she looks like Trenyce. Boring.

Amy Adams - "Dancing In The Streets". Really good, Simon said she looked like Jay Leno. Then he said Jay Leno's sister. Jay Leno doesn't have a sister. Simon said he does now. Right.

John Stevens - "My Girl". He is SUCH an idiot! I said that if there was one song he should never do it was that one and he goes and does and screws it up. The Funk Brothers were playing in the background and they drowned him out, the only good thing about his performance was his high note and the fact that he's so hot, but other than that he sucked.

Jennifer Hudson - "Heat Wave" she was really good.

Jasmine Trias - "You're all I need to get by". She's good, but she's boring.

Diana Degarmo - "Do you love me". That is such a five year old song. And no, I don't mean the song is five years old, I mean that five year olds would sing it. She was okay, but really bad song choice.

Fantasia Barrino - "I heard it through the grapevine". Ugh, I want to kill her so bad. All the high notes in that song she got rid of with her horrible Macy Gray screeching. I don't even know what she was wearing, like some freak curtain thing. She added the word "Yeah" like 12 times at the end I wanted to throw something at her. She looks just like her mom. Ugly. Well, her mom had better hair, and not such an ugly face. Yes, I know I'm mean. Shut up.

George Huff - "Ain't too proud to beg". Eeek, Georgie!! He is so cool I love him so much!! He had this towl and he threw it into the crowd at the end of the song, it was so funny. And he said "Listen!" just like he always does, it was so cool!

I voted. Yes, that's right, I voted. Through Internet Text Messaging. Oh yeah. Clams are delish, whoo! Right. Anyway, I voted for like everyone except for Fantastic Uglito, Jasmine, and Camille. I guess I should've voted for Amy more, because, um, she's gone. Yeah, that's right, Amy's gone.

The bottom 3 was Amy, Jen, and Latoya. Yeah, that's right. Latoya. Oh yeah. It was down to John and Latoya to be put in the bottom 3, and John looked so sad he was going to cry because I guess he thought he should've been down there. That idiot Camile is safe. Not even another warning, just "Safe". Ugh.

So Latoya got put back, and then it was down to Amy and Jen, and I was like "Ugh, I don't want either of them to go", but I'm kinda glad Jen is still there.

When I find out what next week's theme is, I'll tell you. The themes have been Soul, Country, Motown. Eliminations were Leah, Matty, and Amy. Song of the day: Amy Adams "Dancing in the streets" and I'm not saying that just because she got voted out, I actually just finished listening to that song and I like it. If you want the songs go to www.the-erics.com. That has such fast service the songs are up on the night of the performances, in like two minutes after the show ends.