Hello peoples. What is up in da hood? Okay sorry. I'm just really bored. For some reason I woke up at like 7:21am so I've just been up. I'm listening to Thierry Amiel "Je regarde la-haut", which is like such the greatest song. I love Thierry so much. I started out having like 4 songs of his and then when I tried to get more from www.idolonline.org it wouldn't let me, like it kept giving me this freak 404 error or something. I hate it when it does that. Now I'm listening to Thierry "Un jour arrive". I got so many songs by him last night, I went crazy, and even my mom likes them now. These are all the ones I got:

From his CD:

1. Je regarde la-haut
2. Avant
3. Mots bleus
4. On s'envole
5. Ma belle histoire
6. Sans toi
7. Etends-tu les hommes
8. Ce qu'on sera
9. Un jour arrive
10. Changer d'air
11. Deux mille ans sur la terre
12. Avec le temps
13. Amsterdam
14. Je suis malade
15. L'aigle noir
16. Quand on n'a que l'amour

Extra songs:

1. Je ne suis pas un hero
2. All by myself
3. En apesanteur
4. Mon fils, ma bataille
5. Fame
6. Love me
7. Aller plus haut
8. Savoir aimer
9. Les yeux revolvers
10. La vie ne m'apprend rien
11. Casser la voix
12. L'orphelin (duet with Willy Denzy, who is like the French version of Nsync)
13. Fan

I tried to get "Je saigne encore" and "Les lacs du connemara" but then they needed more sources or something retarded like that. I hate it when it does that. The reason I like Thierry so much is because he can sing really high and he yodels all the time which I totally look for in a singer. I found him when I was searching for who would be at World Idol 2004 (which is like 20 people, which is like 9 more than last year, so I don't know how they're gonna fit that in unless they cut some cheap people out which they should because there's like 2 cheap people who shouldn't be there). Thierry didn't win. Jonatan Cerrada did. I hate Jonatan Cerrada, honestly, I do not understand how he won. He sucks! My favourite song by Thierry is "En apesanteur" because he like majorly yodels and I just love it so much. Oooh he just did it! And in this song he doesn't do it with a word he just does the sound along with a run which I love SO much! My mom doesn't get why I'm so impressed by that, but it's just because yodeling down is really easy, anyone can do that. I can do that. But yodelling up is really hard to do. I think Jonatan won because of his looks. Thierry's like 22 and he looks kinda old, so that's why, but I love him, he's so cool! In all of Thierry's live show songs girls are like screaming and then there was this one time where they were screaming his name and like stomping and clamping and he's just like "Merci. Merci. Merci." And he sounds so shy! I am so glad I didn't actually watch French Idol I. I would've gotten SO mad that he didn't win. Now I'm listening to "Aller plus haut". He yodels down in this song. I might be taking a little while to type but that's because I have a stomache ache so I have a pillow up against my stomache and it's kinda hard to type like that. I think it's because I ate breakfast right when I got up and it was early, and I SO should not do that, and I so can't do that because my stomache doesn't like it so it backfires at me! Like I don't get sick, but I just get a really bad stomache ache. Note to self: "Aller plus haut" is the song where the audience blows up. Seriously, if they did that on AI or CI, they'd be kicked out of the theatre!

I have to tell ya'll something. That I still can't believe happened and is happening. It's a two part story so I don't really feel like typing the whole thing out so I'm just going to copy-paste from my MSN conversations, I've like told all my friend about it, so. "Les mots bleus":

Part 1: Last monday, I was at the mall with my friends and we split up because I wanted to go look at video games, so then I went and after I was sitting on the bench outside the store and these kids come sit by me so we're talking about lego and stuff, and then their mom comes over so we're all talking when this really really hot blond guy comes over to see his cousin who was with me, because he wanted him to come into the video game store with him. So then I went into the video game store and talked to the guy for a little bit and then they left and I didn't get his number so I never thought I would see him again so I was really pissed (he's from England and he's staying here for a month, the only reason I talked to him was because his aunt was getting really pissed off because him and James (his cousin) were spending so much time in the video game store so I volunteered to go freak out of the store (he goes a private school so he doesn't know any girls) but it didn't freak him out, he actually talked to me, so we were like oh my god (me and his aunt, that is)).

Part 2: But then I went back to the mall two days ago with my friend, and I SAW HIM!!! so then we sat together and talked and he gave me the number of where he was staying (with his grandparents).

So he's 16, he has blond hair, he's really tall, he has round glasses like Harry Potter, and he's from England and he goes to a private school with Daniel
Radcliffe, the guy who plays I would NEVER take him to my school though because he'd get SO made fun of because he has glasses and he tucks his shirt into his pants and he wears brown leather shoes. He's not like other guys like "Hey, you wanna go out with me?" it was like "I really want to get together with you sometime soon", which guys here totally don't act like, they're all jerks and he's so nice, which is why I like him. And when I was like "So you'd actually want to?" he was like "Well yeah, at least ONCE!!" like he thought I was saying no lol...he's like "You seem nice enough!" and then I was like "Well, I know I shouldn't say this before I actually know someone, but it's just, due to past experiences with other people, I didn't think you'd want to". My mom's cool with it because he's from England like her and he goes to a private school so she knows he's not a loser, which I don't know why she would even think that because if she took one look at him she'd be all "Oh my god I'm so mean why did I think that?" But she does want to meet him because he's older than me, and she doesn't know him, which I totally understand. He said on Saturday he'd call me back over the next few days because he's not really sure what he's doing, because he's not local, but he said we could like meet up at the shopping centre thing and then he'd "take me to the lake and we could talk there". Well, that's not exactly what he said. He said "I'll take you there, and we can talk" which is pretty much the same thing but not direct quote, like hello?

He wasn't home when I phoned him on Saturday but he phoned me back and I was like "I'm really glad you phoned me back" and he's like "Well, of course!" and I was like "Well I wasn't sure if you would" and he's like "Oh come ON, you've got to give me more credit than that!" and then I was like "Well, nobody ever does, which is why at the mall I asked for your number instead of giving you mine, because I didn't think you'd use it."

I don't think his mom likes me very much though, because when we were sitting together at the mall she came over and he was like "Mom, what's grandma and grandpa's phone number?" and she's like "Why?" and he's like "Because" and she's like "Tell me what it's for!" and he's like "Because I want to give to her" and she kind of looked at me like um what is this trailer trash that you have picked up and she's like "Why?" and he's like "BECAUSE!!" so finally she just stared at him and then gave it to him, and then he turned to me and repeated it and then I went to go write it on my hand but then I kept getting the second half wrong so then he kept repeating it but he was saying it so fast it kept messing me up and then finally he just took my pen (not to mention my hand) and then wrote it himself and I of course was like totally embarassed at the fact that I couldn't even get 4 numbers right and so then when he was writing it I was like "I'm sorry, I'm not stupid, I'm just deaf", which is actually true, but he doesn't know that! He probably thinks I'm not deaf and just stupid. Or stupid and deaf. Or deaf because I'm stupid. Or stupid because I'm deaf. I could go on, but I think ya'll get it.

But I asked him about his mom and he said that it was just because she thought we had just met but he told her that he had seen me before so she's okay now. At least that's what he says.

At the beginning of the conversation he kept asking me where I lived but I wouldn't tell him because there's absolutely no point in telling people where I live because nobody EVER knows where it is, especially not people from the other side of the world! Holy crap, Thierry, calm down in your freak Donne Le Port Amsterdam yelling. Sorry. So anyway, I was just like "Well...I live on, um, like a street?" and then I started laughing and I was like "It's kind of hard to find." Holy crap, Thierry, calm down in your freak 2000 Ans Sur La Terre yelling. Sorry. So anyway, he was just like "Well, I don't even know where you live so I don't even know if we could like, set something up!" and he was like getting all POed at me just because I wouldn't tell him where I lived, but like I said, there's no point, unless he's like actually planning to go there, which he's not.

But I still can't believe what is happening. Like what are the chances that this actually happened, like I never thought I'd see him again, and now I'm seeing him like as a meeting thing. Well like not a meeting, but ya'll know what I mean. Holy crap, Thierry, calm down in your freak L'aigle noir yelling. Another reason I love Thierry is because he does vibrato like there's no tomorrow. Anyway, back to whatever it was that I was talking about before. Ah yes, I remember, as it was only two seconds ago that I wrote it. What a freak I am!

My friend says I'm lucky to know him, even though she doesn't. I think am. One of the lines in my MSN SN (screen name) is about him. It's the main chorus from the Canadian Idol top 10 group song "You make me so very happy" and it goes like "You make me so very happy, I'm so glad you came into myself". Isn't that nice? I think it's nice.

Yesterday I wrote his name in hieroglyphics (ancient egyptian) and rune (ancient roman) and I'm going to give it to him when I see him. And he's gonna be like "Oh my god what a nerd she knows how to write in languages that most people don't even know about unless they're forced to learn it in school!". We learned rune in school. Well actually, we didn't learn it, we just had to write our name in it by using the textbook for a project or something, I just thought it was so cool so I kept doing it and practiced writing other stuff until I had the whole rune alphabet completely memorized!

And as for the Hieroglyphics, I went to an Egyptian exhibit at the museum the other day and some woman was volunteering to write people's names in it, so I talked to her for a little bit and she wrote my name, so I looked it up and now I'm working on memorizing it! It's really fun. But he can't call me a nerd, because he is one too. Well, I'm not sure if he's a nerd or a geek. He's not a geek, but he's not a nerd either. He's a good-looking nerd, that's what he is. Well-dressed nerd. Now I'm listening to the first English song I've heard today: Jacynthe "Seize the day". I'm trying to sing but I can't because I have a cough and a cold. So I keep coughing and then hacking and choking and almost getting sick. I so do not think that is good for my throat.

Ooh, I have two more things. When he first phoned me back it was like 5:30 and I was watching the end of Lizzie McGuire because me and my mom and my friend Stephanie were about to go out but I knew I had to stay in a little longer because he might phone me back, so then the phone rang and I was like "Hello?" and I actually answered it normally this time instead of that freak French way that I always do and he's like "Hi, is Rebecca there?" and I was all like "Yeah, hi, it's me" and he's like "Oh hi, it's --------" and then I was like "Oh hi!" and then he was like "Hi, you called earlier, but I was out, sorry" and I was like "Oh, it's okay!" because like seriously, why is he apologizing to me for being out? He is a tourist, after all, and he is visiting, so I think he has better things to do than call people who he met at the mall.

And then suddenly in the middle of the conversation when I asked him how he knew who I was and he said that he recognized me and I was like "Okay, I don't usually wear that much makeup, it was just because I was out with my friend" and then he didn't say anything and I was like "Yeah...so...that's just...how it is!" and then I started laughing and I was like "Sorry, I'm just totally running out of things to say". And then I was like "I wasn't sure if I should phone you today or not, because it's like, when someone gives your their phone number, you don't want phone them like really soon after they give it to you, because then they'll think that you're like, totally obsessed with them" and then he cut me off and was like "It's okay, I don't think that" and then I continued like "But then if you wait like a really long time, then they'll think that you don't like them". And then he said that he would never not phone because he thinks that would be not nice, which it would be. If that makes sense. Which it should. But if it doesn't then whatever.

I still remember exactly how I saw him at the mall the second time: Me and Steph were walking around near the food court, we were heading back to the stores, and then we walked past the Orange Julius stand, and then I guess I was staring at the floor because I saw James (he's 6, he's really small) and then I started feeling kinda freaked, and then I looked up and saw his mom standing beside James, but I didn't really see much of her the first time so I was like whatever, but then I look over more and then I saw him and then I turned to Stephanie and I was like "Oh my god, oh my god, there he is, I don't believe this, what do I do?" and I just was totally freaking out and I had my hand over my mouth to make sure that I didn't like scream or something, and Stephanie had no idea what was going on she was like "Who? Where? Where is he? Is he that short little kid?" because she could see him, but she thought he was the woman's husband. That is so Stephanie. And afterwards when I asked her how she could think that she was like "Well he's so tall!" so then when his mom and cousin went to go get something and he walked the other way I ran over to him and I called his name and he turned around and he was like "Hi!" and I was like "Hi, do you know who I am?" and he's like "I don't know your name, but I know who you are, yeah, I recognize you" and I was like "Oh, it's Rebecca" and he's like "Oh okay" and then I was like "I kinda wanted to talk to you, because I didn't get to before" and he's like "Okay well, let's sit down, I'm just waiting for my family to come back" so then we sat down at like a table in the food court and then I was like "So, how are you?" and he's like "I'm fine, how are you?" and I was like "I'm good!" and then I was like "So, I didn't think that I would see you again" and he's like "Well, I'm here!" and then I was like "So, where exactly are you staying?" and he's like "With my grandparents at Royal Oak" and I was like "Oh okay...um, is there any chance that I could like, get your number?" and he was like "I don't really know what it is, but I'll ask my mom when she comes back...so where do you live?" and I was like "I live near Royal Oak" and he was like "Okay" and I was like "So you're okay, with me having your number?" and he's like "Yeah it's fine!" and I was like "So you don't think I'm like, crazy?" and he's like "Not anymore than ANYONE else I know!" and then he was like "Oh, they're coming back now!" and then all that other stuff happened. I wonder if James remembered who I was? I like James, he's cool. And that other kid, whoever he is. That was so funny, when James spilled his lego all over the mall floor last time and me and that other kid were laughing so much, but he was trying not to because he knew his mom would get mad at him but he couldn't help it because it was so funny. And then his mom (English guy's aunt) came back from the body shop and I was like "So what exactly happened with James and his lego?" and she just kind of sighed like she was embarassed and then me and the guy started laughing again and he was like "Sorry mum but it was pretty amusing" which it totally was. I like the English guy's aunt, she's nice, and I just totally had to ask her where she got her mascara, it's green and it looked SO sweet, and she told me she got it at the bay downtown and it was the only place you could get it, she said it was her favourite. She's going to freak when she finds out her nephew can actually talk to girls, let alone phone them and ask if they want to meet with him sometime!

The reason I haven't mentioned his name at all is because I was saving it till the end. I love his name, except it reminds me of someone I hate. My dude's name is Jonathan, and it reminds me of Jonatan, that stupid French Idol 1 winner guy who beat Thierry! I hate him! But I like Jonathan, that name is sweet.

Wow, I've been writing since 8:05am, that's like 4 hours, I hope it lets me post! I've been sending emails and being on MSN and listening to songs and stuff, that's why I've taken so long. And I've been writing stuff in Hieroglyphics. But I think I'm going to go wake up my mom now, since it's like 12pm and I have to give my dad his hieroglyphic/rune name translation that I made for me. I hope he lets me go out with Jonatan. I don't see why he wouldn't, he's a really nice guy. But my brother Patrick is going to FREAK when he comes back from Quebec and finds out! Because even though he's mean to me, he's really protective, and he's gonna be like to my mom "Um why are you letting her go out with him he's almost as old as me, he's two years older than her, you don't even know him he could be some kind of freak and you wouldn't even know, I can't believe this." I can just hear him saying that right now. My brother's 18, Jonathan's almost 17. Ooh, my mom's up now! I've been up since 7:21am.

I gotta go now, I'm doing RP (role play) with someone on MSN, and talking to my friend Laura Chan about Canadian Idol.

Results show:

Shows all the contestants, opening theme plays. I hope I don't run out of tape, I'm pretty short on space. Group song "Oo wah diddy diddy". Or something. And other stuff. The guys are freaks! Now all the girls. Elena looks retarded. Manoah looks awesome, so does Theresa. Oooh, Elena likes Shane! Manoah and Jacob and Kalan. Rawr, Kalan. What a freak he is, he's acting so hot! Josh is in the crowd. Jacob. And the girls. Josh and Jason and Kaleb are running back from the crowd. What a freak Shane is. Josh likes Theresa. Lol Kaleb. Jason and Kalan and Kaleb. Now Jason and Shane and Theresa and Jacob and Josh. Now Jacob and Manoah and Kalan. Now all of them. Fireworks flying from all directions! It's done.

Judges intro. Sass looks the same as last night. So does Jake. Beh look at Farley's shirt! Recap of last night. Flash of all contestants. Jacob. Theresa. Lol Jason. KALEB! He didn't improve his look, Ben, it sucks. Elena. Go Sass, she insulted her! Josh. Manny! Rawr, Kalan! Beh, Shane. Cheap! Now another flash of all of them. Results...after the break.

Commercials. Someone called Jacob gay on MSN today, and they ARE gay themselves, so I got mad and told them that just because they were sick of being the only gay person around didn't mean that they could call other people gay who weren't.

Back. MIKEY BUSTOS!! Is in the audience. Lol Jon is coming out. He's dressed like a tennis player. The idols went to a tennis tournament. They sing the anthem. Calm down, Manoah. Now they're all throwing balls. Now they all get a special VIP view of the game from the presidents box. Now Jon is playing against the #1 players or something. Jon stole a ball so now a player is coming after them all so they run away. Results now.

Jason Greeley...I like his shirt...he's safe YES!! Kaleb...looks freakish and...is in the bottom 3 oh crap what do I do. Jacob...looks incredibly hot and...is safe!! His hair looks awesome. Kalan...his clothes don't match but whatever he still looks hot and...is safe YES!!! Josh Seller...his hair is re-curled he looks so much better...is safe YES!!! Josh, calm down, jeez. Shane...who also looks incredibly hot...his shirt is really nice...he's in the bottom 3. Elena...who still looks retarded but must be safe...and is. Manny and Theresa are left. And we find out who's safe...after the break.

A Bratz movie? How stupid those things are retarded! I can't believe Kaleb is in the bottom 3, he better be safe. I don't want either Theresa or Manny to be down there. Me and my mom both think it's gonna be Manoah. My laugh is so freakish because I'm sick. Whatever. My throat hurts again, I think because I'm nervous but I'm trying to forget Kaleb's down there even though I know it's true so I can't.

Back. Overview of both of them...Theresa looks so nice...her and Manny are holding hands. Now they're laughing really hard, and I don't know what at. I think at what the judges said last night. Lol, Manoah. The last person in the bottom 3 is...Manoah, I knew it. Now we see what the judges think. Jake says not enough votes is the reason why they are there. Farley says that Canada made a mistake. I don't know what Sass said. Zack says a whole lot of nothing, as usual.

The first person back is...KALEB!!! Yes! Now Manny and Shane are the bottom 2. The 2nd person to be eliminated is....going to have to wait till after the break.

Please be Shane, please be Shane, please be Shane! I like him and all, but Manny was better last night. They both got in in group 4.

Back. The person eliminated is...Manoah. So much for the Mannies. Oh crap, she's crying. A look back at Manny's journey. It's showing a clip of her crying in the top 100 while she's crying right now. Manoah says never give up no matter what critics say, because sometimes they're wrong and she think she still has to prove that. Now she's singing us out with "Sweet Dreams". Now they're all hugging Manoah. Oh good, I didn't run out of tape. Now Shane can't be in the finale, because every idol season, the two final contestants always got through in the same group for the top 32. Which means that Josh was with Brandy, and she's gone, so he's out of the finale, and the same with Shane and Manny. Next time is Rock and Roll, I'll be back next week.

 

Top 9 show - British Invasion:

Jacob Hoggard - "Space Oddity". When he first came out you couldn't even see him, he was sitting in a chair backwards, and then he turned it around and stood up, and he was holding this cape overhimself, and then he threw it off and I was like "Oh my god" I just totally had my hand over my mouth because he was wearing this freakish shiny blue space suit thing and it slit down the front and he was wearing like all this bling bling and he had like dark blue eye shadow on and all this black mascara!! He looked like such a freak! He was doing it like David Bowie or something, but David Bowie looks like such a freak! I think he sang good, I couldn't really hear it because someone phoned saying my brother had got a $500 scholarship with them or something but he's in Quebec, so.

Theresa Sokryka - "There's a kind of hush". I have something to say about her that I've never said before: I've actually liked her this whole time but I've lied and said I didn't. Don't ask me why. But she was awesome, the judges hated it. Zack started yelling at her for choosing a crappy song and she's not used to them saying bad stuff about her so I yelled at him.

Jason Greeley - "Saturday night's allright for fighting". I LOVE JASON GREELEY!! He does great at Elton John songs and he's so funny with his bouncing he's like George Huff only better! Zack said he wants him to quit it with his bar performing and he wants to see who the real Jason is, and me and Jake and Farley were all like "This IS who he is"!!!

Kaleb Simmonds - "If I saw you in heaven" or "Tears of heaven". I can't remebmer the exact title but I know it's by Eric Clapton. I LOVE THIS SONG!!! And I love Kaleb!! Except he had on this freak ching hat and then he took off his hat in the middle of the performance and he has no hair anymore!! Well he does but it's like almost all gone he got rid of it all it's freakish he looks so bad! But he was SO amazing it was SO sweet!!

Elena Juatco - "The first cut is the deepest" by Cat Stevens. Both Cat's and Sheryl Crow's versions were WAY better. Elena was cheap. Sass said it was awful and Zack said it was bad. For once Zack says good stuff.

Joshua Seller - "Where the streets have no name" by U2. This was his audition song. His hair is like all straight now and it like totally sticks up at the back it's freakish he looks so bad!! But he was cool and he didn't mess up the words this time like he did in his audition, so that was good. The judges liked him a little bit.

Manoah Hartmann - "Sweet Dreams". I forget who it's by, but I'm sure ya'll know and I LOVE THAT SONG!! Manoah did SO great, like Ben said she was totally the SPITTING image of Gwen Stefani with her hat that covered her eyes and her pink-blond hair and her pinstriped suit. The judges hated her and Zack said that it's her time to go home, but I hate him for saying that because it's NOT going to happen, she came WAY too close to it last week and I won't let it happen again! I didn't start the Mannie's for nothing.

Kalan Porter - "House of the rising sun". This was HIS audition song too! But he was WAY better this time. And he does so great with his long/loud notes that he always does! And he's starting to be like Clay Aiken with his staring hotly at the camera at the end, in the I want you kind of way which I will NOT explain right now because I don't think he'd appreciate it because I DON'T think that a guy like him thinks that way. He's in a string quartet, for freak's sake.

Shane Wiebe - "Something about the way you look tonight" by Elton John. Pretty cheap! Seriously, Shane is not cool anymore unless he steps up! He was cool last week, but if anybody picked a bad song for tonight, it was him. Gary Beals OWNS this song, man, and I'm talking about GARY BEALS.

I'm sorry it wasn't up right after the show but my computer was down and plus I'm really really sick so it's hard for me to get up off the floor let alone sit at the computer and type out some whole thing, but I knew I had to get it up, I can't let ya'll down.

Jacob Hoggard - 1-866-9-IDOL-01 - "Space Oddity"
Theresa Sokyrka - 1-866-9-IDOL-02 - "There's a kind of hush"
Jason Greeley - 1-866-9-IDOL-03 - "Saturday night's allright for fighting"
Kaleb Simmonds - 1-866-9-IDOL-04 - "If I saw you in heaven" or "Tears of heaven"
Elena Juatco - 1-866-9-IDOL-05 - "The first cut is the deepest"
Josh Seller - 1-866-9-IDOL-06 - "Where the streets have no name"
Manoah Hartmann - 1-866-9-IDOL-07 - "Sweet Dreams"
Kalan Porter - 1-866-9-IDOL-08 - "House of the rising sun"
Shane Wiebe - 1-866-9-IDOL-09 - "Something about the way you look tonight"

I'm voting for Kalan right now and sometimes it's busy and sometimes it's not, but it's so hard because I have it leaned against my shoulder and my arms hurt from typing and pressing redial so I have to go now!!

It's on! And I'm trying to read an email, typical, but I can't LOOK AWAY!!

And here comes Ben in his red frilley shirt. What a funnah man! Hey, Anna Cyzon's in the audience! Hah, Anna Cyzon. Now the judges, Jake, Farley, Sass, and Zack. Now a recap from last night. Joshy! Ugh, fatty. Shaney! Manny! Jasonie! RAWR KALAN!! Ugh, nerdy. Kaleby! Elena. Lol jake. Now a flash of them all. Yay, group song! "You make me so very happy". Oh my god, sexy. KALEB!! Joshy! Nerdy. Elena. Manny looks so nice! Lol Jason, what a country boy. Lol Jacob, what a rocker boy. SHANEY!! Eww fatty, she looks SO ugly tonight, uglier than usual! She looks like a human pig. Lol Shane and Kaleb. Results, after the break.

Now I'm just reading my Wal-Mart wire. Shut up, I like Wal-Mart! Um what cheap clothes they are advertising in this email! Except for that patchwork jacket, I like that. Eh whatever, delete. Ooh yay, Claymaniacs newsletter! Shut up, I like Clay! I do hope they update the Hotmail storage soon, I'm almost out of space!

Oh my god, we're back. Ben's talking to Manoah about the stage. Now Kalan, rawr! And now Jon Dore is coming out. What the hell, he has a suitcase. LOL he was just like "HELLO VANCOUVER!!!" and Ben's like "We're in Toronto." so Jon's like "TORONTO!!!". His suitcase is because he's moving in the mansion with the Idols and rooming with Ben. Now a clip of the idols in the new mansion. Josh has to pee, lol. Rawr, Kalan's laying on the couch, and Jon goes "No more sugar for Jacob!"l and now they have bathrobes with their names on them, so Josh and Jason are freaking out. And Kalan's howling because Jon called him a lone wolf because he's not rooming with anyone, lol. And Jacob's room is a cupboard, lol. And now they're all in the pool. Oh my god Kalan's shirt is open, he is so hot! Oh crap, we're starting again.

Elena: is safe! Oh my god Kalan is: SAFE TOO YAY!! His lines were busy all last night, so it's not a surpise but it's still awesome! Theresa: Is safe too, ugh. Oh my god, Kaleb, if 3 are safe, that means he's in the bottom 3, please no: YES HE'S SAFE TOO! Oh no, Manny is: in the bottom 3, damn. Lol Jacob is: Sniffing Brandy. No sorry, he's: Safe! Fatty McFat is: IN THE BOTTOM 3 YES!! The fate of Josh, Jason, and Shane: Will be revealed after the stupid break, typical. I bet it's going to be Josh, even though I don't want it to be. I don't want it to be any of them!

Back. Overview of all performances. Good, Ben is going fast. Aww, Shaney. The person is: Josh. And the first person back is: JOSH!! Oh my god. YES!! But NO!!! Now I'm damn sure Manny's going home, I SO hope not!! Commercials. Please don't be Manny, please don't be Manny, PLEASE DON'T BE MANNY! Now there's going to be seven guys and 2 girls, that is so freakish but girl as long as one of the girls is Manny! The other one's gonna be Theresa, but whatever, I can put up with her as long as Manny's there.

Back. The person going home is...BRANDY CALLAHAN YES!!! Da da da, stupid fatty, go back to Halifax, and let them support KALEB BECAUSE YOU SUCK! Now we're taking a look back at her journey, which wasn't a long one haha! Shut the HELL up with your "Look out for me" it's hard to NOT see you! Jason's getting the crowd on it's feet, stop it Greeley! Yup Brandy "Nobody's supposed to be here who sucks, especially not you"! Mmm, Kalan. Now they're all hugging her. Except they can't all fit because she's so FAT HAHA!! Bye bye Brandy!

YES I'M SO HAPPY! I'll be back next Wednesday to recap the top 9 in next weeks theme: BRITISH INVASION, which means stuff like The Hollies to Dido and Blue and the Spice Girls and such!

 

 

 

 

Oh my god, this is going to be like such a short recap because there's like 15 mins till the results show comes on, I'm sorry I didn't do it yesterday but I got back  like JUST as the show was starting so I didn't really have time, but here we go: Canadian Hits Night, top 10:

Joshua Seller - "Try" by Blue Rodeo. He SANG greatly. Bad song choice though. Ryan did it on the exact same theme night last year for the top 11 show. But as Ben says, Ryan DID win, and as Josh says, great minds think alike, and as Ben also says, great voices too.

Brandy Callahan - "Nobody's supposed to be here", by Deborah Cox.. HATE. But her hair was great, though, the curly part of it but the top was SO messed up, it was like braided. You just don't DO that! And she's supposed to be a hairstylist, right. I wouldn't want her touching MY hair! 

Shane Wiebe - "My song" by Glass Tiger. He was SO good! The judges hated him though, I don't know why.

Manoah Hartman - "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen. I thought she was seriously going to sing Tower of Song when Ben said Leonard Cohen, but she did great anyway and she looked TOTALLY fantastic, with her wardrobe and especially her HAIR! The judges didn't like her.

Jason Greely - "Cuts like a knife", by Bryan Adams. I LOVE JASON GREELY! This the second Bryan Adams song he's sung, and it was WAY better than the first one, which was "Heaven". The judges I think liked him, I can't really remember. Martha did, though.

Kalan Porter - "Born to be wild", by Stepenwolf. Oh. My. God. I am SO glad I wasn't trying to recap this last night, because I was totally dying during his performance I could not even BREATHE! I knew he could sing something like that and pull it off, but I just never thought he WOULD! I have two things to say: Amazing and just totally unbelievable, and Kalan's just won the competition and even the judges think so. Zack said that if it were up to him they would just leave right then and make Kalan rich and famous!

Theresa Sokyrka - "Good Mother". Get OUT of my face, you nerd! I love that song though, and if she wasn't wearing her ugly glasses she would have looked so nice! The judges thought it was brilliant, and then she started on her stupid "thank you" 's and she kept saying them in that stupid way that she always does and it's like she's never heard anyone say that she's good before, that annoys me SO much! My neice Hannah keeps getting me to sing that song though, it's so funny. I sang it once in the car today and she kept getting me to repeat it and she's even starting to learn the words and sing with me to it! I sang it to her earlier and she fell asleep, and then she kept waking up and asking me to sing it again so she could fall back asleep because she had a nightmare about the Harry Potter poster that was on my ceiling. Right. Whatever! Next!

Kaleb Simmonds - "Everything I do", by Bryan Adams. He's so cool! I was hoping he would have done the bridge part of the song after the beginning instead of the chorus, but whatever it was still awesome! Not as good as Guy's, but nobody is.

Elena Juatco - "Mary Jane" by Alanis Morrisette. She's really good, but she doesn't interest me that much. There's nothing WRONG with her, but she's just...there. She's reppin' Vancouver though, so I voted for her.

Jacob Hoggard - "Put your head on my shoulder" by Paul Anka. He purposely dressed like a nerd, it was so funny, but he was really good, he showed Canada that you can still rock at "Old School", as he calls it. And then Ben was trying to get people to vote for him so Jacob was like "OOPS, I dropped a quarter!" and then he like turned around and pretended to bend down and get it just so the ladies could see his ass, it was so funny, and his pants were like gold and freakishly tight!

There we go, fastest recap ever, 13 minutes, and I have to go finish checking my email I'll be back in five minutes!

Hi ya'll! I just thought I'd tell you about these freak dreams I've been having over the past few days:
 
The first one which was about 3 nights ago:
 
I met Kalan Porter in Shoppers Drug Mart and I got his autograph, and then I was trying to tell him my name but I couldn't speak properly or loudly and so he kept making fun of me so I hit him.
 
The second one which happened 2 nights ago:
 
I was driving downtown with my mom and for some reason she wanted to see where all the retarded people lived except they were like zombies so we had all these retarded zombies jumping on our car!!
For some reason Duncan Polson was at my house (I think I had a dream about him because I had seen him earlier that day downtown)
I was with Sarah in the school lunchroom watching that new movie called Sleepover, except I wasn't with her I was sitting with Brock Groombridge and this guy called Barett who didn't even make the top 32 but they were just guys and then I was going to get their phone number but then it switched to another part where I was getting unlimited pop from the vendine machine! Beh! It was like when you pressed the button, if you caught the can before it hit the bottom of the machine, then you could press the button again and again and you just got ulimited pop! Seriously, it was like some freak video game code like in Shining Force when you can get unlimited weapons by doing some code thing.
 
So yesterday I went out with a bunch of my friends and we saw Super Size Me, which I can only sum up in 3 words: Worst.Movie.EVER. Seriously. I knew it was gonna be stupid, but not that stupid! Like seriously, the guy KNEW he was going to get fat and sick, but he did it anyway, JUST to prove to McDonalds that they made people fat. EVERYONE already knows that!! It was so gross at times because the guy like threw up out the window and you could hear it and then they showed it all over the ground! And then he was having lyposuction or something where they sucked out all his fat and they showed the inside of him during the operation it was so gross! And then I came back and I was locked out because my mom had gone out to the observatory, but then I just went around the front and the door was open, so that was good. And then my mom came home and told me that my "little friend" had phoned, so I knew what that meant but my brother was on the phone for like 2 hours so I couldn't call him back but I will today.
 
And now I'm just reading my recap of Thursday's results show which wasn't done by me it was done by Sarah because I was on the phone with "Alum" as she puts it, whoever that is! Um how retarded it's like 3 lines! Whatever I'll do a better one next week and I promise I won't be on the phone. I LOVE JASON GREELEY!!
 
 

Results show:
 
All the top 10 came out, rawr. Kalan and Kaleb. So I'm like on the phone with Alum, rawr.  Some guy is talking about Zack or something.  Now a judge is talking.  Blah, Blah, comercials!  Yay! 
 
So this is Sarah not Rebecca.  My recap is bad because I don't know peoples names. So many comercials.  Orlando Bloom, rawr. Johnny Depp, not rawr.  Troy was a good movie. It's back on! judges predictions.  Yay, not.
 
Elena is in the top 3. Kyla isn't. Liz isn't. Jason is in the top 3. Bernard Quilala is not in. :( Ted Senecal, Raj Ramawad, Andrew, The final member of the top 3 is Ted. :( comercials.
 
And the 9th member of the top 10... Jason! And the final member of the top ten is..............Elena!  Poor Ted.
 
Now they are all singing!  Kalan yummy:) blah blah blah. Elena sings. Blah blah blah we all die. Blah blah blah Uncle Josh.

I'm sorry I didn't recap last night I wasn't here until later but I'll tell you now!
 
Wildcard show:
 
Bernard Quilala - "I heard it through the grapevine". I am SO disappointed in my Bernard, I thought he could've done SO much better, but he was NOT very good at all, so I didn't vote for him more than a few times. The judges ripped him apart, like I knew they would.
 
Liz Titan - "Try it on my own". Like I said, I HATE people singing Whitney when they're not Whitney, but she did great with that song, not that I heard much of it because my stupid mom and sister wouldn't stop talking through it!!
 
Raj Ramawad - "Lately". He was so good! It was so weird, when I first came in at about 9:20pm, I just picked up the phone and voted for contestant number 3, and when I watched the show, I realized I had voted for him it was so funny! And then I voted for him later and his line was busy!!
 
Kyla Sandulak - "Stand by me". Beh. She's just like Jenny Gear! She looks like her, and sounds like her. I would like her, except I already have one Jenny. She was allright, though.
 
Ted Senecal - "Jeremiah was a bullfrog". Beh. His song was so freakish! And he's such a freak!
 
Elena Juatco - "What I did for love". As much as I hate her, she was really really good.
 
Jason Greely - "Sad songs". Eeeek!! I LOVE JASON GREELY!! He was so freakish he was like being freakish all over the place! And he was so good! That was his audition song, except back then he had like stretch-throat or something so he didn't sound that good but I voted for him so much I love him!
 
Andrew Broderick - "Imagine". Beh. He sucked. And he actually pronounced words properly so it was boring! All he said was "tay", that's it.
 
There's no point in putting numbers in the recap, so I'll just write the songs:
 
Bernard - "I heard it through the grapevine"
Liz - "Try it on my own"
Raj - "Lately"
Kyla - "Stand by me"
Ted - "Jeremiah was a bullfrog"
Elena - "What I did for love"
Jason - "Sad songs"
Andrew - "Imagine"
 
I only started voting at about 10 and then stupid Stephanie phoned me so I missed like half an hour but I hope I did good enough for Raj and Jason Greely! I'll be back later to recap the results show, Sarah's coming over!
 
 

Hey ya'll, it's like 11:55am and I am SO bored. I just thought I'd give ya'll this, I'm not sure if it's gonna work or not, but whatever. Okay, it didn't work, damn it!

I'm working on my redux right now and listening to one of the singers from IDF called Debbie, she's really really good, she's 16, and I'm pretty sure she's gonna audition for AI4 next year in New York, so look out for her in January! Hopefully next season won't be as sucky as last one, ugh.

I just finished the first part of the performances, Michael Keown and Kelly Clarkson. You can go check it out if you want, I do everything, judges comments and pictures and host. http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=184618&st=220&#entry3407993 The rest will be up soon, I just like to take commercial breaks and see what else is happening on the board. Right now I'm listening to Josh Groban "Broken vow", which is exactly how I feel about Metzger, because I totally messed things up. I won't say more.

Oh crap, I just joined ANOTHER redux. I'm in too many to count. And I lost my redux sheet so I have no idea who I am in some of them and I have to keep checking the front page! In this latest one I'm Christina Christian because Diana and Carmen were taken. I just got AIM by the way, my user name is Merrill1345, I got it because I really wanted to tell Jilly and Nicole (Nicole is Toriandtaylorfanlisting on IDF) the thing about what I just said about Metzger, and I told Nicole but Jilly hasn't been on yet, but I'm not sure if Nicole told her or not but Jilly says she's gonna IM me soon, but she's not even on. I use MSN and AIM at the same time, it's so funny.

Now I'm listening to Jesse Cook "Early on Tuesday". I saw him at Folkfest last week! At first I kinda passed out in the crowd but then later I went back and climbed up the bleacer poles and swung off them sideways so I saw everything and took lots of pictures!!

Now I'm listening to Diana Karazon "El Char Bara Wb'id", from Arab Superstar. She won. For some freak reason her, Melhem (3rd place) and Rouwayda (2nd place) were all in the second season but got kicked off in the top 10. That makes no sense. If you're in the first season, you cannot be in the second. Beh. But that's what it says on www.idolonline.org, which has all the media from all over the world, so. Now I'm listening to Rouwayda Attieh "Min Nazra", and I'm almost done the second part of the show. Finished! Fantasia and Boris Titulaer (Dutch Idol II) just performed. I'll do the next 2 in a few minutes. Jilly keeps saying she's gonna come on AIM but she's not!!

I'm typing up the last part of the show now. I'm Merrill, by the way, on the board, the one who types up the show. I seriously don't think I really needed to say that. Now I'm listening to Thierry Amiel "All by myself". He's so good. He SO should've won French Idol II instead of that loser Jonatan Cerrada, who totally sucks and I hate him. Ha, Theirry sings "All by mo-self", that's good. FINALLY Jilly's online, and she goes "WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" so I go "YOU TO DIE!" so she puts a smiley face.

Now I'm listening to Thierry Amiel "Je suis pas en hero". And now Thierry Amiel "Je suis malade" which is probably his best song aside from "All by myself". Beh, Jilly just signed off in the middle of typing something. Now she's back. The show is done, I play Jerrica, and I gotta go bye!!!

Results show for group 4:

Danielle - Out.
Jason - In the top 3!
Jermaine - Out.
Ted - Out.
Shane - In the top 3!
Brock - Out.
Manoah, Becky review:

Manoah's in the top 3. Becky better be back for wowcard. Commercial.

Back. First one in the top 10 is...SHANE WIEBE!! Ha, Brock's crying. Ben asked Shane "How are you feeling right now?" and Shane goes "Room temperature"!!! That's just what Kaleb said! And so they all start laughing and Manoah's like "He did NOT just say that!!". At least I think it was Manoah. It might've been Becky or Danielle, but it seemed close to Ben so it must've been Manoah, I'll just rewind the tape after the show to find out.

Commercials. I'm not sure who I want to be in the top 10 now. I like them both equally.

Back. Next person is...Manoah!

Wildcards are: Andrew Broderick, Jason Greely, Elena Juatco, Bernard Quilala, Raj Ramawad, Kyla Sandulak, Ted Senecal, and Liz Titan. Ummm...where's ANNIE AND BECKY AND VALERIE AND JERRICA???

Group 4:

Brock - "Beauty and the beast". He's really cute, but what a retarded song! He was really good. The judges hate him, except for Sass, who says he's the beauty and the judges are the beast. 1-866-9-IDOL-01

Danielle - "Think twice" - She wasn't that good. Kelly Clarkson's was WAY better, and I hate Kelly. She was allright at the loud part though, and she got some nice yodelling in there. 1-866-9-IDOL-02

Loreal break. Yes, you can change people's hair colour online, who didn't know that?

Commercial break. Jason Greely up next, I think. Gotta support the Newfoundlanders. Now I'm listening to KELLY'S version of "Think twice".

Back. Jason Greely - "Heaven". He was great. Sass says he's her type. The other judges didn't like him much, but Jake said he was a great singer. 1-866-IDOL-03

Manoah - "My immortal". When I found out a few hours ago she was singing this song, I freaked out, seriously. I couldn't believe she was going to sing something like this, even though it's a great song. But she did awesomely, except for the begining where she messed up a little, she was great. The judges liked her. 1-866-9-IDOL-04

Commercials. Shane Wiebe up next.

Back. Whoa, Shane is hot. "Forever young". He was amazing. ly good and hot. Zack said he feels like he got stuck in a Clay Aiken universe. He was great once he got up to the loud parts. 1-866-9-IDOL-05

Becky Abbott - "Moondance". She ROCKED! My favourite of the night, definitely. She was great too once she got up to the loud parts. 1-866-9-IDOL-06

Commercials. Jermain Richards up next. I love him, but things go bad and he talks back to the judges, that's a spoiler I found out. He's singing "Endless Love".

Back. Jermaine Richards - "Endless Love". He rocked! I don't get it. He was great and loud. The judges all called him awful and said he was done. I'm voting for him all night. But he was like "It wasn't that bad, did you really think it was that bad, I didn't think it was that bad!". He should have shut up way before he did, but he did do great. 1-866-9-IDOL-07

Commercials. Cheap Senecal up next. I mean, uh, TED Senecal up next.

Back. Ted Senecal - "Georgia on my mind". What a freak! The end part was really good, but he's such a freak I hate him! They judges all love him and Jake says that him and Becky were the best and everyone else sucked. Ted didnt look too happy at the "Everyone else was cheese and you and Becky were soul" part because I don't think he likes people insulting other people. 1-866-9-IDOL-08

RECAP:

Brock - 1-866-9-IDOL-01 - "Beauty and the beast"
Danielle - 1-866-9-IDOL-02 - "Think Twice"
Jason - 1-866-9-IDOL-03 - "Heaven"
Manoah - 1-866-9-IDOL-04 - "My Immortal"
Shane - 1-866-9-IDOL-05 - "Forever Young"
Becky - 1-866-9-IDOL-06 - "Moondance"
Jermaine - 1-866-9-IDOL-07 - "Endless Love"
Ted - 1-866-9-IDOL-08 - "Georgia on my mind"

I'M VOTING FOR BECKY AND HER LINE IS BUSY YES!!!!

Thursday's show:

Top 3:
Theresa
Jacob
Bernard

First one in:
Theresa

Second one in:
Jacob

What happened to Jerrica and Valerie? I don't know, but at least Bernard was in the top 3, and hopefully they'll be Wildcard. The reason I have it so early was because since it's Canada Day I'll be going downtown so I'll be recording the show and won't get to watch it till later, so I just started a spoiler thread on IDF asking people to give me info from the east and they did. I'm outtie, I'll see you later.

Group 4, next Wednesday, 8/7c on CTV:

Rebecca Abbott
Danielle Falco
Brock Groombridge
Manoah Hartman
Jermain Richards
Shane Wiebe
Ted Senecal
Jason Greeley

Group 3:

Constant Bernard - "Me & Mrs.Jones". He's 20 years old. For some reason, I think he's gay. But his performance was ridiculous but amazingly good. The judges keep saying "I like it, but I don't like it" which is what Sass's daughter says in her little kid voice which is how the judges kept saying it. That's how I feel. 1-866-9-IDOL-01. I might vote for him, he's crazy and funny. Funny in both ways, you know.

Commercials. Jerrica Santos up next. I like her. Frankie Delissio? I think I saw him with your sister. I LOVE that advert. Barber shop 2. Luther Vandross? I want to see that.

Back. Jon forgot their food so now he's becoming a secret agent. Or something...like that. Now there all eating macaroni. Now he's crying because they made him clean up and they all ran away. Right.

Anyway, Jerrica Santos up next. "Brightest love of all". She's really good, amazing in fact. She's 16. I love her! The judges like her, Farley says only okay, Zack says the last note sucked. She has really long hair just like mine, and she does that lip quiver thing which is really cool. 1-866-9-IDOL-02. Please vote for her, I'm going to.

Commercials. Back.

Andrew Broderick - "I don't want to bore you" or something like that. It says he's 16 even though he's 17. Right. His stupid way of singing his words is so annoying. It's "DAY", Andrew, not "TAY"!! And I can't say what else he did, but he was okay. 1-866-IDOL-03. I don't know whether I will vote for him or not.

Valerie Jalbert - "Open Arms". I HATE THIS SONG! But I love her version. She's 19 years and from Saint-Jerome, Quebec.so cool, I love her! Zack doesn't like her that much, he says she can't sell it. Jake says maybe we should SELL him. I'm up for that. Jake and Farley like her. Sass says that's one of her favourite songs and she loved it. I hate that song but I loved it anyway. 1-866-IDOL-4. I'm definitely voting for her.

Commercials. Bernard Quilala up next, I like him. Lol Quilala. Oh crap, it went on overwrite, now I can't fix something that I messed up earlier after the word Quebec. And I meant to put 04 for Valerie's number, not just 4, sorry.

Back. Bernard Quilala, 22 years old and from E-Town. "Won't let me go" or something like that, I don't know. HE WAS SO GOOD I LOVE BERNARD! Jake says he didn't like it because he didn't know the song neither did Farley. Sass doesn't care if she ever knew the song in her life, she thought it was amazing. Zack says Bernard has about as much chance of winning as Jake does. So mean, I love Bernard. 1-866-9-IDOL-5, I'm voting for him. Whoops, I meant 05, and I can't correct it because of the overwrite, sorry. Just vote.

Diane Archer, 21 years old. "The spy who loved me". Don't steal Valerie's song from the top 100! WHAT? This is "The spy who loved me"? That's Annie's song from the top 100! I thought Valerie's top 100 song was called "Nobody does it better"! So they both sang the same song in the top 100? Annie and Valerie? BEH!! Whatever. Diane was okay, not as good as Annie and Valerie though. The judges liked it. 1-866-9-IDOL-06. I don't think I'll vote for her.

Commercials. Jacob Hoggard and Theresa Sokyrka up next. I'm pretty sure Theresa's singing "Summertime", so I'll be sure to leave the room, no one does it as good as Jenny's, but I'm sure it'll be better than Fantasia's, ugh that was horrible.

Back. Jacob Hoggard - Yes, he has a band called Hedley and they rock. Mun. "Only the good die". I hate this song too, but he rocks, he's so funny. The judges like him. Jake says he makes his name proud because they both has the same name. Have, whoops. Ben says "Come sit down you little freak!" HA!! That's hillariousl. He is a freak. He's just like me. He's so funny. Now he's jumping around and behind the couch and jumping up again and making fun of Ben. He counts to 7 with his thumb so it looks like eight. I was like "Dude, you can't count" but then I realized, ha. 1-866-9-IDOL-07. I'm voting for him. I wonder what would happen if someone locked Kalan and Jacob in a room together? Jacob would probably start climbing the walls, ha. That would be funny. Lock ME and Jacob in a room together and we'd tear the house down, we are so alike, it's funny.

Commercials. Theresa Sokyrka up next, ready to ruin the night for me.

Back. She's 23 from Saskatoon. She's such a nerd! "Summertime". She's singing it too fast. She's scatting. You can't scat through Summertime, honestly. Good, she's done. The judges liked her. I didn't that much. 1-866-9-IDOL-8.

Recap, we're done:

Constant Bernard - "Me and Mrs.Jones" - 1-866-9-IDOL-01
Jerrica Santos - "Brightest Love of all" - 1-866-9-IDOL-02
Andrew Broderick - "I don't want to bore you" - 1-866-9-IDOL-03
Valerie Jalbert - "Open Arms" - 1-866-9-IDOL-04
Bernard Quilala - "Won't let me go" or "Angel" - 1-866-9-IDOL-05
Diana Archer - "The spy who loved me" - 1-866-9-IDOL-06
Jacob Hoggard - "Only the good die" - 1-866-9-IDOL-07
Theresa Sokyrka - "Summertime" - 1-866-9-IDOL-08

I'm voting for Jacob right now, and trying to watch Simple Life 2 so it's kinda hard, but I'm also going to vote for Jerrica, Valerie, and Bernard. Jacob's line is busy, which is good, but I'm outtie, so bye. Oh, just a tip, you can start voting RIGHT before the recap even though Ben says you can't, so do that.

Ok...show is on. Ben jabbering. Oh...he asks Kalan if they get along. No, he wants to kill Kaleb. Of

course they get along....it's in the contract.

They do the recap bit. Did Farley say Diva-dem or Diva-dumb? Whatever. Oh no, it's Jonn Dork. He

says it is his last show. I WISH! The group gets taken to Dragon Boat races in TO. They get to play

in the boats. And sing the anthem. Commercial. Good. I'm bored already.

Back. Predictions....Jake...Kaleb, Kalan. Farley ...Kaleb and Liz. Sass and Zach...Kaleb and Kalan.


Philomena or whatever her name is.....gone.

Anna....who still looks 45...gone.

Mohanza....looking like Gary...only better....gone.

Kalan....chews his lip and smiles.....top three.


Kaleb....almost smiling...bet he is in....yep, another top 3 position.

Elena....I hope so...but wrong place in the seating I think.


Liz....oh, we are getting an after the judges thingy. Well her and Mark.


Zack predicting wild cards. Sass likes Liz and Mark. For wildcards. Jake likes Liz and Whatsernama.

Last member is...Elena! Yay!


Ad for the Cinderella Story. Was that Carmen I saw ? Hmmm.


Back. Most votes go to Kalan. How about that. Kalan sings...did he miss the first note? Not that

anyone cares. Where did that song come from anyway?

Diane...Constant...Valerie...Jerrica...(Jessica?)...JACOB! Yeah! and whoever all else next week.

More ads now. Only five minutes left. Does this mean I won't have to hear Kaleb sing?


If it is only teeny boppers who watch this show, why are there so many political ads on?

Ok.Back. Kalebs says his heart is beating at room temperature. Er...ok. Oh, he gets to carry on.

And thank Nova Scot (tiny pause) ia. I think he is talking at the same time as Ben. Kaleb is

borderline lively, what with Ben tipping him sideways and all. Wonder where he will get his supply of

whatever it is that he is on once he gets to the mansion?

Oh well. Not much of a surprise in all that. Now I know why I don't do recaps.Byeeee!

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That was my mom's recap, which she wrote in notebook and I copied and pasted. She wrote it because I wasn't here, I was at the dinner dance which rocked, I sang karaoke 3 times "Hopelessly Devoted To You", which I sang by myself, "Whenever Wherever" which I sang with Stephanie and Jane, and "Dancing Queen", which I sang with Sarah and Stephanie, but they were so quiet that you could only hear me, and you better believe I rocked. And then me and Stephanie went down into the gym and we danced like total retards in front of all the popular people but we didn't care, so it was hillarious. The food was disgusting, I took like one bite of the steak but it was like all stringy and chewy and disgusting so I just ate potatoes and a nanaimo bar and cream soda instead.

But EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE KALAN AND KALEB MADE IT!!!!! I knew that Kalan would, but I thought for sure that Elena would make it, and when Kaleb got through I fell off the stool, it was so funny. And then he sang and he did so much yodelling and note holding it was even better than last night just like Kalan. I don't care who else is in the top 10 now, I have Josh, Kalan and Kaleb, I'm good.

Group 2:

Anna Cyzon - "Son of a preacher man". She's good, but not like great. I don't think the judges will like her. Jake says okay. Farley says okay. Sass says really good job. Zack says he hated it, bad song. I thought she did good! 1-866-9-IDOL-01

Commercials. Mohanza is next. I swear he's Gary Beals II.

Back. Mohanza Kelly - "Change gon come" or something retarded like that. Something about being born in a tent and brother. He sucked! You couldn't even understand what he was saying. The judges love him. I see another Gary Beals attack coming on to Canada. 1-866-9-IDOL-02 His name comes from an African King. Wow, that's surprising.

Loreal Style Studio with Tanya Kim. Ooh, Kalan is highlighting his hair, sexy!

Commercials. Liz Titan (pronounced tee-TAHN, not Ti-TAN)

Back. Liz Titan - "I have nothing" by Whitney Houston. I can't really hear her right now because my sister just phoned me, but I think she's doing really really good. 1-866-9-IDOL-03

Mark Levesque - "At this moment". Ooh, bad song. That's another Clay song done by someone who's not Clay. Ooh, he messed up the words. He said "How could I hate you" when it's "How could I hurt you". He yodels real good, though! He's awesome, I love him. Zack doesn't like him. Jake said it was good and bad. Farley said he stepped up in the performance category. Sass said he was great and shiny. What? Whatever, she said she loves his voice and that he did a great job. Wow, Mark won Regina Idol? Coolie! He's the first city Idol who I've ever seen, the Victoria and Vancouver ones just fizzled out and we never saw them. Stupid Abdul. 1-866-9-IDOL-04

Commercials. YAY, KALEB'S NEXT!!! Damn these Election Parties, they're so mean to each other. I voted Liberal on Friday, go me. And Keith Martin. That's who I was voting for.

Back. KALEB SIMMONS! - "Don't do it, baby". YAY!! He's so awesome! YAY!! 1-866-IDOL-05, PLEASE VOTE!!!

Filomena Pasqua - "R-E-S-P-E-C-T", she doesn't look too great, but she sounded fantastic. The judges didn't like her because of song choice. I didn't think the song was that great, either. 1-866-9-IDOL-06

Commercials. Elena Juatco up next. Damn it!! Kalan's going last! I have to wait so long through all these cheap people!

Back. Elena Juatco - "Midnight train to Georgia". On my sheet I accidentally wrote Midnight Train to Georgie. Haha. She was really good. Zack says she's crazy. Sass likes her. Jake says best performance of the two weeks so far. Finally, someone moved him. Farley said it was awkward. Well, she WAS acting a little weird, but she was partners with Jacob, what do you expect? Zack says to Farley "Well she's nuts" and Elena goes "Yes, I have a few loose screws" which is what Zack said to her. And then she was like "YAY!" to Ben and he's like "You ARE crazy"!. Shut up, stop dissing Liberals, you damn commercials! Ugh. Keith Martin rocks. Oh crap, I just realized I didn't record Elena, I had it on pause. Whoops.

Back. Ha, freakishly smart. That's what Ben called Kalan. Holy CRAP, he is good at the violin. And he's fun! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD EEEEEK!!!!! HE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!! Oh I'm dying, oh I'm dying. I have no idea what he sang. Something about "You're my lady". Farley said he's gonna win! Sass says he's going into the top ten.

Recap: Anna - 1-866-9-IDOL-01 - "Son of a preacher man"
Mohanza - 1-866-9-IDOL-02 - "Change Gon Come"
Liz - 1-866-9-IDOL-03 - "I have nothing"
Mark - 1-866-9-IDOL-04 - "At this moment"
Kaleb - 1-866-9-IDOL-05 - "Don't do it, baby"
Filomena - 1-866-9-IDOL-06 - "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
Elena - 1-866-9-IDOL-07 - "Midnight train to Georgia"
Kalan - 1-866-9-IDOL-08 - "Lady"

THE DAMN PEOPLE WON'T LET ME VOTE FOR KALAN!! IT SAYS THAT THE PERSON I AM TRYING TO TEACH USES TELUS AND DOES NOT ACCEPT PRIVATE CALLS!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?? Oh well, everyone else is voting for Kalan anyway, and it lets me get through to Kaleb, so I'm good. Wait, now it's letting me vote for Kalan. No wait, now it's not. Oh crap. I'm watching Simple Life 2: Road Trip. It is so hillarious. Ha, body acceptance class.

What I got for my b-day:

CD's - BILLY KLIPPERT (from my bro, it rocks so much I've listened to it 15 times, seriously, like 3 times a day, even walking to school, at school, and back)
Josh Groban (my mom, I've wanted it for a long time)
Delta Goodrem!!!! (my dad, her CD is now in WALMART in Victoria, which really pisses me off, but now at least if people find out I can prove I knew her first, or at least that I got her CD first)

Some Jasmine flowers for my hair, which I collect because I'm just like Jazzy. I'm listening to Delta's CD right now. Of course, I know all the songs already, but it still rocks.

I got socks (typical mom thing, you know, she thought it was hillarious), Simpson's playing cards, these freak animal playing cards that we used in Tswassen to play go fish, which was hillarious because Grandad couldn't remember any of the animal when it came time to play donkey, and then my mom, being the brilliant person that she is, put one of her cards face up on the pile during cheat, but she wasn't cheating, but it was still funny.

Sorry if I'm taking a long time to write stuff, it's just that I'm sending in Randy's comments for Everlasting Idol Redux, which I got kicked out of as Carmen a while ago but I'm friends with the person who runs the game so he said that because I was such a good contestant I could be Randy, so I was just judging the show. I run a redux myself, actually, called Offical Idol Redux, which was originally owned by you want me, which is a user called Peter, but he suddenly had to leave IDF forever so he left his redux to me and Jilly. I do perforances, and she does results shows, I'm also in the game as Clay Aiken. These are the games I'm in:

American Idol Season 3 All Star Redux - Trenyce (In the top 6)(Ran by YeahforCarmen604)
Official Idol Redux - Clay (In top 4) (Ran by you want me)
Yet Another Idol Redux - Clay (In top 2 with Diana D)(Ran by Jilly)
Yet Another Idol Redux 2 - Jasmine (Haven't started yet, Jilly just started it up)
Shining Stars Redux - Jasmine (the person has only done 2 shows and has had it going for like 3 months, so I don't think I'm into it that much, but I've been safe twice)
Lucky's redux - Fantasia (the person hasn't done a show in a long time because they say they were busy and they'll do one soon, I've been safe 3 times)
AI Redux - Kim Caldwell (I don't look at it that much, but they've had a few songs and I've been safe for a while)
Uber Idol - Diana (I was orignally Carmen but I got kicked out in the second round so then later Revlin asked me whether I wanted to replace the person who played Diana because they never sent their songs, so I said yes)
Male Idol II - MILLSY!!! (In top 7, I can't believe I'm doing so well, but it's fun because Guy and Heinz are in it, and we're all from different countries, except me and Guy who are from Australia, and Heinz is from South Africa)
Nikki's Ulitmate Redux II - Carmen (I was in the first one as RJ Helton, I came in second to Jasmine, and in this one we just started with Duets, I'm with Kim C)
Not Another Redux - George Huff (Haven't started yet)
AI3 Redux of all AI3 reduxes - Justin Guarini (I got kicked out but I'm a wildcard so I'm waiting for that show)

I've never been Jennifer in one! Well actually I have, but I was safe for 2 rounds and then the person never did another show again, so. Me and this person were gonna trade people in Yet Another Idol Redux 2, but then she thought she'd rather stick with Jen even though she loves Jazzy too.

Male Idol II is cool because it's all guys, and Justin Guarini won the last one. I suppose they could have a Female Idol, but that would just be the equivalent to American Idol 3, ha ha. Oh, I am so good. That was the smartest thing I've said in a while.

Canadian Idol is on in Eastern Time right now. I can't wait to watch it. My sister is coming over later for my birthday because she couldn't see me before. KALAN PORTER!!! Sorry. Go to www.kalan4idol.ca and go to photo gallery and there is just the hottest pictures I have even seen in my entire life, seriously.

Results:

The top 3 is:
Josh
Jessica
Brandy

I was so sad when Annie didn't make it I thought for sure she would because her lines were totally blocked!

So the first one in the top 10 is, not surprisingly, JOSH!! YAY!!! I knew my hard voting would pay off. So he sings again, just as good as he did last night.

And the second person in is, also not surprising even if disappointing, Fatty McFat. Whoops, I mean Brandy Callahan. Ugh. She's horrible, she sucks, I hate her so much. Seriously, she has like no chin and 5 necks, she doesn't even HAVE a neck!!

The top 3 SHOULD'VE been:

Andrae
Josh
Annie

And then Annie and Josh should've got in, I have no idea what Jessica was doing up there, but I would've preferred her get in to stupid Brandy. Seriously, she looks like the fat kid at school who would like beat you up and steal your lunch money. But then you'd knock her over and she'd roll down the street so you'd get your money back and everything would be happy and you'd say "Haha die fatty I hate you you'll never eat again". She probably eats kids, even though she says she loves them. She did some stupid rap thing at the Spider Man 2 premiere that they all went to, she's so stupid I hate her die Brandy die. Sorry. I'll go back to IDF now.

I'm sorry I didn't do this earlier, but my mom was on the computer, so:

First group of 8:

Anabelle Lumayag - "How am I supposed to live without you". She was good, a little like Jazzy. The judges didn't like her, but I did.

Kyla Sandulak - "God bless the child". She did a way better version than Theresa Sokyrka or whatever her name is, but not as good as Jenny, but no one is as good as Jenny at that song. She was really good, but the judges didn't like her either. They actually didn't like anyone tonight, for some reason.

Joshua Seller - "Somewhere out there". He was so amazing, almost as good as Clay. He did this little yodel thing during the "Out where dreams COME true", he did it on the come. I voted 40 minutes for him, must've gotten in about 500 votes, so I hope he'll get through.

Jessica Mitchell - "If I ain't got you". Her song was kinda messed up, so I didn't like her that much, but the judges did for some strange reason.

Raj Ramawad - "Overjoyed", which is one of my favourite songs, and he was awesome.

Annie Lefebrve - "Impossible dream". It was a cheap song, but I love her so much I just had to vote for her, which I'm doing right now, and which I've been doing for the past 25 minutes, so ya'll should be glad I'm doing this recap, because it's slowing me DOWN on voting for Annie, and if she doesn't get in I'll never do another recap again. Seriously.

Andrae Ennis - "Here and Now". He was really good, and he looked fantastic. I might vote for him if I have time. He reminded me of Marque Lynch, except Marque was better, but still, they perform the same way and both smile the same way when they're singing, you know that thing where people sort of narrow their eyes and smile. Eh. Whatever. I know what I mean.

Brandy Callahan - "The greatest love of all". You know how SICK I am of people doing this song? The only person who can do it is Whitney, seriously, everyone else sucks at doing it. The only Idol person who did it almost as good as Whitney was Audrey de Montigny as her second song on Love Songs Night last year. Shut up, I have a memory, and she rocked at it. The song, I mean, not my memory. Right. Shut up. Anyway, she sucked, and she's a FAAAAAAAAAA-TTY!!! Just kidding. Well actually, she is fat, but whatever. I didn't like her. She doesn't smile enough, she looks so mad all the time.

Ya'll only have about another 45 minutes to vote, but here are all the numbers:

Anabelle - 1-866-9-IDOL-01
Kyla - 1-866-9-IDOL-02
Josh - 1-866-9-IDOL-03
Jessica - 1-866-9-IDOL-04
Raj - 1-866-9-IDOL-05
Annie - 1-866-9-IDOL-06
Andrae - 1-866-9-IDOL-07
Brandy - 1-866-9-IDOL-08

Oh crap, I just lost 10 minutes of Annie time because I had to phone my grandparents to ask them if I could go over to Tswwassen for my birthday to see them. Actually, I finished my Annie time at 10:10pm because I was only supposed to vote for her for 40 minutes the same like I did with Josh. Oh well, for the next 40 minutes I'll just throw in random votes for the rest of them except for Brandy and Jessica. So I won't be here Saturday and Sunday, unless I get on a computer at a library or something, which isn't likely, so I won't be here to post, and I'll have to post on Idolforums that I'll be away so I won't be able to choose songs for my reduxes so they better not kick me out without knowing why. Well, I'm outtie, back to IDF for me. Merrill, out!

Diana Degarmo "No more tears", from top 2 night. Just thought I'd give you this:

Canadian Idol groups, dates, and contestants:

Group 1 (06-16-04):

Brandy Callahan
Jessica Mitchell
KYLA SANDULAK!!!
Andrae Ennis
JOSH SELLER!!!
Raj Ramawad (the guy who's uncle died right before he had to sing his solo)
ANNIE LEFEBRVE!!! (the french girl who's kinda like Audrey de Montigny only better)
Annabelle Lumayag (the girl who looks like Jazzy)

Group 2 (06-23-04):

KALAN PORTER!!!
KALEB SIMMONS!!!
Anna Cyzon (Josh Seller's duet partner)
Elena Juatco (Jacob's duet partner)
Liz Titan (the girl who's duet parter looked identical to her so I couldn't tell the difference)
Mark Levesque (One of the guys who forgot his made up the words to "When a man loves a woman" and thought he was going to be sent home but wasn't)
Filomena Pasqua (There's not much I can say about her, but she's awesome)
Mohanza Kelly (aka Gary Beals II)

Group 3 (06-30-04):

JACOB HOGGARD!!! (aka lip ring dude who acts like me)
Theresa Sokyrka (Mohanza's Duet Partner)
Dian Archer (Ted Senecal's Duet Partner)
Constant Bernard (aka one of the dudes who couldn't remember his solo words for "When a man loves a woman, so he just hummed through it)
Andrew Broderick (aka the "My Cher-EE amour" guy)
JERRICA SANTOS!!! (Brock's duet partner)
Bernard Quilala (aka the guy who looks like Clifford Iokia the fireman from AI3 top 100)
VALERIE JALBERT!!! (the french girl who sang "It's raining men" and "Nobody does it better" in her solos)

Group 4 (07-07-04):

BROCK GROOMBRIDGE!!!
SHANE WIEBE!!!(aka the perogie salesman)
DANIELLE FALCO!!!(Jason Greely's duet partner)
JASON GREELY!!!
MANOAH HARTMAN!!(aka the school teacher and Jermain Richard's duet partner)
JERMAIN RICHARDS!!!
Ted Senecal (Diane's duet parrner)
Rebecca Abbott

Oh, by the way, I WON LADY REDUX IDOL II BY ONE VOTE!! I actually won it like last week, but I was too busy to tell ya'll, but thanks to anyone who actually DID vote for me, but I don't think you did.

It's my b-day on SATURDAY BAYBEE! I'll be fourteen on the 19th, oh yeah. I phoned Metzger to ask him to the DD (Dinner dance), but he is in VANCOUVER BAYBEE!! That's kinda disappointing, because I planned out exactly what I was gonna say to him. But he'll be back tonight, his mom isn't sure what time, but he'll be back at school tomorrow, so. Yes, Matthew Metzger.

Thursday:

I wasn't here to see the show but I recorded it, so I'll just say this:

Kalen made it, even though he messed up.
Kaleb made it too, that's great.
Jacob made it, that's great.
Brock made it, that's good.
Josh Seller made it, he's okay.
Shane made it, he rocks.
Annie made it, I like her.
Kyla made it, I love her.
Serge got CUT!! I'm so sad, he was such a Guy Sebastian I loved him! I thought he had made it until they showed him crying on the stairs on his cell phone, I got so mad and sad and crying-ness of him.

Anyway, this is our top 32, in alphabetical order (got it from CI site):

1. Anabelle Lumayag - Age 20 - Vancouver, British Columbia
2. Andrae Ennis - Age 24 - Toronto, Ontario
3. Andrew Broderick - Age 16 - Sharon, Ontario
4. Anna Cyzon - Age 20 - Toronto, Ontario
5. Annie Lefebvre - Age 21 - Gatineau, Quebec
6. Bernard Quilala - Age 22 - Edmonton, Alberta
7. Brandy Callahan - Age 24 - Halifax, Nova Scotia
8. Brock Groombridge - Age 16 - Schomberg, Ontario
9. Constant Bernard - Age 20 - Rockland, Ontario
10. Danielle Falco - Age 18 - Hamilton, Ontario
11. Diane Archer - Age 21 - Woodstock, Ontario
12. Elena Juatco - Age 19 - Vancouver, British Columbia
13. Filomena Pasqua - Age 20 - Ottawa, Ontario
14. Jacob Hoggard - Age 19 - Abbotsford, British Columbia
15. Jason Greeley - Age 27 - Upper Island Cove, Newfoundland
16. Jermaine Richards - Age 24 - Toronto, Ontario
17. Jerrica Santos - Age 16 - Surrey, British Columbia
18. Jessica Mitchell - Age 20 - London, Ontario
19. Joshua Seller - Age 23 - Brigden, Ontario
20. Kalan Porter - Age 18 - Medicine Hat, Alberta
21. Kaleb Simmonds - Age 21 - Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
22. Kyla Sandulak - Age 23 - Edmonton, Alberta
23. Liz Titan - Age 17 - Montreal, Quebec
24. Manoah Hartmann - Age 25 - Regina, Saskatchewan
25. Mark Levesque - Age 22 - Regina, Saskatchewan
26. Mohanza Kelly - Age 19 - Toronto, Ontario
27. Raj Ramawad - Age 25 - Brampton, Ontario
28. Rebecca Abbott - Age 19 - Ottawa, Ontario
29. Shane Wiebe - Age 21 - Abbotsford, British Columbia
30. Ted Senecal - Age 25 - Calgary, Alberta
31. Theresa Sokyrka - Age 23 - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
32. Valerie Jalbert - Age 19 - Saint-Jerome, Quebec

I know basically all of them, but not that much by singing, only my favourites.

Top 155:

Bios of Kirk, hate him...then Liz, she's okay.

Serge!! Or Solomon, I have no idea. Now some person I have no idea.

These bios are from Newfoundland. Oh, then that was Solomon, losa. Awww, little kid. Now they're on the bus to Toronto, ha Jon is singing. Jon and his brother Daniel, ha. Left handed people off the bus, ha. Caleb is confused. Josh Seller can't get his door open, I hate those hotel keys too. Theresa is rooming with Diane Archer. Hey, Amy! Jermain? More Theresa. Ha, Winnipeg is held back in Winiipeg. Who is Mike Welden? I know Cheryl. Commercials.

Back.

Kim Savage is first. She's okay.
Cheryl Maendel - She's cool.
Marilyn LaMouche - Don't like her.
Jason Greely - I love him!

Cutting begins. Stupid Solomon is staying. Yay, Marilyn's gone! Cheryl's through. SERGE!! HE'S SO GOOD!! CALEB!! HE'S SO GOOD TOO!!

Filomena Pasque - She's good.
Kalan Porter - EEEEEK!!!
Valerie Jalbert - Eh.
Daniel Dupuis - Eh.
Jessica Mitchell - Eh.
Karina Morin - She's good.
Elena Juatco - Eh.
Jermain Richards - He's really good.

Amy made it yay! Caleb and Serge made it! Aw, Karina and Chhaya got separated, they're friends! Commercials.

Back.

Adam Cross - He's hot, and good.
Kirk Baker, freak - Ugh, he's ruining Josh Gracin. He sucks, and he looks like his face is gonna explode.
Kyla Sandulak - I love her, she sounds like Jenny.
Brandy Callahan - Umm...right. She's good, but not looking.
BYE KIRK!! Sucker. Adam stays, yay! They're friends. Aw, they're both crying. Um. Adam just quit. ADAM JUST QUIT!! Oh no, that sucks and makes no sense. Commercials.

Back. Jon is making out with a dog. Right. Ha, Jason, what a Josh Gracin.

Amy, she's so cute. Willie White.

Group songs:
Menoah, Nneka, and Diane Archer.

Amna, Rebecca, Danielle.

Horrible guy groups much, jeez. Whoo, Kalan! Commercials

Back.
Good guy group!
Serge! Nam Pham, what the hell?

Willy White forgot his group words.
Albert - Ewww...

Ladies:
Dina, Kim Savage, Kyla, and that Kim Locke like girl.
Theresa, Desiree
Savannah McBean, Mary Hulbert

Commercials

Back.

Cut room time.

Room 1 - Staying, Brock and Theresa.
Room 2 - Staying. Josh Seller, Menoah.
Room 3 - Going home...aww, Amy!
Room 4 - Staying!! YAY!! SERGEY!!

KALAN IS STAYING!! I think Willie's gone, awww. CALEB IS STAYING!!

Eh, more tomorrow. Stupid lines, they suck.

I NEED YA'LL TO VOTE FOR ME NOW!! The second to last show has been done, it's voting time, and the finale is really really soon, so once again, go to www.idolforums.com, join, and go to G&C at the bottom (Games and Chatter), then go to REDUX EMPORIUM, and then go to LADY IDOL REDUX II, and VOTE FOR COSIMA DAMN IT!! Actually, I'm up against one of my best IDF friends, ToriandTaylorFanListing, who play's Diana, and we don't really mind who wins because she just won a different game and I'm glad I got this far, but still, I'd appreciate! Ha, I'm so self-promotionative. Crap, I have a ton of homework. Actually, it's only one page of Math, but it's so brigging hard, it's adding mixed numbers I SO do not get that, but I'll be back later to recap CI. Merrill, out!

Hey ya. Stupid Outkast, they suck. NO, Canadian Idol is NOT on tonight, I'm just posting for no specific reason. It's not on till Wednesday and Thursday. John Stevens "Music of my heart". There's just one thing that I want you guys to do, seriously I'll do anything, go to www.idolforums.com, join, then go to Games and Chatter at the bottom, then the REDUX EMPORIUM, then LADY IDOL REDUX II and say post at the bottom that you want to vote for COSIMA DE VITO!! Please, I'm in the top 2 with Diana Degarmo, and I really want Cossie to win because she doesn't have that much publicity, and it's a really big deal that I'm in the top 2 playing someone who's not really known. If you do that, I'll love all of you forever, I promise. My username is Merrill, I have the Metzger blend and Carmen Ramusen avatar click it it sings!

So ANYWAY, I'm just listening to Billy Klippert's "Waited".from his new CD that's coming out on June 15, the same as Joshua Gracin's. You can listen to it from I want both of them for my B-DAY, which is on June 19, which you'd know if you're not DUMB. Whoa jeez, calm down Rebecca. And you really should get it from www.billyklippertonline.com, it rocks. Like it's literally, rock music, dude. You should also listen to his version of Levon, it rocks too, even more than it did on the show. If you want to know more about Billy, go to www.orangrecordlabel.com, that's who he's signed with, they have some pretty cool artists over there.

The dinner-dance is on June 24th, that's on the day of the second exam or something, and I'm still trying to decide where I should go with someone or not. Jenny Gear "Without the fanfare" a new song, it rocks. Obviously I can't go with Jordan because he hates my guts and wants to kill me, but there IS Luke from the church, I'm pretty sure he likes me, and then there's Metzger. Jenny Gear "Vanities". And I don't know about him. I really really want to ask him, I'm just so scared he'll say no and then I'll be sad. I wouldn't want to go with him as like a DATE, just as friends, but I'm not sure he'll understand that. I know he wouldn't WANT to go as a date, because I know he doesn't like me that way, but if I asked him he might think I wanted like, a date.

Oh my god oh my god go to www.idol.ctv.ca, click on videos, then click on the video "Jake Gold goes through the good, bad, and ugly auditions" there's this one guy who's like "THEY SAY EH INSTEAD OF WHAT OR DUH" he is so HILLARIOUS I LOVE THAT CLIP!! And then Kalen comes after him with the curly hair and red face he is so HOT I LOVE HIM!! And then the guy after is so cool I love him. Merrill, out!

Winnipeg:

Cheryl: Through.

Krystal: Bye.

Roberta: Bye.

Kristen Dohan: Really good. Bye.

Sofia Bilozor - Whoa. Bye.

Stephanie Champagne - She rocks, she's in.

Barrett Peisch - He rocks. Sweet, he's going.

Ummm...Mom Idol?

Regina after the break. Back. Hey, it's the guy from Corner Gas!

Solomon Cyr - What a nerd! What a freak! Ummm...he's in? Right.

Jeff Kreklewich - Whoa. Bye.

Aidan Hawryluk - She's good. Bye?

Scott Myers - Ummm freak...bye. They say eh instead of what or duh? Beh.

Theresa Sokyrka - She's singing Jenny's auditions song I will kill her!! Ugh, she's awesome, I hate her, but Jenny was WAY better. She's in.

Cecil Armestead - Whoa, he's really scary. Bye, Johnny Rockstar.

Bonnie Reakes - Ugh, shut up. Bye.

Kirby Armstrong - Umm, Billy Klippert much? Bye.

Manoah Hartmann - She rocks, she's in.

Edmonton up next, I think. Back.

Nicky Pugh - Adorable, but horrible, is what Ben says.

Kristy Brown - Bye.

Danielle H - Bye. Or not...she's in.

Lindsay Chief Calf - Bye.

Slvie African Last Name - Bye.

Kyla Sandulak - She's awesome, she's in.

More Edmonton next. Back.

Kalan Porter - Sweet he's in!!

Arnelle Wilson - Bye.

Jordan Ford - Bye.

Cody Michie - Bye.

Isaac Bell - Bye.

Marilyn Lamouche - Eh, she's okay.

Vancouver right now.

Wes Carter - Ewww, he's so gay.

Connor Falk - Freak. Bye.

Jacob Hoggard - He's good! Cool, he's in, after a huge fight with the judges.

Commercials. Back.

Robyn Newman - She rocks. She's in.

Keita and Leala - Bye.

Janine Casbell - Bye.

Jessica Cheung - She rocks! She didn't get in.

Shane Wiebe - Ooh he's singing Josh Groban he rocks! YES he made it!!

Commercials. Back.

Review of top 100, back next Wednesday. Mulroney, out!

Halifax:

Sandra Pitts: Too loud! Bye.

Mark Gordon: What a Tyler Hamilton wanna-be. Out.

Shannon Kelly - Cheap, bye.

Julie Swinemar - Oh my god, goat! Bye.

Ashley Kincade - Horrible not. Bye.

Donovan Haveaur - What a freak! Bye. Sounds like an old man. And a dog. Now all the judges are howling.

Janelle Keddy - "At last". Whoa, she's SO good. She's in.

Willy White - What a Kevin Murdoch. He's in.

Commercials. Back.

Jonathon Burrows - Cheap. Bye. Ruin Elton John, I kill you.

Andre Cormier - Ummm...right. Bye. Ruin Kim C, I kill you.

Jacy Golden - Cheap. Bye.

Allison Francis - Whoa, loud enough. She looks like a horse. She's almost in, but out.

Kale Simmonds - Whoa, he yodels so good, he's in!!!

St. John's is up next, home of Jenny Gear.

Tracy Edwards: Bye.

Sean Dooling: Bye.

Gina-Rae Hoyles - Bye.

Eddie Penney - He's singing with Zack. Bye.

Melanie Benson - She's good. YAY she made it!!!

More coming up next. Back.

Josh - suck. Bye. Ha, that was funny.

Jenny's on the bus!!

Kirk Baker - He made it, he looks like Vinnie, the wheelchair guy at our school. His friend made it too.

Daniel Aziz - Breakdancing on the floor, eh? And fake rapper, he's singing "Shut up". Bye. He was funny!

Jason Greeley - He's in, he rocks!

Next up Montreal, after the break.

Back. The judges are arguing much.

Shelley Caro - Eh. Bye.

Valerie Dalesio - She's good, but bye.

Leela Baum - Good, bye.

Karine - Eh.

Anne Metellus - Eh.

Liz Titan - Natural uman? Right. Whatever, she's good and in.

Commercials. back.

Chaya Dway - She's in. Her friend Karina is up next.

Karina Morin - She got in.

Shira Katz - Is that a girl? Out, cheap made up CI song.

Bennoit Valliancourt - Out.

Chad Miller - Oh god, what a freak.

Katherine Baker - Ummm...okay. Bye.

Jonathon C - He's hot, and he sounds like Nsync, he's awesome, he's in.

Jamie Hache - Ewww...how gay!!

Michael B - Ummm...freak bye.

Jon O'Leary - Cheap.

Anita Lefbrve - She's great, she's in.

Commercials. Back. The top 5 things never to do in front of the judges, forget the words, talk back, make excuses, whatever, Vancouver etc tomorrow, have fun, ya'll! BTW, look at the Saanich News page A5. I can't say why, just do, or go to www.saanichnews.com, go down to the bottom, click on more stories, then scroll down till you see the heading "Move over Hilary Duff and Frankie Muniz", and you'll see, it's awesome, all I've said since I saw it was EEEEKKK!!!!!

Canadian Idol Auditions:

Oh my god, this person is bad. That was just a clip, now introducing the judges, Sass, Farley, Jake, and Zack. Sass and Jake are awesome. JENNY! BILLY! All the top 11 of last year!! Haha, Kevin Murdoch. No, Jen's crying!

More judges talking. Who are these people? I guess we're about to find out, starting with OTTAWA, hometown of last year's winner, Ryan Malcolm!

Anastasia Flivova or something...terrible. She wasn't that bad!
Matthew Pride - Terrible. Okay he sucks!
Um this guy - Is singing Ryan's song, and he sucks.

Ha, Ryan's back.

Kim Savage - She's REALLY good, whoa. Zack says no, the rest say yes, she's going to Toronto!

Melanie Lenneau - Flirting with Jake, right. She's gotta go.

Jackie Hanna - Ummm, bad.

Nathalia Jolie or something...bad. Singing a Whole New World.

Lee Willis - Bad. Singing a Whole New world.

Eric Bollman - Sweet Caroline?

Some more cheap people.

Anna Russell - Cheap.

Serge Cayamong - He sounds just like Guy, I LOVE him!! He's going to Toronto. Commercials.

Back. Jon Dore and Ben Mulroney ice skating. Jon's wearing a pink suit. That's gay.

Katie Bernard - Bad.

Jessica Carey - Bad.

Nathan Harrop - Bad.

Julia Nygen - Bad.

Krista Allen - Bad, bye.

Anmary Legault - She's good. They all say yes - She's the 3rd person in!

Daniel Oickle - He's singing Alanis Morrisett. Whoa. Scary.

Steve Sandos - Bad.

Thomas Cho - Bad.

Andrea Gal - She's good. She's in.

Toronto coming up next, after the break.

Back. Bah, Kurt is there!

Allison Mcauley. Bye.

Steve Foster. Wayne's world? Bye.

Atm Muttakin - What a hardi! Bye.

Daniel Dupus - He's good. He's through! Jeez, Frenchie much.

Kendra Knoflook - I don't think she's that bad, but she's gone.

Roxane DeLongo - Sucky. Bye.

Sarina Mazzochi - Oh gosh, shut up. Bye.

Diane Archer - She's really good. She's in!! We get it, you're black, stop talking like it.

Commercials.

Andriano Lawson-Ballet. "When I fall in love", ugh horrible, don't ruin Jazzy's song!

Mike Ewart - What a freak, he's singing a song about a bird! Bye.

Misty Tassone - She's okay, singing Cheryl Crow.

Amy Bailleragon - Singing a song from the Little Mermaid, every line, how weird. Her and Zack make faces at each other. She made it, she's cool and really good, she takes like Cosima, except not Australian.

Now all the dancers, not singers, wow.

Mohanza Kelly - He looks like Gary Beals, seriously. He's better, though. He's in, haha.

More Toronto up next, after the break.


Back. Joshua Seller - He's hot!! And he's so good! He got in, yay!

Mark Feldman - Oh gosh, how gay. "No woman no cry". Bye.

Corey Loney - What a freak. Bye.

Beth Biederman - What a fairy freak. Bye

Marvin Poon - Ewww, how gay. Bye.

Andre Richards - Beatboxer, he's really good at that. He didn't get in because he didn't sing.

Brock Groombrige - He's really cute!! And he's 16, and good. Singing Power of Love. I hope he gets in, I really do. Sass says yes, she adores him. Jake says yes, but he won't make it to the next round because he sucks. Sweet, he got in!!

So now we're done, and back tomorrow!

Oh my god, I am so dumb. I'm at Sarah's house and I was phoning Jordan, but I accidentally put in the last 4 numbers as Calum's number, and then his mom answered the phone and I was like "Is Jordan home?" and she was like "Jordan? I think you have the wrong number" and I was like "Oh okay, sorry". And I totally thought it was Jordan's mom and that she was lying, but then I realized that it kinda sounded like Alum's mom, and then I was like "OH MY GOD, I just phoned Calum!!" I'm so dumb, seriously. It would've been so hillarious if Calum had've answered the phone, I would've been so confused like "Ummm...Calum? Why are you at Jordan's house?"

On Thursday block C and D (10:30-12:20) we went up tp Claremont High for a musical theatre play called Just Off Boradway, where they were re-doing plays like Grease and Mamma Mia, Rent, and the later show at night which we didn't get to see had Chicago and Cabaret, damn it. Later that night it was my brother's birthday and they all went up to my school to see my concert. It was grade 6 and 7 band, choir, and concert band, and everybody but my mom knew that I was doing a solo by myself after the grade 7 band. It was so funny, because Mrs.Robertson said something about a grade 8 soloist, and then she suddenly said, "I'd like to introduce you to Rebecca Grace" and my mom wasn't really paying attention because she was trying to fix her camera, so she didn't hear it until my sister like punched her and told her to look, and then I was looking at her and she suddenly saw me up front with a mic and she was like "WHAAAAAAAAAA?!" and you should've seen her face it was so funny. And then I sang Dusty Springfield's "You don't have to say you love me", more recently done by Cosima De Vito on Australian Idol (And ya'll are like, 'OH, so THAT'S why she did it, eh?'). And then my mom was like crying and she was just like Diana Degarmo's mom, which means I'm D!! YAY!!! Whoa jeez, calm down. And then all the choir people were saying how good I was, so that was fun, and these women in the audience kept giving me the thumbs up sign. And then this one woman came up to me after to ask what my name was...beh. And then my sister said she heard Mr. Prescott asking people where I was so that he could come up to me and tell me how proud he was of me and how brave I was...beh. And then this really hot guy in my class, Alistair Hayward came up to me and like patted me on the back and was like "Good job" and I was like "OH MY GOD!!! EEK!!". And then Sarah was like "Alistair is not hot.", but she didn't actually say that because she wasn't there, but she's saying it now because she's an ass.

And then this other hot guy named Callan, he came up to me the next day at my locker and he was like "You were good" and then he coughed. And then me and him and Alistair were talking about it at my locker and then Jordan was like "What did she do, what did she do?" and I'm not sure if they told him, I don't think he really cared, he was just jealous because I was talking to hot guys that were not him. Ha, sucker. But it was weird because after the show I had people that I didn't even know like saying to me "Bye Rebecca, I'll talk to you tomorrow!" and I was like...beh. No but then there was this girl named Bronwyn and she's usually nice to me, but then she walked by me and she like totally glared at me, and my mom was like "Um, I don't think you should talk to her, I think she wants to kill you", and then outside in the parking lot she kept turning around to stare at me, and finally my sister was like "OKAY, you can stop staring, do you have a PROBLEM or something?" Ha, Teresa, she's like 20 and she like yells at everyone, it's so funny, but she's seriously gonna get punched one day. And then my other friend Tia from Alum's class was at her car and then she like did some karate kick thing and was like "REBECCA!" and I did the same thing and I was like "TIA!!" and then we did it over and over again and I asked my mom "Did you hear us?" and she was like "Um, how could I not?" and then me and Tia were doing it again at school it was scary. I'm listening to Shannon Noll "Under my skin", such a cool song, it was one of the few times he didn't suck. Now I'm listening to Shannon Noll "New York, New York", from Big Band night, which was like I said, one of the night where he didn't suck. He says something weird in the middle that I totally have not been able to understand ever since I got it, which was like last year, something about do something ladies and gentlemen. But then again, Nolly has a speech problem, so. Alum wasn't at the concert, he was going to go, but then they called him up from Vancouver and were like "We need you out here on Thursday, be there damn it!!". Well, that's what Mrs.Robertson said, I just added the damn it part myself, I'm smart. No I am dumb! JPL is hot. Billy sounds like a cat. Jeff from play is hot.

So, I was like at a play at the Belfry on Friday and Sarah was there! She is sooooooooooon cool! That was her, and the last like 6 things were her too, except I did say Billy sounded like a cat, but I didn't know she was gonna type that. Now I'm listening to Kovered in Lies "Always for real", Billy Klippert's band. Or should I say "Ex-band", damn Billy. He got a record deal, so he had to ditch his brother and his band, screwhead.

And today, I went to confirmation (Church) with Sarah, and it was good because I got to help fill up the little wine thingy's and cut the bread for tomorrow's service, which I get to go to because Pastor Ron wants me to give a speech to everyone about why I came to the church. Well actually, Laurel (one of the church member girls) said that it means more of like why I came BACK than why I came there in the first place, you know. And then Leslie (the helper person), told me to go down into the kitchen and get juice for the dudes, and then bring it up to the teen room. And so I went up there and I was like "Hey, ya'll want some juice?" and Alex one of the guys is like "YEAH!!" and I was like "Okay well, you can, you gotta, you know" and he's like "What, pour our own damn juice?" and I like "Yeah, that's it" but I was kinda surprised because he said damn in a church but then I was like okay whatever because they all did it, and I do it outside of church anyway, so. And then me and Alex were having crutch fights and then I turned around and he poked me in the ass with one!! And then I was spinning around in a spinning chair by the window it was so fun, and then I got up to get some more water and Alex stole my chair, asshat! Sorry, I'm just fingering Sarah right now and she's trying to push me away because I said "Ow, my face" and she was like "Yeah, it's kinda ugly", so I called her a byotch and fingered her. Don't finger me and act like you didn't, byotch!! Now she hit me in the face with her finger, what the hell!

So anyway, when I was in the teen room hitting Simon with Sarah's crutches, this REALLY REALLY REALLY hot guy named Luke came in with his dad because his dad was fixing stuff, and I've liked Luke for a while, so of course I was like totally freaking out. So then I walked up to him and gave him one of Sarah's crutches, and then he kept poking me with it! And then he would take an end of it and then move it really close to my face until it was like touching my eyelashes, and Kate is cool. And then Kate is Sarah's sister, she just came in and said that so I'll be nice and not delete it. So anyway, Nathan took Sarah's crutches out into the hall and played with them, and then she was stuck on the couch, and then Luke came back in with them and he looked at me and was like "Hi" and I was like "Are you having fun?" and he's like "Yes". But then we had to go and I was sad, but I hope he will be at the service tomorrow.

When my neice and nephew were other the other day for my bro's b-day, and when we came back from the concert and my mom and sister and bro and bro's gf went out and me and the kids were alone in my room, Hannah started getting all pissed at me for no reason and was like yelling at me and like being all like "Well, you don't even LOVE me, you just love GAVIN, and you don't even care, and you just, just love GAVIN best, so I'm not gonna talk to you anymore, and Gavin, don't talk to her anymore, because she doesn't know how to babysit us, and everytime we come to Toria she makes us all mad". She's like 4 years old and she was being such a bitch, seriously and like she started crying for no reason, and then my nephew came over to me and was like "I love you Beta, want to be my friend?" and like hugging me, it was so cute, but I think he was trying to make Hannah jealous and mad because she is sometimes mean to him, so. And then my asshat brother kept telling her not to hang out with me because I was just going to get her mad, but then my mom came home and yelled at him, so I was like haha byotch. So then Hannah apologized to me, but everytime she got alone with me she kept saying it again so I got pissed. And then I was telling my mom about how Mr. Prescott thought Gavin's name was Hector, and she's like "What? Why are you saying that about my brother, STOP IT!!" and she was getting so pissed and she started yelling at me again but then my mom got mad at her. so it was funny. And then she was like "Becca, you're not allowed to touch Gavin's cars" and I was like "Whatever" and then Gavin wouldn't give me a hug and neither would she so I was like "Umm...Anybody?" and then I kept asking Gavin and he's like "No" so I was like "Stupid kid" and my mom thought that was so funny even though it's mean.

Okay, so earlier today me and Sarah made this cool blend thingy of American Idol, I'll post a link so you can see it, but I gotta go now, and it's coolies, so please like it I did the pics and she did the logo/writing, and I have to watch LIZZIE!!! Seacrest, out.

[URL]http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=163445{/URL]

Okay, so the finale:

Jennifer Love Hewitt started it off on Ryan's show set, and LaLoser sang a bit of her song from the CD, and now Kim Caldwell is showing D's fan's back home. Commercials.

Back. Now Ryan's in Tasia's dressing room. Ha, she's putting makeup on him. Tasia. Now she's showing him her blue box. NO, not THAT blue box, ewww!! And now Clay is in Tasia's hometown fans!! Ooh, hey hottie! He's hot. There's lots of people there. He's hot. Tasia says Clay looks awesome, man. She said "Clay, you look awesome man! He does.

Nicole Richi and Christina Christian. My mom just said that Nicole looked like Carmen. I'm gonna kill her, Carmen's not a slut.

Oooh yay, Georgie!! He's singing a bit from his CD song "Me and Mrs. Jones". Ha, he bounced. Now Ryan is going to go into Rarndy's and Paulker's dressing room, but after the break.

Back. Randy's chillin. Paula's babbling nothingness. Back to Xtina Xtian. What the hell? It's Ray Romano. Now back to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yay, Jazzy!! She's singing "Midnight train to Georgia" from the CD. She's so cool! There was this girl in my grade 4 class named Dieu who looks just like her.

Now in Simon's room. I'm not really listening. Ha, he has so many black suits. Now back to Jennifer. Sharon Osbourn likes...I didn't hear. What the hell? The red room is full of gospel singers, dude. Now we're out into the AI set. Holy crap, so many people. Adverts. Gotta check email that Sarah sent me because she's sitting right beside me and and bitching at me to look at it.

Back. Tamyra Loser, singing the American National Anthem. Clay does it better, and so does D. Well, D sings it all the time at like games and stuff. Tamyra can't hold a note, but she's okay. Whoa crap, bad note.

Ryan's babbling. Yeah great, someone will win, WOW!! I don't want to see the loser judges, but whatever. Randy Smackson? Beh!! That's what Starah just said. Haha, Sarah just knocked her crutches against the door, sucker. Now she's threatening to hit me with them. Try it, bitch. Oh crap, she did. Bitch again. Hey, it's D and Tasia on the stage. Now she said she's gonna crap on Leah. Labelle? That's fine with me. She hates Tasia. Crap, now Kelly Clarsuck is on. What is she wearing under her suit thing? It's open and she's wearing a sparkly bra. What a slut. Hey, it's Ruben!! Oh look at him, he still can't sing without sweating so much that he almost passes out like I did at the parade the other day. Shut up. Now THIS is a weird group: Tasia, Di, Kelly, and Rube. Kelly Clarkson sucks.

Now Ry is moppping Rube's head. What the hell, he always does that. Hey, Johnny's parents are right behind D's mom, AGAIN!! Damn Calum, he's 6 timing me! With Diana, Jasmine, Jen, Sarah, Sandy, and MY MOM!! Calum, that is just wrong!! Never mind. Everybody keeps calling me a slut, it's so weird.

Back. Fantasia says a bit of her expected to be there. And Di says that she didn't, but we all got her there, so she thanks us. Now back to Clay in NC, talking to some black dude. He's hot. Now we're going over to Snellville with Kim C. They're talking to her choir teacher. Haha, D is like totally freaking out, it's so funny. The mayor or Snellville is there too, and the motto is "Where everybody's somebody in Snellville" I've known that for like, ever. You're dumb if you don't know that.

Now highlights of last night. Go D, that first performance was awesome! Go D again!! I love you Tasia, but NEVER sing Summertime again! Hey shut up Simon, the only reason that D messed up on that last song was because her mic blew and she couldn't hear herself. Break. This is taking freaking forever!!

Back. Ah crap, Yelly (that was mine) Barkson(that was Starha) is taking the stage singing some crappy song from her Cd. Okay that's it, we're going back to the singles site where we're looking for gay men who are looking for other gay men! Ah, lesbians!! Okay, top two music video singing "Shining Star". I like that song. Commercials. You want a drink, Sarah? Yes please. Okay, I'll be right back. Sarah's like "Damn, why did I say please?"

Back, yo. Oh my god!! The top 12!! George!! Johnny! JPL!! Mattie!! Ha, Matt's wearing a yellow shirt. Now all the girls! Camile!! Leah!! Ugh. Amy! She looks so bad. Jazzy! This is the top 6 medley, except with more people. Jazzy is singing the same part she did before. Hi Jenny! What hell? The judges are all laughing at them and some dude is grooving in the audience. JPL's being a retard. Is it just me or does Camile have black hair now? JOHNNY!! He's singing solo he's so good!! Yeah, Camile has black hair, it looks good. Oh hey, they're singing D's Elton John song. What the hell? Diana and JPL are singing together. And now D and Matt and JPL are all singing together. Ha, Camile's fainting on th floor in the background from meeting Elton, I remember that, it was so funny. Jenny is singing now!! Singing Barry Manilow. I missed her so much!! Go to hell Latoya, what kind of crap are you wearing? Hey, it's Barry, go him!! Sarah calls him Old Clay Aiken Guy. But he's so cute!! And now it's Tasia. Hey, the 3 divas are singing together and pulling off the medley. Ha, Ryan said "Matt Rogers is having a fun time with JPL on the stage". Now they're showing some clip where this girl thought that the piano guy was Barry, and Barry swore so they beeped it out. How bad. I heart orlando Bloom, he is sexy!!! That was Sarah. She says she saw Guy. I don't believe her. Now she's getting pissed. Huh, I just rewound the tape and she's right. Well look, there were two afros sitting one in front, one in back, and I thought she meant the girl. Whoops. Ah, gay prom guy on TV!! Never mind.

Albert Einstein just winked at me. I'm scared. Yay, Ruben's singing "What if" one of his rap songs from his CD that I own that I got for Christmas. Okay, he's wearing a nice suit for the occasion, but he has a gangsta cap on to hide his sweat, that doesn't go well, and plus it doesn't hide it. I just said to Sarah "If you touch Guy I'm gonna jack you up". And she goes "Guy's not my type, and you're like 'You don't have a type'", so I go "Type B" and then she realizes that Rube has B written on his cap!! Ooh, Sarah and Ruben!! And then she says that her type is C, so I go "Calum, Callan, Callum, Clayton, Clay, Chad Michael Murrary, Chad Fitz". Ha, sucker. I'm type J, Jordan Deveaux BAYBEE!!! I hate Avril Lavigne, so much.

Back. Ryan is with D, she's gonna sing "I believe". I hate these idiot gospel freaks. Go D!! Now Fantasia - same song. Pretty cheap! Commercials.

Back. Now D and F are singing together "I knew you were waiting". Ha, Diana goes "Come on, everybody!" This is probably the last time I'm gonna hear her say that, I love it it's so cool. They're cool. Now we're going to the judges for last minute comments. Disfunctional family, eh Paula? I'm sure that's what you grew up with. Now the comments from last night. Fantasia, you sang and judges talked. Diana, you sang and judges talked. The winner is...

Fantasia Bursucko. I heart Diana Degarmo. Damn show. I'm so crying. So we're coming back next January, but I'll be here next week to recap Canadian Idol auditions.

Okay, Tuesday's show: Tasia and D!

Diana - "I believe", which is their Idol song. Oh. My. God. She is SO good! Seriously!!! I can't believe her, she's almost making me cry. ALL THE IDOLS ARE THERE!! Seriously, on one side there's Leah, Camile, George, JPL and on the other side there's Johnny and his parents, and Jen and Amy and Mattie. I haven't seen Matt yet, but Brittney's on the phone with me right now and she says he's there, so.

Tasia - "All my life". She's not bad, but this is such a stupid song. She's bouning like George Huff. Whoa, London France, Tasia! I don't think there are any words in this song, seriously, most of it is "Yeah, Yeah". Randy hated it. Oh there's Mattie! Simon said she's lucky that she's doing more than one song, because it sucked. The audience is booing, he says shut up. Commercials. Oh, that Jon Stuart "DAMN YOU CANADIAN BACON!"

Diana - "No More Tears" again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!! She's changing the words up a bit and adding bits, it's still as good as it was the first time, only better. Randy said she's singing her face off. No! I love Diana's face. Paula agrees. Simon said her dancing was hideous, and the whole stupid pageant thing, he says. I LIKE the whole stupid pageant thing, man! Commercials. Hey, it's Paul Martin! I love that guy! Jean Cretien was awesome, but so is he.

Back. Tasia - "Summertime". NOOOOO!!! This is the freaking THIRD time I've had to go through this!! New dress, still sitting on the floor, singing horribly. I'm going to KILL her if she RUINS Jenny's song ONE MORE TIME!!! Yup, typical, she sits right on the AMERICAN IDOL circle, as if to say "Yup, that's me". Ugh. Whoa Tasia, don't bend down that low when your wearing a LOW NECK DRESS!! I did NOT want to see that, I've already seen her underwear this episode, and Jasmine's yellow bra on Big Band night, this is turning into an R-rated show! Oh good, she's done. Hey, she's wearing the same silver bracelet as Jazzy, what a copy! Randy and Paula say she's great. Paula says she'll never bore an audience. Sure, she's not boring, but she sure as hell can piss me off! Simon said she's the best contestant in any World show. Nu-uh, Guy and Cossie were better!! Commercials. My mama's still up stairs washing the dishes. Oh well, she didn't miss much, it sounded just as bad as the first time she did it, and the second.

Diana - "Don't cry out loud", again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Oooh, she's kind of messing up. YAY!! Now people are going to vote for her!! Randy says: Allright so, let's critique the song. You started weak at the beginning, you fell apart at the middle, you were pitchy, I'm a loser. Paula says: I'm a loser too, oh well, you're still wonderful. Simon said that Fantasia scared her and she lost her chance. Commercials.

Tasia - "I believe". Um, what is she wearing, seriously? A green dress with straps that look like they've been twisted around by John Stevens and it was five minutes before show time so she didn't have time to un-twist them. Or something...like that. She's good, but not as good as D. I'm sure this is different for Tasia, you know, singing with a bunch of gospel dudes...not! Whoa, calm down!! With that dress on you girl, it's not only YOU who is bouncing. You get it? She's crying!! Awww, Mattie is standing up and whistling! And Amy is crying. All the judges say it was superb. Yes it was, but D's was superburer-ish. What? I don't know.

Beh!! Paul Anka is singing "My way"! He was here last year. This year he's singing about Di and Tasia, last year it was about Clay and Rube. Aha, they're showing auditions. Aww, Army Girl and ScooterGirl and stupid scat girl that I hate so much. Haha, he's rhyming something with JPL and William Hung and JPL. Haha, Ryan is surfing. This is so messed up. Beh!!

Recap!! Go D!! I gotta go vote for her and so do you!!

1-866-IDOLS-01, 3, or 5 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-436-5701. If you want to vote for Tasia, go ahead, but I'll kill you all if she wins. D, out!!! Hopefully not!!